3 peas in a pod โข dr3 part 1 เฉโฉโงโห
เฉโฉโงโห pairing || daniel ricciardo x ln4 best friend!reader
เฉโฉโงโห genre || social media au
เฉโฉโงโห summary || y/n, danny, and lando are best friends, three peas in a pod. lando and y/n grew up together, surely if any of them are dating it's them... right?
เฉโฉโงโห warning || slight age gap, slut shaming
เฉโฉโงโห a/n || i have realised that i have a habit of making the reader best friends with lily and alex, i'd apologise but I think it really just reflects my obsession w them... like who wouldn't wanna be best friends with them?! also sorry if it seems rushed but p2 will be out semi soonish- iโm gonna finish some other works first!
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yourusername rahhhh ๐ฌ๐ง ln4 home race!
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username7 my fave mclaren girly ๐งก
username81 y/n being the biggest ln4 fan - y/n lando truthers we win!
landonorris my biggest fan ๐งก
โคท username37 awww
โคท username4 never beating the dating allegations
lilymhe bae
โคท yourusername forever
maxfewtrell slide 5: live footage of y/n during the race
โคท username16 yk itโs real when his best friend ships them as well
danielricciardo papaya princess
โคท username18 best friends my ass
โคท username71 awww heโs like a big brother to her ๐ฅฐ
โคท username6 girl-
username66 i love when y/n goes to races!
carmenmmundt me encanta
mclaren our fave girl in orange!
โคท yourusername love u admin
username11 slutting out for mclaren ๐
maxverstappen1 cheering for me? thanku y/n/n!
โคท yourusername ofc, og orange army maxxie
โคท danielricciardo ๐คจ
โคท landonorris ๐คจ
โคท mclaren ๐คจ
landonorris u always capture my features best ๐
โคท yourusername yk it ๐๐ซ
username27 y/n is landos biggest fan itโs so cute
username16 she was made for the colour orange ๐งก๐งก
alex_albon no feature? rip
โคท yourusername soz albono, papaya boys only today!
lissiemackintosh my girl โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
โคท yourusername ILY
martingarrix ๐งก
adam_norris_pure_electric Very nice y/n ๐คฉ
โคท username17 father-in-law ๐คจ
username13 just y/n supporting her boyfriend at his home race ๐คญ
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yourusername papaya on film while we wait for ๐ญ๐บ
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username17 y/n always coming through w the content
username92 daniel looks majestic
username81 they both look soooo gooodddd
mclaren papaya princess doing papaya things ๐งก
โคท yourusername papaya 4 life ๐งก๐งก
username16 can she like just pick one of them?
โคท username51 just bc ur bitter that sheโs friends w them ๐
landonorris baller โน๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
โคท yourusername we wonโt talk abt how u missed then? ok!
โคท username4 whack him again queen!
โคท username52 best couple things
danielricciardo ๐งก
โคท username72 farkkk just admit youse are dating!
โคท username18 why would they do that when sheโs obv dating lando??
โคท username16 he could be her grandpa wtf
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yourusername summy timeโ๏ธ
tagged landonorris, danielricciardo
username1 y/n feeding us that summer break content
username45 ahhh sheโs w lan + dan
alex_albon why is lando giving u the bird
โคท yourusername heโs a brat
โคท landonorris ME?
โคท danielricciardo can confirm. heโs a brat.
โคท username68 he was probs sick of third wheeling ๐ญ
โคท username4 *daniel was sick of third wheeling
isahernaez guapasรญma ๐
โคท yourusername miss u isaaa ๐
username96 sheโs literally living the dream
mclaren Thank you for the content queen!
โคท yourusername papaya fan doing papaya things ๐งก
username52 mclaren whore
โคท username18 shut up
danielricciardo cute
โคท username18 absolutely zero game iโm crying
username72 y/n and her boyfriends
โคท username7 no but fr iโm so confused is she dating dan? is she dating lando?
โคท username72 idk if sheโs dating either but pretty sure if she is itโs defs lando
โคท username7 theyโd be so cute ๐ childhood friends to lover excellence
username64 sorry but how is she so pretty
chloestroll stunning babes
โคท yourusername ๐๐
riabish stunnn
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lando.jpg clicks ๐ธ
tagged yourusername, lilymhe, alex_albon, danielricciardo
username02 omf mans is in love
username8 u honestly want me to believe that they arenโt dating? LOOK AT THIS
username92 the way he captures her ๐ซ
yourusername yummy juicy watermelon
โคท danielricciardo hell yea
โคท lando.jpg what?
โคท danielricciardo what?
โคท yourusername whatโฆ?
โคท username73 what ๐ตโ๐ซ
username5 omgomgomg lando danny y/n lily and alex all on break together THEY DID THIS FOR ME
username92 so we arenโt gonna talk abt that last picโฆ
โคท username6 is that danny and y/n?
โคท username92 yuppp
โคท username6 y/n danny nation W
โคท username72 heโs just taking photos of her lol
alex_albon โ๏ธโ๏ธ
username16 soft launch fr
username72 finally we can shut up those crazy y/n daniel shippers - that man could be her father ๐คข
โคท username4 REALLLL childhood friends to lovers always prevails
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daniel3.jpg summer was cute.
tagged lando.jpg, yourusername
username3 that 3 following him everywhere
username47 omg that 4th slide of y/nโฆ
โคท username8 and we were going crazy abt the one lando took ๐ณ
username99 the difference in the pics lando and daniel tookโฆ platonic vs romantic ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username17 he saw all yโall running ur mouths abt y/n and lando, and set the record straight
yourusername very cute โบ๏ธ
โคท landonorris ew who are u?
โคท lilymhe lay off my wife ๐น
โคท alex_albon yea ok not surprised
โคท username36 lando being grossed out by danny and y/n being soft for eachother - fork found in kitchen
lilymhe THREE pics of y/n and ZERO of me and alexโฆ ok. ๐ซต
โคท username17 lily is a y/n daniel truther
username17 he should feel ashamed- posting photos of y/n like thatโฆ what a creep
โคท username3 iโm sure being her best friend he got her consent. also sheโs literally 24 - she can make her own decisions
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f1 BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo will leave McLaren at the end of the 2022 season.
username17 NO FUCKING WAY.
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yourusername doing just fine ๐๐ท
tagged danielricciardo, landonorris, alex_albon, lilymhe
username17 glad to see our bffs are all still bffs
username2 y/n the woman that u are.
username62 this is kinda the equivalent of y/n flipping of mclaren
username71 daniel w baby content AHHHH
lilymhe oh!
โคท yourusername you look cute babe ๐ฅบ
username28 y/n said zak brown u will not ruin our summer
danielricciardo ๐ค
alex_albon why does lando look in love with daniel?
โคท landonorris bc i AM in love with daniel.
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landonorris i โค๏ธ ?
username22 NO FUCKING WAY
username92 y/n and lando HARD LAUNCH BABY
username73 WE BEEN KNOWN WE BEEN WAITING
username9 third slideโฆ do u think they got together in ny?!
username5 that man is not lando
โคท username09 RIGHT like heโs to tall and big?
โคท username3 yk who it could be thoโฆ
alex_albon why r u pretending ur breaking the rules yourusername โฆ ur well over 21 #old
โคท yourusername woah slow ur roll albono
danielricciardo nycโฆ u love nyc right?
โคท landonorris no daniel i love YOU
yourusername nyc get litty dab on them haters lfggggg in new yorkkkkkkk concrete jungles where dreams are made offfff
โคท danielricciardo u age me
โคท yourusername u donโt need me for that danny
โคท lilymhe DAMN boom roasted thereโs nothing u cant doooo i when ur in new yorkkkkkk
โคท alex_albon u age me
โคท yourusername u are old anyways
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yourusername concrete jungle
username82 iโm so soft the way sheโs still watching the race ๐ฅน
username57 theyโre her boys ๐ฅน
username01 did she go to little italy in nycโฆ. bc she couldnโt be in italy for the race GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR OTHERS
danielricciardo bellissimo
โคท yourusername ๐๐ค
lilymhe hottttt
landonorris biggest ln4 fan ๐
โคท yourusername hmmmm more of a dr3 girly
โคท username62 awww i love how lan and y/n tease each other ๐ฅน
โคท danielricciardo taste yourusername
mclaren our papaya girl even across the world ๐
alex_albon wet dream tomato ๐
โคท georgerussell63 are those the lyrics? i always thought it was where dreams are made of ๐
you learn something new haha
โคท yourusername george u are too much
โคท alex_albon george you are such a loser
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danielricciardo my home away from home
tagged yourusername
yourusername save a horse ride a- sorry nvm
โคท alex_albon FERAL
โคท username17 girl stand up ๐ญ
username02 A WIN FOR THE Y/N DANIEL TRUTHERS
username99 this is such a coupley post
landonorris everybody watch out y/nโs on the loose
username73 oh to be in texas at a party w y/n and daniel
username18 THE HAND IN HIS HAIR?!
mclaren yeehaw ๐ค
scottyjames31 looking good DR
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yourusername save a horse #riccrodeo
tagged danielricciardo
username9 omg the horse rlly had its own paddock pass
username63 couples who share a weird obsession w texas together stay together
username6 pls tell me u bought him that badge
โคท yourusername can confirm
danielricciardo 2nd pic was the best moment of my life
โคท username12 monaco 2018 u r DUST
landonorris btw no hat and boot shopping is not fun. especially with y/n and daniel.
โคท username73 not lando playing boyfriend for his girlfriend AND best friend ๐คฃ
enchante ๐ค
mclaren best looking cowgirl in the paddock ๐ซถ
username62 mr and mrs texas
scottyjames31 how we feel abt the chops y/n/n?
โคท yourusername letโs not talk abt itโฆ
โคท scottyjames31 ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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lando.jpg yeehaw
username3 mans cant catch a break w dannyโs shit
username8 i just know heโs wallowing in his own pain bc his girlfriend and teammate have been cosplaying cowboys the entire weekend
โคท username26 not his girlfriend theyโre just best friends
โคท username8 okayyyyy
โคท username72 well if she is iโm pretty sure heโs in pain bc his girlfriend and teammate look more like a couple then they do
yourusername thatโs the spirit!
โคท landonorris you have enough spirit for the both of u
โคท alex_albon heโs right
โคท yourusername โน๏ธ
โคท landonorris IN A GOOD WAY!
โคท yourusername okkkkโฆ.
โคท danielricciardo donโt let them dull your sparkle
maxfewtrell whereโs the boots mate?
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danielricciardo back home
tagged redbullracing, christianhorner
username72 DR IS BACK
username74 3rd driver but heโll be back as soon as we know it
yourusername so proud โค๏ธ
username2 rb golden boy is back
christianhorner ๐โค๏ธ
scottyjames31 YES DR rb athletes ๐๐
username01 prime time danny coming to a screen near you
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yourusername switching sides *caption edited *fun dump
username45 Y/N DONT THINK WE DIDNT SEE THAT
username81 MAXIEL CONTENT IN 2022?
danielricciardo ๐
username17 the rb can ๐ team daniel fr
username18 traitorous bitch. youโd be no where without mclaren.
maxfewtrell what did u say for lando to give u that side eye?
โคท yourusername took this right before i showed him the postโฆ you could say he was disappointed
username71 um are we gonna ignore that last photo?!
maxverstappen1 ๐
โคท username17 what does this mean?!
username26 y/n is fr soft launching daniel
โคท username4 it could be anyone
redbullracing ๐ฅถ
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landonorris oi whatโs w the photo
โคท yourusername which one ๐
username72 idk if anyoneโs noticed but y/n actually hasnโt tagged or responded to any mclaren comments since danielโs contract termination was announcedโฆ
โคท username2 waitโฆ
username38 sensory overloadโฆ the way everyone is ignoring the soft launch
lilymhe whoโs that man y/n/nโฆ?
โคท alex_albon i know ๐
โคท lilymhe i know where u live ๐น
โคท alex_albon yeahโฆ with me ๐ง
username28 y/n has really been distancing herself from the papaya princess image lately and now it makes so much sense
username3 daniel getting y/n in the divorce???
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Today's science fact:
Spiders have an open blood circulation system, which means they do not have veins and their blood is different from the blood of mammals. Unfortunately many healthcare professionals do not know this, which can lead to improper methods in...
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๐๏ธvoice_of_night_vale
Spiders are a valuable part of our community and deserve good healthcare.
But more importantly, I want everyone to know that Carlos the Scientist made this post, he is my husband and I love him very much! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ชฌa-thousand-fingernails Follow
Cecil everyone knows you and Carlos are married and most of us are happy for you but you don't need to tell this in every post you make
๐๏ธvoice_of_night_vale
Wait have I mentioned it before?
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โญsheriffofallarts
Hah saw some loser (@ marble-eyes) bring the same girl (@ mountainbeliever343 I think, couldn't see her face clearly from the cameras) home for the third time this week lol
cmon just say you are girlfriends already dont be shy
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Hey you can't just share private information like that!! And besides that is not true, I haven't brought anyone home for a long time, I don't have time for that anymore!!!
๐กsecretly-in-your-home
No. I can confirm that what Sam said is true. I was there. I am always there. Also, I put the rest of your cereal to your washing machine. They have been in the cupboard for a while now, I thought they were getting quite dusty and needed cleaning.
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We had an another great season with @nvwheelchairbasketball team again! Thank you everyone, it's an honor to be the captain of the team! See you guys next season <3
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Aaaaa congratulations! I miss you guyssss
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โ๏ธprophet-of-smiling-god
I just had the most delightful date with the most gorgeous theologist in Desert Bluffs Too!!! We had a lovely dinner at my house (some eyeball salad, mushed tarantulas and fried human fingers), watched some movies and of course made sure to serve our great Smiling God by making each other as happy as possible!! Unfortunately Charles said that it would make him unhappy if I shared the details, but I can confidently say that I have never been more joyful!!
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Kevin, you missed a service in the Temple of Joy because of this. Surely you would remember doing that for an old friend, wouldn't you? ๐
โ๏ธprophet-of-smiling-god
Oh, Lauren, of course I wouldn't ignore anything like that on purpose, you know how much I love tolerating you!!
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๐violentfootstool-deactivated20230416
Hey guys, so I just spoke to the new scientist lady and found out I don't actually have three pairs of arms. The lower two were just robot limbs that I tried out when I was seven years old and forgot to take them off. So hows your day ://
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I am always happy to help with explaining your problems away.
๐tinfoilforteeth
Hey bitch how is it going under the cow
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๐๏ธvoice-of-night-vale
Alright, I'm going to say it. Steve Carlsberg does NOT know how to be a basketball coach. He knows nothing about any game structures, and he only allows one ball per game!! He talks too loud, except when you can't hear him. It will be ALL HIS FAULT if we end up losing this season!!!!!
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๐๏ธvoice-of-night-vale
For everyone who finds this post now: I made this many years ago. Things have changed a lot. I'm very sorry, Steve. I couldn't hope for a better brother-in-law. You are my best friend, and I was the irrational one in this situation.
I have changed the way I look at people. I will not treat them the same way I used to treat Steve anymore.
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๐๏ธvoice-of-night-vale
Alright, who let Susan Willman be in charge of anything? She is the absolute worst at making desicions, like, who asks an obelisk its NAME? She had an oppoturnity to ask almost anything, and that's what she chose?? She better stay away from our way for at least seven decades, and keep her "Huntokar"-nonsense with herself!!!
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