#<- im so sorry to do this to the goats tag. ill have to think of something for organizing my goat demon related posts

[rsenak]

ashes to ashes

[emperorundying]

TLT Dashboard Simulator- Pt 5

💀 drearybruh Follow

10,000 y/o lyctor gf who exclusively calls me 'lovey': Ugh they're still debating the ethics of using cavaliers as a resource to suck dry, I can't deal with this empire today.

me [heard 'suck dry cavaliers' and got so hard i got nauseous]: I think I hauve devils in me

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🫁 soulosexualll

omg guys im so sorry ive been MIA!!! the alexandrite id been talking about won custody over our baby so i had a bit of a crisis about my future on the fifth house alone and loved only by the spirits. and then of course i visit the third over vacation and get roped into a multi-week bender [have u ever snorted dried marrow? life changing] and then i was lost on the third for likeeeee four days and had to find my way back through hitchhiking and bartering with my own blood.

but i promise ill update my Joy/Patience/Duty threesome fic soon :333

#rpf #munposting #EEEEEEE GET EXCITED GUYS #joy strap time? joy strap time.... #i see ur messages in the askbox and i super appreciate them btw but i cant justify answering all of them #BUT I SEE U AND I LOVE U &lt;33

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🦴 skeletal-system-bracket

SKELETAL SYSTEM BRACKET ROUND 3 GROUP A

We had two ties last round [within a margin of error of .1%!!] , so we decided it would make the most sense to make this a four-way poll. Propaganda:

Occipital Bone: do you want an unprotected cerebellum??? the infernal surface is groovy af, and all the nuchal lines are actually goated. are u seriously going to look me in the eyes and tell me the three-part bone of all time [father son and holy spirit, anyone?] can even be stepped to by some normie basic bone shit???????? cmon..... [via. @skullfuckbonegod]

Fibula: VOTE FIBULA!!!! bone with a best friend <3 Tibia already got out round 1 so its ur legal duty to stand up for its legbestie... also my hounds r named Fibula and Tibia and theyre adorbsies [via. @sodiumradiation]

Thoracic Vertibrae: twelve bones. twelve bones, one combined goal: fuck shit up, take names, keep that back backing. least commonly injured part of the spine for a reason. its built different. this shit protects ur spinal cord, provides attachments to your ribs, supports your chest and abdomen, and literally lets yr body move. objective best bones. [via. @ithinkthereforisam]

Scalpula: Scapula sweep!! Those are your angel wings. Watching your Cavs shoulder blades move under their skin while they carry a big sword is the best part of being a necro. They're also just such a good plane of bone they're perfect for breaking up into little pieces for bone adepts to store in their pockets. Also the attachment point for a bunch of muscles!!and the yummy little joint cavity… [via. @kavkisser]

#polls #tumblr polls #skeletal system #tibia #fibula #vertebrae #scalpula

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ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EMPEROR HASN'T COMMENTED ON HIS FIRST AND SECOND'S SAINTS DISAPPEARANCES

📷 devoutofmymind Follow

For my Edenite followers this is like if gun disappeared

#ARE THEY DEAD??? #Bro r we upping the fascism factor #STAFF THAT TAG IS A JOKE. I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF INSURGENCY

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I swear they're like the septum piercing havers of cavaliering 😭😭😭

🦀 xx-0ct0g0ne-xx Follow

Ah. So you're unable to handle the pressures which are expected of the average Eighth House devotee, and as such, fall back upon insecure insults. Get a life + Praying for you + L.

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holy shit tower prince announcement this is crazy. liveblog time

👤 boobmonger-deactivated-2917220

TRANSMASC AWE??????????

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🦷 bitingyoubitingyoubitingyoubitingyoux3 Follow

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☠️ is-the-emperor-undying-d34d-yet Follow

NOT YET BUT WE ALWAYS COME BACK

[vantasei]

required reading: click here

hi. im vanitas or varus. aka vans® off the wall. they/them bigender bisexual bpd babe. neopronouns are sheepy/sheepy's and if you use those ill love you forever. 23. korean-american. bay area sweep. dont like dealing with people under 18. sorry.

sideblogs breathlighttimespace: mostly aes blog ft other misc stuff rvby: personal posts ft some writing i do (not a vent blog. mostly fandom takes.) dhampiric-vantasei: my art i have more but i dont like having them linked to main lol

kin carrd. i kin but im not gonna be weird about it unless i know you like that.

only courtesy tags i do are #blood, #body horror, and sometimes #gore. im really bad at identifying things that can be considered those though so generally dont expect cw tags from me. also i talk a lot in tags and if i follow you. you are my friend now sorry.

i am always open to dms. discord is vantasei but if you wanna get to know me better, joining my server is the way to go

vantasei on twt + spacehey + basically everything.

i stream games on twitch sometimes. and upload various things on youtube too.

tag me in sheep and ram related things! if you send me a goat i will be sad. if you send me things in general though ill love you forever.

sports teams baseball: mainly the sf giants. wilmer flores superfan. hockey: wpg jets and sj sharks. football: sf 49ers; tb buccs (ASU!!) basketball: gs warriors (not super into basketball yet) soccer is a trigger for me so i cant follow it, sorry. not exclusive w sports teams. i will cheer for other teams if i think theyre neat. anti-houston astros, anti-dallas stars tho. have personal beef with jose altuve. will lb sports on here.

other bio accessible here.

[swordfaery]

Hiii i was tagged by @protectoroffaeries

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist. then tag 10 people to do the same thing.

i wanted to talk about everything so im putting it all under a readmore

on repeat:

good girls don't get used by beach bunny (ok so i listen to a lot of beach bunny. like a lot. i dont know why but it has that bpd swag and literally no else feels this theyre like its just cookie cutter straight girl music and Maybe It Is but i like. big fan of sports also would not surprised if that also crops up)

crooked teeth by death cab for cutie (this is my current favourite song. literally i hear it n im like hehe my song, n idk why i dont really like any of their other stuff)

steady, as she goes by the raconteurs (this is just bcos i like indie rock)

what went down by foals (ok. ok. this FUCKING album i have so many emotions about im like wow this album is literally about me for real and it is not in the slightest but anyway if you also like it talk to me about it im always like i am going to ANALYSE THE SHIT out of this album n ill get to like. birch trees n realise i dont know shit about music i just like the way the repeating motif combines with the sense of regret and going back to ur roots n shit)

up to no good by the hoosiers (literally i just love the undulating instrumentals in this ESPECIALLY the intro)

like sexy dynamite by orion expirience (im such a slut for orion expirience i love all their jazzy stuff n again. feels bpd coded n idk why potenially just the art of writing a song about being obsessed with someone and all the emotions in music are kinda close to how my intense bpd times feel. sorry ive been trying to tone down my bpd talk bcos i think its not helpful or fun for anyone but w music its like. oh this is bcos im boarderline this is bcos im boarderline. this post is gonna be so long im so sorry i will tag it)

chevvy thunder by spector (im just a big fan of this it goes so hard n the. suicide fakeouts w the enjambment really fuckin. i just love it)

goodbye mr a by the hoosiers (again. hoosiers got a great sound)

curses by the crane wives (musically very intersting i love the up n down of it idk how to explain it but it feels like sort of. a bobbing kinda dance)

little dark age by mgmt (i tried to get into dubstep bcos of donnie from rise tmnt. i do not know what dubstep is. it isnt this)

like all by different artists. this doesnt have to be different from artists in the og list right? i hope not

dance music by the mountain goats (i discovered this song like yesterday and oooh boy)

supermassive black hole by muse

lonely hunter by foals (again. what went down album. iconic. this one has the line love is not a gun in your hands though and aughhh)

i dare you by the regrettes (literally just a delightful love song that isnt about being gay but i think it is)

the main character by will wood (bpd)

cold weather by glass beach (bpd)

oh girl your the devil by mika (the no place in heaven album is fucking. chefs kiss. im obsessed with its like being gay, religious trauma, pop but with a funky style. incredible)

bad idea by girl in red (im just gay and make bad sexual decisions)

i dont care by fall out boy (bpd)

moth man by dirty bynam (this one is just fun)

okayyy im tagging @phantomxblood @teddybear-tebbydear @lemondoddle @alfredolover119 @lasilhouetteinbianco @jamesspidercat @kirkwords @thatsrightzoeyeyye @morgan-is-here @bookshelpwithmysocialanxiety

[lqfiles]

as a cowboy the wind is my home 🤠🤠🤠

idk what that was anyways hi sending you ANOTHER ASK TO PROVE IM NOT DEAD.

i can’t uh explain…. the trust issues thing, i feel like some of my followers follow you too so i don’t wanna accidentally reveal myself but let’s just say i did a certain plot twist in one of my stories that nobody really saw coming and my inbox got blown up and i got really overwhelmed 💀💀💀😤😤😤 (i just revealed a lot YALL CAN’T EXPOSE ME OKAY)

man. winhyuck… my beloved. SM DOESNT GIVE THEM ANY CONTENT AT ALL WHICH is why i don’t blame you. but it’s fairly obvious especially during nct u eras where everyone’s together, like haechan always wants to sit next to winwin, when they were doing that relay hour thing, haechan fr went “I WANNA HAVE MY TIME NEXT TO WINWINS” (and that didn’t even happen bc originally they were together and then winwin traded his time) and on stage when they perform concerts together he’s quite clingy to winwin (as well as others so i see where you’re coming from)

i only really see it bc im obsessed with winwin, hence the multiple pcs i bought… of him. ahahahah. BUT ALSO FOR SOME REASON MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE HAECHAN BIASED? like idk where y’all came from but (not that im complaining) my irl bestie is haechan biased, a lot of my online friends are haechan biased, you are haechan biased, i’m literally surrounded. so i do pay attention to like winhyuck interactions bc… omg… look… it’s us… 🥺🥺

i also feel like haechan misses winwin a lot bc he’s “no longer in 127” (fuck sm) and so he cherishes the moments he gets to be with winwin. plus winwin actually reciprocates haechan’s advances in comparison to other people (ahem taeil)

sorry i love yapping i could yap about them and winwin for hours i just spent 20 minutes yapping to my boyfriend about how park jisung is not han jisung but i think he’s close enough tbh he put in the effort

anyways i hope u get a job omg have fun? MAKE THAT BAG GIRL and fr everyone needs to stay healthy get good rest get good sleep get good food and touch grass. love u 🫶🫶

- 🤠 who is still alive (for now)

omg you lowkey ate that.. you move like the wind OKAYYYY

OMGGG a good ol plot twist no one saw coming WELL DONE but now i might have dig the nct tags and search for your account because i’m lowkey nosy hsjdhdjdj

the way you feel about winhyuck is how i feel about markwoo and markmin, no one gets our nugu pairs but its okay because we see further than the normal human eye does, we can scope these little interactions out WE KNOW WHAT REAL FRIENDSHIP IS!!!

i feel like people who bias haechan all have some kind of sassiness to them like we truly are in the sassy apocalypse and haechan is lowkey to blame for it (endearingly of course) anyways all my moots are haechan biased too which is why i love sfs even if they got a bad rep like ILL STICK BESIDE MY COUSINS (sometimes..) hsjdkdk this is so funny tho because the way you act about winhyuck is exactly how i act about markmin this is sick 😭😭😭

THAT JISUNG PARAGRAPH IS HSKDHSKJEKWNKS he puts effort in is so 😭😭😭😭 we freaking love you PARK JISUNG URI GOAT ONE OF A KIND ❤️❤️

HOPING I GET THAT BAG TOO AAAGHHHH my fist pay check i will be buying new clothes and hopefully a new sims pack YES LORD hope you have a good day too ILY <333

[fandomsonrequests]

𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓..? [𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 1]

fandom: ATEEZ

characters: prince! park seonghwa

reader: fem! knight

word count: 1.7k+

summary:  It was time for another Selection. No- not a Selection for a bride but rather a well-trained knight to keep Prince Seonghwa safe after a failed assassination attempt. You, a blacksmith’s daughter, manage to make it to the elite group of knights worthy and skilled enough to protect the crown prince after months and months of training. This alone catches Seonghwa’s eyes- in more ways than one

a/n: so the first part! mind you this is unedited so im sorry if there are any spelling errors or if it sucked. ;^; i’ll try updating every week but please bear with me- class is about to start soon for me :(( Also- I hope you catch the two cameos of two other kpop idols in here ;) 

Please message me if you want to be tagged for the future updates! <3 

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You were always full of surprises.

You surprised your mother with your first kick in the womb while she was tidying your father’s workbench. You surprised your whole family when you came out of the womb as a girl- not as a boy like a village’s midwife predicted. You surprised your father with the first sword you crafted, showing that the gift of smithing didn’t stop at your older brother.

So it wasn’t unexpected when you expressed your desire to open another smithy in town.

“Now why would you want to do that, my dear?” Your father asked with a gentle smile, wincing at the injury his leg sustained during an accident in the workshop. “Are you not satisfied here with us?”

Your younger self momentarily glanced at his injury, shaking her head before answering him with a hopeful grin. “I am papa. But we will be able to earn more for the future. And you don’t have to tire yourself out in the smithy anymore, papa…” Your voice trailed off at the end, your smaller hands reaching out to hold her father’s.

Your father smiles gently although there was almost a sad glint to it. He raised his calloused hand to your cheek, caressing the skin there softly and pinching it afterward. He laughed quietly when you swat his hand away with a tiny pout on your rosy cheeks.

“My dear, you never fail to brighten up and think of the loved ones surrounding you. For that, I’m grateful.” He grunted as he stood up from his seat, leaning on the cane that was made for him. He gently cupped the back of your head and pulled you forward to kiss the crown of your hair.

“But don’t worry too much about me. I’ll be able to manage.” He flashes you one of his reassuring smiles before limping away to his workbench to continue his work.

You looked over to your father, brows furrowed together as your hands gripped at the apron that hung around your waist. One day- you’d make him proud and he’d never have to suffer again.  

Forward to many years later. Here you are now, a young woman of twenty-two, ready to start the day.

You yawned behind your palm, looking over to the window in the corner of the room on the right. There was no light creeping through the cracks on the shutters which was a telltale sign that the sun was still asleep and that the town was still in the early hours of the morning. It wasn’t uncommon for you to wake at this ungodly time of the day. You always had to start early because as soon as the sun rises the whole town comes to life.

Another yawn escapes you as your hand flies across the bedside table, finding the small box of matches and candlestick that you kept. You pull back your hand and hiss quietly as you feel a tiny splinter on your palm. You ignore the pain for the moment and continue searching for the candle and matchbox.

As soon as you find it, you light the candle and make work of removing the splinter in your palm. You set the candle into its respective holder and glanced over to your brother’s side of the room. His back was to you, shoulders going up and down as he breathed steadily. You roll her eyes in half amusement and half exasperation, a quiet sigh escaping you. He always stayed up late.

You get up, bringing the candlestick with you, and proceed to head to the kitchen in your small house. You grab your shawl on the way there as a draft blew through the house. It was always cold where you lived- especially since it was near the mountains- but it was even colder in the mornings.

As you move about the kitchen, you can hear footsteps approaching. “What time did you sleep last night, Christopher?” You ask your brother, not looking up from slicing the hard bread you had.

“Earlier than usual..” He yawns, running his hand through his dark hair. He assisted you in making breakfast, bringing out the earthenware jug of goat’s milk and pouring it into the clay mugs you each have.

“But late as always.” You counter back as you set the slices of bread onto the table. You proceed to return the jug of milk to the cupboard but sigh when you realize how much lighter it was than before. “Looks like we’ll be out of milk soon.”

“Then it’s another week without it,” Christopher adds as he cleans up the crumbs and cuts some slices of goat cheese to go with the bread. “Oh well… we’re used to it anyway. You know how most of what we earn goes to papa’s medicines. Not to forget his ointments.”

“I know Chris, I know.”

You two eat in silence, letting the topic pass by quickly. It’s been a decade since your father had the accident and twelve years since your mother passed from an illness. Since then, it’s just been the three of you. You and your brother worked hard from sunrise till sunset- anything to get your father to rest. You both hated to see how he limped as he walked from one place to the other. You both never told him this but you both saw him sitting on his bed one night, seemingly cursing himself as he stared at the cane he had flung across his room. It pained you to see your father, who usually held his head high, look so defeated.

“I’m off to open the smithy.” You announced as soon as you were done with your meal. “Take care of papa will you, big-nose?”

Christopher nodded, cheeks full of bread and cheese. “See you later stinky-breath”

“It’s just morning breath..!” You refute as you head back to your room to change into your work attire.

After changing into some pants, you threw on your boots and grabbed the worn leather gloves that hung by the doorway. You waved goodbye to your brother and crossed the street to your family’s little smithy.

Few people were already out and about. The delicious smell of fresh bread from the baker’s wafted through the air, thankfully overpowering the nasty odor of goat dung that your neighbors were shoveling out. Probably to be used for the farm they had, or, what little of farmland they had. It was hard to grow things around this area- especially with the altitude and type of soil but the townsfolk managed.

The few shops that were in the village started to open up and the faint sound of the quarry-workers’ song drifted up from the mountain and down into the area, their voices carried by the gentle morning breeze.

“Morning ____!” Magda, your elderly neighbor, greeted as she dusted her carpet from the window.

“Good morning Magda!” You greet back as you head into the smithy. Your boots squelched in the mud created from the dust that floated down from the mountain that mixed with the moist atmosphere created in the early morning.

The smell of heated leather, coal dust, and molten iron greeted your nostrils, burning your lungs with familiarity. You light up the tiny lanterns in the corner of the smithy and your workbench, illuminating the once dark area before grabbing the bucket beside it to fetch some water used in cooling the metal. You hum along to the quarry worker's song, having picked up the tune from having to hear it daily as you work. By the time you were finished with setting everything up, the sun was high in the sky and the town was once more bursting with life.

Your father and brother soon enter, making you smile. “Good morning father.” You greet him with a kiss to his cheek.

“Good morning my flower.” He greets in return as he limps his way over to his workbench.

You tried not to stare after him but you couldn't help it. It seems as if his limp grows worse day by day. You hoped that it the worst will never come- it was a lingering thought but you chose to keep it that way: a what-if scenario. It'll only crush your father's heart if he had to stop crafting and blacksmithing altogether- all because of his injury.

The day continued as usual. The usual customers, both kind and impatient; long lists of requests varying from a specific type of blade and scabbard to the most standard and basic ones. Soon, the sound of a mallet hammering against metal or the hissing of something hot meeting the cool water filled the area. It was practically music to you by now. Time seemed to just flow past the small family of blacksmiths as they worked hard, sweat forming on their brow and skin.

“Careful big-nose,” You tease Christopher when you catch him slipping. You saw how his eyes drooped from his lack of sleep, causing him to trip. Lucky for him- he didn’t drop the mallet he was holding onto his foot.

Lord- he needs to rest.

Chris only laughed dryly and stuck his tongue out at you to which you mirrored quite childishly. Your father only shook his head in amusement, pushing back the spectacles that sat on his nose as he engraved delicate markings into the sheathe a customer ordered a while back.

You were about to throw another playful jab at your brother when the sounds of brass trumpets echoed throughout the village. The people around you grew confused as it continued. There were horns in your village, yes, but this was different. It sounded more regal and official compared to the somewhat brash sound of the village horns.

You threw a rather quizzical look to your brother who shrugged in response. Many of the townsfolk around your area left their place and started moving towards the source of the sound, causing you to do the same. You went over to your father, handing him his cane as you three walked towards the exit of your smithy.

“Oi!! Chris! ____!” A voice called out.

You turn your head to see your friend Siyeon come running towards you. Her steps slowed down to a jog beside you, greeting your father as she did. “What do you think is happening?” She asks you, resting a hand on your shoulder.

“I have no idea.”

[matt4]

i was tagged by both @thewyomingincident AND @tsumtsumtakeover 😎

The Essentials

Name: riley

Nickname: matvey/mattie/matthew, or riles

Location: its hell (greensboro, nc)

Age: im 20 bout to be 21 babey

Height: uhhh last i checked it was 5′6″

Zodiac sign: sagittarius ;)

Any pets: i have a dumb wittle doggie named glenn frey and a cat that likes to visit me sometimes

Favourite thing @ yourself: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Worst habit: probably my eating and sleeping as a tie lol

Fun fact: 

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: i dont mcfucking know

Sexual preference: im bi :)

Romantic preference: ^^^

“Kinsey Scale” score: i just took the test and fucking got F for “ The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.” so guess im doing sexuality wrong and im giving myself a 4-5

Relationship status: im a wittle single bitch

Myers/Briggs type: fock i think it was ESFJ but i last took it years ago

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff

Routine

“Early Bird” or “Night Owl”: night owl for damn sure

Morning routine: i wake up between 1 and 4 pm then either get dressed to go to work or just walk my dog

Bath or shower: shower but if i had a big enough bath i would take one

First thought in a morning: whats that damn time

Last thought before falling asleep at night: *sleep*

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: i just work

Where do you work/study: i work at a starbucks lol

What do you do: i be... exisitng

Where do you see yourself in 5 years: moved the fuck out

Habits (Do you … )

Drink: i dont kshdfiu

Smoke: cigs make me sick so no

Do Drugs: i smoke that w**d sometimes ....

Exercise: nope but i should lol

Have a go-to comfort food: french fries

Have a nervous habit: i mess with my fingers a lot, ill pull at the skin on my knuckles. not like peeling it off i just pull on it

What is your favourite … ?

Physical quality (in yourself): oof

In Others: my favorite quality in others is when theyre nice and not a dick

Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): OOF UH, i can forgive people really easy but to a point.

Drink: i love that Sweet Tea^TM

Animal: orcas <3333

Artist/Band/Group: Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, Of Monsters and Men, and Mystery Skulls are my all time fav bands in that order

Author/Poet: i dont really have a fav author per say but ill list my two fav books authors! Chris Anne Wolfe who wrote Roses and Thorns, and Laini Taylor who wrote my all time fav series the Daughter of Smoke and Bone.

Film: Cars 3 (ofc), Beauty and the Beast 1991, Lilo and Stitch, Blackfish and uhhhh Thor Ragnarok are all movies i could watch on a loop

TV Show: fullmetal alchemist brotherhood for sure, rupauls drag race ig, and my hero academia since thats what im in to rn

Actor: i dont

Actress: have

Blogger: one, sorry

I WILL TAG @goat-guts @pmmm @manslaughter @fabiyan @kysimachus but honestly any of my mutuals can go at it and say i tagged them

[interstellerjay]

Some sorta tag game

tagged by @l-achrymose

[a]ge: 19 and growing

[b]irthplace: Seattle 

[c]urrent time: mmmm 11pm  

last [d]rink you had: mango juice sipped from my favorite goblet

[e]asiest person to talk to: probs my buddy @mad-rad-n-sad

[f]avorite song: oof i change this almost constantly but last time I declared a favorite song it was “Hang On Little Tomato” by Pink Martini 

[g]rossest memory: Any and all memories where I saw a bleeding wound.  Doesn’t matter how small.  Human bodies are gross. 

[h]ogwarts house: yooooo hufflepuff !

[i]n love? ,,nah,  still lowkey trying to put my heart back together from the last time I said I was.  jus kinda chillin for now [j]ealous of people? mmm not really.  I tend to get more self conscious than jealous in those kinda situations.  been remindin myself that its important to judge yourself by your own merits and that everyone has different deals going on so honestly comparing yourself to others is logically very flawed.  Its more important to just do the best you can and accept that is the best you can do, 

[k]illed someone? ,,,,,,probably not,,,  i killed a fish once.  went fishing, didnt even bait the hook cus i wasnt expecting to catch anything.  ,,I somehow found one that got snagged on my hook anyway and I couldnt throw it back cus the hook was deep in there and I’d cut myself and probably kill the fish anyway if I tried to pull it out,,  didnt have my tackle box or my “I’m Sorry” club so I had to wack it against the dock like that one scene with Golem from lord of the rings to try to knock it out cus i didnt want it to be awake when I gutted it.  ,,, that was my most brutal murder,, and i still feel bad for that fish, 

[l]ove at first sight? love is something that you need to work towards.  ya have to know someone to love them and knowing someone takes time.  ya cant get all that from just a look.  thats my thought anyway.  

[m]iddle name: ,,i aint puttin that out in the interwebs

[n]umber of siblings: none.  there can be only one. 

[o]ne wish: mmmm,, to have the ability to stop time without consequence so I can procrastinate as long as I want and jus,,,, sleep, 

[r]easons to smile: birds.  all the birds.  all of them.  

last [s]ong sung: mm probs “Patient is The Night” from the Over the Garden Wall soundtrack.  Its one of the only songs I’ve memorized. tho its more likely the last song i sung was something i was just making up as i was doin somethin,,  not sure that counts tho,  

[t]ime you woke up: m,, idk man, maybe 10??  most days I need to wake up at 5:30 am to catch the train so days I have off I just,,,, slumber,,  

[u]nderwear color: ,,,,,,,you just couldn’t think of a different “u” word could you...

[v]acation destination: m,,  someplace,,,, with,, trees,, n,,, a hammock ,, yes,

[w]orst habit: hm, prob,ably forgetting to message people back,, and then getting too anxious to do it later,,,  , and jus,,, losing contact with people that are important to me but i just get too wrapped up in work and anxiety and excuses to take the time out to reconnect with them,, , 

[x]-rays: ,,is,,  is this a question??  dont everyone get x-rays at the dentist?  are you asking me if I’ve had x-rays???  if,, i have them in my home and place of living????  are you asking me to reveal my extensive collection of laminated x-rays of peoples’ teeth that have been strategically stolen from various dentist offices over the course of 8 years is that what you are asking me?  ???  ?  because if so you are a fool. This entire story has been fabricated and it is I and I alone who will have the last laugh.  aHAHAHAHAAA!!! 

...im sprry im jus v tired, 

[y]our favorite food?  ,,s,salmon sashimi,, 

[z]odiac sign: capricorn.  i am the mermaid goat.  fear my power, 

none of ya’ll gotta do this unless you want to but

tagging: @mad-rad-n-sad @bossy-bugger @maxxy-cant-play-the-saxxy @kaaramel @theonlycampix @nursepuppo @ask-bowtieboi @pinkdisney @shy-yin @dragonscanbeplantstoo @sachikolair and anyone else who might wanna do this honestly

[pepprs]

i was tagged by the amazing @spashai (WHOSE SNAP I STILL HAVENT REPLIED TO IM SO SORRY KFNSJWBGMSBFNDNSNDJDKKENKFKDNEDNKSKRKDSKDKFKFKF) 2 do this tag thingy!!!!! let's Frickin Go!!! im on mobile so ill format later! name: pepe (my irl name is tess tho) nickname: pep, peep, pea, peepee (u would not Believe), pepepepepeppepep, u get the idea height: 5'0 IM A GARDEN GNOME ethnicity: uhhhhh..... Scottish n English on my dad's side n Latvian / Russian on my mom's side?? i think this is what this question is asking? but both my parents n their parents were all born in the us so idk fav fruit: DATES (but also watermelon, grapes, n strawberries!) fav season: i guess autumn!!! fav book series: what do u think. it's warrior cats, my Own Personal Furry Hell fav flower: roses!!!! esp non traditional colored ones like yellow n white! also dandelions! fav scent: uuuhhhhhhhhh i???? don't think i have one? i guess some perfumes smell nice n i also lov Food Smells fav color: blue n yellow!!!! fav animal: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THINGS 2 PICK i lov cats (duh), dogs, bears, rabbits, leopard geckos, goats, etc! coffee / tea / cocoa: def cocoa! avg sleep hrs: ME, TEARS IN MY EYES: Bad cat or dog person: BOTH tbh...... i guess more cat tho fav fictional chars: ok this is a Long List (n they're all on my id page if u want more info) but: sorreltail, bluestar, pearl, rose, the acolyte, passion, gozer, melange, MARY POPPINS, uughhhhh idk who else rip number of blankets: rn 3 but @ home i usually have uhh... 6 or so but they're thin! dream trip: IM ON ONE OF MINE RN IN LA!!!! but i wanna go back to San Fran and also visit london, holland, a bunch of other places i can't remember, and like Vancouver or smth! blog created: feb 2017!!! number of followers: 130 AHHHH THANK U GUYS SO MUCH IM LOV U!!! tagging: @m-usichxtta, @squirrelfights, @snackgender, @horseclaw, @ducktacular, @crowsandlightning12, @pomania, I FORGET EVERYBODYS URLS WHY AM I LIKE THIS but if u wanna do it feel free!!! n if i tagged u but u don't wanna do it it's chill!

[celpon]

i was tagged by my bb @drinkyamilk AAAA ILYSM ok lets get it goink Rule 1: Copy and paste the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions from the person who tagged you.
Rule 3: Make up 11 new questions and tag new people.
Rule 4: Tag the person who tagged you so they can see your answers. 1. If there was a chance for you to become immortal, but you lost all memory of your past self. Would you do it? 
nah i don't think so bc if i did then when i make new friends and stuff i would have to see them die and i would miss so many people, but im not gonna get into that, life would suck lmao
2. I baked a cake for you. Wanna date? ooo i love cake and im lonely so, sure!! 3. Would you alter your appearance if it was possible with future technology? Kinda like an irl avatar that you can create/change.
nah ill pass bc i think im pretty attractive, but maybe if i could get free clothes and instant peircings and hair changes!! 4. Would you eat an Oreo if I gave one to you? mm yes i lov me some cookiesss
5. Do you cry a lot? If so, why?
yes, very much so, but its personal so id rather not share for the whole world to see lmao
6. Would you like to poison someone you hate? Who? Tell me. I’m curious. my ex best friend bc screw that guy lmaooo
7. Why don’t you wanna date me? I even baked a cake for you. 
I DO I LOVE CAKE MY DUDE AAAA 
8. Would you rather die because of two space body thingies coliding into one another, or peacefully due to old age. peacefully like a calm jelly bean~ 9. If you could become an animal, what would you be?
i would be a G O A T BC GOATS ARE SO FREAKKKKKING COOOOOL 10. Games are becoming so developed that virtual reality is REALITY… Yeah or nah?
OMG YESSSSSS
11. This question determines our friendship from now on. Do you like lasagna
no, im sorry guys 😭 Okay my questions!!
1. What’s your favorite food?
 i like junk food or spaghetti 2. Do or did you collect anything? What is it? Why? i collect rocks bc ROCKS ARE REALLY FASCINATING AND PRETTY OK
3. Do you have any party tricks or weird talents? 
i used to be able to lick my elbow but now i can stick pencils and stuff through my ears??? im boring 4. What is something you’re obsessed with atm? 
youtube!! and tv shows (idk im lame) 5. QUICK! FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Sonic, The Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo!!! 
MARRY SONIKKU, FUCK SONIC, AND KILL THE OTHER ONES BC MY ONE AND ONLY IS SONIKKUUHU 6. ketchup or mustard? keshup
7. Favorite midnight snack? striiiiiiinnnggggg cheeeeeseeee or any other snacks i have on my bed
8. How does your typical morning look? get out of bed, oh who am i kidding? stay in my bed and get on my phone and laptop 
9. Who is the last person you texted and what did you send? :o!! my fwiend and i sent "lmaooooo"
10. Cacaobutter or coconut butter? cocoa butterr
11. What the thing you get nostalgic about the most? old tv shows or old music I tag!! @smucn @sylvirrain thas it i dont have many friends lmaooo