#[ im a serious rp blog I swear ]

[heaven-said]

"Who's a good kitty~?"

✞  Oh no-- the secret brain deactivation phrase. Immediately the big, intimidating angel falls to his knees and then... rolls all the way on his back and raises his hands under his chin. " mmMeeee~! "

[spiderwarden]

Minthara, to her lover covered in blood and gore of their enemies: YES! YOU ARE EXQUISITE MY DARLING! COME! LET US MAKE OUT! KISS ME NOW! LET ME TASTE YOU!

Also Minthara: not on my spider silk woven sheets and plush pillows you’re not.

[lilithisms]

' P U S S Y I N B I O ! '

[corruptedsilence]

[an-avocado-at-law]

(Matt Murdock RP blog ⁉️)

I'm Matt Murdock. A really good lawyer.

Foggy forced me onto this app, he said I could make more friends, not that I really need any, whatever makes him happy.

You need friends Matt! Not just me and Karen! - Foggy

Thank god for screen readers..

(( )) or (( - ooc

((so for people who dont know who matt murdock is, he is a masked vigilante who protects hell's kitchen at night. he goes by daredevil or 'the man without fear'. in the day he is a attorney-at-law with his friend foggy. when he was a kid he was trying to save someone from a truck, but he got hit with radioactive chemicals, blinding him but enhancing his other senses by a lot. (this is why he can randomly just throw away his cane and basically do parkour up buildings in the show lol). with these enhanced sense he can 'see' just not with his eyes (its kinda like echolocation in a way) ))

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((im still watching the show so im still figuring out how matt acts,, sry if you dont like it lmao. im fucking ass at roleplaying im kinda just putting myself into the character))

((hi!! uh this is a rp blog for matt murdock, matt cant see little details (blog text) very well with his radar sense thing, especially on screens, so he'll be using a screenreader and speech to text for replying (not actually but yk cuz hes blind lmao) ))

((im gonna be open abt being daredevil lmao))

((matt uses he/him and blog admin uses they/he))

((please no sexual asks, admin is a minor.))

((im okay with swearing but if like every two words is you saying fuck then I might not interact 🥶))

((no homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, zionism, etc. here please, its a roleplay blog we do not need to get serious))

((if im missing any info please tell me))

((canon and oc blogs can interact with me, and blogs thst just wanna send asks))

((some headcanons for matt: ))

i think matt is bi,, like some scenes hes so clearly in love with foggy, "your not gonna kiss me" (he was talking to foggy) WHY WAS THAT YOU FIRST THOUGHT MATT?? /pos

he has foggy pick out clothes for him sometimes, they either look like complete shit or it makes him look really good

he secretly wants a dog to help him get around (even though he said he didnt want one to foggy), he probably loves dogs and their silly ways

he WILL not stop bugging foggy abt the time he said grande avocados (that was my favorite scene fr)

he almost said “fuck you, your honor” to a judge one time /hj

(for roleplay) he uses one of those braille keyboards to type sometimes

((okay i might edit this later, so check back every now and then!!))

((run by @overtlyonyx btw))

((have a nice day!))

[here-comes-the-snow]

OOC // im gonna be fr with you all, im kinda tired of the serious, dramatic, angsty roleplays. like i loved doing them and they were super fun, i swear!!! but i kinda wanna go back to just being a silly goofy icedagger blog (with angst of course but not… constant 24/7 rps where icey gets hurt for the one hundred bajillionth time)

[starsspin-a]

@madraya and i have come to the conclusion that baghra is older is yoda, thanks for coming

[spiderwarden]

The only one that can outsass Minthara with the simple word, “no” is Withers the skeleton.

[solaetis]

*releases a few replies in the wild to hide the shame that is my ooc clutter* vibe check

[zyrc]

Ivern, Maokai and Zyra: *Trapped in a tight spot together*

Maokai: Can you not lean so close? You're making me claustrophobic

Zyra: What's that?

Ivern: It means he's scared of Santa Clause

Maokai: No it doe-

Zyra: HO HO HO!

Ivern: Stop it Zyra you're scaring him!

[ivygroved]

Can I have a kiss, red??

anytime you want one ,      peanut .

[ichorson]

thank you to @withoutapprcval for the beautiful new header image

[theartifxce]

"Have fun on your date Anna..."

*Calls up Roberto*

@asfixiafloral​

[narukamiis]

almost posted this instead to troll ngl.

[helenaiism]

        in reality we are all furries.  we all wear a mask whether it be wolf or a smile maybe someone should be a whale. can whales be furries ? i don’t know the laws cause there is none.

[madomadotsuki]

me: gets followed by a baby blog me: (jokingly) pls dont scoop my child, bruh

@pretxnderr