#💕satoromy

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romyyy would you tell me about your first kiss with any f/o?? or several even if you want I just wanna knowww !!

VENUSSS!! Ty for the cute question <3

My first kiss with Takashi is very sweet- it happened on our first date (a festival date!) and we kissed under the fireworks 😌 very romantic

My first kiss with Ryusei was a celebratory kiss, messy and full of tongue and teeth

With Choso, it was very tender...right after he confessed, he kissed me. It was a little awkward, and our noses kept bumping, but it was so sweet <3

With satoru our first kiss was a semi-drunk semi-sleep deprived madness makeout session 😭 and then we pretended it didn't happen and took forever afterwards to get together </3

My first kiss with shion was so goofy 😭 I told him I was gonna kiss him, and he was waiting for it with this weird little scrunched up face bc he didn't know what to do 😭 and then I started laughing at him, he started yelling, and when i finally ended up kissing him it kinda failed bc we were both giggling so hard

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You and choso are so cute!

Me and the world's most annoying birthday boy (satoru)

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Takashi or Satoru (or both!!!!!) for the selfship ask thing 😳 and 💌

Hi mari! Sorry this took so long lol

😳: Talk about a moment when your (F/O) managed to totally fluster you.

Takashi is king of flustering me bc he is so fucking smooth it's insane. He designs like the most stunning outfit ever and says he designed it for me and that he wanted something beautiful to show off his beautiful lover in 😔 he kills me

Satoru and his big mouth make me a little bit more immune to outright flirting...but once he told me completely seriously that I was good with Megumi and Tsumiki, and that he was glad I was there with him to care for them. I got so flustered I couldn't look him in the face, bc I wasn't used to such earnest praise 😭

💌: Talk about your (F/O)’s favorite compliment to give you, and a few times that they’ve used it to compliment you.

Takashi looveeesss to call me pretty. It's one of his fav pet names...and every time i think i get used to it he'll tilt my chin up and look me in the eyes when he calls me gorgeous and I explode. His most effective way of calming me down when I'm worrying about something is to kiss my cheek and say "don't worry your pretty little head about it" which flusters me out of my anxiety lol

Satoru's compliments are a little hard to differentiate from his teasing for me sometimes (even if he does mean all of the excessive compliments he teases me with...) but yeah he calls me cute and huggable all the time. He means it but he also likes to bother me. (I'll be up early and all irritable and he'll be like "aaaaa your fluffy hair is so cute ^_^" as I'm about to kick him for being too loud)

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Every once in a while I break out the height comparison and get angry

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I think satoru would get immense satisfaction out of picking me up from under my arms and gently wiggling me like a ferret

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Tall perfect successful rich popular satoru and his little weirdo grimy boyfriend (me) who has him facedown doggy style in bed crying and whining every night

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A, L and O for anyone you’re feeling mwah ✨

Hi Melk!!! I've decided to answer these for the gaurjaur, bc i haven't been paying attention to him lately and he's yowling like a cat in the corner...

A - Activity what’s something they enjoy doing together?

Our perfect date tbh is going to a cat/animal cafe together!! He gets sweets and I get critters lol. (And he gets a bunch of embarrassing pictures of me making faces and cooing over the animals and he sets it as his phone background, much to my annoyance)

L - Love when did they realize they were in love?

Surprisingly, I (king of obliviousness) realized first, and it was a terrible moment lol because I did NAWT want to be in love with him (we just kind of warmed up to each other after having a rough relationship for the longest time). I had a very bad day, and fully expected to end it crying in the dry tub alone. But Satoru came back from a mission early, and had picked up dinner for us, and a silly little gacha prize that 'made him think of me' and it turned my mood around completely. And then I had my 'oh shit' moment.

Satoru realizes a little bit later than me; but i can see him having a very cliche moment of just looking at me one morning and being like 'ah'. And then he's like 'well i'm never doing anything about that because it's going to end in pain and misery :)' and goes about his life for a bit SKSKSKSK

(we are both...the worst...)

O - Object what’s something they have that reminds them of the other?

I have a stupid little fluffy white cat keychain that looks like him; he has a matching brown mouse one for me

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ROMY how are you and your f/os beating the summer heat 🎤🎤🎤

Venus in my inbox!! :D Hope u and your guys are doing great this summer <3

I am notoriously a summer heat hater LMAO bc it is humid as fuck here...worst kind of heat...

Anyway I can see me and Takashi going to the beach w/ some of toman in the summer! He likes to go swim and I occasionally dip my feet in the water and then i go sit under an umbrella and he brings me popsicles LMAO (which I get to tease him with...)

Shion and I are both constantly bitching abt the heat together...I can see him being the type of person to sit mouth open tongue out in front of a fan like a dog 😭 [also he is speeding on his bike so we can feel the breeze from the air whooshing by]

Choso is gently laying ice packs on me as I lay on the hardwood floor aaksdjadhadhsd we have to be in front of the fan to cuddle bc we both run warm which makes him sad :(. So when we get the money we get an air con sksksk

Satoru uses the heat as an excuse to teleport me places even more often than usual..."oh sweetheart you're warm?" *teleports us to buttfuck nowhere northern alaska*

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This is so fun!! (Made the choso one last night for comfort lololol)

two wildly different men from two wildly different aus… new neka incoming!

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ROMY i dont have specifics bcos its like 4am for me but i would like to know if you have any self ship thoughts youd like to share today <3

Hi Melk!! I hope you've gotten some sleep since I've got this ask <3

Tbh I've been ruminating on satoromy lore lately...particularly our very messy early days 😭

Anyway the basics is that we went from fellow students to antagonistic acquaintances to fumbling co-guardians of megumi and tsumiki to friends to almost fwbs to lovers

[Megumi was suffering as a child having to witness our bullshit for real...Yuuji, who has only seen us when we are in a stable loving relationship is like "oh they're cute together :)" and megumi gets war flashbacks sksksksk]

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Satoru would take a picture of you mid sneeze and set it as your contact photo on his phone

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Ranking my blorbos on how well they do at Family Thanksgiving

Kento. He is such a gentleman. He knows enough about food and cooking to help in the kitchen, and makes sure the meal prep goes smoothly. Years of being at a job he hates has also given him the ability to keep his mouth shut and ignore various family members saying weird bullshit, but he has enough tact to step up and deflect when things go too far. Would be my mother's favorite of all my blorbos.

Kakashi. I feel like every family member I care for would be endeared by him. He gets doted on by my older cousins. Gets the extra groceries we need before we even run out. Great with the kids. He has been in so many situations more stressful than this he can navigate it with relative ease. One of the best at calming me down when I get too anxious or mad. Throughout the whole dinner no one except me saw him pull his mask down to eat. (He made sure I saw him so he could blow me a kiss).

Rumi. Every child in my family thinks she is amazing. The house is 100% more peaceful during meal prep because she takes them all outside to show them some pro hero moves. Loud enough to speak over everyone when she wants to. Makes sure I get all the food I want before the vultures descend.

Satoru. He seems almost in his element in the chaos of Thanksgiving. Manages to be one of the loudest in the room, which is quite impressive. Tells a bunch of wild stories to the kids, and brings them a bunch of candy, "But you can only have some if you eat all your vegetables!" Breaks his own rule immediately by having some candy while waiting for food. Annoys my mother but my dad and uncles think he is hilarious. My mom comes around when she sees him calming me down in private.

Shigure. I feel like he is a solid middle of the road. Everyone either hates him or loves him. Doesn't really help with anything, but isn't a huge hindrance to anyone other than me because he keeps bothering me when I'm trying to cook by draping himself over me constantly (he's very clingy once the curse is broken).

Choso. Such a family man! But he is also a 150+ year old undersocialized half human half curse. He does his best, but he ends up having to go sit outside for a bit because it gets too much for him. Everyone whose opinion I care about loves him though, because of how we clearly care for each other. We are just the worst introvert x introvert couple when it comes to social events.

Giyuu. Terrible at any social situation. So awkward. Kills any conversation he is invited into. Many aunts and uncles comment on his messy eating and dead expression so i end up having to defend him. He does his best though.

Uramichi. Does not enjoy dealing with my extended family at all. He is a master of putting on a happy face when he is secretly miserable though; but it ends up cracking by the end of the night. Then bluntest of my cousin's kids notice and loudly comment on his exhausted expression. He then drops some classic uramichi wisdom (tm) and makes them fear for their emotional state once they reach adulthood.

Nakime. Sits in the corner in silence. No one even realizes she is there. Offers to murder anyone who even mildly annoys me.

Akito. Snippy with everyone. Can't stand seeing my cousins' kids take my attention, so she ends up clinging to me and being really mean to anyone who tries to talk to me. Ends up throwing hands with my mother and losing.

Douma. We don't even go because I am locked up in his cult

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you and satoru look adorable in that pic, what are you and the birthday boy doing today!? 🎉🥳

Hi Steph!! Thank you for the question <3

Satoru's birthday is the one time he can have as much sugar as he wants without me trying to get him to eat healthier, and he takes full advantage of this fact!

He gets breakfast in bed (i make him pancakes with all the sugary syrups he wants) even tho it kind of defeated the purpose of breakfast in bed bc he followed me to the kitchen to watch me cook, then went back to bed. (He says it still counts)

We spend most of the day out (so satoru can get all of his favorite foods, but also so his students + shoko nanami and yaga can set up his surprise party). He gets sooo many pastries. We also go to a carnival so he can have carnival food + drag me on all of the rides he wants to go on.

We spend most of the day out before heading back. He's already figured out about the party, but I told him he should pretend to be surprised for the kids' sakes

Ofc this means he acts surprised in the most overdramatic way when yuuji jumps out from behind the couch to surprise him. ("WOW I had NO IDEA you guys were planning this. I can't BELIEVE you got something past the Six Eyes that's AMAZING" while megumi and nanami are looking at me like 'please make him stop'). He gets even more cake and presents.

Everyone hangs around for a few hours, but once they leave me and satoru spend the rest of his birthday snuggling on the couch (after doing....OTHER activities...) Satoru insists on staying up til midnight so he can savor his birthday til the last minute (he's still eating sweets)

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Keep in mind I cannot draw well...I made a goofy lil selfship (ish) comic