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what do we do think about pathetic bottom hughie... something that one post where its like "bouncing on it in a horrible clumsy way its so bad"

Loll I think he’s just a lil guy trying his best. One thing that I strongly believe is that he’s very VERY bad at dirty talk (partially cus he’s awkward in general but also because his brain turns into mush really quickly so all he can do is moan and cry).

I feel like he’d definitely make a conscious effort to say “sexy things” whenever you two are fucking at the start of the relationship but it sorta fails because you can tell its forced even though its cute to watch him stutter out a “smooth line”

I also think that if you guys got together near the first part of the show where he wasn’t used to a lot of physical activity you would kinda have to take control and move him around yk. Bouncing on dick is hard lol and I can’t imagine him enjoying it as much as having you bend him over and fuck him like he’s a piece of meat.

I will say that when he starts to get more confident he would want to have more control and as you grow in your relationship he wouldn’t be so afraid to make mistakes or be “cringe” which ofc leads to more enjoyable and intimate sex.

Bonus points if you somehow convince him and Butcher to have a threesome

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About your latest post! Just wanting to add that I don’t think people understand how big 12 inches is. That is HUGE, inhumane and (unless a fantasy/monster fic) completely illogical. Has nobody looked at a ruler?? Like bro, just take a damn look and you’ll see that you really don’t need it to be that long to feel something! I cringe whenever it’s your average smut fic and they pull out a length that literally wouldn’t fit in the characters pants. Like- bro pls 😭

LITERALLY THIS. It’s also a big pet peeve of mine when they give the reader a footlong because normal people don’t have the Empire State Building attached to their pelvis. Even a lot of NSFW alphabets never ever have their length below like 8 inches.

And like I said there’s nothing wrong with writing that because it’s your blog but atleast try to be realistic? There’s no way two characters can have a “quickie” if one of them is totally packing. Sex is hard sometimes and I just wish people would acknowledge that (and I will now check back my works to ensure that I’m not being a complete hypocrite lol)

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You low-key made me realize I have a thing for Homelander, like before coming in contact with your blog he didn't even pass my mind and now I always be thinking of him, wanting him to f me💔 (Love your blog in general actually, genuinely making me realize things about myself that even I didn't know about)

One down 8 billion to go. Honestly i don’t know why I write for him so much because I didn’t even consider him to be one of my favorite characters. Idk there’s just something about that man.

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Adding onto that anon's ask about uncircumcised Homelander, I'm pretty sure it'd be impossible to circumcise him at this point because his supe foreskin would break the Gomco clamp. Or if it's with laser it would make the laser reflect and immediately kill the doctor LMAOOAO

I completely did not see this ask but that actually makes sense. But now I’m thinking about how he shaves. Does he do it like Superman or what? Is his hair invulnerable as well because if it wasn’t he would be bald from flying so fast. And he can clearly grow a beard so we know he has to shave.

Personally I think the idea of homelander having vought make him a giant laser to shave his pubes is hilarious and I love it

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i cant say this off anon for my sanity but... about ur recent post. homelander wouldnt want sympathy hed want encouragement <3

I definitely think he’d want a lil hype man but I also think that it’s a 50/50 chance he’d respond positively to any reaction you give lol unless you do it in the manipulative dommy mommy type way cus he eats that shit up lol. He’s so unstable that even if he does want the encouragement the embarrassment of failing would cause him to get mad.

Uuugh I don’t wanna rant but there’s just so much on my mind about how he was raised to be a token straight boy and this pinnacle of masculinity but his lack of actual relationships or intimacy makes him lacking in all the categories he feels like he should be excelling in.

Ykwim like even if you guys got in a relationship he’d still struggle with trying to maintain that “perfect persona” that he’s so used to putting on (atleast at first). So yh telling him that he’s doing good and it’s okay to take things slow would be what he wants and what he needs but he would have to come to terms with the fact that he’s not perfect and that’s hard for his little pea brain to comprehend yk yk

I think I strayed so far from what this ask was saying 😅 but I’m always so glad to have a chance to talk about some of my favs

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Can you drop the @ for the account that does the old man price fics you mentioned 👀👀👀 it sounds delicious

It’s very delicious indeed. The account is @rodolfoparras and the works are just mwah idk how else to express my love for them. U can explore his blog on your own (and follow him) but here’s the like to his old man price Masterlist

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i love u bro

I love you too MWAH 💋💋💋

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I NEED to hear your thought on Eddie Gluskin(if you know him I mean)

I remember trying to get into the outlast fandom a while back but my brain just couldn’t process all the lore sorry 😣😣😣. The only characters I know of are the lady with the duck and the baby guy (and the black ghost thing).

A quick google search tells me that he’s a bit too psycho for my tastes but to each their own

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Happy pride Tiki

I love ur pfp and works, have a great day/night!!

HAPPY PRIDE TO YOU TOO!!!!!! This is the first year in my entire life that ive been openly queer (online that is) and im just getting over the feeling that someone ik in real life is gonna somehow find this blog lol. I LOVE THIS BLOG !!!!! I LOVE OLD MEN!!!!! I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!!!

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why are you emo?

Ugh you wouldn’t understand anyways. Nobody understands me….

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good morning! I wanted to ask a question. So far your works involve male readers and I’m wondering if you allow readers using she/her interacting with post or blog

I completely understand if you don’t allow it Have a good day/night ! :)

Hello hi hi. I have absolutely no problem with anyone of any gender interacting w my stuff. As long as you’re respectful AND NOT A MINOR you’re free to do whatever.

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Hello! I am just here to say that your writing is absolutely amazing, it always makes me smile even when I don't have no idea who is the character you are writing about. Hope you can get the groove of writing back, it would be sad to lose another amazing writer but please don't force yourself to write!(My apologies if this is repeated, the wi-fi of where I am sending this is bad asf)

Ugh why am I literally giggling and kicking my feet while typing this. Thank you so much for your kind words mwah mwah mwah. You genuinely just made my week so much better thank you 💕💕💕💕

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op you would be delighted to know that the omni-man/reader/homelander concept would be very possible in the Mortal Konbat 1 (2021) universe

I genuinely did not realize that I had any asks but I’ve decided to finally start invincible (hopefully) sometime this week so that I can lust more accurately.

Even though I love the possibilities that multiverses allows sometimes my little pea brain struggles to keep up so seeing all these different version of mark has me worried. They’re all cutie patooties tho so I’ll try not to think about things too hard 😊

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You low-key are the first person to ever outfreak me, low-key your post are making me giggle and shit because I wouldn't ever be thinking of those scenarios 💔 Never stop please 🙏🙏🙏

I am simply here to serve and i will continue to be horny TILL THE DAY I DIE. Even if i someday leave this blog behind just know that i'll be out there thinking about plowing old men into the ground. not just for me...but for all of us

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It's normal to get carried away every now and then, especially when thinking of a fantasy. I know it feels shitty but look, you could catch yourself and even stop from posting when you noticed that you were romanticizing some no so great stuff

If you do take a break, please take as much time as you need! I absolutely love your works and would wait as much as needed to read them again

Stay well tiki and I hope to see you soon <3 And be too hard on yourself! Remember no one's a saint

thank you for the kind words my friend. I finally got out of my room (i swear i was becoming a hikikomori) and i got some sun on my beautiful face. i feel so refreshed yippeeeeee

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MIN-JUN CAN BE A BOY'S NAME??? I literally had to change a whole document about an oc because Wikipedia said it was a girl's name😭😭😭😭

If I’m being honest with you I just chose it cus it sounded pretty. And I’m a bit confused now because I thought you addressed Koreans by their last names which don’t really have a gender j think. Like how everyone calls him “Gi Hun” not “Seong”

I’m not used to thinking much bare with me