☨- "I see that everyone is still around and kickin'. Unless what I'm staring at is a ghoul, then i retract my statement."
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Of course he's good at hide-and-seek, he's been setting the example for absent and inattentive fathers since the beginning of time itself.
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⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 visual ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 study ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 aesthetics ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 desires ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 headcanons ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 music ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 dash games ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄⠀ 、 dash commentary ⠀!
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— " Y'know, I get it. I'd wanna put my entire face on a lamp too, but last time I did that I fucking burned myself against the bulb. "
— " ... I don't do that anymore. "
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all this talk about family makes me wonder if i'll ever have a kid. probably not, i'm… not ready for that.
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𖤐 ⸻ she's pouring herself a drink since the dash is talking about dick again . " you guys . . . have an obsession . "
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there's so much yelling about pasta in the bunker and she's just . . . slipping headphones on.
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"...Who gave that cat a fucking gun???"
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“anyway i hope you guys try my next concoction. It’s a drink that makes you automatically submissive and breedable. I called it the breenk.”
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🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION: 🚧
Please do not panic. Or do, I ain’t ya momma.
Tag Dump.
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what the hell did i miss out on while in internet outage land
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“No shit?!”
Not like she’s surprised or anything.
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— " ... Does that mean Santa is also a voyeur? "
— " Fucking fat bastard, called it. "
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" ugh. if i wake up to another adam rant i'm going to do something i regret… "
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⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 mirror ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 study ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 aesthetics ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 desires ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 headcanons ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 music ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄 ⠀ 、 dash games ⠀!
⛧. ⠀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄⠀ 、 dash commentary ⠀!
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@stanfordprepped : Y'ALL ARE YEE-ING YOUR LAST HAW. BUT IN JAIL.
𖤐 ⸻ " that sounds kinky. "
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