wow this sucks I’m going to [remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health] willingly offer myself to be the host of the absolute solver
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obviously i don't think that it's even close to the answer, but when someone is so tormented by guilt that they're like. strike my hand from my wrist. cut out my lying tongue so that it might never give voice to such wicked words again. tear my offending eyes from their sockets and feed them to the dogs. well it does fascinate and compel me.
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why did a high schooler just campaign for student body president at my union meeting
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she’s the only politician I respect btw
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didn’t get a date to prom everyone manifest a dragon attack or smth
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by sol this can’t be happening
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“kinda gay to be a private investigator, whose privates are you investigating” NO ONE’S I’M AROACE LEAVE ME ALONE
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why the nightmare king kinda…… but I would never…. unless? 👀😏
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trapped in a hellscape
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one time i got so high on gorgenfern i learned the name of the only true god
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what was it
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brennan
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“the best revenge is letting go and living well” WRONG. ADAINE’S FURIOUS FISTS. 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥
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thank galicaea there’s not one of those evil versions of my blog 😅
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yeah that’d be crazy
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This knock off Miku from Dollar tree that I found
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i haven’t watched this week’s episodes yet but the juxtaposition is killing me
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if moonpaw isn’t horribly fucked up i’m not interested
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