#source: incorrect quote generator

[correct-gaang]

[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail

[crackishincorrecthp]

*Harry does something unhinged while fighting with Voldemort* Voldemort: Voldemort: What is wrong with you? Harry: Many, many things... And most of them are your fucking fault

[incorrectkids]

Hyunjin: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Seungmin: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[story-blossom]

Dewey: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? 

Louie: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Angeal: Zack just insisted Genesis and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real Zack and which is the imposter. Angeal: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

[thenameissnix]

Abby: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? Dina: What's the taser challenge? Ellie: We tase eachother, then drink. Dina: How do you win? Abby: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: If I don’t make it back, tell my loved ones that I loved them.

Moon: You had loved ones?

[underratedcharacterfan]

litle silly trio uehehehehehehhehhehehehhhehehehehehehehehehehhehhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaæ

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

*after Meet The Spy*

Scout: Update, she got a new boyfriend I can no longer make the joke.

[yoursweetestnightmarelover]

More Cyn X Tessa

Tessa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Cyn: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Tessa: I don't know, surprise me!

Cyn: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Tessa: AS ENEMIES?! Cyn:...

Tessa: Are you sure Cyn's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

Cyn hanging above her like a bat watching her:...

V: Call it a hunch

Cyn: So you like cats? Tessa: Yeah. Cyn: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Tessa: Being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that's very beautiful of us. Cyn looking at Louisa and James: If the window's open, and you time it right, you can do both.

Cyn: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

Surprise Juzi

Uzi: Fight me! J: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring J: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

And some Vuzi

V: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Uzi: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. V: But you’re always acting stupid? Uzi: … Uzi: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

V: You need a hobby. J: I have a hobby! V: Fawning over Tessa isn’t a hobby.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming

Tessa, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? V: Cyn's in the kitchen.

Cyn: Are you ready to commit? Tessa: Like, a crime or a relationship? Cyn looking at the gala: Both?

Cyn bursting into the gala with Tessa in her arms: We’re getting married, bitches! Tessa: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Cyn: Tessa, you love me, right? Tessa: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Tessa: Goodbye mom I'm finally 18 I can go to copper 9 my new life starts now!!! I can't wait to get a boyfriend get a dream job and live a perfectly normal life! Tessa like five months later: Hi mom! I would like you to meet my wife, Cyn! She's a mutated AI machine goddess! And this is one of my best buds who dresses up as a hot topic employee and beats people up! Uzi in the background: I'm not your buddy, you monster fucker. Tessa: also I'm wanted in 22 galaxies lol.

[incorrectrivals]

Rupert: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Taggie: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Rupert:

Rupert: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[correct-gaang]

Zuko: What do you think Toph will do for a distraction? Aang: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. [building explodes and several car alarms go off] Aang: ... or she could do that.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Voldemort: Did you take out Harry Potter as I requested? Draco: Harry Potter has been taken out, yes Voldemort: You have my grat- Draco: It was a great restaurant, we had a romantic candlelit dinner AND Harry proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers! Voldemort: Voldemort: That's-That's not the take out I meant... Draco: Well, if you wanted me to kill him, you should've said so...

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: We have a problem...

Frank: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Dazai: If you water water, it grows.

Mozart: ...What.

Isaac: He's got a point.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

Reno: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Cloud Strife: I don’t usually eat with losers. Reno: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?