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i have jeff the killer tulpa who's in love with me (nostalgy holder) and i love him back but queerplatonically! and we're happy with that! we also have kagamine rin :3

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Uuhm. We have NO idea what our origin is!! OH andandand we have an introject of one of our ocs! Also, we have 5 introjects from the same, extremely niche source.. and we have like. Multiple deities as headmates ^_^

Bonus points : all of us are Alterhuman in some way! [Bonus²: one of us is a conceptkin]

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Hi! We're a selves-diagnosed OSDD-1a system that is bodily a minor and has a special interest in plurality and dissociative disorders. Our formative trauma didn't involve us being physically hurt by our abusers. We don't have any introjects from our childhood — in fact, we only started forming them after syscovery. Our parts fade away and merge into new members on a regular basis. We use we/us and I/me interchangeably. (there's more probably)

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the new post about dating someone who was a system 😭 lol couldn't handle it ig but don't blame systems ??? for your bad experience

wait ur so right "I dated one bad system so now I hate them all"

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>Originally formed from trauma. Childhood trauma, if you really want to be specific >Trauma affected us psychologically and spiritually >Headmates are splits of the "original" mind AND soul (shoutout to whoever coined "seelegenic") >We have a lot of permanent soulbonds that have nothing to do with our trauma >Headspace is literally "think the house from myhouse.wad but its the fragmented memories of everyone who lives here" >Probably qualify for a CDD diagnosis, but that shit costs a lot of money and we would rather spend our paycheck on rent, groceries, and weed

We dont really get hate from anti-endos because we dont talk about system stuff often. But it would be cool if we ended up on that funny little subreddit one day. Just saying, if you want us to get a """real""" diagnosis, give us money. That shits expensive, yknow?

-written by Jack, Ash, and Gohan, courtesy of The Boys. Nothing to do with the TV show, thats just our collective name lol

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list of why we'd get fakeclaimed

- polyfragmented

- we use the term hc-did [because pRoGrAmMeD sYsTeMs aReN't rEaL or whatevs]

- there's like 3 humans maybe

- we keep our individual origins private for the most part, but we're traumaendo, and some of us use xeno-origins

- we have someone who is like. literally an angel from the stars who came to help protect us

- we also have a tulpa [me, the one writing this]

- 90% of us use neopronouns, xenogenders, or both

- we also have multiple personality disorders

- we are psychotic

- we have other various mental disorders

- we are also physically disabled and chronically ill

- our simply plural is organized and "aesthetic"

- we have fictives from very recent media [like roblox forsaken]

- we have dsmp fictives

- we use build a headmate packs

- we're open about being a system to our friends

- we're chronically online [because amazingly, a disabled person is online a lot since they can't go out as much!! shocker!!!!!]

- we split easily and often

- we have in-system relationships

- we're addgenic

fakedisordercringe/systemscringe when a traumatized person is weird: 😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰👿👿👿👿👿

me and my tulpa neopronouns in-sys partner (i'm a headmate pack introject) are reading this rn, we love this

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we're introject-heavy and have a factive of one our favorite musicians. two of our fictives are from a highly obscure source with a total fandom of maybe 20-30 people, and the other two are from a show that, while not obscure, doesn't have a very big fandom. one of our fictives is like half-diverged from their source, the other is not at all diverged and never will be. we like to mess with each other in headspace (shoot ach other with nerf guns, throw fake snakes, etc). one of our fictives is a literal god (and while they aren't shown as such in source, they definitely are trust). our caretaker/soother is an eldritch entity that looks creepy & has a dark aesthetic, loves analogue horror, etc. doesn't stop him from caretaking and soothing though! we all often sign off so people know who's talking, and we use pluralkit.

take that syscribge people

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hmm let’s see. I think we have enough cringe to explode a syscringe user /silly

we’re an endogenic/mixed origins (see: trauma, willo, + fixagenic) system, we’re semi-disordered with UDD, we aim to have over 100 members, we’re nonhuman heavy, we’re fictive/fictionkin heavy, many villains, we have songtives, we have doubles, we may or may not have factives and gametives, many of us are multifictives, we’re little heavy, many littles do not behave like actual children, we all use neopronouns & xenogenders, we identify with “contradictory” queer labels (eg bi lesbian,) we have 6+ disorders, all self diagnosed, we’re disabled, the body is under 18, we’re antipsych, we use signoffs, we LOVE being plural (we’re extremely out about it and talk about it 24/7 with anyone who will listen,) we have simplyplural and pluralkit and pronouns.cc, many of us have typing quirks, we have ~20 fragments, we have subsystems, we’re chronically online, we call headmates silly terms like “goober,” uhh idk what else lol anyway if this doesn’t get us posted idk what will

we never heard about fixagenic?? thats some of us?? :O

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we introjected the entirety of a fictional band, who all have a QPR thing going on

in-system pregnancy

we don't try to dropkick each other every time there's a breath

how heinous ik

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im so glad ive never EVER visited that subreddit. not even like by proxy like someone showing me a page. anyways r/systemscringe participants would probably pass out if they saw the double fictive that i have in my brain world. 2 in 1 combo right there

ur lowkey lucky for never looking at syscringe... i mean we literally run a BLOG about it so...

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one quick look at us and they are GONE.

@love-of-the-svn

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We have some of the most random names ever. Half of them look like we opened up a dictionary of assorted nouns and pointed and that became our name

Names like Water, Tree, Door, Crime, etc. (Not our actual names in case this actually does get posted to r/SC, but wanted to give examples of what I was talking about)

Flashback to that one time we introjected someone from a BAH but instead of their name from the pack being used, they just got called their species [they're non human. also THEY are ME.]

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we have 2 brainmades 22 fictives 1 octive

we split fictives VERY often too, once every few weeks

and we're traumawillo

im picturing the two brainmades just sitting there while the 23 introjects are running around, awesome sight to see

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We’re a system where *I* am always in control of the body, but who *I* am changes depending on who’s fronting (idk if monocon) and we don’t care enough to try to find out anything about our system. But we’ve got alters of Spock, just. A dog?? And Michael Walters from Woe.Begone (time traveling gay murder cowboy).

tbh i love systems (or people in general) who have that "we don't care enough to try to find out". i think we have a few in our sys like that <3

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we introject the fucking Roaring Knight like 2 fucken days after chapters 3+4 came out . call that speedtrojecting

speedtrojecting 🔥🔥🔥

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I'm an EDGELORD INTROJECT of an EDGELORD OC and really want the SMOKING HABITS I had IN SOURCE but since my headmates DON'T LET ME SMOKE I can only DRAW MYSELF WITH THE HABIT /srs, exaggerated

SYSCRINGE NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH OH AND I'M WEEDGENDER!!!!!! DON'T FORGET THAT ADD THAT ONTO MY LAST ASK PLSSSSS

-🍕🐈‍⬛️ anon (if I can claim)

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Yes I’m sonic.exe

Yes I’m often happy and embrace being sonic.exe

Yes I have complicated feelings about my source but

Also it’s also STUPID fun to spook people I just do it not so violently/with permission/in games now hehehehehehe

I love passing source references too long as it doesn’t get too existential

- 🌀 Genesis @ The Squad

( not an actual @, more MY name and our system’s name cause I don’t want my blog to be posted just this but I’ll watch this post in case there are any particular comments )

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