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[sicktember]

We are SO excited to share that Sicktember has officially reached 1000 followers!!

We can’t believe so many people are as excited as us about this event, and cannot wait to share the third annual prompt list with you all very soon!!

In the meantime, to celebrate reaching 1000 followers, we thought you might be interested in a sneak peek of one more prompt 👀 What do you say?

[catboymoses]

You guys Val says she wants to watch the Peanuts Slur Play

[strandedcrow]

creachure

[spghtrbry]

we are black swans, black swans

and for spare parts we’re broken up

inspired by this album’s cover..obviously 😃

[doccywhomst]

newsflash they’re both old

[b1adie]

from the official twt

[hawnks]

Let’s get weird about sentence construction together 🫴

[3x15eddie]

do you think that buck ever wakes up in a cold sweat thinking about “didn’t realize you could bring a date to a bachelor party”/“but his wedding is about you” wondering what the hell eddie was trying to get at

[every-yumichika]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUMICHIKA!!!

these are pieces i commissioned from @drugsandsocks_ on twitter!

it's been just over a year since i posted the first panel of yumichika on this blog and alot has changed since then!! i'm excited for cours three and manifest new chapters from kubo one day soon

[pinkwindowwithin]

Thank yew all for 100 billion followers… here’s a Scottish Varian as my thanks…

[creads]

feliz aniversário fer contigiani pediram pra te avisar que seu presente tá aqui em casa mais especificamente no meu quarto mais especificamente na minha cama venha buscá-lo

[raytm]

when your writing partners match your freak:

[amethvysts]

atualizações na verdade 🤓☝️ não escrevi nada hoje pois estava cumprindo meu papel de mulher viado nas areias de copacabana assistindo o show da madonna

[maternity-morningstar]

Lucifer and Al, it's so sweet that you want to protect Vallie and support Angel. But this isn't just personal anymore, it's in the courts. If you threatened Val or tried to do anything off record, it could quickly backfire

Lucifer: you forget who I am…so I’m going to remind everyone who I AM!

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Valentino: *in his office*

Lucifer and Alastor: *barge right in*

Valentino: Lucifer! So nice to see you. And you brought along the Radio Demon *notices immediately and smirks* a pregnant radio demon.

Lucifer: Cut your shit Val! Drop this nonsense with Angel and Vanilla right now.

Valentino: Oh Lucifer. You’re a Papito yourself! Surely you understand the instinct to protect your child and the want to be in their life.

Lucifer: You’re an abused Val. We know you’ll only hurt Vanilla. So what is it that will take you to drop this case?! And keep in mind I can easily kill you.

Valentino: Oh my! Restoring to threats now? How low for the lowest being in existence.

Alastor: Lucifer is King of Hell you worthless moth. Show some respect.

Valentino: How about you keep your mouth shut you lousy bitch. Don’t think I forgot what you did to me and Vox all those years ago.

Lucifer: Touch him and I’ll kill you now.

Valentino: *smirks* so why don’t you? You could do it ya know? Kill me so easily and yet you let me live. Why?

Lucifer: Call it Mercy.

Valentino: Well I think you’re a coward who loves to get his hole filled like every common whore including Angel Dust.

Lucifer: Say one more thing about Angel and I’ll —

Valentino: You’ll what? You and I both know he’s just a —

**BREAKING NEWS**

Katie Killjoy: Breaking news straight out of Pentagram City that the porn overlord Valentino has just been murdered by the king of hell himself, Lucifer!

Tom Trench: That’s right Katie. We have footage of the incident where Hell’s Head Hancho and the Radio Demon have murdered Valentino and destroy his studio.

Katie Killjoy: In a statement, the king himself said quote “that Motherfucker was asking for it. So I gave it to him.” End quote.

[planetvries]

Lefti, Midi, & Righti from Spookware! 💀🩻🎮📼🦴

How have I just learned about this game???? (thank you, quinbobin, that’s how.) Haven’t seen the whole game yet— at least, of what’s been released of it—, but I really love it so far! Check it out if you haven’t already! (And check out QuinBoBin on YouTube! I LOVE watching Quin’s videos!) 💙💚❤️

[revengeismygender]