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Fun little AU that came to me in a daydream: Madre’s Coven School!

Don’t know if I’ll actually do anything with this AU but it’s super fun to think about!!! ｏ(≧▽≦)ｏ

Essential idea for this little au: Neglected and/or mistreated adolescents with an innate desire to enter a different reality or just don’t like the lives they feel trapped in, get found by Madre! And through some magic means I haven’t thought of, attend her magic boarding school in a different world, Coven School! Where they all become Witches and Wizards, and train to be Supreme Witches and Wizards!

Cool ideas under the cut 👀

• All students, when in their Witch and Wizard forms (which btw are identical to their human forms but with a few select differences like glowing eyes and fangs) have Witch or Wizard at the start of their names, while in this AU having their maestro names from the Madre AU— examples: ‘Witch Vanity’ or ‘Wizard Dracos’ etc.

• All students, when in their Witch and Wizard forms (which btw are identical to their human forms but with a few select differences like glowing eyes and fangs) have Witch or Wizard at the start of their names, while in this AU having their maestro names from the Madre AU— examples: ‘Witch Vanity’ or ‘Wizard Dracos’ etc.

• I imagine time in eclipse world (a name that came to mind instead of OffWorld) passes about 3x faster than on Earth, so staying in the boarding school for an entire week would be maybe about a day on Earth, so people would probably start to notice you’re missing if you stay in the boarding school for a couple months cuz it’d be maybe a 2-3 weeks with no sign of you on earth

• in Eclipse World, there’s a whole Witch & Wizard culture! And in that world they call Earth’s storybook and Halloween witches/wizards ‘comic witches’ and ‘comic wizards’

This whole daydream came to me by fangirling over Sugar Sugar Rune, an anime I haven’t even watched 💀💀💀

[accio-victuuri]

of photoshoots, hot search, pants & bjyx 🫶🏼

i’m putting this out now incase i get busy at work later and won’t have the time to compose a post. but this is the cpn and some thoughts on what happened this morning. aside from us barely surviving bazaar’s attack! those photos are amazing! i haven’t recovered yet and i cannot wait for the interview ✌🏼

( using this as a header cause the photographer said it’s their fave)

days before this release, there were already some melons about the magazine cover. i personally shared the one about wyb cause the source seemed legit and fan clubs were confirming too. aside from that, it was also supposedly the day that marie claire will release teasers for xz’s january cover. tho i remember hearing before that his is supposed to be march. again, we can never be so sure with these melons. magazines don’t really care about overlapping with their release cause it depends on the season/month. today for example, there are 3 other magazine covers released aside from yibo’s.

however it’s interesting that it didn’t happen between xz and wyb. they totally could. even just the teaser wouldn’t hurt. i may just be clowning too hard and going by their pattern of not having their project overlap but i think this is an example. or maybe the melons were all false.

Anyway, this morning, xz marie claire was on hot search cause the teaser was supposedly gonna be posted 10:05 but there was nothing. which is not surprising cause it was a rumor. it was funny tho how people were effectively clowned 😂😂😂

it’s v interesting to see both their names + magazine cover on hs. this is why magazines would always love to feature them cause of the audience they bring. aside from the quality and professionalism too. years later, they are still relevant and will be for a long time!

there are also some side by side edits by cpfs because of the tank top they wore. they really do match! tho a small part of me is kinda wary when things like this are shared cause it could easily be picked up and used as xz vs wyb by brainless yxh. for international spaces the likelihood of that is small so it’s really more on weibo.

the fans have good intentions and i understand the tendency to but their similar shoots side by side and all that— i guess i’m just paranoid at times 🙃🙃

their beauty is so effortless!!!! and they both gravitate towards keeping things simple & real.

this too, the curls! the hair! i will forever be thankful that the military haircut era is over and hopefully shall never return!

the shoot also made wyb’s lip mole more pronounced. it reminds of the fake rumor that wyb said xz took away his mole. lol. he didn’t! it’s still there and they match 🫶🏼

MY FAVORITE THO IS HOW XIAO ZHAN WENT ONLINE REAL QUICK then went offline again. I remember probably 11:48? and he was online for 13 minutes. Some were low key in panic mode cause what if he posts something? Is he gonna share something about Marie Claire? It’s on HS already so it would make sense. But no. This bitch went online and dipped 😂😂😂😂

The posting for WYB’s materials was 11-12 so he went at the perfect time when all the photos are already released. So we are clowning that he is online to see the photos and save them all . Did he forget he was on his main and not side account? LOL. What a coincidence. Out of all the days and timeframe he can go online for bit, it’s now? When a certain someone’s magazine content is being released? 👀👀👀👀

Lastly, the pants WYB wore for the shoot is by Courreges which is the same brand ( not exact same pants okay? ) that XZ wore when he went to Singapore. Yes, the one we were clowning about. What a coincidence! 👁️👄👁️

that’s all. i might post another part to this if something comes up. happy monday ^^ 🦋

[leclerc-s]

of ice cream shops and puppies

series masterlist

isabella perez why did i just see a tweet saying charles is opening up an ice cream shop?

pierre gasly he’s coming for lewis’ brand. what’s next, getting a dog?

max jones-verstappen he’s gotta compete with him somehow. off track that is.

charles leclerc okay, fuck you. i may not have the best fashion sense but i can compete with him off track.

arthur leclerc i getting a business so charles must get a business. i get a dog so charles gets a dog. i get seven world championships, he cannot afford, great success.

logan sargeant sometimes it be your own siblings.

zoya torres in his defense, his fashion sense is doing much better

natalia ruiz it could be better but we’re working up to that. the questionable quali pants are gone now, so there’s that.

isabella perez and in milan of all places?

pierre gasly what’s wrong with milan? dulce perez most of us live in monaco or travel to monaco frequently. it just makes sense to open one in monaco?

fernando alonso he’s gotta keep the business in italy. the italian men will eat his ice cream because it’s him.

mae jones-verstappen how will lewis ever compete with ferrari’s golden boy?

carlos sainz believe me i’ve been asking myself the same question since i’ve been his teammate

sebastian vettel he’s like so loved by them

carlos sainz i’m convinced they love little jewel more than they love me and i’m a ferrari driver.

freya vettel it’s witchcraft it has to be

charles leclerc or i’m just a likable person?

arthur leclerc that can’t possibly be it. little jewel i would understand but you? no fucking way.

oscar piastri well ollie’s like up there with how loved he is by the tifosi

lewis hamilton with that performance he gave? of course he is!

isabella perez my son made us all proud that day. so proud.

isabella perez SHARL ECLAIR! ARE YOU OPENING A FUCKING ICE CREAM SHOP OR NOT? BECAUSE I JUST GOT FOLLOWED BY YOUR SHADY LEC ACCOUNT ON INSTAGRAM!

oscar piastri please tell her, she's freaking out man.

charles leclerc where's the fun in that?

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isabellaperez why is this man always doing the most random shit?

user12 this is plan b incase the whole f1 thing doesn't work out

↳ user25 bestie, the formula 1 thing did work out.

↳ user12 bestie, it will not work out until he is world champion with ferrari.

maxjonesverstappen what the hell is this man doing now?

↳ user30 they're just as confused as we are

user82 who's bingo card was this on? it sure as hell wasn't on mine.

jensonbutton i expected a better dad joke from you charles. you're a dad now. get your act together.

user05 bro is out here doing random ass side quests.

user34 so that random post of him eating ice cream in the snow actually meant something? you've got to be fucking kidding me.

↳ user71 he went to the daphne jones school of easter eggs.

pierregasly i still don't know what this means

↳ arthur_leclerc i thought we all agreed he was trying to one-up lewis and his business. he's getting a dog next. i can feel it.

↳ dulceperez please stop bullying your brother. i don't think we can handle another meltdown in the groupchat.

rhysjones no way we got leclerc's ice cream shop before gta 6. i expect this on every set i'm ever on.

zoyatorres king of side quests!

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successful kidnapping attempt done by logan and zoya! this is the most spoiled dog ever and i know roscoe, angie, and churro. quick how do i convince mick that yes, angie does need a tiny friend like this guy to my beloved daughters and their co-conspirators that have stolen my dog, please return him asap. charles is convinced he's about to receive a ransom call.

isabella perez i demand a playdate with churro and leo as soon as possible.

max jones-verstappen he named a dog after me. natalia, your husband-to-be is madly in love with me.

mick schumacher i told you max would say something about the name. he's obsessed with charles. max jones-verstappen i can still fight you schumacher.

charles leclerc please return my child as soon as possible.

ollie bearman how many children do you and natalia have now?

natalia leclerc well, there's freya, zoya, you, little jewel, and now leo. so five.

isabella perez well, ollie is split custody between you two and me and oscar.

ollie bearman do i not get a say in this? arthur leclerc no, you don't.

rhys jones so is that a yes on an ice cream shop or not?

carlos sainz it's so hard to tell with him.

zoya torres they call him the king of side quests.

lando norris he's a grammy winning artist + piano composer and now a business man.

dulce perez if the whole school thing doesn't work out can i get an application to work at the ice cream shop?

charles leclerc don't you graduate soon? the school thing is clearly working.

daphne jones-ricciardo well charlie, are you opening an ice cream shop or not?

charles leclerc no an ice cream shop but an ice cream brand.

mae jones-verstappen HE'S ON THAT FUCKING KING SHIT GUYS!!

isabella perez HE'S AN ICON!!

lewis hamilton where the hell was this energy when i started almave?

lando norris you're talking to a bunch of alcoholics

bailey winters oh shut it lando nowins

isabella perez oh we were thrilled but we just love ice cream a bit more than alcohol. churros and ice cream together is life changing.

oscar piastri no one tell my trainer but she's right.

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F1GOSSIP turns out people were wrong when they said charles leclerc would be opening up an ice cream shop. above are picture from leclerc's promotional video for his ice cream brand LEC

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user81 this man is so random.

user16 okay but this video is so cute? and who dressed him? ain't no way charles picked his own outfits for this.

↳ user85 we just have no faith in this man when it comes to dressing himself. i bet natalia dressed him.

↳ user16 we call that the fiancé effect

user67 he is quite literally f1's barbie. he just does everything.

user26 i don't even know who this man is but why are a specific group of people freaking out over him starting an ice cream brand?

↳ user79 he's a formula 1 driver who just does the most random things all the time. he just dropped an ep of piano tracks and he collabs with daphne jones-ricciardo frequently.

↳ user03 of course this man would get the most attention out of all the f1 drivers to do something this random.

isabellaperez ain't no way this man actually started an ice cream brand.

↳ maejonesverstappen this is why he ordered us all to italy asap.

rhysjones this barbie is a successful businessman

freyavettel a lifetime supply for the return of leo leclerc.

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hey maximillian's followers, follow me zoyatorres and go stream the deluxe version of my album guts (spilled) these guys are so fucking gross. get a room oscarpiastri and isabellaperez fulfilling the godparent duties oh i'm plotting how to internationally fly with a puppy that isn't mine. never beating the weird kid allegations i fear

penelope trevino as isa says, the girlies are screaming charles.

zoya torres he has an american daughter and a german daughter and won't sell ice cream outside of italy

arthur leclerc his wife-to-be has argentinian parents!!

logan sargeant just say you hate everyone but monegasques and italians.

rhys jones BOOOO!! GET GOOD LECLERC!!

daphne jones-ricciardo everyday you people convince me more and more that you're insane.

fernando alonso i thought that was a given.

charles leclerc WILL YOU PEOPLE CALM DOWN?! I DON'T HATE ANYONE OF YOU!!

isabella perez that's debatable charlie.

alex albon okay barbie, calm down.

natalia ruiz does this make me ken?

george russell no, you're also barbie. charles is just insane.

isabella perez GIVE US THE GOODS LECLERC - 🦆

dulce perez HAND OVER THE GOODS LECLERC - gael

oscar piastri i'm being held captive. free me.

isabella perez NO SEAS DRAMATICO WEY! - 🦆

fernando alonso PATITO!!

pierre gasly what the fuck is going on.

isabella perez FERNANDITO!!

lando norris YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH PATO?

dulce perez FAMILY REUNION FUCKERS!!

isabella perez WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO COACHELLA FUCKERS!!! - 🦆

isabella perez on my way to steal your girl verstappen - gael

daniel jones-ricciardo oh i seriously love these two

oscar piastri i'm being dragged against my will

isabella perez added two people

gael perez i was kidding please don't stab me with a fork

mick schumacher FOUL!! mae jones-verstappen it's okay, he laughed!

pato o'ward COACHELLA HERE WE COME!!

pato o'ward I WANT A NONSENSE OUTRO DEDICATED TO ME!!

gael perez apologies for him. he's not trained properly.

pato o'ward callate pendejo!

isabella perez everyday since i was little. the only time i've known peace was when they weren't talking.

dulce perez you have no one to blame but yourself. you're the one who got them to reconcille.

logan sargeant ZOYA! WE HAVE TO GO TO COACHELLA!!

zoya torres oh my god. we're in fucking italy logan.

natalia ruiz ALL ABOARD THE JONES-VERSTAPPEN OR JONES-RICCIARDO EXPRESS. LET'S GO TO COACHELLA!!

sebastian vettel oh you people are going to regret this so much.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! this was mostly written because as a charles girl, a lot has happened these past few days. that man is barbie with the number of things he does outside of f1. still unsure if i'm going to do a coachella part but enjoy this for the vibes!!

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!