#[ sends smooches ]

[emmahdraws]

[wurmgoo]

btw every time someone draws wolverine as a hairy sweaty butch lesbian an angel gets its wings

[triona-tribblescore]

They watch Fiona and Cake your honour

was listening to this while doodling :') its them frfr

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

13.21 "Beat the Devil"

[cassandra-allegra]

how i play ffxiv

[fatuismooches]

There's just something really cute about being the segments' firsts. Their first hand-holder, first kiss, first hug, first date. They all have memories of you from which their creator imbued into them, but they didn't actually do those things with you. It's not their specific memories. It was merely Prime's memories from that stage of his life with you. So, in reality, they're all kind of... sad little clones who haven't felt the touch of love in their entire lives. Solely fulfilling their duty as one of Prime's segments. The affection they remember never actually being experienced by them personally. The feelings never actually felt by them.

The younger segments especially get more worked up about it. Especially when they see you being so blatantly affectionate with Prime. Oh, how they wish that could be them. That you could give them the time of day too. It ends up frustrating them to the point where they nearly break equipment in the process. The older segments are more aware of their place, so they don't show their urges much outwardly, but that doesn't mean they aren't disappointed.

When you finally get comfortable enough around them, they're tripping over themselves to figure out how to persuade you best so that you'll spend them with them instead of the other segments. So that they'll receive lots of kisses and your attention will solely be on them, for the first time since their creation date. (Would you care to join me in dissecting a body, dearest? No, [Name] would much prefer to examine Ruin Guards with me! As if. They would much rather help me out in the lab instead.)

Once you give them a taste of what you have to give, there's no going back. Because the thing about being their firsts, is that they'll demand for you to be their seconds, thirds, and fourths as they truly can't be enough. They might suffocate you, but you'd like that, wouldn't you? You have two hands, shoulders, a lap, a back, and more for a reason!

[the-sunlit-earth]

[sketchygabz]

I just got so many thoughts about Sir Knight and his Master ok?! 😭

[lacyscabinet]

I'm just thinking about Natalie's dimples. Gotta be in like the top ten dimples of all of time 😩

Scientists say that if you stick your fingers in these dimples your life improves by approximately 99.99%

[jeeaark]

Why would Emps send a letter on a timeline where you side with Orpheus, he considers it a betrayal. Friendship over :'( My theory is that he flees if you free Orpheus is because he thinks Orpheus would kill him. And you did that to him. I don't blame him for not sending letters.

The same reason why art of Durge and Gortash having sloppy make-out sessions materialized with a vengeance after Larian announced 'babygirl got no time for kisses'

because it's fun. I'm having fun. With my suspension of disbelief and the artistic power to recreate more satisfactory silly conclusions that adhere to my personal tastes and not the game's obligatorily unfun tragedy.

[daeneryseastar]

reminded of that one post where the author theorized that, due to all the changes hotd has made from the source material already, daenaera would be a jacaela love child after they secretly get married and man were you cooking cooking

[zenkaiankokuart]

So I've been rambling about Aster to @springfallendeer, and this was her response to Vega xD

He's so done with our shit already.

Aster/Vega belongs to @logicpng!

[bugcouncil]

Commission for @gnarledbite!

[overstuffd]

honestly the evil feeder ai idea is so good,, one of my favorite variations is the evil feeder smarthome because of how little control the feedee has in the situation. the kitchen appliances always pumping out meals and treats, the entertainment system popping up to keep you distracted, the furniture always the right size for your growing size. and that’s before any mention of a physical form either, be it android servants or holograms or whatever 🤖💙

Yesss I love the idea of a smarthome fattening up its occupants, whether that's because the designers intended it or because the home itself decided you needed a little more meat on those bones.

Bonus points if you think you're participating in research into the new technology but you're actually being studied by a group of scientists who want to see how quickly you become dependent on having your every need catered to in excess.

[ghost-inthe-hall]

Haha ummmmm 👀👀

[youleavethetardisbrakeson]

Corlys Velaryon, if you don't kiss the hell out of your badass, sexy-as-fuck dragonrider wife, I will SHAKE THE TV