#✰ -- character: gregory

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[roseofcards90]

[m1n4h]

It's the wizard and his favourite apprentice

[maelicgrn]

FNAF FANART?? IN OUR TIME AND YEAR OF 2024? HELL YEAH

[artwins]

undefeated

[irlplasticlamb]

how many times i’ve thought about ending it?

prints + merch + dm for commission info

[abandonedart]

bonus (my first draft before i made the comic)

gregory edgeworth can't find a babysitter in time so the judge becomes part time papa

miles will resent this man in the future for his brain is Small (he's my fave guy)

gregory looking ancient at like 27 is soooo funny

[sethdomain]

[houseswife]

infinitely funny that wilson turned vegetarian while house was in prison to show that he’s moving on with his life and is capable of making personal changes that don’t revolve around his boybestfriend situationship but then the MINUTE they reunite he’s like “let’s get dinner! I’m craving MEAT 😋😋’. what kind of symbolism is this. I’m going to say a slur

[froog-water]

i like to think this is how their first interaction went down. they have hated each other since day one :P

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory has it best out of the new FNAF protagonists..

[thecryptidart1st]

man it sure has been a crazy month of announcements

(yes thats a real announcement)

[heyhollow]

Rip Micheal Afton, you would have loved to posses a fox animatronic 😔

You got stuck as a bear tho

⭐️ Click for better quality ⭐️

His name is "Kit" fellas 🫶

(Kinda just a "What if I make a animatronic specifically for my micheal", basically)

[starlightseraph]

house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.

[thebatcreature]

Hugh Laurie as Gregory House and Bertie Wooster