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my cat has claimed my new garage ottoman it is perfect for her and I used my foot to inch her closer to the sun spot (I'm surprised she didn't spook and hop off) 10/10 worth the $50

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I bought bread for 5 dollars yesterday from the diner next to my job I love their grilled cheeses and curly fries but I'm not going to pay 13 dollars for that meal when I can make it at home and air fryer some fries the only downside is that there's only enough bread in a loaf for about 4 sandwiches because the bread is very thiccccc but there's usually 9 slices but it's made right in the diner and it's delicious I love using the spare piece for toast

sidenote I passed out so I haven't smoked weed allllll day I think it's time to smoke pot and grill me a cheese

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if I'm stoned as fuck and visit my brother I must remember the cat named Kanye likes to make loud noises I should usually investigate and also big squirrel

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can I just have a version of this with the land o lakes white American cheese from the walmart deli

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my anxiety of the unknown is taking over my brain rn but I can not smoke the anxiety away because I am sick and coughing out a lung

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last night I was bored so I won the favor of an empires commoners overthrew an empire imprisoned the emperor and did not let him see the light of day till his mind was broken and overtaken by the haunting melody of a guzheng and gave up on being a tyrant and obtained Stockholm syndrome

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it's midnight time to settle down

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can I coin the term "stoner's cigarette" meaning a smoked oney taken to relax similar to a smoke break (I usually have 1 or 2 after work never during or before to not effect my performance)

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it's a new year very soon and I'm already anxious about calling the doctor, the optometrist and the dentist for yearly appointments because I have to preferably get them scheduled for the same weekend cause I live an hour away and my mom has to drive me cause I can not drive

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she's preparing to fire the lazers

(after these photos she yelled at me till I went back inside from the garage she's not an outdoor cat she gets supervised outside or garage time)

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it is currently 10 minutes to 4am on my birthday (Christmas eve) and I'm about to go smoke in my garage then crawl into bed and pass out stoned but ya got me fucked up if I'm getting woken up before noon then expected to prepare for photos in the morning if they expect me to get ready on my day off and my birthday they can wait till I'm damn well ready on my own not having a shower as soon as I wake up will not kill me just because she wants photos to share I already dread the happy birthday song it's so annoying like Christmas music in general in my opinion

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I am such a slut I have every male hsr character except for blade and welt (I just pulled argenti plan to get welt with my 300th pull and I'm waiting on a blade re run I thing I lost his 5050 to gepard)

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CEGC✨🎹 #funny #musician #music #piano

I'm high and this killed me but I was to warm and cozy to move

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mom texted me the cat was upstairs and that I should go find her

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I don't know shit about DND but I've seen a lot of posts and I'm either going to turn every living creature into a hot man to seduce or be a pot dealer and smoker and profit and maybe both if I'm allowed

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I smoked weed

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I have not used this account since I was about 15 I lusted to RP with my favorite characters I still have that desire even as an adult my thirst for hot men never stopped I love the new cryo and hydro daddies from genshin impact hot as a mofo on god