#🐝anon

[oceanicflyboy]

Heh. No. One soul is not yours Light.-🐝

Oh, then who does it belong to..?

{{ooc. Echo's soul!!}}

[gashotbox]

so i’m like a whore for anything fart related and i honestly have started realizing how i lowkey turn myself on now from my own eruptions. so here’s a little story of one of the times i had myself so turned on from one of my most memorable farts to date.

i was at work and had a eight hour shift that day, literally two hours into my shift an audible noise came from my stomach. it was one of those deep rumbles that really come from the pit of your stomach, and i felt a rush of bubbles go down towards my…ya know, but i clenched like a fucking champ and held that fart in for another six hours. nobody heard my stomach the first time but one of my coworkers heard my stomach at least 3 times and asked if i was hungry (such a sweetie he is) kinda embarrassing, my stomach was making noise from holding in the gas so long and that it started coming out the other end, which had me letting out closed mouth burps a couple times. as soon as my shift ended, i clocked out on the dot and ran to my car. as soon as i sat into my passengers seat my stomach let out some of the pent up gas. it started out like a hissing noise for a bit but i stopped mid way to catch my breath cause i was winded from pushing that one out. soon after i felt the rush of the rest of the gas coming out, and i didn’t even bother pushing since it came out really on its own at that point. the sound…oh lord the sound…it was those rumbling bassy farts that just get louder the longer it goes, full on became a wet fart that sounded like i needed to check my underwear tbh. then after i let that out the smell hit and jesus was it rank. it smelled so eggy and sulfur like that it had me squirming in my seat. even when i got home they didn’t stop, they just got more guttural sounding and slobbish, i didn’t even have to push them out eventually. and to end the night my last fart ended up being a shart that i said fuck it to, so i just kept farting the sharts out till i was done, then i took a shower and had to wash my fucking underwear and pants. the whole night i couldn’t stop thinking about it all and literally got myself hot and bothered from just my own grossness. i’m a gassy girl so it’s nothing new, but it just hit different that day for some reason 😂

sorry this was so long btw i hope it was a good enough story for ya!

from anon…🐝 (i just made this up ngl 😂) (also i love your account! been a incognito viewer but never had the balls to say anything!)

oh this might be one of the hottest things i’ve ever read. the gurgling tummy.. getting in the car and not even having to push? just a torrent of gas spilling out of u?? and the brazen, constant sharting bc ur panties were already ruined anyway.. jfc anon🥴

[neverchecking]

LMAOOOO imagine for poly! Chain, Reader has TWINS and they’re not Sage’s. let’s go with their firstborns being Hyrule’s so the children are clearly not any of the other Links’ (except possibly Twilight or mayyybe Sky if we’re basing it just on the chain’s hair color)

Sage would be LIVID. how DARE that filthy half-fae take away his opportunity to finally have something that’s his. he was supposed to finally start a family with Reader, NOT anyone else. and the audacity to not only take one, but TWO of Reader’s kids? the only reason Sage doesn’t absolutely pummel poor Hyrule is because 1) his God(dess) would be distraught and 2) that greedy bastard already has more than enough of Reader’s kids, surely he won’t have the chance to get any more. not if the rest of the chain + Cal’s reactions are anything to go by and certainly not if Sage himself has anything to say about it.

Sage may or may not be planning something now 👀

-🐝

Sage is ensuring that next kid is his, even if he has to fucking neuter the others himself. That's supposed to be his family. And you know what? Whose to say it isn't? Because they are still half of Reader. And if he has to play daddy to some bastards that aren't his? So be it.

Because he will be such a good dad that they won't even care for their real dad. If Hyrule wants to steal his Goddess' first borns, he'll take his kids. Simple as that.

And when/if Reader says their reader for more? Sage is the first man in line. Pumping them so full its leaking around them. But he's not stopping until he's certain the only child in there is his.

[grace122]

I wanna ride Sam on dreams couch while dream watches and jerks off 😋

- 🐝

literally so hot😵‍💫😵‍💫

[send-me-a-puffalope]

I've seen you taking compliments from other anons... we're done /j

-🐝

no,, bee,, please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i have so many hands, we can compromise please, please don't take the kids in the divorce

[batwritings]

XD FLUFF SUGAR RUSH DONT MIND ME- anyways, are you alright with an XD helping gn reader feel better during an anxiety attack? SFW, preferably but yk up to you! also can i be 🐝 anon? if that’s not open, 🌺 or 🪷 or 🫧 ok thank you, have a great day! byeeeeeee

OKAY BUT LISTEN, EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOD IS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT-- Enjoy~!

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Your broken sobs kept you from hearing the soft footfalls of his approach. The day had absolutely not gone as planned or as well as you wanted. Thus, your anxiety naturally had to cause you hell and rear it's ugly head.

"Oh sweet star," echoed softly through your little hideaway. Your hiccuping breathes kicked up a bit; your deity of a partner was the last person you wanted to see right now. Not because his presence wasn't wanted, oh no. But god did you feel bad enough feeling this way, being seen by your love was the top tier of this shit show of a day.

The soft fluttering of feathers rung in your ears as you felt their gentle touch. You whimper quietly, just wanting everything and everyone to go away. "Breathe little one," you hear. All the muted noise around you seemed to vanish. Opening your eyes to check, you noticed how XD's feathers had blocked your vision.

"X...D?" you ask, voice raspy from how hard you'd cried, how hard you'd screamed.

"Shhh," he hushes lightly. "Just listen and breathe. You're safe. Nobody here but us. Nothing can touch you right now. Nothing that has upset you, no ill will."

It's hard to ignore that lilting, echo-y voice when it's all you can hear. It was almost as if DreamXD was drowning out the world so you would focus on him. All just for you.

"Inhale deep for me," you follow his gentle instruction, albeit shakily. "Good, now let it out nice and slow." Again, you obey, letting his voice guide your actions. With a few more breathes, you can feel your heartbeat start to slow, your body slows it's tremors.

"You're doing so well dearest," the god praises. "I'm going to remove the feathers, and hold you proper. Is that alright?" Despite how unsure you felt, you trusted the deity and let his feathers fall from your eyes. Bright green eyes, softened when they met your gaze.

Four arms scooped you up gently, making sure to take the cocoon of blankets you'd had with you. "There you are starlight," he says, sounding genuinely happy to see you. "I was worried when you didn't greet me. Will you tell me what happened?"

Through tears and sniffles, you recount your horrible, awful day to DreamXD, the god listening very intently. When you finish, he simply nods, floating you both over to your expansive shared bed. He's insanely careful, making sure you're tucked in the best you can be as while he still holds you tight.

"There there little star," he coos, gently running claws through your hair. "Nothing can hurt you here. Nothing can hurt you anymore." And then he does the unthinkable; this all-knowing being starts to sing. It's a rare occurrence, but definitely not unwelcome.

It's not long before his soft melody fills it's purpose, and you begin to nod off. The last thing you hear before drifting off fully is "Rest easy little one, your troubles will be over soon."

You weren't entirely sure what that meant, and somewhere, in your tired head, you knew it was better not to think too hard on it.

[puppbun]

hi :) dont really send asks to anyone cuz im shy but i wanted to say that I Iike your blog lots and I think youre a really really cute puppy🐝

woag!! a bee! hiiii!

thank you for the ask, im glad you like my silly blog ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝⋆˙⟡♡

well i hope to see you here more often cuase i love asks!

૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა

[whump-queen]

Hi there! I'm a bit new around here- a bit lost, actually, could you give me some directions to the nearest hotel? -🐝

aww, sweet baby you need somewhere to stay? i’ve got a spare room, you know, no charge :)

[mother-athena]

hiiii can i be part of the royal court? my big age is 25 and my little age is 1-5. can i be 🐝?? 💕💕💕

Hi honeybee! It's so lovely to meet you. Yes, you can absolutely be apart of our little royal court, I'll go ahead and mark your icon down for you. 💓

[oceanicflyboy]

Knowledge of course my friend. What else would a Muse like me gift?.

Your Speedster. The one named Bart, has Changed. A hungry being now. Even for a blessed one.

Your Echo. He has been claimed. A toy. Seemingly split in two. Answers beheld on a journal within the grasp of their father figures at this time. A page opened.

Tell Abyss ✨ Hello for me my Lantern -🐝

...I missed too much it seems.. I- I really want to help them. They didn't deserve to go through all of that, they really didn't.

I need to get better quickly, i have to improve, i can't slow down any longer...

I have to help them, i need to. And yeah.. i will tell them you said hello.

[aew-kun-age-regression]

why are you so obsessed with Isaac? -🐝

Hiii 🐝!!! I guess in a way I relate to certain aspects of his character plus he's my favourite so 😂😅🤷

[neverchecking]

it’s hard thought hours with the triplets (bc i only have ideas for them rn WLWLSKA)

so somehow they got Reader away from the rest of the chain, either they got separated after going through a portal or they just ran away or something. Cal, Wild, and Sage are once again fighting over Reader and at this point Reader is just tired of the constant bickering. it’s not that they don’t like the attention, not at all, that’s actually really hot and ego boosting. but after weeks of hearing the same argument between the three Links it gets old real quick. so one day they just snap and orders them to figure it out amongst themselves or else (there’s no real threat behind those words, Reader is just putting some pressure to see what they’ll do)

the three just stare at Reader dumbfounded, not at all used to this side of their God(dess). but soon the shock melts into heat in their core. the three heroes glance between each other and know they have the same thought.

“let us compete to ravage you, love, and you can decide who’s the best of us”

none of them got any sleep that night and Reader had to be carried the next few days

(I just want the triplets to bend me like a lawn chair 😩)

-🐝

🐝anon you are FEEDING me-

Reader getting so fed up that they just...snap is so tantalizing. Like the embodiment of 'Walk him like a dog.' And when they tell them 'or else' the boys immediately start catastrophizing. It plays on all their trauma, whether Reader knows it or not, and forces them to make a decision.

So when they do? And it's turned right back around on Reader? UGH 😩😩

But obviously it can't be just a one time thing, oh no. That would put them at a disadvantage! How is it fair that Cal got to their God(dess)'s mouth first? How come Sage gets to toy and stretch them first huh? Why does Wild get to lick and suck at them first? How can they prove all of their strengths and weaknesses on one go around?

There would have to be multiple rounds of competition. Just to be sure of course. Can never be too thorough :)

[grace122]

George 1000% loves angry sex, when he’s frustrated or angry he would come find you and fuck the shit out of you. I swear he has such an attitude, so your sex life with him is either him being a brat in bed or angry sex

-🐝

literally so fucking true, especially after he fights with sapnap😵‍💫

[rebelwithoutabroom]

What is your favorite dessert/sweet treat? Have you ever made it yourself, or is it something you buy? If you have made it, how did it turn out?

Have a sweet day!

-🐝

its gotta be ice cream!! i love mango and pistachio!! I tried to make it once or twice in the past but the results were terrible, so now I stick to the store-bought ones xD (we do have something here called sacolé that's... almost like an ice cream, and I've managed to make coconut and passionfruit sacolé successfully :DD)

[junniieesbby]

DING DING DING! congrats! you are correct!

you could probably guess it's me from the process of elimination and from how quiet/defensive i was in the group chat. thank you for playing along for the week because i'm gonna retreat to my cave to work on my wip (ngl i was too burdened to do this and i imploded myself)

do you have any leftover questions you want me to answer???

p.s. hope you enjoy my motivation! and tag me when your yeonjun fic is done

-🐝

Hey Honey,

I am so glad and happy that I was correct.

I had fun doing this!

Goodluck on your wip!

I don't have a question tbh I just wanted to say that I love umbrella Academy!

Thank you loads! I def would.

[shelterskimmer]

You said to not be shy,, this is me attempting to but also to ask how you've been doing, but also to comment that like I've never thought of wearing a strap while being fucked,, but like the thought of it just y'know being there without any use is like super freakishly hot,, but y'know anyways hi again

- 🐝

hello bee !!! ive been well thank u :D been busy lately with moving nonsense and cleaning and all lately but things have been good regardless ^_^ hope u are doing well too !!!

& RIGHTTTT right .. like Yeahhh its there like just as decoration basically . its a cute idea like, sure u can put it on but its not gonna get any use anyway lol 🥰 hot asf