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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[dragonpyre]

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

[crimeboys]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

[insanityall]

I know that 7 + 8 is 16 - 1 so it's 15, then 2 + 4 = 6 then add a zero so you get 60 + 15 and that's 75, or you could use a calculator

[sapphicyearningbot]

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[millenianthemums]

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

[transgenderastarion]

The link on the back of his truck, itsgoingdown.org, is actually very intersting and you should check it out

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[frostedpuffs]

adrien fully accepted that his girlfriend thinks he smells like ass and decided it was his time to become every high school's most dreaded villain, the Dude who Bathes in Axe Body Spray

[sharkgirldick]

I think the funniest relationship dynamic people do with Dungeon Meshi is Marcille dating both Laios and Falin, because it makes so much sense in character for them.

The siblings don't find it that weird, with how they are. Maybe Laios talks about relationship and family dynamics in other cultures for a bit, going on a tangent when discussing marriage rites in some such country.

Marcille would handwring over who to date for a while until Chilckuck jokes that she should just date them both. She acts like that's a crazy idea and how could he even say that?? But, then she actually thinks it over and realizes it's the best way to go about things.

(When she tells Chil later the conversation goes something like. "You actually went and dated both of them!?" "Why are you so shocked? You suggested it?" "I didn't think you'd actually do it!!")