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Pomni: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Jax: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Pomni: Th—that's not how that works—

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Caine: (looks at Moon with love in his eyes before abruptly grabbing her)

Moon: ….?

Caine: …I wanna start a family with you.

Moon: What—

Caine: I finally realize what I was put in this circus to do... Be a mother!

Moon: ………

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Pomni: If you walk out that door, our relationship is over!

Jax: [BONK!] YOU! (climbs out the window)

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Zooble: (takes a selfie of both of them and shows Gangle)

Gangle: I look so sad. What filter is this?

Zooble: ...None.

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Gangle: I heard that 1 in 3 girls is gay. That means a girl I know is gay.

Gangle: ...

Gangle: I hope it’s Ragatha. Ragatha is cute.

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Pomni: How do you take your coffee?

Jax: (in an angsty manner) I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Pomni: ...Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

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Zooble: You look like you're having trouble shooting straight.

Jax: I'm also having trouble being straight, Zooble.

Everyone: ...

Zooble: (shaking their head) Just shoot the [bonk!] gun, Jax.

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Ragatha: Let me see what you have.

Jax: A knife!

Ragatha: No!

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Gangle: Oh, do you know the magic ramen chant? Veggie-garlic-extra-extra...

Jax: Alright, who's been tellin' Gangle this dumb crap?!

Ragatha: That's a... chant? Gangle... tell me who told you that.

Pomni: Blegh. Just thinking about it is making me full.

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Kinger: OK, Caine, we’re gonna teach you math now! So what Queenie will do is hold up a flashcard with an equation on it, and you try to guess the answer!

Queenie: OK, Caine! What’s 2+2?

Caine: BABY 2!!!

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Zooble: (to Gangle, who is giggling) And they were roommates.

Jax: (staring directly into the camera) Oh my God, they were roommates.

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Zooble: (casually searching around the room)

Pomni: Hey, Zooble, what are you looking for?

Zooble: My will to live.

Gangle: (walks into the room)

Zooble: Oh, there it is.

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Caine: I think you may have an anger problem.

Zooble: No, I have an [bonk!]hole problem.  When people are [boing!]holes, I get angry.

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Gangle: Please? For me?

Zooble: Don't do that.

Gangle: What?

Zooble: You think every time you say, "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Gangle: Please? For me?

Zooble: Okay.

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Jax: What will your kids think of your tattoo?

Zooble: My kids aren’t going to give two [boing!] because I’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental [bonk!]hole like yours did.

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Jax: I should warn you... I'm an animal in bed.

(later)

Jax: (curled in a blanket) Pet me and bring me food.

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(The Evil Big Tops are part of a supervillain/superhero story)

Pomni: Evil Big Tops, you’re going down!

Evil Pomni: Mmmmm, we’ll see about that, you hobbyless uggo. Go c[boink!]ty outfits!

Disembodied Voice: 🎶Transformation music! We are transforming!🎶

Zooble: OK, I just saw a whole [boing!] crack.

Disembodied Voice: 🎶There’s more where that came from🎶

Zooble: At this point, you’re just all flashing me; I’m very uncomfortable—

Disembodied Voice: 🎶This isn’t a kids’ game anymore🎶

(Evil Pomni reappears in a different outfit.)

Evil Pomni: And now for my ultimate attack, take this!

(She blows one leaf which lands on Jax before falling off.)

Jax: What was that?

Evil Pomni: You now have cancer!

Evil Orbsman: Oh my goodness, Evil Pomni!

Bazooble: She does that sometimes.

Jax: WHAT?!