#;;☆ archie headcanonz

[darl1ngd3ar3st]

ooh! well, since you don't write for female readers, could it be that stuart meets a neutral o/s again after plastic beach and the whale? sorry for the above :(

nonono don't apologize its okay !! I'd b happy to write this one (apologies if its not good I haven't written jack shit in SO long omg 🫀💧❗️💥)

SO ERM I APOLOGIZE IF I SLIP SOME OC X CANON IN HERE IM VERY. UHH IM JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY

- bro is OVERJOYED OH MY GOD

- he would genuinely start crying I think

- he 100% did that cheesy thing where he ran up to you with tears in his eyes and gave you the BIGGEST hug

- almost suffocated you hash tag oopsie daisy

- "i-i thought- I thought I'd never see you again."

- "I'm just so glad you're safe."

- crying and throwing up

- so normally I'd try to keep the lore in these as vague as I can but hehehe >:) not this time

- pretend ur my stupid little self insert that deserves to be squished like a bug for a bit /j

- so basically. you manage to get back to london. yipee!

- and you're like "oh FUCK my boyfriends dead" UNTIL SUDDENLY ONR DAY IN THE MAIL. you get a postcard from wherever the hell 2d was I forgot I need to read over the wiki again

- it had little seashells taped to it btw

- and he taxis his way back to london and you see him at the NEW Kong I think I forgot what happened after murdocs stupid ass burnt the old one down

- and he runs up to you as fast as his scrawny ass legs will carry him and he squeezes you as tight as he can and he spins you around in the air trying not to bawl his eyes out

- personally I would've cried if I were in your position here but that's neither here nor there

- he's just so thrilled to sea you again :(

- please laugh that joke was funny

- genuinely words can't even express how much he missed you and how scared he was that he wasn't gonna get to see your smile or hear your voice ever again

- he tells you all about the whale and being stranded on a different island after the whale was beached

- he has so much to share with you and he doesn't stop talking for like 15 minutes

- a ton of kisses. so many

- like he couldn't go more than 10 minutes without a kiss before but now??????

- every 2 minutes at the very least

- for like a week straight

AAAA I HOPE THIS WAS OKAY <33 THANK U FOR THE REQUEST ILY 🫶🫶

[dogydayz]

FINALLY A NEW PINNED POST!!!

Finally deciding to make a new, smaller pinned post for basic info. Hey!! My name's Dogy! I'm queer, nonbinary, and autistic. I tend to hover around the voidpunk spaces in terms of identity, and am very much neopronoun-friendly! They/them and ze/zem/zeir (pronounced like they/them but with 'z's) for me! I'm also 18, and my work is moreso catered to mature audiences, however nothing NSFW. (Please note I'm not super comfortable interacting with folks under 16 personally, but none of my stuff is much different than what most highschoolers read in English classes.)

I'm an artist who does primarily traditional and digital works, and also an amateur graphic design art hobbyist. I also sometimes make music, 3D work, and am a writer as well.

I work currently at a kennel and hope to possibly pursue a career related to animals in some manner, so I also will talk about animal-related topics here as well as reblogging things I find that are related to rescue work.

I'm not on Tumblr often just due to my ADHD and time-blindness, but when I can and see it I will reblog mutual support posts. I believe in not assuming that support posts are always fake, as that can be harmful to those genuinely in need of support. If you see me reblog a post from an account where it's proven that they're actually a scammer, please DM me and let me know (and also link the reblog of mine since it can be hard for me to sift back through them), and I will remove it! I don't want scams to muddle the landscape for those who need real help. I'm unable to donate on my own, but I wanna try to help folks who need it!

Onto other shit!

My current fandom of interest is Sonic, specifically Archie Sonic. I have NOT finished the Archie Comics, still in the process of reading it, I just love analyzing unintentional shit and making a ton of headcanons. For me, I make canon my bitch, so a lot of the times when I talk about characters it's my own interps and headcanons of them. If you're the sort to get overly upset over things not being exactly canon, my blog may not be the best for you lol, just a fair warning (though if you wanna avoid just my headcanons and still follow me, block the tag "dogyz headcanonz" as that'll be what I use for my stuff!)

My primary characters of interest are probably Scourge (obvious), Fiona, Zonic, and Dulcy, but I love a lotta the other characters too a lot lol. I very much ship Fiourge (Fionourge, whatever people call it), so please do keep any discourse about the ship off my blog. It causes me way too much stress.

Lastly, so I can finish this thing finally, if you're a bigot or anything of that sort, get the fuck off my blog, this place is absolutely not for you.

[okashiras]

ideal endgame:

betty/jughead

ronnie/reggie (as per my headcanonz)

archie.....whatever 

(i think the show’s building up to arch/ron which is tbh, i’m fine with bc i liked them in the mark waid/fiona staples reboot. i just need him to be into her more. i need more people to be into veronica more...... my 8 year old self would have probably been scandalized by this statement coming from me.) 

[darl1ngd3ar3st]

Hey there! Can you do some Cole and Seth crushing headcanons pls? (If you don't want that's okay :])

I don't have the seth bundle so unfortunately I don't know a thing abt him and I don't wanna write your pookie wrong cuz I know how infuriating that can be but I'd be happy to write abt cole!! (I'm mentally ill)

falling for you hcs w some of my fav boyz (cole, reece, and cashew)

cole

he falls fast and he falls HARD. scraped his knee and everything.

he will do anything for you

like literally anything

your shoes untied? he ties em for you. oh you need a ride to work? say no more. you're hungry? let bro cook.

also he is mentally ill. I think he has bpd but I could be wrong

you are easily his favorite person. he is obsessed with you. he gets jealous and upset when you're not around him for too long because he worries you'll forget about him and the other person will steal you away.

he wants to devote his life to you and you only. nothing else matters. no one else matters (lol yandere sim reference)

anyways he's constantly trying to do things for you

helping you run errands, making sure you're eating and drinking enough water, getting you trinkets and doohickies he thinks you'll like, just overall being your number one supporter and your biggest fan

it's implied he has an actual shrine of the player in his closet somewhere in the game so. if you wanna interpret that as him being so fr go ahead

all in all, you are his everything and there's nothing he wouldn't do to make you happy and to hopefully get you to feel the same.

reece

mrrp meow mrrrp mrrp mrow

I love autism representation that doesn't involve harmful stereotypes

anyways. reece is a hopelessly romantic lovebug I think

he doesn't know how to flirt like at all so he just. meows at you and hopes you meow back

and he gets really excited when you do

he doesn't mean to, but he often shows affection by infodumping about his hyperfixations and special interests and then gets really embarrassed and apologizes a bunch later

please reassure his silly ass

also he forgets to drink water and do basic things for himself so if you remind him he's gonna fall head over heels all over again

also if you're neurodivergent he really loves hearing you talk abt your hyperfixations and special interests!!!!!! he loves it a lot!!!!!!!!

he tries to remember all of the little things but he forgets some stuff

but like if you mention that you think you wanna go to italy on a whim one (1, singular) time he's like "okay so we're going to italy" like a day later

also takes you to the renaissance era cuz it's pretty

and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he confessed to you on the titanic

he unintentionally starts picking up stuff you say or do like if you have a stim where you say "yipee!!" like the autism creature he starts doing that

or like if you walk a certain way he starts walking like that without meaning to

long story short his main flirting tactic is being autistic and meowing at you

cashew

HES CANONICALLY DEMISEXUAL/DEMIROMANTIC ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

anyways so you're friends. you are friends

and one day you're in the library helping him pick out a book and your hand brushes against his while you're walking back to the car

except he brushes it off in his head cuz i mean come on. you're best friends.

and then like a day later he finds out the book you guys picked was an erotica or whatever it's called so he gets an absolutely jumpscare when the guy in the story pulls his dick out

like this was his exact reaction

BAHAHAHAH ANYWAYS

anyways in his head he's imagining one of the characters is you. like without even realizing it he's just like "oh yeah they've got h/c hair and e/c eyes and oh wait"

and when he realizes he's thinking of you he starts to panic like "WHAT THE FUCK IM IN LOVE WITH THEM. ok" and he comes to terms with it in like 15 minutes

but he starts doing a bunch more favors for you like carrying your stuff for you and offering you his coat

he is not subtle at all

like its so painfully obvious by the way he looks at you that he's head over heels

he doesn't know how to flirt honestly

it doesn't take long for him to just tell you how he feels

sorry this was so short lmfaoo thank you for the request!!!!! <33