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a man walked into the @dennys im at and asked for a chocolate milk. he added, "oh and make it irish" and honestly, BIG MOOD.

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Maya: This is a judge-free zone.

Me: Maya, we're in a court room.

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How do i delete someone else's post

How to get away with murder:

Be under 18. If police try to arrest you, they’re harassing a smol minor uwu

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🙌🏼👏🏼👌🏼👌🏼🔥😩

a poem for viewers like you

my neck, my back, my netflix and my dog bc i love my dog. he is my dog and i love him, my dog.

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Being Sirius’ son and being in love with Hermione would include

Sirius helping you to impress Hermione

Which makes you end up in the hospital wing

Sirius being so cool with it

And Remus being like a proud mother

“he’s in love Padfoot”

“yeah and with a girl, I always thought he’d be gay for Harry”

Sirius trying to convince you to give her a love potion

While Remus would try everything but the love potion

Eventually it’s Tonks who helps you

“just be confident and ask her out”

“How can I do that?”

“just think like your dad would”

Doing the same roleplay of ‘I’ll be Hermione, you’re you’

Sirius would come in between

“Can I be Dumbledore?” “what does he have to do- never mind, just be Dumbledore”

Eventually you’d have to stand there

In front of Hermione

Being scared

And not doing it in the end

Staying friends until … Christmas

“So son, have you asked Hermione out yet?”

The whole table would turn to you and Hermione

Red cheeks from both of you

Muttering a small ‘no’

Sirius’ face would be pure shock

“I-I” “good job Padfoot”

The rest of supper would be super quiet

Leaving earlier then normally

Sirius following

“I’m so sorry I thought you-“ “don’t worry dad, it would never work anyway”

Hermione couching from behind the two

“Can I talk to you?”

Sirius ‘leaving’

He’d actually stand behind the door and listen to everything

Hermione blushing like crazy

“I like you too”

Looking at her so fast that you almost get a whiplash

Your mouth would go dry

And your eyes were probably the size of watermelons

Being speechless

Hearing a small “say something you idiot” from behind the door

And suddenly Hermione would kiss you quickly

Making you both as red as tomatoes

“well um, I’ll see you downstairs”

“um, yeah, I’ll -No wait! Would you like to go on a date?”

Hermione nodding

And once she leaves the room you’d start a victory dance

Sirius, Tonks and Remus high fiving

While Sirius pays Tonks  galleons

“told you Hermione would have to say it first”

“whatever Tonks, I’m just proud of my son”

Cuddling in front of the fire

Quick pecks

And long kisses once you’re comfortable with your dad and Remus always looking at the two of you

Dates to Hogsmeade

Hermione teaching you everything about Muggles

And meeting her parents

You’d never be so dressed up before

“are you going to a ball or something?” “why?” “you’re wearing a suit to meet my parents!”

Being super polite

And making sure there is no magic

“who needs magic anyway with you everything is magical”

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Hello strangers, as promised I just uploaded my latest new song “I Am”. Feel free to give it a listen/download/whatever, and I hope you enjoy it!

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P S A: UNDER APPRECIATED HERMIONE GRANGER I S2G HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT LOVE HER SHE IS THE V ER Y f O u N d A t I o N OF THE GOLDEN TRIO LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS WITHOUT HER HARRY AND RON WOULDVE DIED BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT TO THE SECOND TASK OF THE PHILOSOPHERS STON E I S2GgGGgGggg LIKE UGH HOW DARE PEOPLE NoT LIKE HER I MEAN ELF ACTIVIST HERMIONE GRANGER AND LIKE DHE IS THE A N CH O R OF THE GROUP "HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE" hA MORE LIKE "HERMIONE GRANGER AND THE TWO HALF WITS WHO, WITHOUT HER, WOULD BE COMPLETELY LOST WITHOUT HER; BECAUSE TOGETHER THE TWO OF THEM ONLY MAKE ONE WHOLE WIT WHILE HERMIONE MAKES LIKE FIFTY-TWO"

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I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

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Elizabeth Schuyler at sometime.

Eliza: Alex is a pencil

Angelica: explain

Eliza: a writing tool

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<i> Life imitates art

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<b> <i> w h y <b>

Just listen…

It’s exactly what you think

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Lafayette: Dear Georges Washington de Lafayette what to say to you

Lafayette: You have my eyes

Lafayette: You have our generals name

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I feel like listening to Hamilton and In The Heights has bumped up my street cred, but only a very small amount.

Like, yes I can rap, but only about the US financial plan or New York traffic conditions.

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I HATE THIS

something something slam dunk something something grammys yay hamlet!

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Is there a Bob Ross fandom? If so, how can I join?

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Slicken Choodle Noop

reblog if you agree

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lvin la vida loca