#🍂 arian's shit

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i want one thing to happen in tmagp and it's that breekon and hope are normal, human delivery men who live their normal and human lives. none of them are dead, and they will not die. also, they shall be married and live together. maybe they will have a dog.

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thoughts on tmagp 013 because i am actually at home when listening to this !!

futures? plural?

SAMCELIA DATE. aww, i personally don't think they are endgame exactly (we are on episode 13. nowhere in hell are we getting our endgame couple like so.) BUT THEY DESERVE THEIR HAPPINESS !!

celia's flirting is so cuteee of course she got all her info from alice

"no-one, i am mysterious~~~" you don't say.

WAIT THAT ONE POST WAS RIGHT !! jack is celia's sonn, jack ripley !!

no tragic backstory, sam? no dead parents?

alice got the dead parents, tragic backstory, got it.

“the most pathetic vague-post she had ever seen.”

samalice friendship is everything to me actuallyyy, i want them to stay best friends, i like their dynamic as it is.

"the cases at work, do you think they're real?"

"I AM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE REAL" celia never beating the multi-verse traveler allegations

NO WAY WE WERE RIGHT THE ENVELOPE WAS ABOUT THE STRIP CLUB CASE that raises so much question, WHY the strip club?? WHY??

"the world is full of opposing forces. Some benevolent, most not. In order for the wheels to keep on turning, all these forces need to be monitored and balanced. That is where we come in." a corporate version of tma avatar hunting

ANOTHER EXTERNAL

THAT PHONE MUSIC TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD

you owe me in bold. okay

"sure, most rich people are dicks, but most of them started that way. Hell, most of them got to be rich because they were dicks." ain't that the truth.

NOT CRYPTO STOP

stop why is he infodumping on customer service line

FINANCE ?? A GUY NAMED OLI ?? OLIVER BANKS MY HUSBAND??

"these settings are experimental and may not function as intended. user discretion is advised.”

my father works in business and finance, stop i don't know shit still, you words aren't meaning anything to meee

we went from mr bonzo to money okay

BRO IS 50 MILLION IN DEBT HOW EMBARRASSING MY GUYYY

well i don't know what happened there actually, woodworks ??

"professional"

I HATE THAT I HAD TO LISTEN TO THAT STOP

the money statement. it's bad enough i have a father in economics I WILL NOT HANDLE IN TMAGP EVERYTHING FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD

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a little michael the distortion sketch !!

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do you think mr bonzo and nigel shared a one bedroom space.

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why the 1830s. out of all the decades you can be quirky about, why the 1830s. genuine question btw.

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about to be asking the real questons

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i really do love the fact that the ships i have gained from the magnus protocol are dyhard and fucking dickonzo.

[totheidiot]

guys i listened to today's episode and everything is just leading to dyhard, i don't know what to tell you we are actually winning

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nigel x mr bonzo should be the newest breekon and hope actually.

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why do we legitimately have a canon design for mr. bonzo.

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good night, i love you .

fandom : the magnus protocol

relationship : nigel dickerson/mr bonzo

summary : 693 words

Be safe, okay?

Nigel's life is only just Mr Bonzo.

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taglist: @thermodynamic-comedian tagging you because you expressed interest in it !! hope everyone enjoys this little thing.

[totheidiot]

GOING TO START THE MAGNUS PROTOCAL TOMORROW. can anyone please give me the basic knowledge, everyone you need to know about tmagp before listening to it, please and thank you. god bless.

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I have kept myself hidden for a long time. have not been honest with all of you. truth is, i have mentally started shipping celia/alice/gwen/lena/ and sam/colin. i have a very clear image in my mind. celia is with alice and alice is dating gwen and gwen and lena is just a paradigm of toxic yuri but i don't think alice and lena are involved at the moment (do think they had a fling in the past. but the feelings have passed.) lena and celia are also not together. sam and colin is super self-explanatory, i really don't think sam and celia are really possible? it seems a bit too on the nose (as if celia/alice/gwen/lena is more possible lmao) i am yet to listen to tmagp 10 so i cannot yet form an opinion on samalice. but yes. my ships so far.

[totheidiot]

actually terrified that one day, someone in tumblr will know how short i am.

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does oliver banks know that i would do anything for him. does he know that i am so fucking gay for him. does he know that i think he is so nerdy and a dork (my guy used to be a banker) and so sleep deprived and so incredibly AHHHH. does he know that. i think he should.

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the venn diagram of tma enjoyers and will wood fans is a circle.