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[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[thankstothe]

big if true

[shadow-von-vamp]

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

[clown-husband]

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[scp-230]

House in 2024 would have house come in calling a patient "it" and foreman, chase and Cameron would be like "woah what the hell house you can't call a person an it" only for house to tell them to look at the patients pronouns on the chart for the pronouns to be it/it's and house is like "unlike you all I actually respect people's pronouns"

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[my-lover]

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

[bugtransport]

[despazito]

[not-lupus]

gay sex

[gimmeabraig]

house md is awesome

[sunnynabons]

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

[just-rogi]

Greg House Big Naturals…