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Stony w Eepy Tony (been soooo long since I've drawn them)

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Yelena: oh shit it looks like there’s a ship coming in from another dimension?? omg what do you think we should do????

Bucky:

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First Date 💘

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Eat Your Feelings--A Valentine's Day Fic

For deehellcat on the Stony Discord: based on the idea of the zoo's Valentine's fundraiser where you can name a bug after your ex and watch it get eaten. This somehow leads to declarations of true love.

A worm

Seriously?

Ngl that stings

Steve stared down at the text, sighed, and scraped a hand through his hair. It had been a pipe dream to hope that Tony wouldn’t find out, but he hadn’t expected to happen in real time. He glanced over at the television where a reporter was live on scene at the Minnesota Zoo giving a play by play on the Valentine’s Day fundraiser, a report that had begun benignly enough, but when it was announced that someone had named one of the crawly little sacrifices ‘Stark’, it had kind of become, well, a thing. 

The live feed had now made its way to several Youtube channels and somehow gotten picked up by Fox News, where a blonde woman was currently speculating which of Tony’s many exes may have decided to serve his unfortunate stand-in up for a hedgehog’s lunch. 

It wasn’t me, Steve texted back, wincing a bit because it practically screamed guilty conscience. It was true enough, though he suspected that it wasn’t exactly as if he was entirely unrelated to the current situation, considering he had gotten an email from the Minnesota Zoo explaining how a donation had been made in his honor.  Not to mention Bucky and Sam giving him grief for turning down yet another attempt at a set-up. He just wasn’t interested in dating right now, that was all. He had to focus on finishing the pieces for the exhibition, not finding out more about Derrick the gym bro’s protein powder routine. It had nothing to do with breaking things off with Tony. 

Sorry, he added. 

Steve looked back at the screen on the gym wall, where the reporter was, entirely too gleefully in Steve’s opinion, pointing out the hedgehog currently chomping its way through what had been a Chad and an Aaron.  Meanwhile, Stark the worm was slowly inching its way along the glass side of the hedgehog’s enclosure. As Steve watched, the camera zoomed in, and the worm slithered down into a tiny groove along the glass where the faux grass bottom of the enclosure met the edge. It then pushed itself along the groove with what Steve was fairly sure was breakneck speed for a worm.

You’re escaping, Steve texted. Of course, he was, Steve thought with a soft smile. 

A moment later, Tony replied with an image of Mel Gibson in blue face paint from Braveheart, yelling, ‘Freedom!’

The hedgehog waddled over to where Stark was trundling along the edge of the glass and nosed at him. 

“I think our fuzzy friend here has finally caught Mr. Stark! Something no one else can say,” the reporter bleated with a nasal laugh. Steve’s smile drooped. “Oh, no, no, it looks like--Kenny, can you zoom in closer?--look at this, folks you are not going to believe it! Stark is going out that tiny hole there at the corner, do you see that? There he goes!” 

They’ll never catch me

I, for one, welcome our new worm overlord, Steve replied, then, after a moment’s hesitation, added, you’re a hard one to catch.

Three dots indicating Tony was replying lit up Steve’s phone screen for a long time, as if Tony was writing a novel or deleting his reply over and over. 

Dammit, Steve silently cursed at himself, grinding his fist against his forehead. He shouldn’t have said anything. Why hadn’t he just let it go? They were doing their usual casual text thing. This was what they did these days. Now, he’d made it weird. 

“Kenny, can you get this? Stark is using that wire that connects to the enclosure’s heating lamp to escape, and it looks like he just might make it! Unbelievable, folks. A true Valentine’s Miracle,” the reporter cooed on the television. Steve pushed the remote’s button to turn it off, and the screen went blessedly blank. 

Well, probably the worm thing made it weird first. 

The three dots danced on Steve’s phone screen, then, finally, words appeared in their stead.

You did

Steve frowned. What the hell was that supposed to mean? The break-up, if that’s what you called it, had been mutual. Amicable. Incredibly, life-alteringly painful for Steve, sure, but amicable. They weren’t right for each other, and when it became clear that the whole ‘just amazing sex’ thing was not going to be enough and he had somehow caught feelings for Tony Stark of all people--incredibly smart, suave, rich, and very confirmed bachelor--Steve had known it was time. 

They’d both agreed--well, Steve definitely remembered Tony saying yes, he understood, it was fine, he got it. World’s apart, moved in different circles, lots of those kinds of words had been--amicably--said. It had hurt, but they both agreed, it was the smart move. Steve even remembered Tony saying exactly that. Smart move. Good call. That’s what Tony had said at the time. 

Except, then, what the hell did Tony’s text mean? You did. Did what? Caught him? The idea of it seemed entirely inconceivable, if Steve was honest with himself. They’d been…he wasn’t even sure what they had been. Fuck buddies seemed way too flippant, but they hadn’t been dating or anything, just…hanging out. Hanging out at galleries and restaurants (and one time hanging out in Paris), sure, but…hanging out. It hadn’t been serious. Steve had known that going in.  

And then they stopped hanging out. But Steve had never had Tony. Not really, not--not the way that--not like that, the way someone is yours, when it’s something real, when it’s…when it’s the kind of relationship where you--where the people are in love. 

It hadn’t been like that, of course. Not even close. Sure, Steve had feelings, which is why it had to stop. That wasn’t what Tony was looking for from Steve, and it wasn’t fair to try to pull him into a relationship he didn’t want. Thus…amicable. 

Except…except…Steve’s mind stuttered, looking down at Tony’s text. What was that supposed to mean, then?

Did I? Steve asked finally, mainly because he couldn’t help himself. It could be read as a joke, he supposed. Just their usual banter. It was ambiguous enough, and it wasn’t like Tony could hear how loudly Steve’s heart was pounding as he typed those two words. 

The three dots appeared again. 

I so want to say you wormed your way in

Steve huffed out a surprised laugh, then waited, as the three blinking dots made his breath catch. 

You caught me. I couldn’t catch you, though. Tried. 

Steve blinked in confusion, his chest tightening. What? That--that wasn’t right, he frowned, shaking his head. He started to type, then stopped, and hit the video call button. 

Tony answered on the first ring, his face filling the phone screen, and Steve, nearly breathless, didn’t give him a chance to speak, too afraid that he wouldn’t be able to say what he suddenly, desperately needed to say to Tony. “Tony, you--you caught me. I was caught. So very, very caught. But, we weren’t--we weren’t in the same place. We broke up because I was falling in love with you, and you didn’t want that kind of relationship. That’s why we broke up.”

A long beat of silence echoed on the other end of the phone where Tony stared at him. “Well. That was an incredibly stupid reason to break up.” 

“It was?” Steve asked, pulling back in bewilderment. 

“Considering that I was absolutely head over heels in love with you, then yes,” Tony said, “Exceedingly stupid, I’d say.”

“You--what? You were--wait--when? How?” Steve stammered. 

“Since May second at three thirty-two AM,” Tony replied, his face softening. 

“Oddly specific, but okay,” Steve said. 

“I’d gotten up to work on something, and when I came back to bed, you were sleeping, and I thought, I want to come back to him forever. Admittedly, I immediately followed that thought with, oh shit, so not quite as romantic as it sounds,” Tony amended, wobbling his head back and forth with an apologetic wince. 

“So…just to be clear. You were in love with me. I was in love with you. And so we…broke up,” Steve recounted. 

“How have we not been asked to write a relationship book?” Tony asked, his eyes widening with a look of exaggerated confusion. 

“Boggles the mind,” Steve deadpanned, then sighed, aiming his eyes heavenward for a moment. “My best friend tried to get a worm version of you eaten on live TV for Valentine’s Day because I’m still in love with you and all mopey about it today. I think I could handle the chapter on Coping After a Break-Up.” 

Tony grinned widely. “Still, you say?”

“I did say that,” Steve acknowledged with a firm nod. “I don’t suppose you happen to have the rest of Valentine’s Day free, do you?” 

“Well,” Tony replied, drawing out the word, “I suppose there are really only two things on my agenda today. Spend it with the person I am ridiculously--seriously, it’s almost embarrassing--in love with,” he nodded deferentially towards Steve on the other side of the phone screen, “and make a very large donation to the Minnesota Zoo.” 

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huge fan of them not giving sam a love interest and instead putting a suspicious amount of photos of him and bucky throughout his office.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Word Count: 8456 Additional Tags: Minor Loki/Thor (Marvel), Minor Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, Werewolves, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Arranged Marriage, Painful Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, Knotting, Mpreg, Childbirth, Pack Dynamics, Minor Natasaha Romanoff/Sam Wilson, Happy Ending, Obadiah Stane Being an Asshole Summary:

Set to mate with one of the alphas of the Rogers pack, Tony does not know what to expect of his future. A kind alpha and a happy pack were things he hadn’t dared to dream of.

Written as part of @marveltrumpshate!

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Baby stuff from @festiveferret (through @marveltrumpshate)!!! Gifting it to my friend who just recently gave birth. I'm excited!

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charity migatito 🥺

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2024 Fic Wrap Up 🥳

Round 'em up! All the 2024 fics into the pen 📝 Thank you to everyone who read and kudos'd 💖

Once again, a massive thanks to the Steve/Tony community and the Stony POTS discord for supporting me and making Stony so fun ❤️

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🔵 Love makes fools of us all Rating: T Word Count: 3,682 Summary: “I am doing this to protect you. I rather take the ‘long may he reign’ part pretty seriously, unlike you.” Steve plucked at the material again. “And you could’ve told me your father’s jester was nearly half my height.”

The bells jingled when he huffed, making Tony’s smile wider.

"Where would be the fun in that, my love?” Tony murmured, grinning as he stepped in the great hall, the room falling silent at his presence.

Steve would do anything to protect his King - no matter how humiliating.

🔵 More Passion! More Energy! Rating: T Word Count: 4,044 Summary: “I’m telling you, this isn’t normal!” Tony huffed, hands gesturing way too much. “Steve isn’t some meathead, he’s sharp as anything. And I’ve dated guys who work out, I’ve never had one suggest we run the twenty blocks home after a five course dinner instead of letting me blow them in the limo!”

Tony is seeing an amazing guy he just can't get enough of - he just can't understand why Steve always insists on working out before they get it on.

*** Done as a little same prompt challenge with @kandisheek - you can find her's here

🔵 Stuck in a Rut Rating: E Word Count: 7,695 Summary: Captain America goes into a rut that's been a long time coming and SHIELD provides a professional omega to see him through it

🔵 Let Them Eat Cake Rating: T Word Count: 9,086 Summary: ‘Alright Marie Antoinette, let’s talk about why people without trust funds can’t always be going around dropping hundreds of dollars on a fancy fucking cake’

Steve is a popular baking vlogger who spends his days making vintage recipes and inspiring people to bake.

Until he's sent a video of a certain tech heir disrespecting the fine art of cake making and calls him out.

🔵 Wine and Dine Me Rating: E Word Count: 5,289 Summary: Four times Steve tries to convince Tony he's ready to put out + the one time it works 😏

🔵 Give me the luxuries of life Rating: M Word Count: 4,973 Summary: Four times Steve reluctantly dabbles in a little luxury + one time he leans into it wholeheartedly

🔵 A Correspondence Courtship (Art) Rating: G Summary: Omega Steve Rogers from Brooklyn, New York, places an ad in a reputable journal seeking a bondmate

🔵 My light in the darkness Rating: E Word Count: 4,635 Summary: Steve gets an unexpected nighttime visitor to his cabin in the woods

🔵 (Cat)Fish or Cut Bait Rating: T Word Count: 8,813 Summary: All the shots Steve showed him were of some six-foot model with dark artfully-styled hair, and the beginnings of a well kept moustache and goatee, and clothes that definitely cost more than their rent. He also always seemed to be standing in front of a gorgeous coastline, or some luxury, million-dollar house. And Steve wasn’t in a single one.

Which was when Sam realised this was all a scam. A harmless scam intended to raise Steve’s self-esteem, sure, but a scam nonetheless.

Sam's just happy that Steve's happy - even if his new guy is completely made up. Because surely Tony is too good to be true.

Right?

🔵 For the man who has everything Rating: M Word Count: 5,394 Summary: For their first Christmas together, Steve wants to be a great boyfriend and show Tony just how much he cares about him by getting the perfect gift.

But what’s he supposed to get for the guy who has everything?

🚒 And if you also enjoy the Firefighter Show, I wrote a little Buddie Omegaverse 🚒

🔴 Setting Off Sparks Rating: E Word Count: 12,205 Summary: Eddie was well aware he had a hot, sweet, gorgeous alpha best friend.

He just hadn’t really considered what that meant until he heard Buck railing an omega back to life in the back of their ambulance.

An incident on a call makes Eddie have a few realisations about Buck.

🔴 Fanning the Flames Rating: E Word Count: 15,387 Summary: The information around what hormones did to bonded alphas was pretty well-documented.

In short, everyone knew that alphas got more protective when their omegas were carrying and thus more vulnerable, and it was the sort of thing people liked to joke about when there was an announcement.

What they didn’t tell you was what happened if the alpha was already very protective, a first responder, and the hormones sent him into overdrive.

Buck and Eddie get ready to welcome a new addition to the family, with mostly foreseeable results.

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Anthony crashing Sebastian's interview to congratulate him on his win

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Anthony Mackie gives a shoutout to Sebastian Stan at the Golden Globes

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STACKIE NATION WE FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!!

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Tumblr..... The MackieStan aka SamBucky content is killing me in the best way POSSIBLE 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💜💜💜💜💜😭😭😭😭😭

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MY SHAYLAS

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Steve/Tony fic and art MTH pod bids

It's that time of year: I'm here with Steve/Tony pod bids for @marveltrumpshate! If you’ve been outbid on auctions or you have a tight budget, but you still want a chance to win something, consider joining these pod bids. You can contribute as little or as much as you’d like—seriously, even $1 is fine!

Here are my Steve/Tony pod bids for MTH 2024...so far:

POD BID #1 - HT

Idea: Who hasn't looked at @hundredthousands-art's art and sighed over how beautiful and atmospheric it is? We’ll send HT a list of prompts to choose from, so if you have an idea that you’d love for HT to consider, chip in so we have a fighting chance against the other bidders (and pod! Yes, there's another ship podding for this as well).

POD BID #2 - iam93percentstardust

Idea: @iam93percentstardust is sooooo good with writing angst so I'd love if she wrote this: Tony (or Steve) loses a bet (or is persuaded/blackmailed into doing this) and has to ask out Steve (or Tony) except they end up falling in love for real. His guilt builds, but he can't bring himself to come clean—and it all comes out in the messiest way possible. If you love drama and misunderstandings, come roll around in the mess with me!

If either of these sound appealing and you'd like to pitch in, you can DM me here, on Twitter, or on Discord (nostalgicatsea).

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Pod Bid for kandisheek Auction #1013

The Prompt:

FAKE ROYAL MARRIAGE When Steve and Tony were children, prince Tony insisted on marrying Steve, because Steve was moving away and Tony wanted them to be together forever. He made Jarvis film their wedding and gave Steve his royal insignia ring for safekeeping despite Jarvis’ protests, determined that Steve should have a wedding ring. Now that Tony is of age, Howard insists on marrying him off for business reasons, and Tony panics, telling him that he's already promised to someone and he has video proof. Howard asks Jarvis to procure the video, and since Tony used his royal ring and Jarvis technically IS an officiant, the claim does hold some weight, despite how ridiculous it is. So Howard calls him on his bluff, saying that he would love to meet his son's husband. He'll arrange another wedding to get their vows renewed next week. Tony doesn't know how in the world he'll get himself out of this mess. Steve probably doesn't even remember him, much less still consider him a friend, let alone a husband. There's no chance in hell he'll agree to marry Tony on a technicality. Right?

only $5 minimum to join!

That's about the same price as a cup of coffee, and you'll get a wonderful story from one of the fandom greats! If you aren't familiar with Kandi's work - do yourself a favor and go get familiar. She's great!

If you like the sound of this prompt and would love to see it written by the one and only super talented @kandisheek then I implore you to join this pod. Contact @starksnack on tumblr or discord!

Allow yourself to feel the satisfaction of money well spent as your donation goes directly to charity! It feels good to give back, and even better when you get a little something for yourself in the process.

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this scene is parallels upon parallels upon parallels. tony hasn't forgotten anything steve said to him, ever.

marvel parallels 47/?

robert downey jr in captain america: civil war (2016) and avengers: endgame (2019)