#✶⋆.˚⚡︎ i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

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i'm aware that i've had the pride icon for way longer than june have we considered it's because i'm not a fakeass bitch like those companies. and also i'm lazy. mostly i'm lazy

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half of the replies i’ve done on this new blog are crossover aus and i fear i’m not stopping any time soon

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the longer i sit on it the more i'm so much more endeared by s.otm then i thought i'd be i cannot lie?? if you told me half of this shit no context a week ago i'd crash out but i must be real how am i NOT going to be amused. this shit's like mean girls but with businessmen. it's kinda gay. it served morally grey h.enry e.mily realness. imagine getting kicked out of a polycule you didn't even know you were part of, happened to my good friend e.dwin m.urray

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there is a Lot about s.otm and the m.imic that i'd theoretically want to address/not be 100% canon compliant about but lune pointed out to me that michael and david murray would've been around the same age and the thought is making me fucking lose it. you're michael afton, 6 years old, had playdates with this kid who's dad is a contractor for yours. THE KID GETS HIT BY A CAR IT'S NOT THE WORST DEATH YOU'LL EXPERIENCE. THIS INCIDENT IS SUDDENLY RELEVANT IN THE FORM OF A MURDEROUS ENDOSKELETON DECADES LATER.

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now that i've officially settled into this blog...

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helpy is like michael's labubu . if you think about it

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you know i would love to join the party in talking about gender headcanons but i still have michael locked in a prison of schrödinger's transgender

it's like this in here

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thinking about this again

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happy 11th birthday freddy fazbear

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sighing loudly and annoyingly. if you guys catch me popping onto @sensesdialed occasionally again then don't worry about

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THEY’RE TAKING MY FUCKING F.NAF 4 FRIENDS NAMES??

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GOOD MORNING 7:30AM F.NAF TRAILER

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today on things i see in random clips and go “that’s a thing michael would do” : smacking a barbed wire fence out of excitement and immediately cursing in pain

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i am a michael as 'fritz smith' truther purely because it's funny tbh. gets hired for one night with an alias almost as dumb as mike schmidt ( with the same name of one of the missing kids mind you ). clears the hardest shift of the entire week with no guidance or previous experience yet just raw spite. tampers with the animatronics as soon as he possibly can. probably destroys some property for the hell of it. likely just missed crossing paths with william. immediately fired. his ass was not there for a job he was there for 1) investigation purposes 2) to LOSE HIS SHIT

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been thinking a lot about my version of oc-ifying michael’s f.naf 4 friends. deciding michael gives off the vibes of ‘hit the growth spurt first in middle school and reigned as the tallest for awhile until a good few of them beat him in the end’

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i love what michael's r.esident e.vil au has become so much it is fully not what you'd expect at all. he's not part of the same era as most of the main characters, it doesn't start with any kind of outbreak, he's not even a zombie.

clearly the reasonable way to do it is he's rosemary winters' best friend that he met entirely normally and he only got involved because SOMEONE got a little too curious about immortal mold powers. which of course leads to him temporarily staying with rose and chris, losing contact for a few years, calling her again when shit gets weird, and then becoming her field partner because he's gonna get involved in bullshit one way or another and he might as well do it with training and a gun. obviously.