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Squid Game (There’s No Squids)

I binged watched Netflix’s Original Series Squid Game because I seen so many people talking about it online and because my sister kept on telling me to watch. I’m honestly still in the high of soaking up everything about the show, so instead of doing a review like I want to, this is just all of my texts I sent to my sister, edited for spelling typos and other stuff.

Episode One: Red Light, Green Light

Me: Hey there’s cursing in the subs 👀

Me: DUDE YOUR DAUGTHER’S BIRTHDAY???

Me: Where the truck are the squids

Me: THIS IS AN HOUR LONG?

Me: What’s with Korean dad being losers

Me: What the f*ck

Me: WHAT THE F*CK

Sister: [Me: Where the truck are the squids] 😂

Me: I WASN’T PREPARE FOR A NOSE TORTURE

Me: ????

Me: PHYSICAL RIGHTS DUDE

Me: so he lost the money???

Sister: I’m (going to) eat right now but I’ll read your stuff later

Me: Dad was the kid in the opening right

Me: [What’s with Korean dad being losers] and having (a) daughter less than 13.

Me: GUN?

Me: I mean...good for defense?

Me: GOBLIN DUDE

Me: I DON’T BELIEVE IN JESUS

Me: GUN

Me: The game is rigged

Me: I just feel it

Me: Slap

Me: IN PUBLIC GUYS

Me: [The game is rigged] Ye

Me: OH (the game is not rigged)

Me: Cat!!! He dead ass gave it to cat.

Me: This isn’t creepy now.

Me: Wait what about their families!?!?!

Me: North Korean

Me: RANDOM ASS ENGLISH

Me: THAT TAKES CARE OF THE CAST 😶

Me: [Wait what about their families!?!?!] HELLO

Me: That old man wtf

Me: I don’t trust Sang-woo

Me: Goblin is head? 

Sister: [Me: Dad was the kid in the opening right] Ye

Sister: [Me: THAT TAKES CARE OF THE CAST 😶] Lol

Me: Bruh I was not expecting Fly Me to the Moon

Me: Phone dying will continued tomorrow

Sister: Okay

Me: Man I want to continue tho 😭

Me: Okay will watch episode two on tv but I won’t text you until I finished

Me: Wait are you done with show? 

Me: What episode you on?

Sister [Me: Wait are you done with show?] Ye

Episode Two: Hell

Me: That’s good.

Me: Anyway Sang-woo’s mom is so sad for her son

Me: Also loser dad’s mom!!!

Me: [Wait what about their families!?!?!] Thank you police detective for worrying over your probably dead brother.

Episode Three: The Man with the Umbrella

AND

Episode Four: Stick to the Team

Me: Third Episode No one is here

Me: Sang-woo looks better with his glasses I think it’s the haircut lol

Me: Not that he looks bad without it

Me: BATHROOM

Me: None in room weird

Me: WHAT CIGARETTE

Me: Ye so weird...

Me: 😶What the fuck players are killing each other and the game people aren’t doing shit

Me: [I don’t trust Sang-woo]  Also bitch figure out the game and didn’t tell his friend(s) lol

Me: Oh now he saves friend (Gi-hun) from getting his ass murder 🤣

Sister:  [Me: Also bitch figure out the game and didn’t tell his friend(s) lol] Ye

Me:  [Oh now he saves friend (Gi-hun) from getting his ass murder 🤣] Could be the flickering lights but he looked hot fighting

Me: Also the Pakistan guy with the metal plank lol

Me: Thank fuck for names

Me: Uh

Me: Are 212 and 101 gonna f*ck???

Me: They did the do 😶

Me: 4 ended on fucking cliffhanger need to watch that.

Sister: Lol

Me: Okay stopping at six but hopefully will finish later today or tomorrow

Sister: 😂 And to think you were putting it off lol

Me: You know somehow the fact I still haven’t gotten major spoilers is amazing

Me: I think the only one would be the first episode meme of the creepy ass doll and old man walking 

Me: [That old man wtf] This

Sister: Lol

Episode 5: A Fair World 

AND

Intermission

Me:  [Thank you police detective for worrying over your probably dead brother.] Okay so since episode 5 reveals not only his brother is alive but the sole survivor of the 2015 games...

Me: It is someone already present in show?

Sister: Lol why you’re asking?

Me: So you can laugh at my guesses 

Me: I think it’s either goblin salesman dude or the main mask man

Sister: Ah 😂

Me: Unless they’re all the same character

Me: God is this is legit I’ll lose it.

Me: This is Liar Game only deadly

Me: We never did finish the Korean Version of Liar Game

Sister: No I never finished Japanese one either lol

Me: Jkjk nice

[Some time later]

Me: I can’t wait to read the TV Tropes Page lol

Me: And ao3

Me: Who the fuck can you ship in squid game anyway

Sister: Oh you’ll see

Sister: You just finish 5?

Me: Ye

Me: [Sister: Oh you’ll see] This is ominous

Sister: Have fun with 6 🥳

Sister: Watch by yourself I suggest

Sister: And like, at least that no one to bother you so you can fully take it all in

Me: Like so far the closet I got is Gi-hun and Sang-woo due to the whole “childhood friend” aspect but even then I’m not board on it because Sang Woo is a shady MF

Me: [Sister: Have fun with 6 🥳] What is this implying this is even more ominous

Me: Actually you know the grunts remind me of the Among Us guys lol

Me: Detective dude playing Among Us

Me: Do you think you can survive the Squid Game?

Me: I don’t think I can lol

Me: I’ll chicken out at the signing and leave

Sister: [Detective dude playing Among Us] Lol that’s the meme for him

Sister: [Do you think you can survive the Squid Game?] Hell no

Sister: [I’ll chicken out at the signing and leave] I wouldn’t go back

Episode 6: Gganbu

Me: I was going to say Sang-woo is a jerk for not picking his best friend

Me: But HEY SANG-WOO IS PROBABLY GONNA SCREW ALI OVER

Me: Don’t trust the bitch

Me:  [I was going to say Sang-woo is a jerk for not picking his best friend] Gi-hun picked old man tho 😢 he so nice

Me: too bad he’s loser dad lol

Me:  [But HEY SANG-WOO IS PROBABLY GONNA SCREW ALI OVER] OH MY GOD SANG-WOO DON’T DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE GONNA DO

Me: [Sister: Oh you’ll see] Lesbian vibes going on

Me:  [OH MY GOD SANG-WOO DON’T DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE GONNA DO] HE DID THAT WH*RE

Me: Also I am looking respectfully at him 👀👀👀

Me: 👀👀

Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me: [Lesbian vibes going on] Holy fuck she just “killed” the one person she actually likes too

Me: 😭 AND THE OLD MAN HE KNEW AND DIDN’T CARE AT THE END

Episode Seven: VIPS

Me: I AM STILL CRYING

Me: AND FUCK SANG-WOO

Me: HE REALLY DID IT AND MORE

Me: 212 STILL ALIVE HOLY FUCK

Me: I truly hope she kills 101 lol

Sister: [Me: I AM STILL CRYING] Lol

Sister: That episode fucked up a lot of people

Me: YEAH I CAN SEE WHY

Me: That is so damn depressing

Me: Okay compose yourself

Me: So Front Man isn’t [the] host

Me: Brother is someone I swear

Sister: Lol

Sister: Might as well finish show today lol

Sister: It’s only 9 episodes

Me: Yep

Me: [Brother is someone I swear] He is the Front Man this is my final guess

Me: Holy Fudge there is a lot of English here today

Me: [He is the Front Man this is my final guess] Like he reacted...Odd to the fake police body. 

Me: Okay how fucking long is the detective’s battery lasting 

Me: My is at 15 now so after this I’ll charge and finish later lol

Sister: [Me: Okay how fucking long is the detective’s battery lasting] Lol meme too

Me: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK THIS OLD MAN ON SOMEONE SAVE THE DETECTIVE

Sister: Lol 96

Me: 69

Me: EW EW DOUBLE EW

Me: SOMEONE KILL THIS GROSS OLD WHITE MAN

Me: I hope to God that Front Man is the brother

Me: Detective nearly pulled off his dick lol

Me:  [I truly hope she kills 101 lol] Yes she did it 🥳

Me: Took herself out but she didn’t care lol

Me: So Sang-woo really pushed someone huh

Me: God it’s like the second he decides to fuck everyone over he gets hot

Me: I mean 

Me: 👀👀👀 Looking respectfully 

Me: Phone gonna charge I’m done

Sister: [Me: God it’s like the second he decides to fuck everyone over he gets hot] Lmao

Me: I mean...am I wrong???

Episode Eight: Front Man

Me: Two more to go

Me: Oh god

Me: Half an hour?!?!

Me: [Like so far the closet I got is Gi-hun and Sang-woo due to the whole “childhood friend” aspect but even then I’m not board on it because Sang Woo is a shady MF] Childhood friends to strangers to enemies Gi-hun is not tolerating Sang-woo anymore

Me: SAE-BYEOK

Me: GIRL NOOO

Me: Detective has 12% battery left???

Me: Damn he must not have fun apps

Me: Bruh these two men are just eating fighting

Me: [I hope to God that Front Man is the brother] WHAT THE FUCK HE’S THE BROTHER OH NOO THIS ISN’T GONNA END WELL

Sister: [Me: Damn he must not have fun apps] May it’s his police phone

Me: Jkjk probably

Me: [WHAT THE FUCK HE’S THE BROTHER OH NOO THIS ISN’T GONNA END WELL]  WHY

Me: WHY INDEED

Me: WHAT THE DETECTIVE DID WAS ALL FOR NOTHING???

Me: SANG-WOO MURDERED SAE-BYEOK

Me: GI-HUN WAS GOING TO KILL

Me: FLY ME TO THE MOON

Me: IN OTHER WORDS, PLEASE BE TRUE

Me: IN OTHER WORDS, I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭

Sister: [Me: SANG-WOO MURDERED SAE-BYEOK] But at least he was hot

Me: Yeah...

Me: BUT STILL WTF MAN

Episode Nine: One Lucky Day

Me: WAS HE TRYING TO GET GI-HUN INSTEAD?

Me: SHOE SAND ATTACK

Me: Gi-hun was actually cool in that moment lol

Me: THAT FUCKING DOLL

Me: 😭😭😭 Sang-woo wtf

Me: He really gave it all up in the end

Me: He still values their friendship in the end

Me: YOU ARE ALL I LONG FOR

Me: ALL I WORDSHIP AND ADORE

Me: IN OTHER WORDS, PLEASE BE TRUE

Me: IN OTHER WORDS

Me: 😭😭😭

Me: This song is just for fuck up shows huh

Sister: Which other???

Me: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Sister: Oh 😂

Me: [Childhood friends to strangers to enemies Gi-hun is not tolerating Sang-woo anymore] Childhood friends to strangers to enemies to maybe in another life

Me: MOM DIED WTF 😭😭

Me: Damn Gi-hun got depression and I don’t blame him

Me: HEY WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Me: [😭 AND THE OLD MAN HE KEW AND DIDN’T CARE AT THE END] OKAY F*CK I WASN’T EXPECTING SOME EDEN OF THE EAST BULLSHIT WITH THE TAXI DRIVER

Me: SO THE OLD MAN JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN I GUESS HE RETHINK HIS CHOICE HUH

Me: JACKASS I STILL CRIED FOR YOU BUT IT WASN’T DESERVE

Me: Okay maybe a little I think given he called Gi-hun before he died I think he did like him

Me: [That old man wtf] OH SO THAT EXPLAINS THE SHIT EATING SMILE

Me: 😭😭 Gi-hun kept his promise after a year of depression

Me: Little brother is taken care of and uh, something with Sang-woo’s Mom

Me: Also he looks bad with red hair

Sister: [Me: JACKASS I STILL CRIED FOR YOU BUT IT WASN’T DESERVE] Lol

Me: Almost doneeee

Sister: I’m going to nap for a bit, I’ll read when I wake up

Me: HEY WHAT WITH THE ENDING

Me: DID GI-HUN DECIDE TO NOT SEE HIS DAUGHTER TO TAKE DOWN THE SQUID GAME PEOPLE

Me: Also goblin cameo again

Trying to Make Sense Of It All/Fun Miscellaneous

Me: [😶What the fuck players are killing each other and the game people aren’t doing shit] 😶 Oh considering the old man I think he wasn’t expecting this at all and him wanting to stop is him legitimately wanting it to stop

Me: Him wanting fun like his childhood make sense given his age he lived through the Japanese occupation and that era was hell

Me: https://www.reddit.com/r/squidgame/comments/py705x/il_nam_player_001_grew_up_surrounded_by_dead/

Me: TV Tropes has lots to say about Sang Woo diverse character lol

Me: And the old man of course

Me: Ao3 Time!!!

Me: Sae-byeok and Ji-yeong 🥰 I totally get it

Me: Sang woo and Ali? Whatever float your boat

Me: Of course

Me: [Childhood friends to strangers to enemies to maybe in another life] .

Me: Okay so why is Gi-hun and the detective ship together? 

Me: I would personally ship Gi-hun and Front Man

Me: Trauma dudes

Me: Ah, the Salesman and Gi-hun

Me: I was not expecting the protagonist, a 40 something man, to be ship with so many different people

Sister: [Me: DID GI-HUN DECIDE TO NOT SEE HIS DAUGHTER TO TAKE DOWN THE SQUID GAME PEOPLE] Ye

Sister: [Me: 😶 Oh considering the old man I think he wasn’t expecting this at all and him wanting to stop is him legitimately wanting it to stop] I fucking called it in the first episode he was part of it lol

Me: Ooh why? This only?

Sister: [Me: I was not expecting the protagonist, a 40 something man, to be ship with so many different people] Lol

Sister: Okay so main character actor was in The Thieves

Me: BRUH

Sister: And Sang-woo’s actor was in the Mermaid K-Drama

Me: Has to be someone I don’t remember or met lol

Sister: So there’s a thing on reddit, someone said the way the characters die is foreshadowed.

Sister: Like Ali stole something in episode 2 and he dies by having something stolen (from him)

Me: Oh

Sister: Sang-woo tried to commit suicide in episode 2

Me: And he kills himself in episode 9

Sister: Sae-byeok said she was gonna cut the dude’s throat in episode 2

Sister: 101 with the bridge

Sister: Police Detective threw a squid game person off the boat to hide in the game

Me: Wow!

Me: I hope this show doesn’t get a season 2 lol

Me: I like the ending

Me: Like you could interpret it as Gi-hun taking a boat lol

Sister: [Me: I hope this show doesn’t get a season 2 lol] Right it was good for a season

Sister: I don’t really want to see more of the VIPS

Me: God I wished Front Man just went in and killed the VIP close to assaulting his brother

Me: I’M SO PISSED AT THAT TWIST LIKE WHY

Me: If we get a season two I want to see the 2015 game and the present intersplice together

Me: So Front Man and Gi-hun can have a real heart to heart chat

Me: Twitter compares Sang-woo and Gi-hun to Hannibal and Will

Me:  🌚 Taking this as a sign I need to sleep

The Next Day (Spoilers for the video game 999, movie The Cabin in the Woods, and tv show Hannibal)

Sister: I knew the old man was bad because of 999

Sister: There’s always one playing the game 😅

Sister: And that belko experiment movie

Me: ?

Me: ACE

Sister: June??

Me: Oh

Sister: 😂

Sister: https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeroEscape/comments/pva15x/anyone_seen_squid_game_new_korean_netflix_series/

Sister: [Image of Reddit User No-Asparagus-9507 saying “The only thing they have in common is that they both make you distrust old people.”] Lol

Me: They’re not wrong 😅

Sister: I really wish they made the VIPS Korean

Me: Yeah to emphasize

Sister: Like higher ups in the political world or something

Me: Ye

Sister: It ruined them being foreigners and that English 💀💀💀

Me: I never thought I would hear bad English from western actors

Sister: Like Cabin in the Woods, make it so every country has their own watchers

Me: Ye!!!

Sometime later

Sister: Oh! So did you expect Gi-hun to help the dude that was on the street in that last episode?

Me: I did at first but then I realize he’s so pissed off with the old man and at games and his depression he didn’t do it due to his state of mind

Me: So him at end going after the Salesman and stopping the poor sap who was going to risk his life is him going back to normal, sort of

Me: Doesn’t excuse not visiting his daughter but hell I can see why

Sister: There was another analysis thing that said no one really grew much compared to when we first saw them. Like he’s still the same “dad”.

Me: I mean in Gi-hun’s case his daughter did move to the US

Me: Still

Me:  https://mobile.twitter.com/02png/status/1449111995987283972?s=20

Me: Front Man Art

Me: [If we get a season two I want to see the 2015 game and the present intersplice together]  I WANT 2015 GAMES

Me: [So Front Man and Gi-hun can have a real heart to heart chat] I wished Front Man revealed he was in the games so Gi-hun could just get more pissed off

Sister: [Me:  https://mobile.twitter.com/02png/status/1449111995987283972?s=20] Ooh

Me: I WANT TO SEE HIS GAME MAN

Me: Like you think he enter for his brother

Me: WHO HE LATER KILLS WITH GUILT HAUNTING HIM FOREVER

Sister: People who watch Korean stuff said they were surprised to see the actor 

Sister: Because he’s like one of the highest paid actor

Me: Really? Damn

Sister: Someone said he looks like Korean Mads (Mikkelsen)

Me: Yeah I got that vibe

Me: [Twitter compares Sang-woo and Gi-hun to Hannibal and Will] Wrong comparison then

Me: Honestly speaking if there is a season two it should be the reversal

Me: In Hannibal, Will joined the dark side

Me: So have Gi-hun managing to get Front Man to (help) take down the games

Me: Keep it intersplice with 2015 games to show how Front Man eventually became the same bastard who put him through hell

Me: How you like my concept of season two being (the) reversal of Hannibal

Me: [Sister: Because he’s like one of the highest paid actor] BRUH HE WAS IN THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN REMAKE????

Sister: Oh yeah!

Sister: [Me: How you like my concept of season two being (the) reversal of Hannibal) Wait huh?

Me: Basically instead of protag becoming evil antagonist becomes good

Me: So Gi-hun convinces Front Man to end the Squid Game

Sister: Ohh

Me: Granted this is me wanting more content of these two the potential is strong here.

Sister: 😅

Final/Just Yesterday

Me: https://mobile.twitter.com/jajayes_/status/1452249286402580487?s=20

Me: LOL FUCK THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

Sister: 😂

(Honestly speaking, Squid Game is a very captivating show with its themes and criticism and characters but there’s no way I could ever watch it again I won’t be able to handle it a second time.)