#🎭 anon

[starfxkr]

babydaddy!jj cornering you in ur kitchen after putting baby down for a nap. just touching on you, tryna convince you to get back with him while his hand is down ur panties, rubbing ur clit. just talking about how he just wants to take care of u and the baby and be a family. :((

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“aw cmon babydoll, why don’t we make another pretty baby huh? we already got started on our little family lets just finish it off.” jj’s body pinned yours against the kitchen island, one hand down your shorts and another tucked inside your bikini top to stroke your sensitive nipple.

days out with him always ended one of two ways— fighting or fucking. and you have to admit you’ve wanted to fuck him all day. watching him play with your daughter with such ease while you read on your beach towel made you miss him. even though you weren’t together you never felt alone or overwhelmed, he was always there when you called (and even when you didn’t).

jj could be very convincing with his slick words and skillful fingers, right now he was touching you so good you seriously considered his offer.

“jayj…you—you know we can’t be together right now.” you couldn’t help the moan you let out, the hand on your breast quickly coming up to muffle you.

“don’t see why not,” he shrugs, “we miss each other sugar you know that. it’ll be better this time,” his fingers speed up on your clit, dipping down to collect more of your arousal on each swipe, “me…and you…i could give you another baby right now i know you want one.”

you gasp, the more he talks about it the more you want to give in— to his voice, his hands, his warmth. jj was right, you do want a family with him as messy and imperfect as he is. unconsciously you find yourself nodding and muttering, “give me another baby jayj, we can do it…it’ll be fine.”

he couldn’t contain his smile so he hid it in the crook of your neck, muffling the groan he let out when he felt you tense as you came all over his fingers.

“me and you baby. it’ll always be me and you, nobody else in this world id dream of havin my babies with you know that right?”

you could picture it now, pregnant again with jj and your daughter out on the beach. it was risky, it was foolish, but it’s what he wanted and deep down it’s what you wanted too.

[gabessquishytum]

Saw a video about how female mountain lions scream like the most horrible terrifying sound when they're mating.

Lots of dreamling fics include Hob being surprised to learn about Dream’s horrible donkey laugh? How about Hob learning that Dream makes the weirdest most terrifying eldritch screams when he’s getting fucked?

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Honestly I think Dream has earned the right to make unhinged noises in bed! He's not human, maybe he forgets that Hob IS human and therefore has human eardrums... maybe Dream happens to break the sound barrier the first time Hob makes him cum. Hob sits there, ears and nose bleeding, mouth open, absolutely and totally flattered that Dream made such an absolute racket to express him pleasure <3

After that Dream tones it down from "sonic boom" to "tires screeching in a car chase" and Hob still loves it. Mainly because he just bloody loves Dream, you know?

[wilbursprincess]

~hihi! I js found ur blog and I'm acc so obsessed -/srs~

anywho! may I ask if you can write a fanfic about

the honey moon? (With Wilbur) :3

~also can I be a 🎭 anon?~

You And Wilbur’s Honeymoon

Wilbur Soot x Female Reader

Warnings: None :)

Welcome, 🎭 anon! Great to have you :) and yes, this one is quite overdue lol. Hope you enjoy!

Headcannons below cut!

~He plans your honeymoon on an all-inclusive resort, sitting on a gorgeous white sand island.

~”We’ll never have the chance to go somewhere this fancy again! Let’s really spoil ourselves.”

~Buys you a gorgeous floral sundress to match his floral shirt <3

~Orders room service to be delivered every morning so you two can have breakfast in bed!

~Walking on the beach and collecting shells >>>>>>>

~Sunset cocktails in the hot tub every night!

~Books you couples massages at the spa, as well as a manicure and pedicure for you <3

~Buying matching everything.

~Matching bracelets, matching flip flops, matching Hawaiian shirts, etc.

~Also, if there’s anything you want in any of the shops?

~He’s buying it for you.

~Says it’s ‘for the memories’, when he really just likes to spoil you.

~Getting your photo taken at every single cheesy photo op, buying commemorative frames!

~Just laying on loungers together, so happy to be married <3

[eyesxxyou]

Imagine Model!Hobie sitting down in an alleyway after being rejected, giving up with modeling completely until the reader, aka loser-autistic-artist!reader timidly, quite literally waddles up to him like

“Hi! Um, c-could I perhaps.. draw you?”

They would ask, fiddling with their pen in one hand, pushing their glasses up with the other while pressing their lips into a thin line nervously.

This turns into a weekly, innocent sketching session, each of which sketches are hanged up on their wall. This innocent sketching sesh, turns into suggesting poses, which turns into shirtless poses, which turn into fully nude.

And it ends with reader being fucked dumb against the table, rambling about something to keep themselves sane as hobie fucks them balls deep mercilessly. (I might've… added a few things but you know…)-🎭

UGGGGH THIS WOULD MAKE SUCH A GREAT FIC IM TELLING YOU. THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME

[cluster-b-culture-is]

NPD culture is embarrassment feeling physically painful and like the end of the world

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[schizoid-culture-is]

SzPD + HPD culture is liking the idea of being a celebrity, where everyone loves you and pays attention to you but is forced to do so from afar. It's liking the idea of being adored and admired and desired, while simultaneously being untouchable. It's liking the idea of having a crowd of a thousand faceless adoring fans, while knowing that none of them have a real chance of seeing behind the eternal façade.

(It feels so weird sometimes, being so heavily extroverted while simultaneously hissing at the idea of being known. Everyone who meets me loves me, but they never see the real me. Only the carefully constructed masks I built specifically to garner their attention and affections to feed the monster.)

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[merakiui]

It's me crawling from my cave to share some hastly traslated lines of Riddle card from the current Stitch event.

He mentions his outfit and the fact his navel shows 2... I'm obsessed surprised.

1. "thyme or mint, I need to find the herb anyway. I must drink herbal tea before dawn!"

Baby you are trapped in a book... relax.

2. I can't believe I'm going to be wearing such a rough outfit... my navel is also showing. Such an outrageous dress".

3. "No way, such a rough appearance. I can't believe I'm going to do it... my belly button is sticking out. What an outrageous dress."

— 🎭 anon.

🎭 anon, hello!!! It’s lovely to hear from you again!! :D I hope all has been well!

Omg those Riddle lines… he’s so cute, worrying about the rules even though he’s trapped on the beach in a book. >_< there may be more pressing matters at hand than herbal tea before dawn, but it’s still adorable to imagine him searching for a suitable herb. And the lines about his outfit aaaaaaa!!!!! I hope this experience helps Riddle get a little more comfortable with clothes like that! Riddle in crop tops is my religion. 🙏

[anonauthorsworkshop]

helloo, i stumbled upon ur mha x scp au and AHDSIHDSGISDGJ UR WRITING??? IS SO GOOD?? (also im new here hi, can i be 🎭 anon) more mha x scp au pls /nf tho

hii 🎭 anon :) i get a lot of requests for this au haha, sure!

previous part here

AU where MC is transported into the MHA universe with a SCP-summoning quirk. essentially a MHA and SCP crossover. you can read the rest of the parts under the tag #pp mha au

(note: i have never watched or read mha in my life and all of my knowledge is from fanfics and lazily googled questions! sorry in advance for any mischaracterizations or anything that just... doesn't make any sense? lol)

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You lean forward, nearly falling off of your chair in the process. Squinting your eyes into narrow lines, you focus on one, crucial objective:

Trying to figure out what the hell is sitting right in front of you.

He looks like a cat, sort of. He reminds you of Josie, or, well, 529, with his feline-esque features and all.

Oh, you really should summon Josie here again sometime. It's been quite a while since you last have. That cat makes a good cuddle buddy. Even if she's missing the entire other half of her body.

You hum in thought, continuing to careen forward from your chair. No! This thing across from you is nothing like Josie. His ears look more like a bear, like 1048. Or could he be a dog? No, no... You've got it! He's definitely a rat!

Leaning back, you return to a proper sitting position and internally applaud yourself for finding the solution to your own ridiculous question. A rat, you think to yourself, face smug. Reminds me of a certain mask that drips black snot.

Wait a minute. The satisfied expression you adorn falters as you inspect the rat closer. What if it's not a rat, but a mouse?!

No, you're getting sidetracked! You take another bite of the banana you have graciously been given by your... captors? Do they count as captors if you willingly went with them?

The clearing of a throat. "Excuse me. If you could please answer the question..."

Oh, right. They're not really your 'captors,' just your interrogators, (that provide you with free food, might you add).

"What was the question again?" you ask, before not-so-elegantly stuffing the rest of the banana down your throat. You couldn't help but cave into your stomach's hunger; you haven't tasted this quality of fresh food in years! No more scavenging for meals or rummaging through garbage bins!

The man in uniform raises an inquiring eyebrow. You examine the badge attached to his right breast pocket: 'Detective Tsukauchi.'

He gestures to his side. "He asked you for your name."

Your eyes follow his hand's movements, and you find yourself gazing at the rat once more. "Oh, I wasn't paying attention." You admit shamelessly, grabbing another banana from the bowl placed before you. "I'm Y/N."

"Pleasure to meet you, Y/N." The rat smiles. You absentmindedly nod in response. "I'm Nezu, the principal of U.A. High. The man beside me is Detective Tsukauchi," you glance at the final stranger, "and this is Aizawa, a teacher at this school. He is also the one who found you. We would like to ask you some questions, as you are already aware."

"Sure," you comply, shoving another banana into your mouth. "I don't mind."

"How old are you?"

"Fifteen, I think."

"Who are your parents?"

You shrug, nonchalantly reaching for another banana. "Don't have any."

Nezu's grin widens slightly, and you watch him place a paw below his jaw. "Would you be comfortable telling us about what happened in that alley?"

Cocking your head to the side, you carefully peel off the banana's skin. "Which one?"

The detective speaks up. "The one you were found in."

Chewing another bite of your food, you tap a finger to your chin in thought. "Well, I was asleep until I heard a bunch of noise." Slowly, you turn to Nezu, replicating his ear-to-ear smile as you dramatically retell your experience.

"I looked up from my home, my beloved alleyway cardboard box, and saw two groups of people fighting. I decided to hide in my box until it was all over, but then one of them crashed into my home. They crumpled my box, and my hiding spot was revealed! The two groups started arguing about 'gang territory,' or whatever, and one of them decided to use me as a hostage and pointed a gun to my head."

You sink your teeth into your banana once more, oblivious to the horrified looks from every adult in the room.

"Oh, but it was fine," you casually continue, mouth half-full, "since, you know, I took care of it and all."

"When you say that you 'took care of it,'" the detective asks cautiously, "do you mean that you used your quirk?"

"My... quirk?" You scratch the back of your neck. "I guess it's my quirk? Don't know too much about 'quirks,' to be honest. I've never been to a doctor, or whatever specialist you go to for checking those out."

"Could you describe to us what it was that you exactly did?"

You gulp down the rest of your banana before replying. "You mean, in that alley? I summoned, or, like, conjured up one of those, uh." You pause, replacing 'SCPs' with another word to prevent further confusion. "Creatures? One of those creatures."

Tsukauchi looks you in the eye. "These creatures that you summon." You glance at the detective's hands, and you notice that they're trembling. "What do they do? What do they look like?"

"Usually I summon them to help and protect me." You explain with a shrug, "Oftentimes I encounter people who want to hurt me for some reason. There's a bunch of, er, 'creatures,' that I can summon, and they don't typically look like your perception of what's 'normal.'"

You continue, "There are endless possibilities, really. One looks like a teddy bear, just covered in human ears." Tsukauchi's eyes widen, as if his suspicions have been confirmed. "There's some that are long and bony. Some of them have these gigantic claws and razor-sharp mouths. Some of them are all gooey and acidic-"

"I believe that's enough." You turn to the side, taking a brief glimpse at Aizawa, who is standing beside you. Those were the only words he's spoken this entire time.

Turning back to the other two, you're about to grab another banana when you catch sight of the detective. You stare awkwardly, your hand paused mid-air. He seems to have completely spun on his heel to face away from you, hands clutching the wall as he gags and dry heaves. You scoot back in your chair uncomfortably.

"...And you do not have a home, correct?" Nezu stands up from his seat, approaching yours.

"Well, I did, but like I said, my cardboard box was destroyed because of those two rival gangs, or whoever they were."

"I see." He raises a paw so as to pet the top of your head. You clumsily bend down in your chair, allowing the two-foot-tall principal to reach your height. "We can arrange something for you. You may stay in a personal dorm here for free, if you would like." He smiles, "So long as you attend this school, the police force has also gladly agreed to erase your criminal record!"

You gawk at him. "C-criminal record?" Well, you guess you usually do end up leaving a mess of dead bodies behind, but it's always in self-defense!

"You should know it is illegal to use your quirk unlicensed and in public, Y/N."

Surveying the room, you dart your eyes from person to person. In the corner of the room, the detective, who is on the verge of vomiting up his insides. The man beside you, Aizawa, who refuses to look at you. The one standing in front of you, Nezu, who is blackmailing you, but is also offering you free shelter and free food...

You huff, grabbing Nezu's paw and shaking it wildly. "It's a deal, then."

[s1lvermane-capt]

… You… Made him stay…

(A voice, that turns out to be Ahanon, sounds from behind Gepard as he was doing his nightly patrols.)

(They seemed happy, albeit a bit conflicted.)

I’m happy you two got to tell each other your feelings…! Even if it took a while.

(They hesitate before hugging Gepard.)

… Thanks for making big brother stay, even if it’s just a few more days.

"Ah.. That's not really all my doing. I only did what I can. Even if it may be a bit embarrassing on my end.." He sighed, as he returned the hug, his hand massaging their back slightly, in a reassuring way.

"How are you feeling?" Gepard asked, he looked down at them with concern in his eyes. He didn't mention anything about the fight, but his expression said it all.

[occasionalsnippets]

BREAKING NEWS! hello everyone, its me, 🎭 anon again!! yet another normal tuesday everyone ahhaha.

there have been random sword fightings sighted in the public area, and the uhmm, the initiator or whatever is a man with. nice clothing, idk what else to describe him. nerd.

ANYWAY!! as we see our inhabitants in their daily zoo things, we can see the man sword fighting a random person!! and oh, he JUST DEFEATED THEM!! skill issu—

gets hit by a sword

Doctor MC, watching the news with their face in their hands: That's one of my idiots.

[toomuchracket]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6e5GkYa/

Does the time line and Lyla's age add up? No, but that's definitely what she and Charli would look like at the wedding

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STOP i love this so much. i imagine lyla's able to crawl and sit up by herself at the wedding, so maybe it's her sitting on the bed and bopping along with auntie charli to whatever girlypop tunes are playing; one of the other bridesmaids is filming (lyla's face isn't visible), and when you walk into frame charli's like "lyla, should mummy dance too? i think so", and you laugh and join in. charli posts the vid to her stories after the wedding and says "coolest baby on the planet. she gets it from her mum obv", and matty screenshots and reposts it like "so fucking true" lol. i think there's also a vid of george holding lyla and dancing around with her at the reception later - it doesn't get posted because her face is in it - and he comes up to the camera like "she's my favourite healy btw". they love their niece!! <3

[starfxkr]

yooo jj and john b in the same hole 😇

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⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚⋆.˚ ☾

maybe it wasn't such a good idea, letting your boys convince you that could both fit in the same hole but it seemed like a good idea at the time. they always felt good at the same time in different holes so this shouldn't be any different right?

but john b was thick and jj was long and right now it felt like you were being split in two no matter how much they tried to relax you.

"it's alright babygirl just breathe aight? let me in and breathe." jj cooed from behind, he rubbed circles into your hips as he slid in further, making you squirm and whine so bad both him and john b had to hold you still.

"easy dude, she's bucking like a bronco." despite his scolding, the brunette sounds close to losing it too. if you were a snug fit before, now you're practically strangling him, and the slide of jj's lubed up dick against his was overwhelming.

you had a vice grip on john b's hair, trying to relax against his solid body as best as you could while being sandwiched between the two of them, "god I'm gonna burst, I hate y'all so fuckin much-" you're cut off with a gasp as the blonde bottoms out, making all three of you groan.

"you can hate all you want sweetheart," jj pulls back slightly and thrusts back in, "doesn't change how much you love this."

[liauditore]

lia

shes home

lizzie is home

AND GEM AND MUMBO

but lizzie is more important /hj

anyway, hru?

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SHE'S HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S HOMEEEEEEEEEE

i love joel's husband. lizzie.

secret life ep 1 drop has put the entirety of my life on hold. i am combing thru every pov going Insane rn

fyi i adore mumbo so much im holding him gently at every opportunity. the daily lizzie thing very much could've been a daily mumbo or daily rendog i love all of them they're my Children. watch me summon docm next.

i really didn't think lizzie would actually be in this season so i am. Freaking out a bit.

[rippersz]

You’re mama in a mother way. In a mother is mothering way. In a provides for her family, single mom who works two jobs kinda way. Mama in that way.

I think(?)

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Oh I gathered, darling. It was funny; and I am beyond honored to be considered Mother/Mama. I am Mothering. This is delightful. - Rip xxxxx

[eyesxxyou]

So mfs a disco ball then HELP M

Hobie: IM CUMMING ARGGHHHH– 👨🏿‍🦱🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪

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💀💀💀💀 HELP NOT THE COLORS

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster b culture is jesus CHRIST people if I have to learn to sit with my negative emotions when they are dialed up to a hundred 100% of the time SO DO YOU

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