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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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Two-Face: Yeah I used to be Bruce Wayne's best friend before going into villainy.

Hush: Well, I was Bruce Wayne's best friend before going into villainy FIRST.

Two-Face: Well I betrayed him more than you did.

Hush: Nice try, bitch, I definitely betrayed him more. I've spent my every waking moment thinking about how to exact my revenge against him since I was a child. I got plastic surgery so I could look exactly like him and try to steal his fortune and kill his butler.

Two-Face, flipping a coin to decide whether or not to call Hush a homophobic slur:

Two-Face: Fa-

#literally there's no heterosexual explanation for thomas elliots behaviour #“i hate bruce wayne SO MUCH i could kill him except I actually want to be JUST like him and I obsessively know everything about him”#“I've also memorized every detail about his face and body so I can surgically transform myself into him”#like my man are you sure you want to be him and not DATE him??#if you dont want to be like Hush kids dont be a psychopath with extremely repressed homosexuality #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #two face #harvey dent #hush dc #thomas elliott #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #also i dont headcanon that Two-Face is homophobic he just loves to offend people

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