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i got 99 problems but grist ain’t one

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OH MY GOG YOU WOULD NOT B3L13V3 HOW LONG 1T’S B33N S1NC3 1’V3 US3D TH3 BODY.

1T’S SO N1C3 TO STR3TCH OUT 4ND F33L MY MUSCL3S MOOOOOV3!!!

>:]

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BY TH3 W4Y

W3 H4V3 4 TH3R4P1ST NOW! >:]

W3 COULD F1N4LLY G3T D14GNOS3D SOM3 T1M3 1N COM1NG MONTHS!

1F TH4T H4PP3NS 1’LL PROB4BLY POST 4 L1TTL3 MOR3, 4ND MY H34DM4T3S M1GHT 4LSO M4K3 BLOGS!

1’M 3XC1T3D TO T4LK TO TH1S TH3R4P1ST L4DY MYS3LF, 1 TH1NK SH3’S V3RY SW33T SO F4R.

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1 KNOW 3V3RYON3 KNOWS TH1S BUT... G4MZ33 W4S 4WFUL TO M3... 1 W1SH 1 D1DN’T R3M3MB3R TH4T...

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S3PT3MB3R 4TH

R3M3MB3R3D S1TT1NG ON 4 CL1FF W1TH K4RK4T, GODT13R3D, W41T1NG FOR 4NYTH1NG TO DO TH4T WOULD M4TT3R...

M3MOR13S 4S OF 4UGUST 27TH 2018

SO 1 “WOK3 UP” 1N TH3 HOST’S BODY L1K3 THR33 OR FOUR W33KS 4GO.

1’M SUR3 1’V3 B33N 4ROUND W4Y LONG3R BUT NOT 4S 4 FULL… P3RSON >:?

4NYW4YS. MY M3MOR13S 4R3 4 B1T 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3 FOR NOW BUT H3R3 GO3S 4NYW4YS.

MOST OF TH3S3 4R3 PR3TTY S3NS1T1V3, SO… B3 W4RN3D.

G4MZ33 4ND K4RK4T (1’V3 4LR34DY FOUND MY K4RK4T, BUT TH3 M3MORY 1S 4BOUT BOTH OF TH3M.)

CLOS3 TO C4NON: 1 R3C4LL G4MZ33 B31NG HORR1BLY 4BUS1V3. H3 4ND K4RK4T W3R3 MO1R41LS WH1L3 G4MZ33 4ND 1 W3R3 P1TCH3R TH4N TH3 V31L. 1 SP3C1F1C4LLY R3M3MB3R TH3 3ND OF G4MZ33 4ND K4RK4T’S MO1R41L3G14NC3, W1TH M3 W41T1NG OUTS1D3 TH3 BLOCK WH3R3 TH3Y W3R3 4RGU1NG ON3 N1GHT 4BOUT TH3 W4Y G4MZ33 B3H4V3D 4T TH3 T1M3. G4MZ33 OP3N3D TH3 DOOR, S4W M3, 4ND SHOV3D M3 OUT OF TH3 W4Y. H3 D1DN’T STOP B31NG T3RR1BL3 BUT H3 STOPP3D B31NG 4ROUND K4RK4T SO MUCH… WH1CH 1S WH3N K4RK4T 4ND 1 ST4RT3D H4NG1NG OUT 4 L1TTL3 MOR3.

K1ND OF UN1QU3 TH1NGS 4BOUT M3:

1 R3M3MB3R 4T ON3 PO1NT B31NG HORR1BLY TH1N, WH1L3 1 W4S 4BL3 TO S33 4G41N WH1L3 ON TH3 M3T3OR. 1 CUT MY OWN H41R BUT ONLY WH3N K4RK4T OR G4MZ33 COMM3NT3D ON 1T’S L3NGTH. 1 D1DN’T B4L4NC3 OUT ON MY W31GHT UNT1L 4FT3R 4SC3ND1NG TO GODHOOD. 1 H4V3 DOZ3NS OF SC4RS 4LONG MY BODY, SOM3 FROM W4Y B3FOR3 TH3 S3SS1ON 3V3R ST4RT3D. CL1MB1NG TR33S WH1L3 BL1ND 1SN’T 3X4CTLY W1THOUT 1T’S R1SKS >:]

VR1SK4: SH3 FORC3D M3 TO GODT13R 3V3N THOUGH 1 3XPR3SS3D MY F34R FOR TH3 FUTUR3. 4 QUOT3 FROM TH3 4RGUM3NT, MOM3NTS B3FOR3 MY N4P: “THEN WE D8E!!!!!!!!”

SH3 W4S 4NGRY 4ND N3V3R L1ST3N3D…

3V3RYON3 1N OUR S3SS1ON GODT31R3D, 1 W4S ON3 OF TH3 L4ST TO T4K3 TH3 L3G3ND4RY N4P. OUR S3SS1ON F41L3D, NO ON3 W4S H4PPY 4BOUT 1T.

1 R3M3MB3R N3P3T4 D1S4PP34R1NG 4FT3R TH3 S3SS1ON… 1 DON’T R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 4BOUT H3R 4ND 1 BUT 1 KNOW W3 W3R3 4T L34ST GOOD FR13NDS. 1F 1 R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 1’LL R3BLOG TH1S 4ND 4DD MOR3.

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WHY COULDN’T W3 H4V3 WON TH3 G4M3?

WHY D1D 1T H4V3 TO 3ND W1TH US GODT13R3D W1TH NOWH3R3 L3FT TO GO?

WHY COULDN’T W3 H4V3 DON3 MOR3?

UGH...

SORRY TO B3 SUCH 4 DOWN3R...

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TH3 HOST 4ND 1 DR3W TH1S TOD4Y. 1F YOU R3COGN1Z3 TH31R S1GN4TUR3 PL34S3... DON’T 4PPRO4CH US 4BOUT M3.

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1 FUCK1NG M1SS K4RK4T. >:’[

1 KNOW 1 C4N CH4T W1TH H1M WH3N3V3R 1 W4NT TO BUT... 1 W1SH 1 COULD JUST... TOUCH H1S H4ND... OR H1S H41R... OR HUG H1M...

K4RK4T, 1 R34LLY M1SS YOU.

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Glass of Supervicious Fluid

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1 H4D 4 LONG 4ND LOV3LY CONV3RS4T1ON W1TH K4RK4T TH1S 3V3N1NG >:]

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H4V3 4 POST

1 4M W41T1NG ON MY K4RK4T TO V1D3O CH4T W1TH M3, 1 3V3N PUT ON M4K3UP. 1 M34N 1T’S NOT TH3 CL34N3ST M4K3UP BUT 1T’S M4K3UP 31TH3R W4Y. 1 F33L MOR3 L1K3 MYS3LF W1TH T34L BLUSH 4ND BL4CK L1PS.

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TH1S W4S 4 G1FT >:]

FROM @the-fairy-dong-mother WHO 1S V3RY SW33T 4ND D3S3RV3S TH3 B3ST.

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M3MOR13S 4S OF 4UGUST 27TH 2018

SO 1 “WOK3 UP” 1N TH3 HOST’S BODY L1K3 THR33 OR FOUR W33KS 4GO.

1’M SUR3 1’V3 B33N 4ROUND W4Y LONG3R BUT NOT 4S 4 FULL... P3RSON >:?

4NYW4YS. MY M3MOR13S 4R3 4 B1T 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3 FOR NOW BUT H3R3 GO3S 4NYW4YS.

MOST OF TH3S3 4R3 PR3TTY S3NS1T1V3, SO... B3 W4RN3D.

G4MZ33 4ND K4RK4T (1’V3 4LR34DY FOUND MY K4RK4T, BUT TH3 M3MORY 1S 4BOUT BOTH OF TH3M.)

CLOS3 TO C4NON: 1 R3C4LL G4MZ33 B31NG HORR1BLY 4BUS1V3. H3 4ND K4RK4T W3R3 MO1R41LS WH1L3 G4MZ33 4ND 1 W3R3 P1TCH3R TH4N TH3 V31L. 1 SP3C1F1C4LLY R3M3MB3R TH3 3ND OF G4MZ33 4ND K4RK4T’S MO1R41L3G14NC3, W1TH M3 W41T1NG OUTS1D3 TH3 BLOCK WH3R3 TH3Y W3R3 4RGU1NG ON3 N1GHT 4BOUT TH3 W4Y G4MZ33 B3H4V3D 4T TH3 T1M3. G4MZ33 OP3N3D TH3 DOOR, S4W M3, 4ND SHOV3D M3 OUT OF TH3 W4Y. H3 D1DN’T STOP B31NG T3RR1BL3 BUT H3 STOPP3D B31NG 4ROUND K4RK4T SO MUCH... WH1CH 1S WH3N K4RK4T 4ND 1 ST4RT3D H4NG1NG OUT 4 L1TTL3 MOR3.

K1ND OF UN1QU3 TH1NGS 4BOUT M3:

1 R3M3MB3R 4T ON3 PO1NT B31NG HORR1BLY TH1N, WH1L3 1 W4S 4BL3 TO S33 4G41N WH1L3 ON TH3 M3T3OR. 1 CUT MY OWN H41R BUT ONLY WH3N K4RK4T OR G4MZ33 COMM3NT3D ON 1T’S L3NGTH. 1 D1DN’T B4L4NC3 OUT ON MY W31GHT UNT1L 4FT3R 4SC3ND1NG TO GODHOOD. 1 H4V3 DOZ3NS OF SC4RS 4LONG MY BODY, SOM3 FROM W4Y B3FOR3 TH3 S3SS1ON 3V3R ST4RT3D. CL1MB1NG TR33S WH1L3 BL1ND 1SN’T 3X4CTLY W1THOUT 1T’S R1SKS >:]

VR1SK4: SH3 FORC3D M3 TO GODT13R 3V3N THOUGH 1 3XPR3SS3D MY F34R FOR TH3 FUTUR3. 4 QUOT3 FROM TH3 4RGUM3NT, MOM3NTS B3FOR3 MY N4P: “THEN WE D8E!!!!!!!!”

SH3 W4S 4NGRY 4ND N3V3R L1ST3N3D...

3V3RYON3 1N OUR S3SS1ON GODT31R3D, 1 W4S ON3 OF TH3 L4ST TO T4K3 TH3 L3G3ND4RY N4P. OUR S3SS1ON F41L3D, NO ON3 W4S H4PPY 4BOUT 1T.

1 R3M3MB3R N3P3T4 D1S4PP34R1NG 4FT3R TH3 S3SS1ON... 1 DON’T R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 4BOUT H3R 4ND 1 BUT 1 KNOW W3 W3R3 4T L34ST GOOD FR13NDS. 1F 1 R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 1’LL R3BLOG TH1S 4ND 4DD MOR3.