#💕rokashi

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REVERSE AU SELFSHIP SNIPPETS

[Reverse AU: alternate universe where I am fictional and my f/os selfship with me]

Choso

✧ Was introduced to my media by Yuuji.

✧ Is immediately and startlingly enamored with me

✧ Makes his way to social media for the first time for fandom stuff

✧ Learns about selfshipping there

✧ Stays up at 3am arguing with my haters on reddit (gets banned from the subreddit).

✧ "My Wife" <- talking to a normal person about his fictional character he's obsessed with, completely straight faced

✧ Romy Shrine ™

Takashi

✧ More subtle with his affections

✧ Starts casually watching my media with his friends

✧ Sucks at using a computer, so he isn't too involved in larger fandom

✧ Has a sketchbook under his mattress marked 'DESIGN IDEAS' where he stores his gushing and his doodles

✧ Uses social media occasionally to look at gifs/news about my media

✧ Posts his own content in doodle dumps; is known for extremely detailed traditional drawings about me in various outfits

✧ Tries to hide his obsession from his friends

✧ Plays it casual when he receives my figure for his bday but I sit on his side table anyways

✧ His friends are shocked that I am his type so they bully him for his little fictional crush (lovingly)

Kakashi

✧ Usually doesn't get super attached to characters, but I'm different

✧ Keeps thinking of me for weeks, goes in search of more content

✧ Discovers fandom and stays up until dawn reading fanfiction

✧ Ao3 user Romys-Loving-Husband

✧ Is known for dropping the most stunning tens of thousands of words alternate universe reader-insert fics with romance and drama and smut and everything

✧ Writes these fics during office hours

Ryusei

✧ That one freak

✧ Will reblog fanart of me with pages of graphic tags

✧ "No lube, no protection, etc."

✧ Grainy screenshot of my hips with caption: "Look at those hips...God i want to breed them so bad unghh 🥵😈👅🍆💦🍑"

✧ Posts vent posts late at night about wishing I was real so I could hold him when he's sad and kiss him and care for him (deletes these by the morning)

✧ Does goofy little selfship doodles

✧ Has a body pillow and will NOT hide it when guests come over

Shion

✧ "Ahaha I'm not a fanboy" <- guy who rewatches my scenes while grinning and kicking his feet late at night

✧ Once punched a gangmember who said I was a lame character

✧ *sees gumwrapper on the ground* reminds me of them...yearning sigh

✧ More of a fandom consumer than a contributer

✧ Made us in the sims (yes he added on The Extension)

✧ Romy Shrine 2 Electric Boogaloo

✧ Got upset he couldn't make his hair in couple's picrews

✧ Cried with joy when he received his first selfship com

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Ranking my blorbos on how well they do at Family Thanksgiving

Kento. He is such a gentleman. He knows enough about food and cooking to help in the kitchen, and makes sure the meal prep goes smoothly. Years of being at a job he hates has also given him the ability to keep his mouth shut and ignore various family members saying weird bullshit, but he has enough tact to step up and deflect when things go too far. Would be my mother's favorite of all my blorbos.

Kakashi. I feel like every family member I care for would be endeared by him. He gets doted on by my older cousins. Gets the extra groceries we need before we even run out. Great with the kids. He has been in so many situations more stressful than this he can navigate it with relative ease. One of the best at calming me down when I get too anxious or mad. Throughout the whole dinner no one except me saw him pull his mask down to eat. (He made sure I saw him so he could blow me a kiss).

Rumi. Every child in my family thinks she is amazing. The house is 100% more peaceful during meal prep because she takes them all outside to show them some pro hero moves. Loud enough to speak over everyone when she wants to. Makes sure I get all the food I want before the vultures descend.

Satoru. He seems almost in his element in the chaos of Thanksgiving. Manages to be one of the loudest in the room, which is quite impressive. Tells a bunch of wild stories to the kids, and brings them a bunch of candy, "But you can only have some if you eat all your vegetables!" Breaks his own rule immediately by having some candy while waiting for food. Annoys my mother but my dad and uncles think he is hilarious. My mom comes around when she sees him calming me down in private.

Shigure. I feel like he is a solid middle of the road. Everyone either hates him or loves him. Doesn't really help with anything, but isn't a huge hindrance to anyone other than me because he keeps bothering me when I'm trying to cook by draping himself over me constantly (he's very clingy once the curse is broken).

Choso. Such a family man! But he is also a 150+ year old undersocialized half human half curse. He does his best, but he ends up having to go sit outside for a bit because it gets too much for him. Everyone whose opinion I care about loves him though, because of how we clearly care for each other. We are just the worst introvert x introvert couple when it comes to social events.

Giyuu. Terrible at any social situation. So awkward. Kills any conversation he is invited into. Many aunts and uncles comment on his messy eating and dead expression so i end up having to defend him. He does his best though.

Uramichi. Does not enjoy dealing with my extended family at all. He is a master of putting on a happy face when he is secretly miserable though; but it ends up cracking by the end of the night. Then bluntest of my cousin's kids notice and loudly comment on his exhausted expression. He then drops some classic uramichi wisdom (tm) and makes them fear for their emotional state once they reach adulthood.

Nakime. Sits in the corner in silence. No one even realizes she is there. Offers to murder anyone who even mildly annoys me.

Akito. Snippy with everyone. Can't stand seeing my cousins' kids take my attention, so she ends up clinging to me and being really mean to anyone who tries to talk to me. Ends up throwing hands with my mother and losing.

Douma. We don't even go because I am locked up in his cult

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ROMYYYYYY i’m curious actually about twix for kakashi and laffy taffy for douma 👀

Hi robin!! thank u for the ask <3

twix – in what ways do you complement each other?

Because Kakashi and I get together a little later in life, we're both more settled, but he definitely helps me find joy in the small things of life and I help him become more honest about his feelings to himself and others i think

(Also i think we are two sides of the 'gifted kid' coin...i burnt out early in life and hated myself for it...and he 'made it'...and hated himself for it, or at least for the stuff it made him do. So we get good at reminding each other we are good and lovable for who we are not what we can do for other people)

laffy taffy – do any of you ever take things too far?

Douma's middle name is taking it too far LOL. Him 'taking it to far' is like. the start of our relationship. my weird yandere lover. anyways i pretty much can't take things too far with him because he finds all of my reactions amusing (though he doesn't take too well to being ignored).

[Candy Selfship Asks]

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thank u for the ask anon!! since u didn't specify I spun the blorbo wheel (tm) and picked kakashi!

5. if applicable, where are your favorite places to scent one another?

Me: his face! because I'm one of the few who gets to see it/touch it, it feels much more intimate <3 Him: nape of my neck (nuzzles his face there every morning)

6. what are the telltale signs of one or both of you going into a heat/rut?

I'm a beta, so I don't have the cycles, but Kakashi gets much more possessive over me and wants to be near me at all times. He's got a pretty good control of himself, but he knows his rut is soon when he growls at people for so much as mildly bothering me lololol

[Omegaverse Selfship Ask Game]

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Bunny kae!!! Squishing you guys <3

here’s a cute picrew to sweeten your friday 💚🩷🧡

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self ship question time!!! who is the most attentive after your slumber is disturbed by a nightmare, and how do they comfort you 🎤

Darya!! Ty for this question! I love the new url hehehe

Hmm I feel like it's difficult to pick a top one...I think my top three though are mitsuya, choso, and kakashi <3

Mitsuya is the type to show up at 3am after I called him crying and take me out stargazing to get me out of the house and out of my head

Choso is hugging me and rubbing my back (and probably picking me up and holding me while he makes me some sort of comforting drink).

I think kakashi would be the most...understanding out of all my self ships, because he deals with a lot of them himself. It takes him a while to figure out what to do, and learning how to take care of me helps him to treat his own nightmares with more grace I think. But he always knows just what to say to comfort me, and i usually fall back asleep in his arms :')

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kakashi looks like he would give a great head massage...

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for the selfship ask game!!!! for as many f/o’s as you please 💜

Logan!!! Thank you for the ask ily <3

13) What’s your f/o(s) favorite thing about you?

Choso's favorite thing is how caring I am

One of Kakashi's favorite things is my sense of humor

Satoru's favorite thing is my ass (but really how I don't treat him like the strongest, I treat him like a person who has emotions and makes mistakes)

Ask game

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Number 4 for the selfship asks!!!

For Choso, Nanami, and Kakashi

Specifically how do you fall asleep next to each other, and is it the same position you wake up in! 💜

Ty for the ask Logan!!

4. spooning or one person laying their head on the other’s chest?

Choso: I think he'd like both equally. But head on chest is more for relaxing together when we're awake. He likes to fall asleep holding me close though. He doesn't move at all once hes asleep (my baby sleeps like the dead) but I will squirm around while asleep unless he holds me tight. Also he's just really clingy <3

Nanami: hmm... I'll have to say spooning! (I really just want to be squeezed tight by his arms!) When we fall asleep he usually has at least one arm draped over me (to minimize the squirming) but we'll usually wake up clinging to each other bc he is a sleep snuggler (to wake up drooling on his chest...the dream life...)

Kakashi: head on chest! An ideal position to read to your partner in <3. (He lays on me and i pet his hair while i read to him lol). Kakashi and I had a really rough time sleeping together at first tho... he's a light sleeper, and I move around a lot at night and sometimes wake up multiple times, and at first he wakes up every time this happens. Eventually, as he relaxes around me, he wakes up less and less. It's such a sweet display of trust in my mind; that even his subconscious recognizes me and views me as safe

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I keep thinking about that how popular would your selfship be poll (here) and now I want to ramble lol

Rocho: top choso ship 100%. Started as a rarepair back when we had never even interacted bc like 3 people thought 'hey let's ship this background gag character and choso bc it will be funny' and then later on we had canon interactions and the ship blew up. The og three people lord the fact that they were the og shippers over everyone's heads.

Satoromy: probably top 10 ship. Lots of fighting with satosugu shippers for some reason. People call us an obligatory het ship and a huge fight breaks out bc I dont have a canonical confirmed gender and every satoromy shipper has a different gender headcanon for me. (Gege keeps using different pronouns for me. Reigning theory is that they just forgot what my gender is and just pulls it out of their ass each new chapter).

Rodouma: shippers under fire constantly for romanticizing Stockholm syndrome or whatever. Shippers make killer beauty and the beast aus tho

Akiguro: under fire for romanticizing unhealthy relationships. 15 year old bisexuals are making angsty amvs about us.

Romioka: rarepair. I'm a gag character. People ship us for the awkward introvert x awkward introvert.

Ronami: 2nd most popular ship behind nanago. Fans looked at two anxious tired overworked sorcerers and mushed us together. Surprisingly little gender discourse. Fans write sick regency aus.

Ronanago: rarepair. there are 3 fic writers and 1 dedicated fanartist. They have a private discord server.

Nakiro: rarepair. Background character x Background character. Almost never most prominent ship, but is background to a lot of renkaza fics for some reason

Rorumi: top ship for rumi. Childhood friends to lovers. Lots of fanfics of us adopting Deku for some reason.

Rokashi: rarepair. I'm probably a background character most of the fandom forgets exists.

Romichi: rarepair by virtue of having a small fandom. One tumblr post of screenshots of our weird person x weird person interactions with caption 'I want a relationship like this' blows up but otherwise there's nothing

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Romy + Kakashi, jounin x chuunin, reading aloud to each other, snuggle piles with the dog, kissing his mole, flirting in code, cat partner x dog partner, laying together in the meadow, scratches down his back, bruises on my hips, 'sweetheart', 'baby'

◈ Rokashi our tag ◈

◈ Paintings pictures of us ◈

Picrew/neka.cc dump

◈ Journal various headcanons/lore ◈

None yet

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Selfship Masterlist

♤ Harem Tag: 💕critter chateau

♤ Lovers

Rocho ⋆ Choso Takamy ⋆ Mitsuya Takashi Shiomy ⋆ Madarame Shion Rosei ⋆ Shidou Ryusei Romioka ⋆ Tomioka Giyuu Rorumi ⋆ Usagiyama Rumi Rodouma ⋆ Douma Satoromy ⋆ Gojo Satoru Akiguro ⋆ Sohma Shigure + Sohma Akito Romichi ⋆ Omota Uramichi Rokashi ⋆ Hatake Kakashi

♤ Exes

Ronami ⋆ Nanami Kento Ronanago ⋆ Nanami Kento + Gojo Satoru Nakiro ⋆ Nakime