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[butane-muses]

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[doopliss-complaints]

It’s me

OH MY GOD A CLONE

[samadhifire]

never mind, about to be insane again

[mechahero]

"Okay so, I know that a lot of people aren't going to do, uh-" A pause. "Things this month but I'm not doin' that 'cause that doesn't sound fun. So, I'm just gonna do whatever I want this month!"

[swiindlerfox]

continued from here - @wellfell

"Only if you give me reason to. I don't really feel like getting blood on my nice new suit." ...Even if it would blend in rather nicely.

[basedonequation]

@hellfire-saurian That, that might be the biggest mechanism Prowl has EVER seen to date. But he’s still loitering. Hm. Prowl clears his vox politely as he unfolds from his alt with a datapad in servo,” Excuse me. Per City State ordinancce CS dash 4402 subsection 3a. This area is not for loitering outside business hours and only for mechanisms that are designated two wheel alt modes... Please move. There is a park area that allows all cycle access to mechanism of larger frame types that is very close. I would be happy to guide you.” There! Polite. ... Maybe? Prowl really is trying to be less cold and blunt.

[countercharmda]

MISC HEADCANONS.

serendipity's accent, what we would call english, is a fake one. it's one he adapted soon after the crash of the nautiloid ship. he keeps it up best he can, but when tired or distressed he'll slip into an accent more like the agemont family's -- lightly french.

in his journal, he keeps records of the party's journey...as well as the beginnings for multiple sonnets of his friends. it's a sort of love language, recording these histories and choices. maybe one day they'll be published, once everything is over.

serendipity's tail is as expressive as a cat's -- and follows the same rules. similarly, he's prone to purring when content, or tired, or both.

for a couple years, when he first started at the college, serendipity had been able to get his hands on hormone-altering potions. he goes on and off of them, but makes sure to keep his face cleanly shaved of any stubble. getting used to his deeper voice was...a time. he will deny it if anyone brings up those days.

serendipity also binds on occasion, though this is also an on and off occasion. in the past he's been known to wear his flattening corset for too long and has paid the price for it -- yes, he does get a level of exhaustion from doing so. despite this, he's never fully committed to the thought of top surgery.

[that-genuine-genius]

HELLO :] I’m 🎭/theatre Anon!

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[kryptonianclone]

@emeraldringed liked for a starter!

Was Kon being kind of a nuisance? Maybe! But Hal Jordan seemed more than happy to answer his questions about being a Green Lantern. Maybe he was just excited that someone outside of the corps was genuinely interested or maybe Hal was just humoring him because he wore the crest of the house of El and Superman kept looking in their direction. "Okay so like, do you just sign up or is there like a process to becoming a Green Lantern?" Kon asked rasining one of his eyebrows. He was finding it pretty hard to believe that a ring just came and found you if you were suitable. That was a wild way to run a team and kind of like how King Arthur was just given Excalibur out of the lake by that woman.

[tmvoldemort]

*kisses cheek* (Ariel, somethingxgreater)

Tom's hand lands on the still warm spot of his cheek. It's a moist warmth. He can smell her lip balm on him. This close he can smell her. That flowery- honey tone that was stronger around her neck and the folds of her clothes.

Tom frowns, not wholly upset nor disappointed.

"What was that for?"

He looks around hoping no of the other Prefects or Professors were watching. He still had a reputation to up hold.

"I don't recall doing anything so noble."

[queensservant]

@m80495​

“And why is the child skulking about today?”

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[the-golden-dragoness]

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[guillotin3d]