#//im sorry

[syb1l]

neighbor

[askcharlottecracker]

(Spoiler 1048) Hey, Cracker! Are you healed enough to fight to Vinsmokes siblings? I heard that they are attacking again.

[big-daddy-moth]

"OOOOOH I'm SOOOOOOO SORRY~

It seems you have me mistaken, baby~

You know, for someone who gives a shit~

See this ass??"

"You can go ahead and kiss it!"

"Because I don't care~"

Don't mind him.

He's just being a piss baby.

For no reason at all .

get him.

Ment: @ritzy-cervidae

[ask-mrxmts]

if you put yourself in a room with Clar one of you is coming out pregnant,,

[dingdongdoodilydoodilydoo]

is gherkin a product of the b-b-baby machine b-b-b-b-a-b-y machine

[mechahero]

//I have done nothing but play battle for bikini bottom all day.

[endtiimes]

❝ Kids fighting! I can SELL this -- ❞

[the-great-donatello]

How are you today? -⭕️

I'm fine. How are you?

[ask-victor-grantzcampbell]

∆ STOP ∆  -  sender grabs the receiver’s hand to stop them from going somewhere

As a postman, Victor honestly could say that he had seen and gone through many things in his life. There was always something new to be had when delivering mail and at the manor it was no different. From games to little letters of friendly banter. Truly, there was no in between.

Going to the little inventing area comminly used by Tracy, Luca and Burke was always dangerous in itself from the parts strewn about to blue prints rolled in their homes. He prided himself a little on being careful to not mess anything up as he knew how much they always worked on their side projects.

A startle yelp escaped him as he was yanked back by Tracy. Confusion had colored him for a mere moment before something had suddenly popped off just a few feet in front of him. That had drawn a frightened gasp from him as he had realized exactly why the other blonde had pulled him back with such force.

Trembling hands slowly signed: 'That was scary.' As he let out the breath he didn't notice he was holding.

[verynormalaverageblogging]

💀teehee!

Diablerie

[maxmayfieldlaw]

WHO: max mayfield and @rcbinbvckleys​

WHERE: blue quarry mall

it wasn’t like robin was max’s closest confidant, but she was one of few at this party who remembered the battle of starcourt, and one of few max truly looked up to. with every odd noise and sudden reaction, she had to look up and double check that the mindflayer wasn’t stop around on the roof. max very well knew she wasn’t the only one. this was one twisted soldier’s reunion. eyes falling on robin, she figured it wouldn’t hurt to check in with her fellow fighting man. 

pausing at her side, max ran a hand through her hair and glanced at robin, “need another drink?” she asked, then bluntly asserted, “and skip the lecture about how i’m a baby and shouldn’t be drinking or whatever, we both know this sucks.” she breathed out and immediately blurted “sorry.” she was on edge, a little tipsy, and definitely high, but there was no need for robin to bear the brunt of that. attempting to do a full one-eighty, max joked, “thinking about snagging a job at the new ice cream place downstairs?” 

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[mechahero]

“This is so fucking stupid.” He’s only pouting because he got in trouble and has to wear claw caps when he doesn’t want to.