#💟 meine mausis

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A family photo between Snuffy and most of his children

(Blue Lock minus Fukaku, and add on Peron and Drago)

SO REAL THE BIG UBERS POSSUM FAMILY

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HC time: at his first xmas at ubers, lorenzo's teammates associated to gift him a giant possum plush. he loved it and still sleeps with it every night

when it was time to go to blue lock, however, the plush didn't fit in the suitcase; lorenzo wanted to cut it up to try -and then sewing it together again in japan- to bring it with him, but snuffy eventually managed to talk him out of it. though, he saw lorenzo was saddened at the idea of leaving it there so he bought him a smaller plush for the trip

arrived in blue lock, one of the teammates *cough*drago*cough* gave him a small possum plush -he figured that the first plush was too big to be transported and didn't want lorenzo to sleep bad. and then abdi came with another possum plush. and then canali. and then peron. and then ricco. and then the remaining ubers u20 regulars. it turned put that everybody, unknowingly to one another, had the same idea

in the end lorenzo slept during the nel with 11 plushies; despite some of them being identical, lorenzo knows exactly who gave him which one

OH MY GOD 100% CANON SJFNFMQMMD

Lorenzo also gives each plushie a name and buys silly little outfits so he can dress them up

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mao! look!

new bastard münchen npcs for you to love!

The guy in the middle looks a lot like Noa but if we don't get names for the other guys after the kainess backstory ends I'll come up with names for them

ALSO THE GUY ON THE LEFT. HE LOOKS SO SILLY I LOV HIM WHOEVER HE IS I LOV HIM

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bastard münchen having a night out at a luxury restaurant

- kaiser picks the place (and pays)

- ness does all the arrangements (booking, what to eat, etc) and drives the limousine

- grim picks everyone's outfit by himself (they all look glamorous afterwards)

- noel noa doesn't know how or why he's invited, he'd rather be home but hey. free food

- gesner is ABSOLUTELY NOT INVITED. for everyone's sake

-Theo barely eats anything (he thinks the food is "too fancy" and doesn't taste good, he likes simpler things) and plays on his switch under the table the entire time

-Birkenstock and Igor think they finally get a break from Gesner's chaos and can spend some calm time with the team

-Gesner still finds out and enters the restaurant wearing this shirt (it says "I love pussies" in German)

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kaiser, ness, grim and gesner:

(next to them noa is again dissatisfied with the mess they made)

Origin story: Kaiser wanted to impress Noa so he said he wanted to do push ups with Ness sitting on his back, then Grim and Gesner joined

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can you write headcaonnsns on karasu and chris prince if they actively did horsebackriding and what kind of horse theyd have and what theyd name their horse and if they were total "horse girls" uwu PLEASE MAO PKEASE

Karasu's horse. Her name is "Cunty ass horse"

Chris' horse. His name is "Frederick Heinrich the third"

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zantetsu

HEKFMDMWMFNDNDNFN 😭😭😭 so real tho

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Remy and I beat the Enderdragon!!!

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Got this from here

😳😳😳😳😳👉👈

Made by @wasfuerpainman

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HSJDJDBNFNDNSN😭😭😭

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@remy-roll and me torturing @mikeophone16 with our minecraft convo

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little possum

My favourite possum of all time

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which chapter is this panel from? (i genuinely don't remember help me)

Chapter 39! Also funfact, he was seen again in chapter 233 in Hiori's first selection flashback!

Here's the page from chapter 39

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so so jealous of your plushie collection. one day my collection will be a mountain that big☝️

(also gave my sister the same glamrock freddy plush for her bday)

This box has uhhh probably 60% of my plushies (the rest are in the comfy corner, on my bed or behind my bed) I love plushies so much I've been collecting them for years

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he was a bad boy, so he was punished.

He has to pay for his crimes (the crime was telling Kaiser "There are two sexes, the one I have with your mom and the one I have with your dad")

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How @remy-roll threatens me to do my schoolwork: