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[laurapalmergraduates]

so curious what everyones favorite museums are

[tenitchyfingers]

Anyway you mean to tell me RAM didn’t smash all charts when it released? That’s so insane because it’s SUCH AN INCREDIBLE ALBUM like DUDE, just Admiral Halsey, Smile Away and Monkberry Moon Delight would make it a fucking masterpiece just by average, but LITERALLY every track is incredible like… how the fuck did people not go positively CRAZY about this album?????

[muz-z]

[chloelemay]

Happy October!!! I drew this cozy little sheep to celebrate 🥰 Looking forward to doing my own knitting this month too! . #sheep #sheeplover #cozyvibes #autumnmood #knitting #october #sheepofinstagram #cottagecore #farmcore #yarn #yarnlovers #knitter #illustration #🐑 #🐏 #🧶 https://www.instagram.com/p/CjOptU4rUZM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[a-strange-inkling]

I just absolutely love how mostly everyone agrees on Pisces Princess Chrissy 🩵👑🐟

…But then I always feel like I have to get out my 12 point PowerPoint presentation to explain myself whenever I mention the date I picked for Eddie’s birthday 😅😆

[eowynneigh]

Twin Peaks Psych episode opening you have my heart, my soul, my everything

[sinful-sindy-art]

It’s them! @alfa-artz

[yourbleedingh3art]

[laurapalmergraduates]

the two variations of every other lesbian couple in a college town

[santicazorla]

saw my fave derby county fan 🐏

[spiderversegf]

ITS SOPHIES BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BDAY SOPHIEEEEE @draculafemme

[rr-sheep]

Congratulations! HA HA HA You Did Nothing And Got Nothing In RETURN~ he he he

(Oc fursona/persona Sheep) 🐏

[race-week]

My boss started his career in F1 and I was speaking to him about 2023 calendar today, after it was revealed and he was horrified, he said that the old 16/17/18 race calendar was difficult and was the cause of the breakdown of marriages and families and he expects this to make things even worse.

Either that or F1 is going to experience a massive engineering skills gap, because experienced engineers and mechanics are likely to have families and are probably less willing to work in that field and overtime they will likely leave.

[eowynneigh]

So you’re telling me they’re removing Hannibal from Hulu AND also it’s literally impossible to find a dvd boxset????

Catch me sobbing in a pool of my own blood I guess

[wh0rephobic]

🐏 anon hheheh

been thinking abt the father and son sex rivalry. would love to see more of the idea…theyre so….

THEYRE SO FUCKING ?!!!!?

they’re VERY jealous of each other, they want to be better than the other so badly. since they’re both into the fight, no one can ever win and once you walk into the picture… oh, it just gets worse.

the way that one minute, you’ll be in william’s office sucking his cock into your pussy so tight that he has no other option but to pump all of his cum out deep in your womb. he peppers kisses all over your face until you come down from your high and stop shaking. you put on your clothes while he tucks the strands of hair that were stuck to your face with sweat behind your ears. he treats you so delicately, with the softest kisses and touches so that when he fucks you, you feel like you’ll break. he treats you delicately because he wants you to feel wanted, so that you’ll choose him.

but i didn’t lie when i called it a fight.

so, when michael catches you stumbling down the hallway after william is done with you, he does not hesitate to grab you by the wrist and pull you in tight, peppering kisses in the exact same path william just had, leading down your neck as he leads you into the storage closet.

“n-no, no—michael, i’m too sore!” you whine as he dips his hand into the waistband of your pants.

“oh it’s okay baby,” he promises, kissing against your neck. “i’ll be gentle with you.”

taking in shaky breaths, you nod, letting him have your way with you.

michael eats you out for hours while you whimper and whine on his tongue. your entire body jerks whenever he licks up your swollen clit. he pulls at least three orgasms from you and ends holding you close so you don’t fall over, bare hole throbbing as it’s been abused past it’s limit by these two boys today.

you’re sent home with a paycheck for doing absolutely nothing in the workplace but fucking him and his son. you crawl into bed with an aching pussy just to wake up tomorrow and do it all over again. it’s completely immature of the two of them to put you in the middle of their rivalry like this, but as long as you’re cumming by their manipulation you really don’t mind.