#{averagerottmntsimp•°}

[fishsticksloser]

HI-

I love your fics. And I'm mostly into little sister turtle reader fanfics for the rottmnt fandom- I would like to request something "special"

Prompt :

The reader is 12 and has a mixture of her brothers personalities. Every sibling has role right.?? Raph is the strongest and leader. Leo is the funniest and flamboyant one. Donnie the obviously the brains and plans of the family. Mikey is the skilled and life of the party.. And then there is reader. The absolute chaos and craziness of the family.

So in battle- Read would be absolutely reckless and jump in battle and just start attacking left in right. Like DAMN- She didn't have a plan, but reader was absolutely kicking ass. And Reader would get a minor injury.

But since reader is headstrong, reader would not let anyone touch the wounds. She calls herself "chaos creator" and wants nobody to tend to her wounds. Even if they were severe lol-

I'd like to see a small fic or hcs about how the turtles would react after the battle if she got a small injury like a broken arm or a cut on her face lol. I can hear April through the screen cheering the reader on while reader beats the heck out of the nameless villain lol- TY I LOVE YOUR FICS SO MUCH-

Chaotic!Reader

RotTMNT + gn!reader

Warnings: injuries, angry brothers/sister, tending to injuries

A/N: Ack! Thank you so much! Why am I posting so late all the time anymore... the k on the keyboard I'm using is like stiff? so I have to press it really hard and it throws me off...

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Overall they know you can handle yourself

All of you can hold your own really well

But since you're the youngest they're a bit protective of you

Wanting to make sure you stay safe

Still Leo tries to get them all to step back so you can learn and grow

Minor Injury (ie cuts and bruises)

They understood why you didn't want to be taken care of

They were just cuts and bruises

Leo will still try, insisting that he can help

Raph worries, but he knows they're not too bad

Still he worries, it's what he does

Mikey worries as well

But unlike Raph, he knows you don't need him by your side all the time

Donnie worries in his own ways

He tries to convince you to get help

Even if its just cleaning the wounds

April knows very well that you don't need help

She'll try to keep everyone away from you so you can take care of your wounds

Major Injury (ie broken arms and other stuff)

They all worry so much

You refusing help setting a bone or something?

They'll get Splinter involved

Raph will pick you up and carry you to med bay

Donnie will hold you down

Mikey holds your hand

And... Leo tends to your injuries

You can scream and wriggle as much as you want

Raph will hold you down with Donnie

[saltydoesstuff]

You know what screw it- feral peepaws are gonna have temporary aesthetic pfps of their colors until I can art again, and it cools down enough for me to be able to without killing my laptop--

[aggressiveanon]

i know im a platonic fic kinda guy but alas... angst

"No! You're married to ME! SHE'S the other woman!..."

corpse bride! mikey by (the one and only) -> @averagerottmntsimp

[strawb3rrystar]

STAR SJJAJAJSJAJAJJAJA SO HI‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥 I JUST GOT MY… YOU KNOW THE FEMALE THINGY WHERE KETCHUP SPILLS ALOT AND U WAS HOPING YOU COULD MAKE SOMETHING WITH MM!MIKEY?? Ik i sound desperate rn bc i am, i hate this sm and sometimes i feel like crying bc its so bad 🥲🥲🥲

You don’t have to do this at all if you’re uncomfortable or don’t have time!! You’re absolutely awesome dude!! Drink water, Eat food, and Sleep on time!! A writer to another, these are key to an awesome writing schedule!!

The best kind of comfort.

Pairing: MM! Mikey x GN! Reader (No pronouns used, but the reader is on their period)

Warnings: Cramps that leave the Reader bedridden, Based on my own period symptoms, Mentions vomiting, Emergency request for Frankie - it's on the shorter side

Word count: 300+

✰Masterlist

You curled into a half fetal position, wrapping the blankets tightly around yourself. You could barely move, you were in so much pain, feeling the strong urge to vomit every time you stand up. Your head pounds from a strong headache that plagues you currently. Curtains drawn as you lay in your dark room, hoping to block out all light.

Your sweetheart of a boyfriend was standing outside your window, debating to call you or just walk right into your room. The bag of snacks is loud as he slips through the window, moving the curtain out of his face. Mikey tiptoes over to your bed, but your eyes are wide open by the time he's standing beside you. "How are you feeling?"

He asks, placing the bag on the ground. You sigh, slowly moving to a sitting position. "Terrible." Mikey sits on your bed next to you, pressing a kiss to your temple. "I brought you some snacks."

You lightly smile, letting out a small 'thank you' in response. He pulls the bag into your lap, letting you go through it and take what you wanted. Mikey had gotten you all of your favorite snacks, making your heart swell with joy. You were still in immense pain, but the fact you had such a caring turtle to stay by your side while you suffered, made you feel slightly better.

Mikey opens your laptop and turns it on, asking you what you wanted to watch. You tell him to pick as you make room for him in your bed. He picks a random show for you to bing, climbing under the covers next to you. The rest of the day was spent eating junk food, making jokes and poking fun at the show you were watching, cuddling, and complaining from the amount of pain you were in. To which Mikey listened to all of it.

Star's notes -> Sending you lots of love, Frankie!! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♥︎ You'll get through this!! I feel you tho, I'm getting mine in a week. (Not so- fun fact: I don't take any kind of meds during that week bc I can't swallow pills (ुŏ̥̥ŏ̥̥)

(Thank you @averagerottmntsimp for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

Taglist-> @kipxer @mamaemoemu @sleebykei @spongejuice | Join the taglist

[lixnininotnay]

Gentle gigant & Short Gremlin.

Some two-month-old sketches based on @averagerottmntsimp 's ship dynamics.

Honestly, I didn't like either of these drawings but I'm just posting to have some peace of mind 😅 However I'm still doing Leonardo's ship dynamic and maybe (just maybe) Donatello's too.

This is old stuff, I promise I have gotten better-

[astral--horrorshow]

Around-The-Clock Shadows Directory

Platonic Yandere ROTTMNT x Reader

Info: This will be a full-length fic including multiple ROTTMNT characters, the main storyline revolves around the Mad Dogs

Fic Summary: You sure are likeable, aren't you?

If you want to be added to a taglist, just say the word! If you want to draw fanart or make anything based off of this, I would be literally honored. Please don't be shy, I will love whatever you make! If you have any questions about the fic, feel free to ask!

I do not condone any of the behaviors found or done in this fic. This story is purely for entertainment purposes. If you or someone you know is being treated like this, please contact the authorities.

Currently looking for a beta reader/editor, so if you're interested, please DM me!

Chapters:

Chapter 1: Preparations and Purple Dragons

Chapter 2: Juice-Induced Short-Circuit

Chapter 3: A Room With No View

Chapter 4: An Itty-Bitty Shock

Chapter 5: Shakedowns and Tranq-Downs

Chapter 6: A Plan

Other:

Character List (kinda)

Official Playlist on Spotify (If you can't get to the playlist, just tell me and I'll list out the songs, and if you have any song reccomendations for the playlist, I would love to hear them!!)

Taglist: @yanteetle @yandere-toons @averagerottmntsimp @ssak-i @oleander-nin @whyiseveryonesodamnfinetho @writelikenobody @takottai @moths-and-mantids @xxtotallynotaplantxx @thetransmascghost

[kittykittyanon]

OH NO OH GOD,, WHO GAVE THEM A GUN?!?! NOO—💥💥💥

(plot twist.. it was ME 😈😈)

((here's the pic by itself!!))

BOO!! BIRTHDAY GIFT ART!!! forrr,,,,

the skrunkliest of crunkles ever!! the silliest of sillies!! the gremlin-est of gremlins!! FRANKIEEE!!! sing her the birthday song, throw flowers in her direction, gift her weapons of destruction (/j), GO SHOW THE BIRTHDAY GIRL SOME LOVE @averagerottmntsimp !!!! \(≧▽≦)/ \(≧▽≦)/

i've said it before, and i'll say it again, you deserve the world frfr!! forreal!! your writing and art is fantastic, its like every time i blink you get better!! GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE YOU'RE SO COOL!!!! happy birthday frankie-doodle!! happy day of birth!! devious plan number one is finished!! WOOOO HAPPY 13TH‼️‼️‼️ 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁💥💥💥💥💥

i asked you for when you slept and when you woke up so i could get a feel of when to schedule this so you see it in the morning,, im SO sorry it sounded SO suspicious when i sent the asks HUEHSRUOAHAIEU (╥﹏╥)

one last time for the silly ever,, happy birthdayyy!!!!! YIPPEE YAHOO UEUEUEUEE!!!!

((ignore my horrible camera and weird-looking coloring,, bonus and extra silly details under the cut!! (brace yourself, it's long!)ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ))

(song: There's A Cat Licking Your Birthday Cake by ParryGripp)

((extra details for the road;; the text on her bag is supposed to be her name embroidered on but i didn't do it very well (> ^ < " ),, the outfit she's wearing is the cat-ear beanie and a mashup of clothes from the pics she posted in response to me asking about her fashion style (among other questions)!! she's chewing raspberry bubblegum, which she mentioned she bought often in the same post, i wanted to draw her eyes open with a sort of mischevious look but i couldn't get it right and i gave up after trying to redraw it twice ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ in the little drawing of the gun itself, the spray-painted turtle head in the background is originally supposed to have its eyes like this 😋 (but with its eyes crossed out) like on the actual gun, but i put button eyes in its place as a tiny reference to the button eyes series frankie's writing!! go check it out btw its SO cool!!!! i actually struggled SO much with the gun in that perspective, i didn't have a reference to go off of so i just tried to guess which is why it looks so wonky. (oops). the keychain on the strap of her bag is the character toro inoue from doko demo issyo (never played it though) with a bow around his neck, and the last thing is i strugged with the hands SO hard its so embarrassing LMAOO but that's everything i think,, thank you for sticking around and actually reading this huge block of text!! when i first saved this to my drafts it didn't pop up so i panicked but it appeared like 30 minutes later LMFAO,, one last time, go show frankie some love <33))

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

I'm.

I'm going to—

I don't even.

Tell me how much of a fool I am,

so that I may drown in the sweetness of my tears, and forget how bitter the glass — those words — went down my throat.

*snivels miserably as I tag my little beeplings through the blurriness of my bitter tears and disgusting mistakes*

@finleyforevermore @normal-internet-user @agentturtlecupcake @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr @itzsana-kiddingmenow @bluetoraa @averagerottmntsimp @wxnderless @alcides

That's everybody off the top of my head — ohmigosh I know I'm missing some precious people, I'm going to cry even HARDER.

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

I'M ABOUT TO PUKE

THE AVERAGEROTTMNTSIMP LIKED MY POST!????? MINE!!???? I'M ACTUALLY GOING CRAZY ONE OF MY FAVORITE TMNT POSTERS ACTUALLY LIKED SOMETHING THAT I MADE!!

[fishsticksloser]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

Thank you so much... 😭😭

[sinister-things]

Yan!Turtles Moodboards + Cool Songs

NOTE: I do not support this behavior in real life. This post is made for entertainment purposes ONLY. Everything in this post(and beyond) should always stay fictional. Please seek professional help if you or a loved one are experiencing any of these behaviors.

(Note: These were inspired by @averagerottmntsimp 's Self Aware AU)

Also ⚠️TW⚠️: Blood, handcuffs, candy/food

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Raph

Dependent + Protective

"I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters

I wanna be a good boy, I wanna be a gangster

'Cause you could be the beauty and I could be the monster"

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Leo

Manipulative + Dependent

"I'm going crazy now 걷잡을 수 없이 난

다시 또 이 밤을 지새운다

The moment when I close my eyes

All I see is red lights"

(Trans: "I'm going crazy now I'm out of control, stay up all night again, the moment when I close my eyes all I see is red lights.")

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Donnie

Obsessive + Controlling

(Note: I fucking love this song lol)

"What will it take?

What else should I do?

How far must I go to prove

That I love you?"

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Mikey

Delusional + Worshipper

"You just don't know it yet,

but you love me and I love you the same

One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything"

[lykaios2]

mutual sleepover!!

I think this started as a joke between me, @/acutiewithagun, and @/itsyagurlchip but now I have other mutuals in on it by accident so IT IS REAL NOW

so far we have

myself of course

@acutiewithagun

@itsyagurlchip

@purple-flagz

@lexiechr

those who have yet to join us: @astral--horrorshow, @averagerottmntsimp (the 3/4 mutual), @towomatos, @captainsweet, and @soaringinthesky

if you would like to join, just reblog the very long chain post about the sleepover with what you are bringing! even if it's just yourself :]

[aggressiveanon]

for some reason i can't stop thinking about corpse bride!mikey. maybe its the bones

"I know that I am dead; yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed."

im completely flabbergasted that my last doodle got so many notes so. heres something with actual effort put into it

click for better quality lmao

corpse bride!mikey by (the lovely) -> @averagerottmntsimp

sorry for spamming you with this dumb shit frankie lmao

[strawb3rrystar]

The baking incident.

Pairing: Rise! Mikey x GN! Reader

Warnings: Crack fic ig? Short, early post dedicated to one of my favorite blogs (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♥︎

Word count: 200+

"Mikey..." You gesture to the empty tub on the counter "Did you see who ate all of our cookies?"

"Leo." He looks up from his sketch pad "I came to check on them last night and found him eating them. You sigh, rubbing your temple. Those cookies were meant to be for your friend who was visiting New York.

"I can't believe him! He watched us bake those and then he went behind our backs!" You slam your fist against the counter "He was probably planning to eat them the entire time! What if he tries something again?"

"Don't worry." Mikey snickers "He won't. I'm sure of it."

"What do you mean..." Your eyes travel upwards where Mikey's finger is pointing. Your eyes widen as you finally see Leo chained to the ceiling, unconscious. You burst out laughing, making Mikey smile.

"How- How did you do that?!" You ask, clutching the counter.

"Dr. Delicate Touch." He simply replies. You walk around the counter to hug him.

"I love Dr. DT." You kiss the top of his head.

"Not me?" He pouts, giving you big sad eyes.

"Yes, you too." You nuzzle your nose against his snout "You big goof." You then glance at his sketch pad that was laying on the counter.

"Hey... Is that me?" You ask, your finger taps on the paper.

"Mhm, I could help but draw you." He takes your hand, lacing your five fingers with his three.

"Awww." You hear another voice from above. You and Mikey look up to see Leo fully awake. "Would you two lovebirds do me a favor and get me down?!" He yells, squirming in the chains.

"Nope." You reply smugly, running out of the kitchen with Mikey, Leo yelling for you to come back.

Star's notes -> Dedicated to @averagerottmntsimp had you in mind while writing! I hope ur eyelids are okay.

Taglist -> N/A | Join the taglist

[oleander-scribbles]

@averagerottmntsimp HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS ON BEING ALIVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

Hope you have an amazing day, and get to do whatever you want.

-Ollie

[angelo-the-doctor-of-feelings]

I’m just going to tag a tmnt blog here for an inside joke, you’ll understand when you check their bio..

@averagerottmntsimp heheh

I genuinely laughed.

(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Didn't even know I was married.