OK WAIT I'M GONNA RAMBLE FOR A SECOND. MINOR SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SMG4 EPISODE BELOW
Mr. Puzzles' big goal is a five star rating, right? And he wants to get that goal by being FUNNY, right?
This new episode has a ton of moments where it emphasizes his loneliness (ESPECIALLY THE BEGINNING. My poor boy :( )
What if. They're setting up a redemption arc for him.
I know people have said this TEN BILLION TIMES but I think it's 100% certain he will
Either some big fight is gonna happen and he'll end up joining the crew to better himself, or he devises a master plan to join the crew in order to get the five star rating but ends up slowly warming up to them
He wants the funny.
The SMG4 crew HAS the funny.
Maybe, just MAYBE if he ends up in the crew. He'll not only have the funny. He'll also have friends.
i need finish reading this book because i got half way through and i really wanted to look up fanart because everything described sounded so cool but then i got spoiled for the ending of the first book and it just turned me off of reading it 😭 i really like gideon and harrow though and i was enjoying the book a lot !! so im going to give it another try on the train on my way to see my friend. theyr the one who gifted the book to me actually haha
[ID by @fagofgod: three versions of a drawing of anthy from revolutionary girl utena. she is wearing a pink and white jacket and a pair of frayed jeans. she is sitting on the floor outside, leaning against a tree, holding up a book next to her face. she is looking up to the side with wide eyes and raised eyebrows, lips parted. the book she is holding is gideon the ninth by tamsyn muir. there is a colourful charm hanging from the book, presumably acting as a bookmark.
the first version of the drawing shows it in full. the second version zooms in to show the frayed end of anthy's pants as well as the book she is holding. the third version zooms in to show the book and anthy's face. end ID.]
jobs i think the characters should have if sburb never happened and they had average lives and stuff
kanaya: worker at a fancy crunchy organic grocery store she can't afford to shop at
dirk and vriska: starbucks baristas
dave: "entrepreneur" (unemployed)
jane: actual entrepreneur until she marries a guy at 20 merges her finances has two kids ends up as a housewife and is subsequently forced to abandon her business plans and later gets ditched for a younger girl but her husband won't divorce her because he doesn't want to pay alimony
jade: target worker
john: used to be a security guard before she stopped showing up to work and subsequently got fired. doesn't leave the house
jake: gamestop employee who hides from customers and browses movie forums 75% of the time
roxy: consultant
karkat: middle school english teacher
rose: middle school english teacher also
terezi would be jane's divorce attorney but her license got suspended so instead she might just kill him
"Seeing a parent die in front of you isnt something you just get over."
"When I was your age, I saw somethin real bad."
"-and that...thatsmymom."
But Dean didnt see anything. These are false memories. Made up by himself, trying to understand and fill the gap? Or by his dad? Talking in his grief and saying too much
GUYS I AM NOT OK RIGHT NOW I AM NOT OK RIGHT NOW I AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT I AM SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL