#//Good thing I have Baizhu

[dutybcrne]

Taking Furi out for a stroll with her new bodyguards!

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Congrats on getting Arlecchino! I'm still trying to hopefully get the update to fit onto my phone lololol. My life will be complete if I can get her, haha.

~ The anon who wanted Kaveh but didn't want Baizhu or Ganyu

thank you!!!! i'm surprised she came home so soon, i usually have to go to soft pity at least but Father really showed up after 20 pulls (it's because we are MARRIED and she WANTED TO /lh)

aaaaaa come on phone!!!!! make space for genshin, we need Arlecchino and we need her NOW

[dailybaizhu]

baizhu disheveled and on the ground

102: dropped his glasses :(

[stormyrainyday]

Terribly interested in the interactions between Baizhu, Tighnari, and Hu Tao and their thoughts on Baizhu's pursuit of immortality like hear me out

we already know Baizhu and Hu Tao don't get along. Qiqi aside, Hu Tao doesn't believe Baizhu respects the sanctity of death, evident by her opinions on his pursuit of immortality. I feel like this has already been discussed and so i won't go into it in detail.

Similarly, I feel like Baizhu and Tighnari would find themselves in disagreement as well, but for the opposite reason. See, we learn in Tighnari's story quest, when he refuses to destroy Karkata that he places high regard on the sanctity of life, even when the "life" in question is debatable in nature.

Where this comes into play is when we look into the nature of Baizhu and Changsheng's secret art. Specifically, the part in which Baizhu harms himself (gives away his own life force) to heal another. In essence, Baizhu is giving his life for another, and I think that is where Tighnari would take issue: the sanctity of at least one life in this equation is not being respected.

Baizhu, however, thinks it's a fair trade to make, giving away some of his life so he can save others. It is worth noting though that it's not the fairest comparison because 1, Baizhu isn't dying immediately, and 2, he is trying to achieve immortality and does not ever intend to die, and therefore is sacrificing QOL more than anything else.

(If we are really diving into semantics, there is an argument to be made that Baizhu does not really believe he will ever achieve immortality, evidenced by his moth to fire and burning alive mentality but I don't have time to review the whole story quest for this one stray thought).

As for Tighnari's thoughts on Baizhu's pursuit of immortality, I personally think he'd side with Hu Tao on this one, too, despite being a healer (of sorts) himself. I don't have any evidence to back this up I just feel as though someone who clearly places high value on the sanctity of life would also value the sanctity of death, and therefore the natural cycles of life. Also, he is a biologist, so he knows the importance of life cycles and whatnot.

(Still, while I believe he places importance on death, I don't think Tighnari would be terribly pleased with the callous nature of which Hu Tao approaches death, having had to save many a careless wanderer in the forest. Hu Tao obviously deals with death quite regularly, but being a city girl, I don't think she is confronted with it as directly as Tighnari is, if that makes sense? Either way, I'd still love for them to interact.)

[verxsyon]

totally did not get qiqi’d ahahaha yay he came home with c1 kaveh 🥳

[intomybubble]

Uuuhh so i just got E1 clara off the standard banner. I just got her earlier in the evening hitting pity, and this is about 10 pulls later with the help of the discounted shop tickets since it just reset

[catboyfurina]

baizhu x diluc >:3

meow :3

[sparkysxi]

me back in the 1.x days: yeah xiao and hu tao are insane dps but i don’t like the hp mechanics

me, now in 4.1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[tenebriism]

// I don't care what Mhyo does.

Babygirl Baizhu is getting a happy ending in this house. No death ( and if he DOES die, I've been playing around with the idea of Nahida stepping in to... not necessarily REVERSE it, that would be too much, but maybe using his good deeds as a reason to make him a spiritual attendant or something. A Dendro helper to the Dendro Archon. Not fully mortal/alive, but not completely gone despite dying. )

He'll always be sickly, but I'm giving him a full, happy life. 🥺 Either because I said so, or because other muses step in to better his way of life ( which, I greatly encourage! )

[rubys-domain]

at this point i dont even care if i get kokomi. i just want a 5 star

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hey

pspsps

how's the baizhu savings going

oh i am SO glad you asked, comrade Zxt!!!!!

my hoard of video game currencies is the only thing i allow myself to boast about

[dailybaizhu]

baizhu eating chocolate,,, if he can

151: can and should are two different things

[kavehater]

God give me strength cause this game hates me and won’t give me early five stars so I got to suck it up and wait for xilonen and not pull any more for mualani 😞

[narastories]

everyone: *losing their shit about Wrio's VA because of Jotaro* me, who hasn't put two and two together yet: "Whatever" *someone pulls up the VA's page in a video* me: "Sebastian????"

[5iyoomi]

just the tip....

Thinking about genshin men with big dicks who promise you they'll only put the tip in once you see the sheer size of them, your eyes widening and lips parting to tell them that they wouldn't fit. That even though they spent hours with their head between your legs, prepping you, you still weren't ready for the whole thing just yet.

Men who know they're a lot to handle. They pride themselves on it, in fact, and seeing you so scared and whiny just makes them want to ruin you until the whole world knows their name. They know you can take it, know you want more than you say you do, and it drives them crazy as they grind the fat head up and down your slit.

Men who bruise you with the grip they have on your waist as they slide into your cunt. Just the tip, like you asked, letting out stunted groans when they feel how tight and hot you are around their cock. You're so wet they could easily fuck themselves the rest of the way in. Say it was an accident. It's pure torture, how you think either of you can get off like this, especially since they aren't touching that pretty clit of yours.

Men who bottom out in one quick thrust because that look on your face is going to be the death of them. They hold you down so you can't squirm, getting off on your mewls and cries of pain that make tears run down your flushed cheeks. You whine about how full you are, pressing down on the bulge in your tummy and telling them you can feel them nudging your cervix with every slow grind of their hips. They know it hurts, but they can't help it, so they lean down to whisper sugar and honey right into your ear.

"Mmm, sorry sweetheart, you just felt too good. So take it all like a good girl, okay? I know you can." While they slowly pull out just to slam all the way back in, your choked out whimpers and unconscious clenching and unclenching going straight to their dick >>>>

KAEYA, zhongli, ITTO, cyno, AYATO, baizhu, dainsleif, CHILDE, heizou, SCARAMOUCHE

[nxuvillette]

"I THINK YOU DESERVE A PROMOTION"

ASSISTANT HEADCANONS W/ GENSHIN MEN

synopsis: becoming an assistant for your hot boss is a dream come true, no? it sounds even better when you both are up to things that might land you a promotion.

❥- including : cyno, neuvillette, baizhu, wriothesley

❥- note : aaaa! my first post! i’m super nervous but i hope you all enjoy <3 reblogs are appreciated!!

content warnings : nsfw [17+], fem!assistant!reader, ageless + blank blogs dni, office sex (cyno , wriothesley), creampie (all), car sex (neuvillette), mentions of food (neuvillette), mentions of medications (baizhu), brief spanking (baizhu), use of pet names (good girl , baby , darling, pretty girl), brief dacryphillia (wriothesley), belly bulge (wriothesley), public sex (baizhu).

♡ CYNO

you were just supposed to be revising some documents for your boss, cyno. after all, he had a meeting had to attend not even thirty minutes from the current time. you thought it would be simple enough, right? this wasn’t the first time he had asked you to do such a thing for him, but what was going on was something that wasn’t exactly professional.

cyno had you bent over his creaking desk. his hand was lying against your hip while he rutted himself into your squelching cunt that was squeezing him so perfectly he thought he would cum the moment he pushed into you. you were just too hard to resist with your cute black mini skirt that showed a little too much of your thighs. you were just too pretty. how could he possibly stop himself from completely ravaging your cunt?

“ah..! cyno, please..!” your cries echoed across the room, making him shove his fingers into your mouth to make you quiet down. the last thing he wanted was for someone to hear him fucking the absolute shit out of his assistant. 

he leaned towards your ear, his breath fanning against the shell. “better keep quiet.. or else i’ll stop right now and leave you wondering what might have happened..” he whispered, which earned goosebumps to litter your delicate skin.

cyno’s pace began to suddenly quicken. he could feel himself growing closer to his orgasm. his cock twitched inside of you and that delicious high he had been chasing finally came over him. his cum seeped into your womb, filling you completely. you took it so nicely. it took everything in him to not want to go for round two. 

he pulled out, adjusting his pants and leaving a small kiss on your cheek. “get dressed.. we still have a meeting.” he said, heading towards the door.

♡ NEUVILLETTE

being tasked with picking up lunch for the office sounded like a simple enough task. neuvillette had even offered to go with you so you didn’t have to carry all of the food items by yourself, so you happily agreed since he was your boss. he also drove so you didn’t have to use your own vehicle to transfer everything over.

it was fine, up until you both arrived into the parking lot of your office building.

your thighs were on either side of neuvillette’s lap. his thick cock was bullying your walls, reaching the most sensitive spots inside of your pussy. you hadn’t expected such a scene to unfold, but there was just way too much tension circling between you both to just leave the car without anything happening. 

“n-neuvillette! ‘so good.. fuck!” you sobbed into his shoulder when you felt his thumb toying with your puffy clit. 

neuvillette’s thrusts were erratic. he craved you for so fucking long that he wasn’t about to let the opportunity to fuck your brains out slip through his grasp. after all, you were his gorgeous assistant that he just couldn’t help but sneak glances at. “keep going, just like that, darling. fuck.. you take me so well..” he cooed, grunting a bit as your cunt squeezed his cock with such delight.

his arms went to snake around your waist. his pace became brutally quick as his high slowly crept upon him. all he wanted was you in that very moment. 

he practically growled when his orgasm washed over him. his body trembled and he squeezed your ass hard enough to possibly leave a mark on your pretty skin. you were a complete mess and you weren’t sure how you were supposed to walk into the office afterwards.

♡ BAIZHU

becoming an assistant for a well known pharmacist was like a dream come true. he was a great boss, and you honestly hoped to become like him someday when you finally became a pharmacist for your own company. baizhu was truly great at his work.

he sent you on the way to fetch a prescription that was specifically just for him. this wasn’t an unusual occurrence since baizhu had some underlying illnesses that needed certain medications to treat, but you weren’t anticipating that something like this would be occurring instead of him taking his meds.

baizhu had you pressed against the wall. his cock was buried inside of your dripping pussy. you were both trying your best to remain quiet as your other coworkers were around making prescriptions for the other customers. you couldn’t deny that you and baizhu had thrown a few flirty comments towards one another. you just remained professionally due to the fact that he was in fact your higher up.

the tension eventually snapped, and you two pounced on one another. he pushed you into the closet and made your body burn with passion. “baizhu..! o-oh, god..” you whined, arching your back against his body. he was just too damn good.

he chuckled, dragging his fingertips along your flesh. he was honestly playing such a dangerous game right now. it was almost as if he was itching to make you cry out his name. “heh.. you’re such a pretty girl.. i never thought you would feel this great..” he smacked your ass harshly, making you wince from the contact of his palm.

his grunts began to increase in volume and his grip on your body had become much tighter. the way his balls slapped against your clit sent waves of pleasure over your body. you gasped as that white hot knot inside of you finally snapped, allowing your orgasm to fully pass over you. it was also at that moment baizhu finally came, letting his cum fill your walls. 

the two of you both were completely messy and there was this lingering odor of sex that was wafting around the room. baizhu only laughed at your fucked out state. “you did great.. maybe i’ll promote you full time, hm?” 

♡ WRIOTHESLEY

you were asked by your boss wriothesley to stay after hours to work on some other paperwork that needed to be done before the next week. it wasn’t out of the ordinary for him to ask you for such a request. plus, you were being paid overtime for doing it, so why the hell not? 

however, your extra work wasn’t exactly what you thought it was going to be.

you were lying flat on your back with wriothesley thrusting himself into you. all of the papers that were on his desk were now scattered around and pushed over so you wouldn’t possibly ruin them. he was so big. wriothesley could see a little bulge every time he pushed himself into you. he thought it was so cute. you sprawled out on his desk with your pussy clamped around his big dick. your moans were the best part. there was no one around, so you could be as loud as you wanted without a single interruption.

“w-wriothesley! f-fuck.. you’re so big!” tears formed at your lash line from how intense the pleasure was. you hadn’t felt something like this in such a long time. it was unbearable.

he couldn’t hide the smirk that appeared on his scarred features. he couldn’t get enough of your sweet voice screaming in pleasure for just him. “you like this, baby? you’re so fuckin’ cute when you say my name like that..” he pressed his palm against your navel, feeling his cock stuffing you full. “so deep.. no wonder you’re a mess.”

his balls twitched, signaling that his orgasm was just around the corner. his pace then picked up, sending you over the edge. he was probably the best you had ever taken. there was no way you could ever sleep with someone else better than him. a groan rumbled in his throat as he reached his peak, squeezing your hips as his cum flooded your walls. he left so much, it made you shiver from the warmth.

he panted, chuckling as he came down from his orgasm. “heh.. we’re still alone, wanna go for round two?” 

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