#/the failed heist

[wildlife4life]

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @spotsandsocks (who just posted the final chapter of her amazing werewolf fic!) @hippolotamus @tizniz (who has posted several new fics!) @devirnis @exhuastedpigeon @cal-daisies-and-briars @disasterbuckdiaz @wikiangela @theotherbuckley @aroeddiediaz and @diazsdimples (who has also posted a new fic!) Thank you all so much! Super excited for all the new works and the ones in progress!

Let's say it all together now... NFL BUCK! Shorter snippet today, but I'm trying to share less because I feel like I've shared almost the whole fic already (lol I haven't). Previous NFL Buck postings here. Enjoy!

"Okay I am so confused. Can you explain it all again?" Buck asks once Eddie finishes the whole bank robbery/framing debacle. Eddie chuckles and gently tugs at the blond curls beneath his hand, earning a pout from the younger man, "Baby I am not going through all of that again. If you really want to get a better understanding, just talk to Athena. I'm sure she would love to regale you with her side and the investigation." Buck tightens his arms around Eddie's waist, snuggles deeper into his chest, then peers up under his eye lashes, baby blues wide and pleading, "But she doesn't have your beautiful voice seeped with southern annoyance." He gives in immediately (has been since their first meeting) and brushes off the southern annoyance remark (no matter how true), "Fine, but just a basic run down okay? Any other questions get directed to Athena." His boyfriend hums in agreement, eyes sparkling with giddy, and his pout replaced with small, but pleased smile. Eddie quietly laughs, god he loves this man, and cranes his head down. Evan meets him halfway, lifting his own head from Eddie's chest and pressing their lips together in a soft kiss. Eventually, Buck pulls aways first and settles himself once again on Eddie's chest, his head resting on the three dashes and three words inscribed on fireman's pec. Eddie could feel the press of the quarterback's ear over his heart and his smiles broadens, knowing how Evan likes to hear not only Eddie's words, but the vibrations of his voice alongside the beat of his heart. Pressing one last kiss to the top of Buck's head, Eddie settles back against their plush head board, returns his fingers to Buck's curls, and begins the tale of the failed heist for a second time, "So we get this medical call out to a bank..."

Some domestic fluff at the end of the Ocean's 911 arc of this fic. Hope you all enjoyed!

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[birgittesilverbae]

Sister "I became skilled at so many things just so I would still have value" Beatrice not having hobbies makes me feral. Camila has her music, Shannon had her art, Mary had her cooking, Lilith has her being-a-massive-bitch, and Beatrice is over there like "I have encyclopedic knowledge of the fighting styles of every woman in this convent, and also I have spreadsheets"

girl, ava shouldn't have to yeet herself into another dimension for you to realize you need a better work-life balance

[amee-racle-ofmyown]

partners (criminal) or partners (romantic)?🤨

[thesmpisonfire]

Cellbit if you dont call for Pac's help for a H E I S T I'll never forgive you 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[fabaceous]

said it before and ill say it again I LOVE WHEN THE ADULT YELLOWJACKETS BICKER ABOUT MURDER AND MURDER COVERUP

[wildtornado-o]

One of my favourite things about Roman Torchwick is how he's cannonically really bad with technology I think it's so funny dhsj

[xiphosuras]

More D&D drawings! These are from a very fun one-shot a friend of mine ran.

I played Mischa the hagfish rogue, Roshambo the beast barbarian is @anq-art's, Greg the sailor is Jan's and the punk rock bard who's name I'm blanking on is @mooralltach's.

[alluralater]

elevator pitching this while i’m high. oceans 4. the movie is terrible but when you stand up to leave the theater you notice your wallet is gone and the staff member who asked to see your ID is nowhere to be seen, the person who sat next to you has vanished, the projector booth is empty upon examination, and your girlfriend of 11 months has suddenly wiped her number from your phone ooOoo. interactive movie-going experience. sorry no refunds. these are tough times

[red-hood-vigilante]

where’s that post about the crows in SaB s1 failing successfully at everything bc i’m rewatching and it’s so true

[cogitrot]

My character is currently working down in L.B. Industries to grind their Shadowy a bit, and I know why the rats aren't a faction. We're not worthy of them. They have on-site babysitting.

[coollyinterferes]

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That’s basically how some of Robert’s little (failed) heists ended when he was a kid: Him being chased off/getting hit by a shopkeeper with a broom.

[piggiechi]

I just love gta. or as i like to call it, walking/driving/being rich simulator

[bahoreal]

mission impossible (paper axian version)

[autixel]

Sketches I made earlier that I might try to clean up/retry later. I am abnormal about them.

I need to word vomit about them if only I had time and energy

[norestfortheurge]

me: when i include the mephistopheles heist in my fic i'm not gonna make it too long haha no extensive cania hellbuilding

me 7k words and hours of cania research later: huh!

[monicascot]

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