#₊⁺ 007

[jackalope-official]

Oh, we have a new face around here? Now who might you--

...Wait... You seem oddly familiar. Those antlers...

@kazui-mukuhara-official

Heheheh... That's right- It's me, the all mighty Jackalope! And now much more attractive in this form. Hehehe... You must be in awe of my looks right about now.

[ultimate-007]

LIVE AND LET DIE 1973

Solitaire (Jane Seymour)

[eggdrawsthings]

obsessed with his cute little swimsuit

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

I read on Twilight's wiki page that Endo always intended on him having a high paying job (like a doctor or a lawyer) and in the end he chose to make Loid a psychiatrist due to his affinity for psychology.

And can I say. Lawyer Loid was such a missed opportunity. So much comedic potential.

Like. you have Loid Forger, notorious in the firm for winning every case that comes across him, due to his clear and concise arguments and knowledge of the law. Then you look at his home life and see that this man can't win an argument against his four six year old daughter. The minute her eyes turn teary he folds so easily. Like. That's comedy gold.

And I feel like on first meeting Yuri would hate him even more. Like, I feel like Yuri's the type of guy who goes, "a defense attorney? AKA a professional liar?" (← is a cop lying to his sister about his job) and his internal monologue just goes, "what does yor see in him? sure, he's handsome, smart, popular in his firm--" [angrily munching on food Loid made him]

And there's news of a murder on several news channels while they're having dinner one day, and the news agency names the suspect and Loid offhandedly goes, "Oh, my firm handled that" (I have to mention my work life for the mission, so they dont suspect I'm anything but a lawyer), and Yor goes, "I don't think a man his height could have done that. Look at the blood splatter. Had to be someone taller" And Loid's looking at her like: 👁️👁️, and Yor fumbles with, "Oh, Yuri used to love those detective shows when we were kids" and Loid's like, "anything you say <3. do you want some more chicken?"

And, logically, if he's assigned to a popular/high-profile enough firm, there's a higher likelihood of him making contact with high-profile businesspeople (sure they have their own legal teams, but for a consultation or something?) rather than a psychiatrist. (Again, my own opinion)

But the only downside is whenever he pulls some medical shit he cant go, "Oh, I learned that in med school" but the natural excuse can be "oh, i was a sergeant, i learned some basic medical knowledge during the war"

Anyway. Lawyer Loid could have been peak comedy.

[tampire]

Hello~! Crowley likes James Bond a normal amount.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Think I’ve finally figured out why Daniel Craig is trending

This image has become a meme in comparing him to a banker / accountant / antiques dealer / European MP, university professor etc etc (whilst also acknowledging the sexiness ofc)

Why does he keep accidentally creating viral memes and he doesn’t even know 😭😭

[nataleenatalia]

[blurglesmurfklaine]

listen. I have never in my life been crazy about Daniel Craig, like I know he exists and I know he’s 007 James Bond but was I a frothing at the mouth over this middle aged man fangirl about him??? nah. hes just kinda been *gestures vaguely* around.

you put him in a silly little outfit, give him a southern drawl, and make him solve mysteries in THE fruitiest campiest way??? I suddenly understand the appeal and cannot tear my eyes away

[bloodybarbrawl]

commission for "Bring It On! Occidental entertainment fan convention" 2023

[jackalope-official]

Welcome, welcome! This is Jackalope’s official Tumblr account! How am I accessing the internet? … Don’t worry about that. Let’s skip all the questions for now- I should properly introduce myself first, right? Although, I’m sure you’ve already heard of someone as amazing as me!

Character info ; Jackalope, Age unknown not a rabbit

Mod info ; Mairu/Kyoi He/they, genderfluid Can be found at @whats-it-mean

(( Psst! The mod will most likely project their own headcannons onto this character- with so little information on him, how can they not? ))

Blog rules ; ˎˊ˗ No NSFW… I’m sure there are plenty of young ladies fawning over me right this second, but let’s keep it PG-13, shall we? ˎˊ˗ General DNI criteria ˎˊ˗ Proship/Comship DNI ˎˊ˗ Really, people, let’s just keep things civil- Please, don’t go stirring up drama.

Tagging index ; ˎˊ˗ Anything for the fans! ; Non-rp blog interactions ˎˊ˗ Listen up fans! ; General text posts ˎˊ˗ I have better things to be doing! ; rp/prisoner interactions ˎˊ˗ Would the great Jackalope really say that!? ; OOC posts/modposting ˎˊ˗ Let's not go there! ; TW/CW post ˎˊ˗ A spell cast!? ; Magic anon effects ₊⁺ A fan? ; non-rp blogs ₊⁺ A secret admirer? ; anons ₊⁺ 000 ; Es ₊⁺ 001 ; Haruka ₊⁺ 002 ; Yuno ₊⁺ 003 ; Fuuta ₊⁺ 004 ; Muu ₊⁺ 005 ; Shidou ₊⁺ 006 ; Mahiru ₊⁺ 007 ; Kazui ₊⁺ 008 ; Amane ₊⁺ 009 ; Mikoto (+ other system members) ₊⁺ 010 ; Kotoko ₊⁺ …Do i know you? ; Rei ₊⁺ …Aren't you dead!? ; Mrs. Kirisaki

Now that we’ve got introductions out of the way, you can go ahead with those praises I just know you were holding back…

[sootightjeans2]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Eva Green as Vesper Lynd - Casino Royale (2006)

[adamation3]

Okay Muppet History you are a Legend!!!

[nataleenatalia]

Nata Lee at the beach

[kind-of-heart-dumb-of-ass]

Daniel Craig really went from

to

And we are all here for it