//decided to fill out one of those ship template memes with sal and his human boytoy <3 the bitch-ass hippie loser he's forever bonded with <3 using how old they are in modern verses, as opposed to how old they are when they first meet.
as a note, if you've seen me refer to a character named jason or billy, that's the same dude. his real name is jason booth but salvatore calls him 'billy whitebread' as a joke and at this point he's just accepted it. he uses both names just fine.
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i wanna make a salvatore poll just for fun. salvatore the vampire go brrrr
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@bxtsence said: 🐦 (Idk pick any one of my muses hahahaha)
(let sal talk shit to your muse on twitter - open)
//sal traumadumping on main vs nik being very genuine and offering optimistic advice (while also trolling him)
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@bdybag said: 🐦 for triP :)))) // bdybag
(yes sal has a twitter. let's see what he posts - open)
//in which salvatore gets bullied on twitter
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//after careful discussion with @yaksha-garden, i have created a very scientific relationships chart for the vampire fight club, feat. eden and several npcs i haven't introduced which exist just for this verse
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//laptop is shitting itself a bit :( oh boy!! i'll see if i can fix it in the am.
but in the meantime before i pass out. some dialogue with pre-vampirism sal and one of his buddies i wrote to entertain myself
"You kiss your mama with that mouth, Sal?"
"Nah, but I kiss yours just fine."
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//men will literally slowly and homoerotically torture their enemies to death before going to therapy and then make that everyone else's problem
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"Why the fuck do people say I have daddy issues...? I never knew the miserable old bastard. He never gave me issues."
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//me: yeah sal realistically never had any contact with any of the other beings in the zoo. he was intentionally isolated for almost ten years and never allowed *any* interaction.
also me: anyway he and the succubus were besties and shit-talked victor through the walls every weekend <3
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