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Imagine going to make toast… and being greeted by a CORGI BUTT. 🍑

Yes. You heard that right.

This is not a drill.

This is a Corgi Butt Bread Clip and it is here to judge you. And also keep your bread fresh.

✨ Functional. ✨ Fabulous. ✨ Fuzzy lil’ cheeks.

Handmade. Hilarious. And arguably the best thing you’ll buy this year.

🛒 Adopt one here before they run off chasing squirrels.

Because your bread deserves better. And so do you.

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Its so well made its perfect

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(via Instagram)

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How to meet your new best friends

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When Gary Numan comes on, dancing is mandatory - even when cooking dinner.

Siobhan and I both used to go to a club called The Firm. The resident dj would do these amazing remixes of 80s bangers and we met while both dancing to the Superleggero remix of Cars. So whenever Gary Numan pops up on the playlist, we both have to get up and dance.

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Here in my car

I can only receive

I can listen to you and it keeps me stable for days

In cars.

Here's a cover of a cover. Gary Numan original covered by Fear Factory covered by me (Systematic Descent)

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So big 😳

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The perfect pizza does not exi-

(via Instagram)

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Did someone whisper? I'm really not so sure I could have been asleep Is everyone this frightened? Are there more like me? There's just got to be...

Tweaker "Linoleum" featuring David Sylvian

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Music Video) [4K Upgrade]

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Goodluck Pikachu