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My brain malfunctioned and I was digging in MTMTE the whole day, forgot to blink, kicked pillow 8 times and was talking with my reflection 6 times
Ended up with 60+ screenshots of nerds being socially awkward/abnormal/straightforward because we use books to talk, not people, silly, cool or sweet, or just facts ahah






























#Man I remembered again how much I love Mega and Rodimus duo I wonder how they would react to each other#If they met as their younger versions untouched by war#Swerve literally can quote every of Blurr's races#Cried again when Ratchet left his words are some poetry that doesn't need to sound like one#Whirl Cyclonus and Tailgate ? EHEHEH#Scavengers are unhinged hobos ahaha#I want to put them in one story with Sixshot and Terrorcons#NICKEL MY SWEET GIRL#Looked at Sunder and thought of how damn well he would look if to make him even more and scarier#First Aid acting immediately and giving orders what to do in emergency situation? Yes please#Functions is universe with their “you are our eyes” plot twist YESSS#Functionists giving Rung a fake wheel to make at least a little sense of him and call him ornament? Pfffht#SWERVE IS SO F**KING COOL WITH THIS WHOLE HOLOMATTER ABILITY#Yeah no I hate Getaway.#Senator Shockwave giving an order to stop forced change of brain until two in charge agree on this?#And this way saving Megatron#Whirl saving Megatron because functionists are WORSE#Functionists invented empurata and all universities#Trailbracker... Would have loved to see more of him and Rodimus. His attempt to save him hit hard#Rung having a claustrophobia? Matter of fact I saw no angst of him that I would have found angsty XDD Somehow him getting forgotten#is the worst I saw#Necrobot is a crush. Hear me out he is a crush and very cool. I wish he had more time with Nightbeat.
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yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
#ace attorney#where are all the people gnawing on phoenix's bones so white??#i need to find the phoenix bone-gnawing corner of this fandom PLEASE#this is me asking for the Phoenix Fic btw#where is the fic meditating on phoenix's whole mental state in general?#where is the fic about how it's phoenix's cageyness and poker face and flat affect under stress that is the hurdle?#the relationship ramifications of being actually really fucking hard to read when it comes down to it?#where is the fic about the week of his disbarment?#the one detailing the panicked blow by blow of it rippling through his social circle while he stands in the eye of the storm?#the one that ends messy and anxious and unresolved because it's week 1 of 7 years?#where is the birth of phoenix wright: poker legend fic?#where is the art school/theatre major phoenix fic?#no not the able to art/act phoenix fic but the kind of person who chooses to go to art school/study theatre phoenix fic#where is the supremely disinterested in pop culture phoenix fic?#where is the actually incredibly meticulous and competent phoenix fic?#capcom can tell me all they want that he's essentially an adhd disaster flying by the seat of his pants making it all up as he goes#but that's not what they're actually showing me#they're the ones who created an in-fiction legal system that functionally necessitates that#and the nature of the game is that phoenix is almost always proven right so rather than him coming off as hare-brained#his opponents rather just come off as short-sighted. either negligently or maliciously so#and the choices the writing makes in service of retaining mystery and audience suspense in fact function to make phoenix a person#who is astute and puts the pieces together but is cautious in his conclusions#i will grant them that phoenix does tend to lose sight of his overarching goal in getting drawn into proving or disproving minor points#the fact that edgeworth on the other hand never loses sight of this or where the various arguments stand in relation to it#is his sexiest trait as a character by far#but those minor points are actually functionally critical to the ultimate argument phoenix makes#so even though i do read that trait through the game mechanics i do also judge the other characters for being dicks about it#my point is phoenix wright does in fact have the character of a lawyer and is conventionally good at his job fucking fight me#my point is that you all have had 20 goddamn years to Rotate this man#my POINT is that there should be Intricate Fucked Up Meditations On Phoenix that rewire my fucking brain and i NEED to know where they are!
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look, i get it. fabian is a jock but that doesnt mean hes not fashionable and i think some of yall arnt giving this guys wardrobe any credit bc yes he probably does own a bunch of sweats n a bunch of tank tops and work out shirts but do you truly think
this mf is being caught wearing sweats n a work out top to school??? in junior fucking year???
life is a mother fucking runway (and toxic masculinity is dead) so i raise you
this guy has a collection of button up cotton shirts he never fully buttons, an aggressive amount of designer hoodies/jackets (i also choose to believe he has a collection of vintage jewellery) and may i remind you that he listened to and really liked rubens emo music
#i make no rules#but i am right /lh#and also jock this#dancer that#but i fully beleive fabian is the biggest 'fashion over function' guy ever#but truly yall can dress him however you please in your little brains#but i do see people make this man unfashionable and i think thats a discredit to the bad kid who would objectively have the biggest wardrob#and who (i think) would probably observe fashion trends the most#fantasy high junior year#d20 fantasy high#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fabian aramais seacaster#fantasy high#fabian fantasy high
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@fluffypurpleglitterdemon hey. hey. i just want to talk.
#i say this with complete affection but also i am a page and a half into this chapter#what in gods name am i reading#bene speaks#dtbpf#dtbpf spoilers#disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish spoilers#I GUESS prince jing is actively learning a net negative amount of information right now and so are you#li yu is the DUMBEST motherfucker to ever exist#i was not expecting the most patently unbelievable fake fish mpreg but like. maybe that's on me.#prince jing please don't buy into this nonsense quite so easily i beg you at least one of you needs a functional brain#anyway i am almost finished book two and will be having a very hard time waiting for book three this series is honestly too funny#thank god it comes out in december i need to decide what i'll be reading in the meantime...
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guys i think this is the closest they're ever going to get to making out




#smallidarity#my art#trafficshipping#empiresshipping#im still crazy about that photo btw can they please stop#my brain couldn't function properly making this so this sketchy quality's all i can churn out rn sorry 😭#kinda growing to hate this ngl might delete
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I absolutely adore the idea of the Black and White slowly warping and twisting and fucking up Wiley as much as (if not a little bit more than) the next guy, but I raise you this:
General MacNamara getting warped and twisted and fucked up by the Black and White after by being dematerialized into it during Black Friday/post-Made in America.
#Disaster rambles#I have an entire storyline in my brain dedicated to John figuring out how to function in the black & white while also trying to stay sane#I need some fucked up macnamara in my life PLEASE- lol#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetblr#starkid#starkid black friday#black friday#general macnamara#general john macnamara#john macnamara#wilbur cross#uncle wiley
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Man, I love them.
Sadly Breakdown lost more than a engine.
#lednet au drawings!#transformers#transformer prime#tfp#tfp breakdown#tfp knockout#knockout x breakdown#breakdown x knockout#KOBD#tfp kobd#tw sex joke#By looking at the text and the character that is shown.I think it is obvious#drawing more big ass robots.No more puny little ones.#minicons don't count as the small puny ones btw-#Gotta learn the base structure.#maccadam#tf#tf knockout#tf breakdown#gay robots#Man I love them so much#but their sadly doomed in tfp#atleast their married in the comics and live?...Right?Please don't tell me idw made them doomed-#I must get the books...#Omg the crossover with mlp...and mtmte and the lost light#WHAT IS ULTRA MAGUS X MEGATRONG ABOUT-#some rarepair shit I need to know.#I think their one of the first gay tf ships I shipped-#omg I use to ship spider girly with Breakie but then shit wait. That crawly killed him... Toxic peeps-#Man my brain function was different til like “oh wait--”
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Something I'm working on~
#my art#traditional art#mlp#mlp g4#my little pony#small artist#artist on tumblr#my litte pony friendship is magic#trixie lulamoon#starlight glimmer#startrix#goth mlp#ink drawing#art wip#wip#work in progress#The coloring on this one is taking me AGES bc there's just too many stripes in starlights mane and then I also want to add in like.#A magenta or black stripe as well since they're giving each other edgy/goth makeovers#Any ways. The executives in my brain are not functioning but EVENTUALLY (hopefully soon) I want this to be made into prints#trotcon let me table at your artist alley PLEASE I'll give you goth horses <- not click bait#art#illustration#line art
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Some random fun to keep my hands busy while my brain naps.
After Shadowheart, the crew, and Raven made their exit from the Shadowfell, maybe when Shar’s curse hit, Shadowheart just deadass fainted mid-air. As for Raven, well, he’s finally figured out how to socialize and, you know, do the whole love thing. Took a lobotomy, a little death, and some forced reprogramming to get there. Blimey, what even are you supposed to do in this situation?
The crew is about as useful as a bag of holding with a hole in it.
#someone with a functioning brain please do something#bg3#artists on tumblr#baldurs gate 3#shadowheart#durge x shadowheart#bg3 durge#dark urge#bg3 bhaalspawn#bg3 brainrot#baldurs gate iii#bg3 comic#bg3 fanart#oc raven
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I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute
#my brain isnt working rn its 3am ive been reading fanfics while hyperventilating over the irreparable damage i managed with my limited life#tee hee im just kinda feeling moody tonight 🤪#somebody please ban me from tumblr between 1am to 11am i do not function as a stable person between those times#i schedule my mental breakdowns they work really well with my schedule#its multitasking cause I'll already be up from insomnia its really efficient in the grand scheme of things#ah i love the fact that nobody can stop me from writing the most deranged shit in the tags of a cute cat pic <3#animals#petblr#cat#cat life#cat lovers#catblr#my cat#cat photos#cat pictures#cats of tumblr#calico#calico cat#OH UH THATS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FOR AMERICANS THE REASON IM SAYING ITS NIGHT WHEN THIS IS POSTED DURING THE DAY IS BECAUSE ITS QUEUED#i queue most stuff because i dont usually have the energy or time to be active at good times#i get little bursts of post motivation and dont wanna flood my 9 followers (at least 6 are dirty bots) with my bs#im just a dumbass that never tags shit
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the golden ratio
#honestly i treat the distortion as therapy. like yeah the day was shit now come here i have to draw something BEAUTIFUL to function again#i love the distortion so so so so much honestly it's just insane#the very concept of this creature scratches my brain like nothing else💔#there are exactly two things in the world that have ever given me that particular weird surreal _feeling_ and distortion is one of them so.#couldn't appreciate it more haha#thank you for coming to my ted talk#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus pod#tma fanart#tma the spiral#the distortion#tma the distortion#helen distortion#PLEASE STOP TAGGING MY HELEN DISTORTION ART AS MICHAEL DISTORTION..............I JUST LOVE ANDROGYNOUS PEOPLE#and androgynous monsters too apparently#tma helen#the magnus archive fanart#my art
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About that keychain comic I did recently, I like to believe key is very touch starved lol
Like she was raised as a princess so she didn't have like peers her age nor siblings, and she wasn't close physically to anyone cause Royalty
And like, I can see her struggle with the whole adventure and being stuck to Chain cause like, she isn't used to physical touch but craves it either way, cause u know, as humans do
And Chain is a very physical touchy person cause he grew up in a big family, so he pats her back jokingly or grabs her arm to guide her, or clasps her shoulder when they do something good in a dungeon and like he doesn't even think about it cause it's so natural to him
But every touch means so much to her, like she craves holding hands and a hug so badly, this girl is Going Through It, but she is also very prideful and would rather die than ever initiate or ask for it
Hence the comic I just did with her trying to grab his hand when he is sleeping, cause like if he doesn't know about it then it's OK for her to initiate right lmao
And also those other drawings I've done of her hugging him, he's always knocked out lol again, she feels bolder with hugging or physical touch if he doesn't know about it (it's fucking passed out)
#someone get her some therapy sessions please#the first tome chain hugs her#her brain kinda stops functioning for a minute lmao like it takes her a minute to compute what's happening#u know she is so awkward#she uses her pride and grumpyness to hide the fact that she is a very lonely girl#miry's yapping#key&chain loz ocs
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I’m in a math class again don’t get me started on reading. Also math strategies are gonna fry my brain, the funniest thing is I’m considered the smartest student in whatever class I’m in I have no idea I hate it and especially in these instances because everyone think they got their answers wrong because I must be right 😭😭😭 please just let me be a dumb kid it’s too much pressure
#my art#comic#help me I’m dyslexic and people don’t understand how my brain functions#please don’t ever make me read things out aloud I’ll fall apart
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UTD Fic/x Reader writers,
I propose to you...
Josh doing body shots...
#*gets on my knees*#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#PLEASE I will owe you my life 🙏🏾#This entered my brain and I have not been able to function properly since...#I'm not strong enough to do it myself jkasdksjdkjd#Until Dawn#Until Dawn Josh#Josh Washington#Josh Washington x Reader#Josh Washington x Y/N#Until Dawn Art#Mermies Art
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when it 6:30am and your slow ass STILL isn't finished the completely arbitrary obligation you set for yourself
(I know people don't mind if it's late lol BUT I AM STILL ANGERY OVER HOW LONG IT'S TAKING WHEEEEE)
TURNS OUT I ACTUALLY COULDN'T WRITE THIS ENTIRE TIME, BOY GEE GOLLY /j
#Pic is from the video “When it's time to pet your cat” btw#Text Post#CAN I GET IT DONE BEFORE 10:00AM????? MAYBE????????? PLEASE???????????????????????????????????#I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING SEND HELP LMFAO#I have guests coming in the afternoon so I feel like it'll HAVE to be up by like 12pm at the absolute latest??????#BIT IDKKKKK#I'M SORRY GUYS IDK WHY I'M STRUGGLING SO BAD LMFAO THIS CHAPTER IS PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME#Funnily enough I'm not actually all that tired which is nice#Having functional brain power is ideal SHFDGJFGHHHDCGF#Anyways just rambling to let people know that I haven't died or anything the chapter's still coming just Very Slowly 😂
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seeing ari answer recent asks while mine is rotting away like a decaying corpse for months make me feel like the ugly duckling
……. anon please know that i’m not saying this to be mean but asks like these are . kind of hurtful??? and i’d appreciate it if you didn’t send any more :’) my ask box is quite literally overflowing to the point where i’m considering turning them off completely, i have like . 400+ unanswered asks at the moment so you’re in no way the odd one out, i’m not ignoring you, asks just end up piling up for a plethora of reasons. i genuinely have zero clue when i’ll get to yours because that would involve me digging through my inbox and that will … overwhelm me even more
i understand being frustrated but please don’t put pressure on me, answering asks is not an obligation for me in the first place, it’s something that i take time out of my day to do because i enjoy it!!!! i don’t want this to come off as mean but your ask did sting a bit 😭😭 i promise i feel plenty guilty enough
#like please .#i’m assuming that people severely underestimate how many asks i get#and that’s fine !!!! but like#please know your ask is not the only one rotting lmao#most of them are#and i do have plans to answer them but atp i have very little motivation to do so#because of how behind i am with . all kinds of things + the fact that i get asks like yours very very often#:’) please understand that im trying my best#i’m just a guy with a blog and constant uni work#and a barely functioning brain#i love talking to anons but im not always able to . thats all i want you to know#ask tag ✩
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