βWould you love me if I were a worm?β
Minthara, romanced: I would do more than love you, I would avenge you, and once I am finished creating a proper living space for you with sufficient food I will find who ever dared wormify you and force them to deworm you or they will enjoy a long and slow torturous flay by my hand. I would cherish you, love you, and you would know vengeance, my love, my exquisite darling.
Minthara, unromanced: I would hook you and throw you into the river.
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hiii (: can you do a armando headcanon on how he acts if he has a crush on you?
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[π·οΈ] warning: mature language, use of weapons, mention of a inappropriate lifestyle (cartel), family issues, mention of abandonment, Armando is going to be a little aggressive.
[π·οΈ] Authors note: Hope you enjoy!
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-> When he first saw you at the house with Kelly and Dorn when his father brought him there, he was attracted to you.
-> You obviously hated him of course, he tried to kill your father a couple years back.
-> However, he couldnβt take his eyes off you. There was something different.
-> You had beautiful curly hair, your coils being tight forming a C-shape. Your eyes were a deep, dark brown while your lips were full and two toned.
-> He noticed the similarities between you and your dad, however, you was more the serious one out of the two. You hardly cracking that many jokes while your dad was sitting there laughing at life.
-> Maybe thatβs partly his fault as you was a LOT more tense around him, not taking your eye off the male wherever he went.
-> was that a sense of attraction too though?
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-> when he first spoke to you, he was rude.
-> you was ranting to Mike about the potential dangers of being here which resulted in an argument with your Dad when he failed to listen to your side. However, he eventually got you to calm down and hear him out.
-> βShe better be calm.β
-> βWhat the fuck did you just say?β
-> So, it did not go off to a great start.
-> Eventually, he got little sentences out of you. Whether that was making you explain the plan from the top to him again or to explain how to work something. He was always asking you questions. You eventually got sick of his persistence to talk to you,
-> Do you ever stop fucking talking?!β
-> That pissed him off. However, he couldnβt really allow himself to somehow retaliate, only feeling a sense of frustration yet guilt for your reaction towards him.
-> βPerdΓ³name. I simply just wanted to know how my father was like before i came into the picture.β
-> That silenced you, the sentiment coming from out his mouth that you thought be was incapable of doing. Apologising, you decide to give him a chance.
-> βHe wasβ¦β
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-> this was the worst part for him.
-> heβs not a man to actually crave a relationship with a girl, especially to ask them out. they usually come flocking to him.
-> however, he found himself unable to hide his feelings for you. finding that one person who actually completes him fully and makes his day. he hates you for it.
-> it reminds him of his dysfunctional family. his father and his mother and how they were ok too of the world before his father sold his mother away. the perfect couple destroyed by a deadly betrayal leading to a web of lies and ultimately where he is today.
-> it would be a conflicting battle for him to eventually come to grips with his feelings. yet, i think he would be unable to verbally say them so he would have to write his emotions down in a letter.
-> the letter would be a symphony of words coming from his realisation of how and why he is the way he is, descending down to his feelings for you. the passion burning through the piece of paper as you take a journey through his hectic life.
-> the battle of abandonment issues to his anger for the world.
-> how could you really say no to his confession?
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-> he would take you to a fancy restaurant.
-> initially Armando would want to impress you and show you the ways of his impressive cartel connections before he was eventually caught and forced to leave it behind.
-> he would at first treat you as any random girl, thinking you would be impressed at the high calibre restaurant. but you wanted more than that.
-> you wanted the child Armando, the little kid inside who was unable to express himself as he had no-one to confide in. You wanted to see the things he enjoyed.
-> Then he took you to a park. Your βrealβ date.
-> It has street vendors of all the Mexican food you could think of, showing you the happiness and flavours of his culture.
-> This was the man you wanted to see.
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Okay but the annoyed βI thought we cut this out after the first twenty years of marriage. I gave you the fuckin of a lifetime, lemme sleepβ
Is absolutely perfectly canon. -Menzoberras, who cannot be arsed fiddling with tumblr mobile logging out and in
The Tadpole regressing Minthara about 60 years and she's back to the early stages of trying to threaten him. She thinks she's real smart like he won't see through it. The fucking is a bonus, it's real convenient that he knew how to take her and what she likes.
Poor Shi'ndra, can't get any sleep, not even from Minthara - and not in the fun way. ( @menzoberras / @infernaliscor )
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