t0x1cr1ck

[t0x1cr1ck]

HOW THE SMURF WOULD YOU KNOW YOU DON'T SMURFING KNOW ME DUMBSMURF

Quick, say something nice

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: I HAVE NO REASON TO WASTE MY TIME "BEING NICE" TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU

[t0x1cr1ck]

Quick, say something nice

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: I HAVE NO REASON TO WASTE MY TIME "BEING NICE" TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU

[t0x1cr1ck]

I'M GONNA SMURFING KILL YOU YOU SMURFING SMURF

Wow, thats some crazy curse ya got there. *trying not to laugh

@mimic-rick

SHUT THE SMURF UP MAYBE I'LL PASS THE CURSE ONTO YOU SMURFHOLE

[t0x1cr1ck]

*laughs at you in smurf*

I'LL SMURFING KILL YOU

[t0x1cr1ck]

YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE REALLY SMURFED OFF AND CAN'T SAY WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SMURFING SAY

Wow, thats some crazy curse ya got there. *trying not to laugh

@mimic-rick

SHUT THE SMURF UP MAYBE I'LL PASS THE CURSE ONTO YOU SMURFHOLE

[t0x1cr1ck]

Wow, thats some crazy curse ya got there. *trying not to laugh

@mimic-rick

SHUT THE SMURF UP MAYBE I'LL PASS THE CURSE ONTO YOU SMURFHOLE

[t0x1cr1ck]

I CURSE YOU SO THAT EVERY CURSE WORD YOU USE IS NOW THE WORD SMURF

ARE YOU SMURFING SMURFING ME RIGHT NOW??? HOW IN THE SMURF DOES THAT BULLSMURF EVEN SMURFING WORK???

ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNDO THIS, I'M COMING FOR YOU SMURFHOLE

[ OOC: Will probably have this condition for a week-ish, we'll see. ]

[t0x1cr1ck]

I feel like you can't stop cursing seems physically impossible to u

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I STOP???

I'M NOT GONNA CENSOR MYSELF JUST BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY ASS CAN'T HANDLE IT

[t0x1cr1ck]

If they had a kid killed someone meme

Send ⚰️ + a ship and I’ll tell you who I think:

is more likely to kill someone

only threatens to kill someone but won’t actually go that far

freaks out and who stays perfectly calm and collected

provides the utensils to help get rid of the body

comes up with the hiding place for the body

watches out that nobody witnesses them getting rid of the body

hides the body and murder weapon

knows the right people to deal with this

isn’t doing this for the first time

will cave in and eventually call the police

puts the blame on themself to save the other

is the better liar

[t0x1cr1ck]

Come and tell my Muse off for something they've done

[t0x1cr1ck]

Send "💤" to hear what my muse is saying in their sleep

[t0x1cr1ck]

I DON'T "LIKE PICKING FIGHTS" WITH ASSHOLES LIKE YOU

I COULD BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE WITH MY TIME, BUT YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO FIND A WAY TO PISS ME OFF

I want you.

GET IN LINE!!! EVERYONE WANTS ME!!!

[t0x1cr1ck]

Have you ever heard of Dr.House?

YES??? AND???

[t0x1cr1ck]

YEAH I FILLED IT OUT!!! WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA CRY ABOUT HOW I DIDN'T GET A BINGO LIKE YOU WANTED???

I want you.

GET IN LINE!!! EVERYONE WANTS ME!!!

[t0x1cr1ck]

YES, DADDY YES, MY ALMIGHTY OVERLORD YOU CONTROL EVERYTHING

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY IDIOTIC IGNORANCE

DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE, JUST DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY

[t0x1cr1ck]

I want you.

GET IN LINE!!! EVERYONE WANTS ME!!!

[t0x1cr1ck]

IVE COME HERE TO WORSHIP YOU LIKE THE ALIMGHTY GOD YOU ARE!!

YOU ARE THE SEXIEST THING TO EVER ROAM

HAIL RICK THE POWRFUL GOD OF OUR TOXINS AND OUR ONE TRUE OVERLORD

*I bow out of respect*

NOT JUST YOUR TOXINS, DUMBASS!!! I CONTROL THE FUCKING UNIVERSE SO ABSORB THAT INTO YOUR BRAIN!!!