#:D hand kisses r sooo romantic what the hell

[markpakin]

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Iwaizumi NSFW Alphabet

just remebered that this is my blog and I control the iwa smut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s pretty good, he catches on pretty quick to what you like and will usally have some water and snacks on hand by the bed so he doesn’t have to get up to take care of you. Also, his after sex massages are godly 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Okay I know this sounds weird but he has this treasure trail on his stoumach that he is sooo cocky about. He knows it drives you wild when you see it (cus like it is very hot) and he loves to show it off as much as posible 

On his partner? hes all about the ass. Big small, round or flat he doesn’t care he loves the booty no matter what besides it’s not like you’re flatter than Oikawa anyways

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

So conflicted when hes about to cum because on the one hand you look so good covered in his release and when you scoop up his semen with your fingers and lick it off your hand oh god nothing gets him harder. but on the other hand when he’s pounding into you it’s like your body is begging for him to cum inside so usally he makes you tell him where you want it. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would gladly Cuck Oikawa or let Oikawa watch, sex and putting Shittykowa in his place are Iwa’s two favoret things so why not combine them

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few partners but he’s not really a fuckboi, he likes having a steady partner so he can get to know their body rather than a string of one night stands. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy, like I said he’s all about your ass and he will spank you while fucking you, He’ll also push your head down onto the bed if you aren’t arching your back enough for his taste.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s more serious in the moment but that isn’t to say he isn’t capable of finding the humor in things. He loves to tease you and it often helpd break the tension if something awkward happed. IE you asked him to spike your ass like a volleyball and he laughed at you for an hour straight before doing just that.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

it’s a little messy, don’t get me wrong it’s still all clean down there but like unless you ask him to shave he’s keeping the bush. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The romance really comes after everything is all said and done, like he won’t have any sweet words for you in the heat of the moment but that’s mostly becuase his mind goes totally blank when he fucks and he can’t formed words. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

sometimes, mostly just to tease you. he’ll send you a video of him jerking off and moaning your name with some caption like “doesn’t this look a lot better than studying” to get you to come over and get him off for real. If you really can’t come fix his issue he’ll still send you a video of him cumming all over himself cus he’s nice like that

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

daddy kink plain and simple. he just loves heairng you cry out for daddy while he eats you like it’s is last meal but he also likes it when youre just like  “hey daddy can you grab that for me?” cus like yeah he is your daddy even out of the bedroom. Rip to you if you say that infront of the team 

public sex you are getting fingered in public 100% he doesn’t want to get caught persay. but he’s sure as hell not afraid to. as they say no risk no reward. you have also defently fucked in the boys changing room... and sucked him off in the club room, and gotten fingered in the volley ball storage closet. It’s a mericall no one from the team has caught you two yet. 

cock warming. He tries to work it into every sesion of aftercare its just nice to have his cock inside you even if it’s soft. makes him feel closer to you. watch out becuase the two of you will just be cuddling and watching a movie and boom his dick is out and hes looking at you like “so you gonna sit on that or what?”

roleplay? kind he gets really turned on when you roll up your uniform skirt and start “acting like a slutty little school girl” and he pretendeds he’s a teacher punishing you for braking dresscode. this is all in his head by the way, hes a little too ashamed to admit why he wants you to keep your clothes on while he fucks you or ask you to call him sensei.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Like I said anywhere in public is a rush for him, but his absolute favorite is in the shower Aoba Johsai locker room shower. The water just hightens everything and your moans echo beautifully off the tiles. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you complemt him.  “Wow iwa that was such a great spike you’re so strong!” “wow Iwa I never realised how mucular you are,”  “oh Iwa that was a great game you looked so cool out there!” are all sure fire ways to get your back blone out. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

ight hear me out! hes not into choking. Iwa just doesn’t trust himself enough to do it right in the heat of things and would never want to hurt you (yes he leaves bruises on your ass he spanks you so hard yes he doesn’t want to choke you until you black out) if you really want him to choke you he’ll do it, but like while you're riding a toy or something so he doesn’t get distracted. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He perfers receving tbh. you just look so cute on your knees gagging on his cock (choking on his dick and choking on his hand are two difrent things stfu) Iwa lives to condicened to you while you’re trying to fix his XL meat in your mouth

“you’re such a pretty baby, if only there wasn’t a big fat cock making you cry but you’re so much of a whore to let go of my dick now that it’s in your mouth isn’t that right?” stuff like that. 

also his head game is godly. he holds your hands and kisses yo right on your sex then procieds to send you to anouther plain of existance with his mouth. he won’t let up until you're crying. you make such a mess every time, not that either of care.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

unless its a special occasion he’s rough and brutal. real head board braking motherfucker RIP to (y/n)’s hips they are fucking gone

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He kinda has to be quick when you too are banging where someone could walk in any second. But he does perfer to take his time with you especially since he loves to make you cum over and over again. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Once he hits a grove he kinda likes to stick to what he knows. He might drag his feet a little but he’ll ussally try new things. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

oh my god good luck he can go forever if you let him. the only time you can even hope of going less than three rounds is if he just had a big game and he’s tiered from it, even then games tend to rile him up more than anything. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a pocket pussy, not that he uses it much. He’s fine with using toys on you as long as he’s the one in control. Doesn’t like it if he finds out you’ve been using a vibe somwhere without him. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

It depends. Normally he doesn’t tease much he’s pretty straightforword and would rather just get down and dirty about it. But if he feels like you’ve earned a good teasing? good luck. He’s patient and he knows your body so well he can have you in a mess in less than a minute and he’ll keep you there until you’re begging for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not very loud, lots of grunts and deep huffs if he’s talking it’s broken phrases repeated over and over again “you feel so good, so good so good,” “who’s cock is making you cum? who’s cock? who’s cock?” like I said his mind shuts off when he’s fucking you. He does tend to shout when he cums though. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves fingering you something about seeing his hands work on your body really gets him going. He like how deep his figners can go, how much they make you squirm. How the veins and the tendions on the back of his hand look while he slowly edges into three knucles deep. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

do I even have to say it? big cock citty population Iwaizumi Hajime. It’s a little longer than average and a little gatherer than you’d maybe ecpect and it really streaches you out. The head is a flushed read color and it’s sesitive as hell. please suck on the tip of his cock while fodleing his heavy balls he will literally cum in seconds. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not very high. He’s always ready to go when you are but most of the time he’s just chill with hanging out. Unless he just won a game or you are wearing some of his clothes in wich case he is defently horny. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

please, you rock his world but you’re not half the work out a five set volleyball game is. He is fine to go to like the gym or something after sex even if you are completely wreaked. but if you ask him to cuddle and happen to fall asleep, well a nap wouldn’t kill him right?

[char-lotteral]

Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---

[zodiyack]

Needy

Requested by momottarou: I’M DOWN TO BEING FRIENDITAS, SO hello! 🌟 (?) ok but first i have to say that i looooovvve your blog and the way you write and i truly appreciate it, so thank you 🤍. And second, i would like to request something for either roman sionis or alfie solomon (if possible), i just want something involving them being needy, not in a sexual way but in a more romantical one, maybe? thank u sooo much 🤍✨.

Pairing: Roman Sionis x reader

Warnings: Swearing, soft!Roman, fluff, me not knowing how to describe needy

Taglist: @stardancerluv @matth1w @redspaceace​

Masterlist

Roman was needy, but... He’s never been this needy. Y/n tried her best at convincing her boyfriend to let her go, but he wouldn’t. She was about to miss a meeting because her boyfriend was being clingy and needy.

Although, she did have to admit, it was rather cute.

“Please princess, just stay...For me?” He pouted out his lower lip, hopes strong.

“Rome...” Y/n’s eyes scanned his face a couple times before she inhaled deeply and sighed. “Fine. But you owe me, got it?”

“Of course kitten!” He chuckled at his girlfriend’s usual expression of red cheeks and shy smile. He wrapped his arm around her waist and walked over to his spot in the club. After just a few minutes of sitting down, he began to shift around and looked to Y/n with the same begging face as earlier. She rolled her eyes and sat on his lap, allowing him to wrap his arms around her waist and rest his head on hers.

“What’s with you today? You’re so...clingy...” The suspicion in her voice was obvious and full of confusion. Roman simply shrugged in response. “Rome. I’m serious. Is something wrong?”

“No.”

“Then-”

“Y/n. I’m fine. Just... fuck. Please. Can we drop it? For me? I just want to sit here, alright?”

Y/n’s eyebrows furrowed, her worries were still there. In an effort to calm herself, and Roman if he was lying, she turned and kissed his cheek. When she pulled away, Roman had wide eyes and his mouth was opened a bit.

“D-Do that again.”

She giggled and pressed kisses everywhere on his face, finally landing a few on his lips and relaxing into his lap again. They sat in silence yet again. Roman occasionally laughed at things Victor said or spoke to guests who happened to walk past him. He felt himself grow clingy again, and he cuddled his face into the crook of Y/n’s neck.

The woman laughed and put a hand on his head. “What’s wrong now Romey?”

“Hmmmmm” he hummed, sending vibrations to Y/n’s shoulder and neck, causing her to laugh more. “I dunno.”

“Roman?”

“Yes?” Y/n scooted off his lap and turned to face him. He frowned at the loss of his girlfriend, so he pulled her back onto his lap and kissed her softly. He let her turn back around, but continued to hold her hand and hold her close to him. At some point he even refused to let her get up to go to the bathroom until she threatened to piss herself on him.

He was being Roman, but with a slight twist. He was being Roman- but a hell of a lot clingier. While it was cute, the curiosity still nagged at Y/n. Was he really just doing it because he wanted to in general? Was he lying and was actually freaking out inside? What was going on with him??

She found Victor and began to ask him for his knowledge on the situation.

“Sorry, I don’t know anything about what’s going on. I mean I can ask, but because it’s about you, I highly doubt he’ll tell me. Now, I need to go bring him these drinks, so...” He walked off awkwardly and left Y/n with the same frustrated pout Roman gave her when she tried to stand up and move. Just as she was about to ask someone else, Victor came running back to her and smiled teasingly. “Oh, he wants you to come over there by the way.”

She smiled back and shook her head, walking back over to her boyfriend who was looking around for her. Y/n came into his view and he smiled widely, walking over to her and kissing her forehead. “Can we go to bed now?”

“This early? Who are you and what have you done with Roman Sionis?”

Roman gave her another pout and hugged her close to him, “I miss you, okay? I just wanna go lie down with you and cuddle, is that too much to ask for?”

“R-Roman?”

“...Yes?”

His girlfriend moved to where she could face him, giggling and pecking his lips lightly. “You’re such a dork. Come on Sionis, to bed we go.” 

He smiled like a kid on Christmas and kissed Y/n, thanking her over and over again- throwing in some “you’re the best”s while they downed the rest of their drinks, heading to bed and enjoying some promised cuddles.

Maybe a needy Roman wasn’t so bad...

[nanamisbabybunny]

Miya Osamu // NSFW Alphabet

Warning: mentions of Smut, NSFW, sex, sexual things, suggestive things

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Osamu is silent after sex, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care. He cleans you up right after, but lets you catch your breath first.

B = Bodypart (favorite part of their partner’s body)

He really likes your lips. Osamu feels even more turned on when he sees how plump and red they get after kissing so much.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

When he sees his cum on your hands, chest or face, he becomes a mess. How can he stand it when you’re looking so needy for him?

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He has nudes on his phone and likes to send them to you when you’re busy or around others. He’s the silent twin, but he sure is sneaky.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s a virgin, but he knows what he is doing. He makes you touch yourself and watches so he knows the right way to pleasure you

F = Favorite Position (goes without saying)

He likes to slam you against the wall with your legs around his hips, as he supports you and fucks you senseless :))

G = Goofy (How serious are they in the moment? Do they become humorous)

Nope, not at all. He actually likes to be serious in the room, but he will smile and smirk at you. Osamu doesn’t crack jokes in bed.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc..)

He’s VERY well trimmed. He doesn’t like his body hair to look crazy or gross. He wants to be perfect for you!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? Romantic aspect?)

He likes to tell you when you’re making him feel good. Osamu likes to be gentle with you but also likes to take his time. He will tell you he loves you dearly!

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

You and Osamu were about to get it on, but he suggested you touch yourself and he would do the same. He watched as you pleased yourself and he was rubbing his dick. He said you weren’t allowed to cum until you saw him cum first.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Butt plugs, the ones that look like a fox tail, bedroom role playing and, as mentioned before, he likes watching you touch yourself.

L = Location (where is their favorite place to have sex?)

His bedroom and he PRAYS Atsumu won’t be an ass and barge in. He wants you to be comfortable, not cold and wants you to feel safe.

M = Motivation (what turns them on or gets them going)

Seeing you in lingerie really sets him off. Osamu likes to gift you with pretty lingeries, so to see you in them really makes him happy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do)

Public sex. He’s worried you’ll feel humiliated or uncomfortable with the thought of someone seeing your body. He also doesn’t want to inflict serious pain, he doesn’t have a pain kink, it scares him when you make a pained whimper.

O = Oral (preference on giving or receiving? Skilled?)

Osamu likes receiving oral, rather than giving. It makes him feel really good, but he also likes to see your facial expressions. His tongue is VERY skilled, he knows what he is doing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Take risks?)

He is up for experimenting with your kinks or something you’d like to try. Cockwarming is a big one, but he can’t keep himself still when you clench.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go?)

His stamina isn’t over the top like Ushijima or Daichi. He can probably last 3 rounds, but can go for however long you want it.

T = Toys (do they have toys? Do they use them on their partner or themselves?)

He only has that fox tail plug, but he wouldn’t be against using toys in the bedroom. Seeing you squirm would really set him off.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

He really likes to tease. Getting too close then pulling away before you can kiss him, dragging his fingers along your sensitive body part, but not touching the part that needs release. He wants to hear you beg!

V = Volume (how loud are they?)

Osamu is VERY vocal in the bedroom. He likes to moan to you and tell you how good you’re doing, how sexy you look, how you take his dick so well. He groans, grunts, pants and calls your name.

W = Wild Card (random head canon for the character)

Osamu once got out of having a steamy session with you, thinking no one was home. He came out of his room with kisses on his neck and dark marks. He saw Atsumu grinning at him, which made him go red. “Why the hell are you still here?!” Osamu yelled as Atsumu held up the keys to his twin’s apartment. “You gave me an extra key and you have food. But you’re already full, sooo....”

X = X-ray (what’s under their clothes?)

Whoa, Osamu is PACKING. He’s pretty big in length and girth. Not enough to hurt you, but enough to cause you enough pleasure.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Osamu has always had a pretty high sex drive, he just never tried sex until his brother was playing professional volleyball and he was out of high school.

Z = Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep after?)

He stays up for 15 minutes, then falls asleep. It gives him enough time for aftercare and to tell you he loves you!

[idexstuck]

what is kissing various ccuers like? find out

vivian: awk af and will force ur hands up to touch her face. altho thinks its 10x more hot for u to just touch her lips not actually smooch her. might end w her trying 2 like eat ur hand killian: hes a dad. also divorced 2 times. so weird is an understatement. also full indiana dad semi-aftershave beard so double awk. altho if u like that good on ya. needless to say he kinda is occupied w trying to eradicate humanity but he makes time exceptions 4 u. lips taste like regret and $5 cedar lake beer c(d)r: again awk as hell. high energy tho. prefers little 'muah' pecks. if on lips: redbull and coffee. makeouts r rare but cdr isnt rly a ~sexy~ person (lawyer). would love love love if u initiated smth further tho! but if u are not comfy thats ok :) xiang: gravity increases in a good way like when u get underwater so far & water pressure does that thing it does where you just feel .zip'd. soft lips rating = 12/10 kris: dont try to be sexy and bite his lip you might catch his lip ring and that hurts him be careful :( otherwise also p awk but in a very endearing way pre gb emerson: apyr :) post gb emerson: his lips taste like broken dreams, expired yogurt, and porn. 0/10 but he likes to shove his tongue down ur throat and if u find that hot congrats. also will use his es. just enjoys the idea of escalation. rly hard to 'just' kiss him bc if he wasnt already horny for everyone its ESPECIALLY bad for u. ender: doesnt know what human affection is but hypothetically will not have an understanding of being normal. will try and succeed to hurt you. if you dont like it he wont be affected (MEAN!) unless he cares abt u (partner on his quest for revenge). if you like it congrats hes not abt to go bdsm and hurt u unless u ask tho eva: not interested in romance but you're special :) at first shes eh to the idea of making out bc tht takes up time but it grows on her. likes human intimacy ig. kisses are very sweet and very nice :) 20/10 jacobi: smoker so not great. also doesnt shave so not great. kinda awk and not rly in an endearing way either. you have to teach him. but hes trying ok???? juno: electric! loves kissing thinks the idea of smashing faces is weird but also AzanPog. will like it if u run ur hands thru his hair so do it :) ruth: has never been a romance guy post-HS and frankly has naught the time nor energy for it rn (except for u). so hes just kinda rusty. likes to be guided and told what to do not in a weirdo way just ig u gotta let him know cos he needs to know ur boundaries if escalation. otherwise hes super nervous. will maybe surprise kiss u if he is brave! :) holo 0302: kiss -> makeout -> devolves into (if you so desire) hard and heavy fuckin. cant really control itself enough to stop UNLESS you give the word/it senses u arent having a good time. otherwise its rly possessive of u. always wants to be the instigator. always tries to get ur clothes off as fast as possible lol tour: AWKKKKK but it is ok. she isnt for pda or hell even private da so moments are rare w her. u have 2 initiate. super duper rusty also lips chapped af. not rly one for making out tho. sometimes u get insecure like oh does she not love me and the answer is no, she does, just bad at showing it smop: weird she doesnt rly care abt romance or face smashing at all. also unphased by 99% of advances or innuendos or anything remotely romantic. have 2 tread carefully w her. first kiss probably 6mo after u started dating but shes like huh i thot we were jus rly good friends. its super sloppy and she has no idea what shes doing but its ok cos its endearing rich: need i say anything. its perfect every single time. pure euphoria. rly good kisser too. ur welc johanna: messy & sloppy af because she insists upon not initiating intimacy unless shes super inebriated. she doesnt want you to overwrite trevor in her mind so she just hopes the alcohol will get rid of the taste of ur lips. doesnt work. first sober kiss is still weird and shes rly hesitant. u got 2 feel it out w her. takes a looong time to escalate since shes uncomfortable but thats ok. when shes at that point then o ya she loves nice long chill makeout sessions. probably with the caveat that every so often she takes a massive swig of beer (remember to work out this idea with her beforehand as to not overstep boundaries). lips obvi taste like beer. sooo much jack daniels. nikolai: will never initiate intimacy. u have to sit him down and tell him its ok but he still wont. loves it if he is never in control of the scenario. would love it even more if u escalated w/o him asking and hes afraid to ask. but if u eventually deprogram him he might initiate sometimes. kisses are super weird hes not used to em. whys his mouth taste so salty wtf? clara: very clinical. she is not by any means a romantic. but still nice tho since any intimacy is a good act of opening her shell! issac: CHEFS FREAKIN KISS BABY. better than rich. even if u just have a fling u will never ever find anyone who can even just smooch u like he does. filled w emotion and also hes super nice ig so :). handles u so carefully not in a fragile way but in a loving way. mouthtaste for sure some kinda minty flavoure. or a nice wine :) reina: she makes u feel so safe. thts all i have 2 say. u are Held ingrid: are you crazy? schuyler: actually not as bad as one might think. prefers u to initiate. obvi used to be a heavy smoker and drinker so he is kinda bad for the mouth ya feel. acquired taste for sure. if u like southern men, congratulations. dr.w: go grandpa go jim: would start happy crying if u asked if u could kiss him. then would say no. ur gonna have to wait a LOOOOOOOOOOONG ASS TIME to kiss him. just be patient. notice that his acts of intimacy are skewed towards nonphysical- hes a great listener and is very attentive to u! those are good :)

[fornarniaandforthefandom]

82 Truths

82 Truths tagged by the dearest @chenderellastrash  

Thanks for the tag :3 <3 its an honor

name: Brigitte

blood type: b+ (I live life like my blood type B+ {be positive} hehe i’m a dork)

nickname(s): Brig, Brigi, Bee, Boo, Babe, Bwidgie, Widget, Bwidget

r/s: too addicted to kpop

zodiac sign: pices

pronouns: she/her???Im clueless

favorite tv shows: ASDFGHJKL SCARLET MOON AND WEIGHTLIFTING FAIRY KIM BOK JOO HELL YES FAVES MY HEART

long or short hair: long, past my waist ;p I need a haircut

height: 5 foot 3 inches ....?

 do you have a crush on someone: yesh...... I.M WONHO NAMJOON YOONGI TAEKWOON HAKYEON JONGHYUN MINHO ONEW i need to stop listing this will continue forever (i spell awfully i’m sorry if I spelled them wrong) But unfortunatley I do have a crush on my friend as well :(

what do you like about yourself: hmmmmmmmmmmm..... That I somehow am able to make feel people loved and appreciated

right or left handed: right

list of three favourite colors: greeeeen like the forest, pinky ^^, teal

right now: eating: nothin drinking: water and tea i’m about to: watch a show or scroll through tumblr endlessly :) (: listening to: Taemin’s Goodbye korean version :D HEART EYES OMG MY HEART EXPLODES kids: YES I WANT TO BE A MOMMY WHEN I’M OLDER!!! Right now I am a mommy to my puppy and pony (: get married: YES (prefferably to my korean bands heheheh) career:I want to be a vetrinarian!!! in school rn tho

most recent:

drink: orange juice :) phone call: mysister she was downstairs hehehhe song you listened to: so far away with suga jin and jungkook I CRY EVERYTIEM

have you ever: dated someone twice: ....no? been cheated on: no kissed someone and regretted it: hehehehehehhehehehehehee........yes.... lost someone special: unfortunately yes been depressed: ....yes? been drunk and thrown up: no thank goodness  kissed a stranger: nope (Im A cHiLd! Not really) had glasses or contacts: both! had sex on the first date: no no no broken someone’s heart: uhm... I think I did but it was accidental and I think he got over it quick so not really his heart, but his pride.......? turned someone down: yes.......... cried when someone died: always fallen for a friend: UnFoRtUnAtElY AND I’M STILL STUCK

in the last year have you: made a new friend: yes!!!! IT MAKES ME HAPPY  fallen out of love: YES laughed until you cried: TONS I’M HAPPY TO SAY met someone who changed you:yes.... a few people found out who your true friends were: YES AND I HAVE AN AMAZING BEST FRIEND WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME DESPITE OTHERS LEAVING AND LIFE CHANGING OH NO THE TEARS ARE COMING found out someone was talking about you:yepp  not bad stuff haha kissed someone on your fb list: yes...... (:

which is better: lips or eyes: eyes (but both hehe) hugs or kisses: I AM THE HUGGIEST HUGGER OF ALL HUGS but i really want good kisses hehe shorter or taller: I rather taller butsometimes smol makes my heart soft romantic or spontaneous: ...?... romance like he doesnt mind showing affection, but spontaneouus so we can both be wild togehter sensitive or loud: I am very mch so both of these, so both...? hookup or relationship: relationship, I really love being around and getting to know and loving people troublemaker or hesitant: idk… troublemaker...? hehehe maybe>?

first: best friend: my sisters and mom. they still are the closest friends I have surgery: tumor removal for my leg!! sport i joined: horback riding!! vacation: lake george

do you believe in: yourself: I beleive I can make a difference in the world, but believing in myself is not yet accomplished... its hard hahaha miracles: yes!!! love at first sight: yesh happened to me mmultiple times thorugh the computer HAHAHA

extras: how many people from your fb list do you know irl:everyone ??? ithink ?? do you have any pets: YESSS AND I LOVE THEM ALL do you want to change your name: nope(: I’m named aftermy mom adn i’m proud of it what did you do for your last birthday: hmmm cake w fam and movie... SO FUN what time did you wake up today: 9:50AM HOLY SHOOT  what were you doing last night at midnight: hmmmmm either wathcing a movie w my mom or on my computer... again... hhhahaha something you can’t wait for: hmmmmm.. vacation w my best friend!!! in a week!! last time you saw your mom: half hour ago when I kissded her goodnight what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: a family issue that still is unresolved  have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes.... i had a boyfriend called Tom, I called him Tommy though LOL what’s getting on your nerves: my incapability to always make my family happy

‘kay this was SOOO long LOL. 

THANKS FOR THE TAG U BEAUTIFUL HUMAN 

i’m tagging @biasedwriting (TALENTED GENIUES), @frejafc (LITERALLY GIFTED AF), @warmau (WHO I CANNOT NOT SPOT READING MY HEART), 

I LOVE YOU

[sethkate]

Wren A-Z

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

if it’s like a one night stand or a casual thing, she probably lays there for a little bit anxiously awaiting until the guy falls asleep and then she’ll sneak out of bed to get dressed before raiding the fridge for a snack to eat on her way home lol. if it’s someone she’s in a relationship with, i think it’s hit or miss because it depends on the guy. if he wants to cuddle or whatever, she’d be down for that. but if not, she’s fine with just rolling over and going to sleep. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

wren’s favorite body part on herself is her lips and her favorite body part on her partner would probably be their hair. she likes a lot of thick hair that she can play with or tug on. and also their torso. the more abs the better tbh. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

wren has to really like a guy to swallow his cum. i mean reeeaallllllly like. so unless they would prefer her to spit it out, they’d be smart to put it elsewhere. she doesn’t mind inside of her since she’s like really neurotic about taking the pill @ like the same exact second every day. but if a guy’s not into that usually on her chest or stomach are fine.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

she has a sex position bucket list... like a ton of different ones, some that are whack as hell, some that are probably going to result in an accident, some for only her pleasure, some for only the guys, etc.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

wren is definitely well experienced and has been around the block a few times. she’s had her fair share of boyfriends, friends with benefits, one night stands, etc. so she knows what she’s doing. 

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

it honestly depends on the guy because some are incapable of performing well in certain positions lmao but if all the circumstances are right her favorites are probably (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i feel like with most guys, it tends to be a little bit more on the serious side because she knows it’s only happening for like one purpose. so she doesn’t see a point in being funny when she just wants to get off and then get out lmao. but if the right guy came along and got her to crack her shell open a bit, i definitely think she’d be a little bit more willing to be playful. hint hint @ theo 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

wren’s very big on good personal hygiene like to the fact where she might shower even twice a day??? so everything’s always maintained well because of that. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

usually not very intimate. even with her boyfriends, there’s a certain level of trust that has to be there in order for her to behave this way and most of the time, she’s just not there. a guy can be cute and sweet to her and she’s fine with it (might only throw up in her mouth a little), but it’s usually not reciprocated fully. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

one way to tell if a guy is actually doing a decent job of pleasing wren in bed.... if she isn’t simultaneously trying to masturbate while a dude is inside her. like if she puts her hand between her legs to take the situation literally into her own hands, then you better try a little bit harder because what you’re doing isn’t cutting it. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

nothing too out of the ordinary. hair pulling, scratching, biting, sensory deprivation, food play, mild choking. stuff like that.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

she doesn’t mind hooking up in cars if they aren’t super small and offer enough space to get the job done without getting injured in the process. but mostly she’d prefer just a bed or the couch. the place itself doesn’t need to be super exciting because there’s sooo many things to do that make the act far from boring.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

a good, long make out session featuring lots of grinding, rough grabbing and maybe a lil dry humping. she also likes to have her neck kissed/sucked on. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

other than nasty bodily fluid stuff, wren’s not really into the whole daddy kink. she also doesn’t like to be blatantly disrespected. getting a little rough is fine and sometimes encouraged, but if you’re hurting her and she tells you so, if you don’t stop, she’s calling it quits. wren also isn’t big on getting called misogynistic names during sex (dirty slut, filthy whore, dumb bitch, etc.)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

welllll since she’s a lil bit selfish, she def prefers receiving lmao. but if she’s into the guy enough, she’ll be generous to give him a little action too. and if she ends up with a guy who like refuses to eat a girl out, she’ll probably lecture him for a solid five minutes while getting dressed and then never talk to him again. bc it’s 2019 i mean come ON

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

usually fast and rough. slow and sensual most of the time for her is too much like ‘making love’ and she’s just like ehhh about that whole bit lmao. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

wren doesn’t mind them as long as everybody gets to orgasm. if she has a quickie with a guy and he cums real fast but then literally doesn’t do a damn thing to help her finish, she probably won’t ever see him again needless to say. she’d prefer a more drawn out experience though for obvious reasons. sometimes if guys feel under pressure they have a tendency to rush and have poor performance so....

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

i think wren is fine with experimenting to a certain extent, but it would only happen with someone she’s truly comfortable with. the idea of making herself vulnerable to certain things that she doesn’t know the outcome of how it’s going to go gives her too much anxiety. i also think she’s risky, but knows when to dial it down. she’s not trying to get fined or thrown in jail for doing something that’s completely foolish. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

most guys are lucky if they get more than 1 round out of her cause she can lose interest pretty fast lmao. but if she’s into you, she can definitely do multiples. as for how long she can last, it’s never been an issue. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

she only has one... and it’s like the holy grail of vibrators. obvs to use on herself when she’s annoyed with the male population and needs a release. sometimes it’s just easier to do the job yourself y’know??/

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

oh wren loves to tease. she’ll do absolutely everything she can to make sure that you’re pretty much begging for it before she gives it to you. she likes to push people’s limits so she teases as much as she can get away with.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

i wouldn’t say that she’s loud, but she’s definitely not quiet. she’s vocal, but not to the point where she would wake up the whole house. as long as her partner can hear her, that’s enough for her. usually, it’s a combination of moaning and a few dropped curse words. nothing too vile though. sometimes there’s whining a bit if you’re special enough to have that kind of effect on her.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

wren’s never had sex with someone that she loves... mostly because she’s never been in love. usually because she shuts herself off emotionally whenever things even start to head in that direction. so all of her experiences that she’s had have been purely physical, and very shallow and superficial when it came to connecting with the other person on a deeper level. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

(x)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

i’d say moderately high?? like if she’s not having sex at least once a day, she’s probably using her vibrator so

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

this usually only happens when she’s dating someone and she can fall asleep pretty quickly depending on her exhaustion level. sometimes it’s easier than others. but again, also depends on how comfortable she is around you.