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tacticalspider · 2 days
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drawing of this post by @e-clv bc i keep a screenshot of it in my "favourites" iphone photo album and it makes me laugh every time
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[image number one shows a photo of a drawing in a notebook. the drawing, done in marker, is of gerard way with a microphone cord in his mouth and his head tipped back, showing his throat. the word "faggot" is written on the side of his neck in black. he is wearing a black collared shirt, waistcoat and suit jacket with a diagonally striped black and white tie and his tongue is sticking out slightly, implying that he's licking the mic cord. his skin is pale and his hair is black, though not much of it can be seen. in black all-caps letters at the bottom of the page, it reads "HAS GERARD EVER OPENLY DISCUSSED HIS SEXUALITY??" with two question marks. my signature, "tactical spider" is written in blue pen along his shoulder]
[image number two shows a screenshot of an image post on tumblr dot com. the picture is exactly the same as the drawing i just described, except it is a photo, so it doesn't look like a drawing. the photo appears to have been found on google, and is linked to an article or post of some kind with the aforementioned question about gerard's sexuality, written in all lowercase but with the same amount of question marks, as a headline. below the image in the tumblr post, which has a black background with purple writing, is written "Contender for the funniest google image juxtaposition." the post has 21199 notes, and my phone, when i took thr screenshot, was on 16 percent battery. end id]
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tacticalspider · 3 days
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*bad ass gitair noises*
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[image number one shows a drawing of ray toro as jet star playing guitar. he has greenish skin and bright green hair flying around everywhere, and blue stubble and a thin mustache. his eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partly open. he's wearing an orange jacket over a purplish blue shirt and greenish orange pants. his guitar is bright green with an orange panel on the front and a green strap. "jet star" is written in the top right corner in big blue 3d letters, and "tactical spider" is written above his arm as a signature]
[image number two, aka the reference picture, is a photo of ray toro playing on stage. imagine a photo version of the drawing i just described, but with normal colors, black clothes, and a natural wood guitar. he looks very hot, possibly even edible. anyway. end id]
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tacticalspider · 3 days
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more jetley stinn (ref by @waddle-avocado)
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[image shows a drawing of harley quinn and jet star snogging. at the top of the page is blue stylized text reading "true love doesn't exist? explain them" with a little bat over the "p" because i kinda fucked up. harley has bright orange skin - just go with it - and short pigtails in a split dye with the side facing the viewer being pink and the one facing away blue. she has on a green choker with big spikes, a chain necklace with a "J" charm hanging on it, a pink sports bra and blue jean shorts with red stars and green stripes. tattooed on her right cheek is a little heart, and around her right bicep is a band of black and red diamonds. she has eyeshadow, a round nose, closed eyes, and red lips. smashed against her face is the face of jet star. he has green skin (look i was coloring with highlighters), bright green hair, stubbly arm hair, a greenish orange t-shirt, blue jeans, and a dark red jacket tied around his waist. he has a beaded bracelet around his left wrist, which shows where his hand grips her back. harley's hands are cupping his jaw. it's very romantic. also my signature "tactical spider" is written along jet's back with a little heart on either side, so that everyone knows this is meant to be about true love. end id]
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tacticalspider · 3 days
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okay so i got really into that jjk disney crossover fandom thing last year and i had this thought that it would be really funny to try and my my own bonkers crossover crack ship, but with fandoms I'm actually in. ergo... jet star and harley quinn. give me ur thoughts, pals.
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[image number one shows a drawing of harley quinn and jet star done mostly with highlighters, because i guess that's my brand now. jet star is standing, facing the viewer with one arm stretched out to the side and the other bent to hold Harley's handbag in the crook of his elbow. he's wearing an orange collared jacket over a washed out blue shirt and green pants. He has tan skin with a dark mustache and stubble and chest hair too, apparently, seen in the low v cut of his t-shirt. his hair is big and fluffy and blue green, he's wearing a dog tag necklace and the handbag he's holding is small, a mix of pink and blue, with an H on the clasp and a chunky chain. only one of his hands is visible and it has a dark blue-green glove on it. harley is standing in front of him to the left, looking back over her shoulder. she has short blond pig tails, one tipped with pink and the other with blue, though that one is hidden behind her head, and matching eyeshadow. she's in her birds of prey outfit with the pink sports bra, red suspenders, a clear vest with giant confetti sleeves, and jean shorts with red stars and green stripes, because i didn't have a black marker. she's smiling slightly with red lipstick and a spikey choker. her skin is pale. At the bottom of the picture in bold green letters meant to be mimicking a headline, it reads "Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'Roll." below it is a subtitle reading "killjoy king and gotham queen spotted leaving club together]
[image number two shows a photo of giovanni pernice and rose ayling-ellis being caught coming out of a door. they're in roughly the same pose as jet and harley, with giovanni in harley's place and rose in jet's. giovanni is wearing a green suit and rose is wearing a pink floral dress. this is a screenshot from a youtube short, with the username "all trending 5 8 4" at the bottom and the text "Giovanni Says Rose Has Make Everything To Be Possible" as a caption. the video has sixty-eight likes. end image id]
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tacticalspider · 3 days
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tacticalspider · 8 days
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inspired, of course, by the hit @strange-aeons video on mcr's return tour
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[image shows a drawing of the four members of my chemical romance, colored in with highlighters. It's inspired by a photo taken of the four of them where they're all leaning against a brick wall and looking serious, only in this drawing they're much closer together because i had less room. mikey is on the far left with a greenish orange jacket that says LA on it, blue green pants, and a purplish shirt. he's also wearing blue aviators because that's the color of pen I had to do the line work. next to him is frank, who has a blue jacket, orange pants, and a purple shirt. a little bit of his neck tattoos are showing, he's wearing pinkish orange aviators and his head is tilted a little to the side. next to him is gerard, who's got their arms crossed in a purple collared jacket over a green shirt and blue pants. lastly but not leastly is ray who is leaning against the wall and also sort of forward with his hands behind his back. he's got a neon orange shirt which i regretted immediately after coloring in and blue pants. because he's leaning forward, we can sort of see his boobs a bit, which is very gender. they all have green hair and mustaches and i colored their skin peach because i stole a peach marker from michaels six months ago. on the picture is the words "AND BOYS, IT BLOWS OUR TITS CLEAN OFF" in all caps. the background is white, and i've written "tactical spider" as a signature above mikey's shoulder. end id]
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tacticalspider · 1 month
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redraw of this💛
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[image shows a drawing of ray toro with his two kids. it's a redraw of a picture that ray's wife took during the 2022 reunion tour. ray is kneeling on the edge of a little stage coming off of the big stage playing an electric guitar. he has long curly brown hair flying everywhere and obscuring his face and is wearing a grey blue t-shirt with dark jeans. his guitar is a very dark brown with a golden part on the body. his kids are up at the edge of the stage to meet their dad. on the left is one boy with shirt brown hair, blue noise canceling headphones, and a white t-shirt with one dark blue sleeve and one orange sleeve. on his shirt, "tactical spider" is written as a signature. on the right is another boy with a blue shirt and slightly longer brown hair with yellow headphones. both have their elbows up on the stage. the rest of the auditorium is in deep shadow, except for a single yellow spotlight behind ray. there's a white border around the picture and on the bottom it reads "we their children remain" end ID]
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tacticalspider · 1 month
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et in arcadia ego
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[image shows a drawing of four my little ponies with the heads of teletubbies. on the far left is Pinky Po, a red pony with a curly pink mane and tail, a light brown face, blue eyes, and a red antenna with a circle on the end. she is grinning and directly facing the front. Next to her is Twink Light Sparky, a dark purple blue pony with a triangle on the end of her antenna. her mane and tail are straight and striped purple, red, and pink. her face is pale, and there's a red cutie mark on her hip in the shape of a little handbag. Next to her is Laa Laa Jack, a yellow pony with a curly antenna. she has a redish brown mane and tale, each with a red tie on it, and a brown cowboy hat. her face is pale and she has green eyes, and she has a small orange cutie mark on her hip in the shape of three balls. above twink light flies dipsy dash, a green pony with a straight antenna, a straight, almost spiky rainbow mane and tail, green wings, and a black cutie mark in the shape on a cow print. her face is brown. all of the ponies are smiling somewhat manically. in the upper right corner is a yellow smiling sun with human features. at the bottom of the page is a hand drawn rendition of the pink my little pony logo, next to a pink cloud with the title inside "teleponies are magic." the signature "tactical spider" is written at the bottom of the page. end ID]
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tacticalspider · 1 month
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he went to catholic school
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[Image shows a drawing of the green teletubby dipsy as Revenge-era Frank Iero. Dipsiero, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears, and green teletubby flesh all over the rest of his body, including on the straight antenna sticking out the top of his head. He has hair on the top portion of his head that hangs down in front of his eyes in floppy spikes, starting green at the roots and then quickly turning black. The lobes of his green ears appear to be stretched with black plugs. His face looks kind of surprised with an open mouth and raised eeybrows. There's red around his eyes and X's drawn across them. It should also be noted that I did not blend his skin well at all so that looks pretty weird. He's wearing a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled to his elbows and a bright red tie. On his left bicep is a black band with little white L's going in a circle around the letters MCR written in red. He's holding a white electric guitar with a black neck and "tactical spider" written around the body as an artist signature. The guitar strap is also white and has TL for teletubby land written on it, as well as the letter T, for Tinky Winky, inside a scrawled, angular heart. Behind Dipsiero, the background is dark red, fading into grey and black on the bottom of the page. There's a light orange flame in the upper left-hand corner and two messily-drawn black buildings in the background. One has a spire and the other has been snapped, with the top half lying askew and the jagged edges just visible behind the teletubby. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 1 month
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drugs, gimme drugs, gimme druuugs ;)
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[Image number 1 shows a redraw of the poster for the DC movie Birds of Prey, in which the characters are all replaced by members of the Killjoys from My Chemical Romance's fourth album.
In the center, taking up most of the picture is Party Poison, dressed in part as Harley Quinn. They have pale skin and bright red hair, which is styled in two small space buns on the top of their head with several strands hanging down around their face. They have a bright yellow mask across the top half of their face, which has dark diamond shapes across the eye holes and a blue gem on either end of the mask, as well as one on the forehead portion. Just below the bottom edge of the mask, we can see a small heart on their left cheek. The beginning letters of "PARTY" are written on their neck, dissappearing into the collar of their jacket, which is a dark blue-purple, with white stripes around the chest and red, white, and blue stripes on the arms, along with a small red and white patch on the left breast, the details of which aren't visible. Party's jean shorts are dark blue with black stripes going up and down the center part and red stars on the sides. There are several tattoos on their thighs, including a row of black and red diamonds, Party Poison's symbol of a pill with an X below it, a heart, and the words "poison + ghoul," all of which are upside-down, indicating that party did them themself while looking down at their own legs. In their right hand, Party holds a bright yellow gun by the muzzle and is propping it up on their shoulder.
In their left hand hand is a chain, connecting to the neck of Bob Briar, MCR's drummer, who is taking the place of Harley's pet hyena. He has red hair swept over one eye in the iconic emo bangs, the beginnings of a red mustache and beard, messy black eyeliner, a cursive necklace that says "Hyena," a black t-shirt, and blue jeans. He is on his hands and knees. Behind him is The Girl, taking the place of Cassandra Cain. She is a child with medium-brown skin and curly brown hair. She's wearing a black helmet with a small red stop sign on the front, red flowery sleeves and a black top underneath a blue collared vest with red and yellow cap sleeves. The Girl also has a funky red and blue layered belt made of a bunch of little circles over black pants and boots. She's got one arm pulled to her chest and the other is punching outwards towards the viewer. To her right and on the far left side of the page is Fun Ghoul, taking the place of Reneé Montoya. He's got light skin, short black hair with one buzzed side dyed red, though it kind of looks like blood o be honest, and tattoos on his hands. He's wearing a long-sleeved yellow shirt with a patch on the left shoulder under a dull green cargo vest. He's got a bright green ray gun in a brown holster which is slung across his body like a messenger bag, grey-green pants, and dark brown shoes. He looks sort of angry, has bent knees, and is holding his hands to his chest, like he's about to bare-knuckle box with someone. Very small and flying above the Girl's head is the Kobra Kid, taking the place of Huntress, aka Helena Bertinelli. He's got a red jacket over a yellow shirt with black squiggles on it and grey pants. Also, I thought it would be funny to make him look like Mikey from around 2004, so he's got loose brown hair and rectangular nerd glasses. His left arm is up and bent in half, while his right arm is extend and is aiming a red ray gun at something off of the page.
Finally, on Party's left and the far right of the page is Jet Star, taking the place of the Black Canary, aka Dinah Lance. He's got a curly brown afro, medium brown skin and a determined expression on his face. He's wearing a black jacket with the edges of an American flag on the back, though I appear to have forgotten which direction it's supposed to go in when I was drawing it, and dark grey pants with black shoes. Both hands are wrapped around the handle of a dark blue ray gun, which is being pointed at something off of the page. Above his head in blue pen, is written "can they keep The Girl safe?" and below his feet "tactical spider" is written as a signature. Along the bottom of the page, DANGER DAYS is written in large, light pink block letters. The letters are stylized in the same rounded way as those on the Birds of Prey poster and, instead of having holes where it is normal to have holes in letters, there are a variety of symbols on the letters, including the black Danger Days spider, Fun Ghoul's green ghoul face symbol, the letters P J F K, Kobra's red snake face symbol, Party's pill symbol., and Jet's blue star symbol. In smaller blue block letters, MCR is written above the letters. Below, in black letters, it reads "THE TRUE LIVES OF THE FABULOUS KILLJOYS" with way too many lines on the E's, little sparkle diamond symbols on either side, a heart over one of the I's and an extra long tail on the final S. Behind the characters are colorful fireworks and at the very top, the names of all the real life people are listed: Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero, Grace Jeanette, and Bob Briar. This was drawn on white paper. End ID]
[Image number 2 is just the regular Birds of Prey poster, not redrawn or anything. It's there as visual reference for sighted folks and if you used the first image description, then you've already got all of the necessary information. All of the normal Birds of Prey characters are spread out in the same formation - the only difference is that things are professionally photographed and edited, instead of being hand-drawn by a nineteen year old. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 1 month
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drugs, gimme drugs, gimme druuugs ;)
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[Image number 1 shows a redraw of the poster for the DC movie Birds of Prey, in which the characters are all replaced by members of the Killjoys from My Chemical Romance's fourth album.
In the center, taking up most of the picture is Party Poison, dressed in part as Harley Quinn. They have pale skin and bright red hair, which is styled in two small space buns on the top of their head with several strands hanging down around their face. They have a bright yellow mask across the top half of their face, which has dark diamond shapes across the eye holes and a blue gem on either end of the mask, as well as one on the forehead portion. Just below the bottom edge of the mask, we can see a small heart on their left cheek. The beginning letters of "PARTY" are written on their neck, dissappearing into the collar of their jacket, which is a dark blue-purple, with white stripes around the chest and red, white, and blue stripes on the arms, along with a small red and white patch on the left breast, the details of which aren't visible. Party's jean shorts are dark blue with black stripes going up and down the center part and red stars on the sides. There are several tattoos on their thighs, including a row of black and red diamonds, Party Poison's symbol of a pill with an X below it, a heart, and the words "poison + ghoul," all of which are upside-down, indicating that party did them themself while looking down at their own legs. In their right hand, Party holds a bright yellow gun by the muzzle and is propping it up on their shoulder.
In their left hand hand is a chain, connecting to the neck of Bob Briar, MCR's drummer, who is taking the place of Harley's pet hyena. He has red hair swept over one eye in the iconic emo bangs, the beginnings of a red mustache and beard, messy black eyeliner, a cursive necklace that says "Hyena," a black t-shirt, and blue jeans. He is on his hands and knees. Behind him is The Girl, taking the place of Cassandra Cain. She is a child with medium-brown skin and curly brown hair. She's wearing a black helmet with a small red stop sign on the front, red flowery sleeves and a black top underneath a blue collared vest with red and yellow cap sleeves. The Girl also has a funky red and blue layered belt made of a bunch of little circles over black pants and boots. She's got one arm pulled to her chest and the other is punching outwards towards the viewer. To her right and on the far left side of the page is Fun Ghoul, taking the place of Reneé Montoya. He's got light skin, short black hair with one buzzed side dyed red, though it kind of looks like blood o be honest, and tattoos on his hands. He's wearing a long-sleeved yellow shirt with a patch on the left shoulder under a dull green cargo vest. He's got a bright green ray gun in a brown holster which is slung across his body like a messenger bag, grey-green pants, and dark brown shoes. He looks sort of angry, has bent knees, and is holding his hands to his chest, like he's about to bare-knuckle box with someone. Very small and flying above the Girl's head is the Kobra Kid, taking the place of Huntress, aka Helena Bertinelli. He's got a red jacket over a yellow shirt with black squiggles on it and grey pants. Also, I thought it would be funny to make him look like Mikey from around 2004, so he's got loose brown hair and rectangular nerd glasses. His left arm is up and bent in half, while his right arm is extend and is aiming a red ray gun at something off of the page.
Finally, on Party's left and the far right of the page is Jet Star, taking the place of the Black Canary, aka Dinah Lance. He's got a curly brown afro, medium brown skin and a determined expression on his face. He's wearing a black jacket with the edges of an American flag on the back, though I appear to have forgotten which direction it's supposed to go in when I was drawing it, and dark grey pants with black shoes. Both hands are wrapped around the handle of a dark blue ray gun, which is being pointed at something off of the page. Above his head in blue pen, is written "can they keep The Girl safe?" and below his feet "tactical spider" is written as a signature. Along the bottom of the page, DANGER DAYS is written in large, light pink block letters. The letters are stylized in the same rounded way as those on the Birds of Prey poster and, instead of having holes where it is normal to have holes in letters, there are a variety of symbols on the letters, including the black Danger Days spider, Fun Ghoul's green ghoul face symbol, the letters P J F K, Kobra's red snake face symbol, Party's pill symbol., and Jet's blue star symbol. In smaller blue block letters, MCR is written above the letters. Below, in black letters, it reads "THE TRUE LIVES OF THE FABULOUS KILLJOYS" with way too many lines on the E's, little sparkle diamond symbols on either side, a heart over one of the I's and an extra long tail on the final S. Behind the characters are colorful fireworks and at the very top, the names of all the real life people are listed: Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero, Grace Jeanette, and Bob Briar. This was drawn on white paper. End ID]
[Image number 2 is just the regular Birds of Prey poster, not redrawn or anything. It's there as visual reference for sighted folks and if you used the first image description, then you've already got all of the necessary information. All of the normal Birds of Prey characters are spread out in the same formation - the only difference is that things are professionally photographed and edited, instead of being hand-drawn by a nineteen year old. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 2 months
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YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!!!1!!!!111!!!
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[Image shows a redraw of the 2004 Mean Girls movie poster where all of the characters are played by teletubbies. I drew this same concept a while ago and this is a redraw of that. The largest figure is the red teletubby, Po, standing on the left side of the picture. She has light skin on her face and the insides of her ears. The rest of her body has bright red teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of her head which has a circle on the end. Pody Heron, as she will be called, has red-brown hair cascading down her shouders, hazel eyes that are supposed to be a bit almond-shaped, and a surprised, almost concerned look on her face as she looks over her shoulder. She's wearing a dark red shirt with a v-neck and 3/4 length sleeves and blue jeans. One arm is resting on the top of a pink and blue scooter, which is the accessory of Po in the teletubbies show. The other three subjects are right above where the movie title, "MEAN TUBBIES" is written in pink. On the far left of the group is Laaren, or the yellow teletubby Laa Laa as Karen. she has light skin, bright yellow teletubby flesh, a single-curl antenna, and straight blond hair going past her shoulders. She's wearing a long-sleeved, pale pink shirt, a darker pink mini skirt, and is crossing one leg over the other. Her eyes are blue and she looks calm and happy. Under one arm is a large orange ball, which is Laa Laa's accessory in the teletubbies. On the far right of the group is Grepsy, or the green teletubby Dipsy as Gretchen. She has medium brown skin, green teletubby flesh, and curly hair going past her shoulders that starts green at the top and then transitions into a darker brown. The tip of her straight green antenna peeks through what must be a hole in the top of her cow-print top hat, which is Dipsy's show accessory. She's wearing a dark pink, long-sleeved shirt and a low-waisted brown plaid miniskirt and has a hand on her hip. She looks reasonably content and is looking at the group's leader. Said Leader is Tinky Wegina, or the dark blue teletubby Tinky Winky as Regina George, who has light skin, dark purple-ish blue teletubbie flesh, an antenna with a triangle on the end, and long straight hair that starts the same blue as her flesh and then transitions to blonde. She's wearing a light pink skirt and cardigan set over a white tank top and an "R" initial necklace, and is holding a red trapezoid hand bag, which is Tinky Winky's accessory. She is rolling her eyes and is standing in an extremely sassy position with one leg bent and a hand on her hip. At the top of the picture reads "UGH! Stop trying to make FETCH happen, Dipsy! It's not going to happen." At the very bottom reads "a Fina Tey production." Under the "Mean Tubbies" title is written "tactical spider" and then I've signed my first name, Cameron. The whole background is colored pink. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 2 months
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Look alive, sunshine... 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit, you're here with me, Dr. Noo Noo Defying. I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter. Pumpin' out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive. A system failure for the masses, anti-matter for the master plan. Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny, this one's for all of you rock'n'rollers, all you crash queens and motor babies. Listen up!
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[Image shows Noo Noo, the sentient blue vacuum cleaner from the teletubbies as Dr. Death-Defying from the MCR album Danger Days. Dr. Noo Noo Defying, or "the doctor" as he will now be called, is a bright skye blue unit, probably about the size of a really dense adult bulldog, with small silver grates on the sides, a bunch of little indents and stuff that I don't understand, googly eyes on the front, and a weird chimney-like thing that looks like a messed-up black top hat. He also has a trunk, a bit like an elephant, which is long and grey, with a blue nozzle thing on the end, and he is wearing black sunglasses. The doctor is sitting on a sad-looking brown rolling desk chair. In front of him is a table and his trunk is wrapped around a microphone stand which sits on the brown table's surface. The mic has a long wire that extends off the page into the abyss. Also on the table is a record player. The wall in the background is a weird, disconcerting shade of light brown and, on it, is hung an upside down American flag with the danger days spider on it. The danger days spider is black and facing downward with a lightening bolt shape cut out of its rear end. Next to the flag hangs a faded "wanted" poster of the yellow teletubby Laa Laa as Jet Star. The floor of this room is checkered black and white and has two stacks of colorful records next to the rolling feet of the doctor's chair. Under the table sits a cardboard box labeled with arrows and the phrase "this way up - fragile," only the words and arrows are upside-down. Inside the box are even more colorful records. I tried to draw shadows on this but it only sort of worked. Along the side of the flag, it says "tactical spider" in black pen as a signature. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 2 months
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still more coming
more art coming soon (this is a threat)
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guess who!
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[Image shows the green teletubby dipsy as Fun Ghoul from the MCR album Danger Days. Dipsy Ghoul, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears. Said ears have several piercings: three rings on his left and one on his right. The rest of him has teletubby flesh in a bright green, including an antenna on the top of his head, which is straight, though drooping slightly. His straight hair is about shoulder-length and is mostly black, but with some green at the roots. His face looks a bit concerned, probably because this is the seventh image description I've written in one sitting. He has a thin black choker around his neck and a dog tag necklace under the open collar of his greenish brown vest, which has four pockets. There's a yellow patch on the left breast of his vest with a black upside-down capital T, a percentage symbol, and an upside-down F on it. Under the vest, he wears a bright yellow long-sleeved shirt with black stripes starting above the elbows and then going down to his wrists, which we can't see. On his right shoulder is a black 14, though we can only see the 4. On his left shoulder is a patch with a bee on it reading "SUPA STINGA DEMO LISHON" but we can only see a couple of the letters. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written at the top of the picture above his head as a signature, along with the title "DIPSY GHOUL" in all caps on the side, and three speech bubbles. The first, being said by dipsy, reads "you know he's PSYCHED I know who he is?" The second, being said by someone offscreen reads "WHY?" The third, being said by dipsy reads "because I'm cool!" with three exclamation points and every other letter capitalized for humor reasons. I drew this on an index card at work. End ID]
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tacticalspider · 2 months
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oops i slipped it's time for the pobra kid
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[Image shows a drawing of the red teletubby Po as the Kobra Kid from the MCR album Danger Days. Pobra Kid, as he will be called, is light skin on his face and the insides of his ears and the rest of his body is red teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of his head which has a circle on the end. He has short hair on the top of his head that starts red at the roots and turns to a bleached blond color at the tips. Pobra is wearing thick black sunglasses and an unimpressed expression on his face. He has a dog tag necklace and a yellow tank top with vertical black blobby stripes underneath his open jacket. The jacket in question is red with white stripes around the chest and thick blue stripes going down his arms rimmed with white. On the left breast is a red and white patch that's supposed to look like a snake opening its mouth but honestly it kind of just looks like another blob. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written on the side of the picture as a signature, along with the title "THE POBRA KID" in all caps at the top, and a speech bubble, which reads "arts and crafts. i love arts and crafts" and then has a smiley face. End ID]
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love wins! it's party poison!
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[Image number 1 shows the dark blue teletubby Tinky Winky as Party Poison from the MCR album Danger Days. Tinky Poison, as he will be called, has light skin on his face and the insides of his ears, and the rest of his body has dark purple-ish blue teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of his head, which is shaped like an upside-down triangle. His straight hair is about shoulder-length and is supposed to start out a dark blue at the roots and gradually turn to red, but I used too much pen when doing the initial sketch, so not a whole lot of the colour is visible. Tinky Poison is also wearing a yellow mask over the top half of his face with triangular eye cut-outs and three blue gems. His eyes are dark and circular, so that they can best stare into a person's soul, and his mouth is quirked into a half smile. Tinky's jacket is a deep blue with white stripes around the chest area, a small patch reading "Dead Pegasus," though it's barely legible, and stripes of red, white, and light blue on the each arm. Two small red strips of what is supposed to be velcro are also on each shoulder. The jacket's sleeves are cropped, showing more teletubby arm flesh and we can see the top of Tinky's black jeans as well. In blue ink, "tactical spider" is written on one side as a signature, along with the title "Tinky Poison" in cursive, and two speech bubbles. The first says "oh, yeah, that's my gradfather's paperweight" and the second says "uwu." All of this was drawn on an index card from my workplace. End ID]
[Image number 2 shows the yellow teletubby Laa Laa as Party Poison. Laa Laa Poison, as he will be called, has light skin on his face and the isides of his ears, and the rest of his body has yellow teletubby flesh,including an antenna on the top of his head, which is shaped in a singular curl. His straight hair goes just past his shoulders, starting as yellow at the roots, then blending quickly into bright red. Several parts of this image are kind of blurry. This is because it got wet, so we'll all just have to deal with that. I did not remember to give Laa Laa Poison a mask, so we can see his eyes staring nervously ahead and his mouth looks similarly concerned. Laa Laa's jacket is a deep blue with white stripes around the chest area, a small patch reading "Dead Pegasus," though it's completely illegible, and stripes of red, white, and light blue on the each arm. Two small red strips of what is supposed to be velcro are also on each shoulder. The jacket's sleeves are cropped, showing more teletubby arm flesh and we can see part of Laa Laa's grey jeans as well. In blue ink, the title "Laa Laa Poison" is written in messy cursive in the upper right-hand corner. I seem to have forgotten a signature. There is also a speech bubble reading "gourmet motherfucking fruit gels!" though I seem to have dropped the "u" in "gourmet" for some reason. Once again, this was drawn on an index card between customers at the shop of mysteries where I work. End ID]
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