#//LMAOOOO

[all-agatha-harkness]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeEsHj6j/

Judge me all you wish, Anon. I know how silly it looks, but getting up with magic is simply a lot easier on my back.

But, there are times where I can’t quite use my magic to get up, so it’s not every time that I get to save myself from such strain.

Perhaps, crazy and free, indeed…

[intcrastra]

VIBE CHECK!

           ・⊱ ...why was bastard vibe so high???

[dutybcrne]

@dcndrohime replied to your post:

👏 sprinkles motivation ur way

Me now having the sprinkles of the motivation:

EYO lmao what if I added Traveler biggest simp to the blog-

[socialseasons]

Lol I had to... ✏️ for either modern or historical!

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

[the-celestial-clinic]

oh you are NOT in kansas anymore

What is... kansas? I was initially in my clinic in Yharnam, when I fell through a glowing hole in the ground that was most certainly not there before.

[skxrbrand]

#congrats Khazaan you reminded her of the time she did nurgle

"What?"

[thancrxdwatxrs]

❛  why are you acting so stupid?  ❜ from esugen to magnai. oronir on oronir bullying

𝑺𝑰𝑿 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. @minarcana

"S-Stupid?" Magnai crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes. "Ha! That is rich coming from you, a cook. Now, unless you actually have something interesting to say, if you are done trading childish insults, you are free to run along."

[troublewithvampires]

@troublcmakcrs said: 🐦 //from the terrible children who are killing him :)

(let sal bullies people on twitter - open)

[ofmoonlily]

Touches your boob.

Free ask | Always accepting | @doctortarja

BLUSHING. BLUSHING. BLUSHING. BLUSHING.

BLUSHING!

Yes. It was medically necessary. Yes. Dr. Tarja was absolutely beautiful. BUT.

E̴̢̳̩̞̝͕̰̔́̑̎̃͗̓͜͠ͅR̶̛̦̱̖͒͒̒͌̕Ṙ̶̨̬̘̼̩̝̘̈́̊͠O̵̗͕̣̽̄͂̐͆̊̈͌̕R̶͖̪̙͕͈̤̥͑̄̍͌̽̚ ̵̢̹̓̍̍̾̒̊Ȅ̷̛̜͕̙̠̝̞͈̲̺͂̊̑̆͒̉R̷̨̟͖̬̈́̌̈́̊̋̍̑̓̕Ṛ̶̢̡͔͇͚̮͎̈́̈́̀̍̉̊̂̈́̃ͅÖ̸̯̹̺̯́͊̄̔͜R̵̨̙̯̻̺̣͒̈́̃͝ ̴̰͎̹̗̟̼̞̎͋̌̏̓̆͋͜ͅE̵̜͂͊̇̓̚R̶̡̗̮̹̍̈́̈̚R̶̡͚̼̥̓̔̑̆̉̾Ó̴̳̖͇̩̱̳̪̈̇̅̇́́̃R̸͈̥̉͋̾̔̋̀̚͝ͅ ̷̢̤̖̳̜̙̰̽̄͊͗̔S̵̖̙̍̎͗̅͋́̇̎͗Ú̴͓̯̝̲̊̓͆͝M̶͈̺̭̘̑M̴̛̬̀͗͘͝Ö̷̧̬͎̝̒̚N̸͎̜͍͕̗̏́Ę̶̰̦͉̮͌͂̐͊̐̾̌R̷̨͈̠̀͊́̈͘͝ ̴̢̜̭̰͓̟͗̌͆̈̽́̈͘͠Y̶̹̺̮̓͊̏̄͒̓Ų̷͎̫͚̺͂̋̊͂́͊̑͠Ň̴̨̛̠̙̦͈̓̀̀̆̐̾̚Ḁ̵̫͉̜̮̝̎̋͠͝͝ ̷̣͖̒͂̀̍̿̆͊̚͝H̷̰͔̒͂̀̉͊̏̕A̴̧͙̤̞̟̟̖͇̻̾̉͝S̵͇͎̬͌̃̾̆̀͋̽ ̵̛̻̼͉̫̗̝̿͒̓̎̈̓̕Ç̶̱͍̙͓͇̀͠R̵̯̊͂͊͊͑̉́͠Ä̵̧̘̥̲̤͉͕̼́̔̀̔̽Ş̵̱̃H̶̳͚̜͇̟̤̲́E̶̼̒̾͠͝Ḍ̴̨͔̣̹̌̈́͝

[mechahero]

//lambda: this being alone thing is easy!

lambda, recognizing someone he knows: oh god OH FCUK

[insertpinkchiphere]

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF COCKTOBER‼️🎃🌑☠️👻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? 😏😛🍆💦TAKING YOUR GIRL PUMPKIN PICKING AND UR GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE 🎃😛😛💦💦🍆. ENJOYING SOME DELICIOUS PUMP-CUM SPICE LATTES. ☕️ 🎃HORNY-WEENS ALL ABOUT BEING SPOOKY 👹👺SO GIVE YOUR GIRL THAT DICK 🍆🍆AND MAKE HER MOAN 💆LIKE A GHOST 👻. SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR SEXIEST 😛AND SPOOKIEST HOES 😍😍. IF YOU DON’T 🙅‍♂️GET 15 BACK THE GRIM REAPER’S ☠️GONNA FUCK YOU REAL GOOD WITH HIS SCYTHE ON WHORE-LOWEEN❗️❕❗️

"Huh?! What? SOMEONE GET ME A BROOM OR SOMETHING, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

[lionheartedscout]

booty booty booty-

Anonymously send me something your muse is secretly thinking about mine.

"...Harbard, I know this is you-"

[heliinx]

Lyss vc: STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE DAEMONS WHO HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. PLEASE.

" YOU THINK I AM DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?"

[fxllenwilson]

What's wrong with you is that you have the least game in your family. And that's surprising considering your family. But don't worry you're still cute.

What's wrong with Grant - Status: Accepting

Sigh.

"It's not my fault girls go for Joey's artistic stuff more! I don't know how he ended up with all the game. Okay? And I don't need to know how well Rose or Addie do. That's just for them." He wasn't blind to how pretty they were, he just doesn't want to know anything about their game unless he's giving someone a shovel talk.

[redxriiot]

What’s your type?

            “Wait, all across the board?! Really?!”

[skxrbrand]

do you ever get envious of alexanders many mates?

" No. Having one creature desire you is already enough."