#< for the fandometrics

[dangenderenvy]

he's so pretty

[wiki-howell]

its the way i made a nunicorn au but have basically turned them into ocs atp that are loosely based on sister daniel and phillipa

[1001lobotomies]

the fucking 🧡 reply kills me because it’s earnest. we’ve had over a decade of jokey, ironic replies to any show of emotion. but this is just so fucking earnest. augh my fucking heart.

[goldenpinof]

Daniel Howell: WE’RE ALL DOOMED! (Full Comedy Special)

[simplydnp]

dan howell i fucking love you

[saturnisfallingdown]

ART IS IMPORTANT ‼️

[ID: Digital art of Daniel Howell and Phil Lester from "DanandPhilCRAFTS - Slime" as the tarot card "The Devil". Dan stands on the left, holding a heart in one hand and Phil's hand and a coiled rope in the other. Phil stands on the right, holding Dan's hand and the rope with one hand, and a knife in the other. Dan looks forward blankly, spattered in blood, while Phil stands with his eyes closed, a gaping wound in his chest. They stand on an altar mat, while a large red goat-like satan stands behind them, a hand on each of their shoulders. The card sits on top of a printed out government document from GCHO, which has been heavily blacked out and is splattered with blood. End ID]

[martitheevans]

[wildflowers-and-madness]

dan: irish accents are the hottest accents

phil: *immediately starts doing an irish accent*

[urfavesmenstrualcyclesarelinked]

Daniel Howell and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) from Real Life have linked menstrual cycles!

[philsjumpers]

it's like i know dan and phil are both gay men but phil is also a lesbian and dan is also a woman. but phil is not a woman and dan is not a lesbian. hope this helps

[dangenderenvy]

phil is gonna upload in the next 1-3 hours 🙏🏼🕯️〰️

[nobodynobodyno]

"we know each other so well"

"I think i am so comfortable around you that the brain to mouth filter doesn't work"

"and for the first time since I was a tiny child I actually felt safe"

"I am literally the only person other than you that i think is capable of keeping a secret"

[energeticwarrior]

dan and phil majorly fucking with their audience has been one of the highlights of being a returning phannie lmfao half of this shit would've had me in a ditch at 16 now i just stare in shock at my computer bc i can't believe dan howell called himself a naughty puppy while phil pulled on the collar

[ahoymultiships]

Phil's Math Breakdown method

18 x 4 = 18 x 2 x 2 = 36 x 2 = 36 + 36 = 36 + 30 + 6 = 66 + 6 (count 'em on your fingies) = 72!

[simplydnp]

is phil safe around that much glue

[saturnisfallingdown]

happy pride month to my favorite dan howell standup moment

[ID: Screenshots of Daniel Howell's standup routine at the Soho Theatre. He stands on stage in a rainbow-sequined skeleton jacket, and says "[that I appreciate,] And where my straight boys at?" He stares into the crowd silently for a moment, before the audience laughs. He looks at one point in the crowd and the camera cuts to a one man smiling wide with his hand raised, being gestured to by several people around him. Dan says "We got one." End ID]