#🔧 yeehaw man

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Welcome to my pinned!

Not a lot to say here, mostly just a little directory here!

Who will answer questions asked?

FAQs? <- Reading these are a must if you want to ask something :) (they’re under the cut)

Current Fronter(s) (if you’re wanting to ask a specific question to a specific someone, this is a great way to figure out when someone’s available!)

I don’t really have a DNI or any sort of fancy CARRD for us, so this is the best we’ve got. Thanks for stopping by!

🔨⚠️Under Construction⚠️🔧

FAQ

FIRSTLY, FOR MY OWN COMFORT AND THE SAFETY OF THE SYSTEM DO NOT TAG ANYTHING AS THE SOURCE MATERIAL WE MAY BE FROM. THAT MAKES US ALL SO VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOU MISTAKING US FOR A CHARACTER IS OFFENSIVE. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS :)

Howdy there!  In case you were wondering how you got here, you’ve somehow stumbled upon the personal interactive blog of my system. Headmates interact here on the regular and are encouraged to do so.

What is this blog/what will I see here?

this blog was started to be somewhere I could use to vent about issues I have as someone who suffers from mental and chronic illness, but I slowly decided that I wanted it to be a safe space for my headmates and system as a whole. We’ll mostly be answering questions and posting doodles by alters and/or ones I wouldn’t share on my main. We will answer things similarly to an ask blog from time to time.

What are the tags on here and what do they mean?

#artofhorrors will be for any art posted, #your ghost host is for posts from the host (me!), #gruff and grumble is for Gruff,  #cheerytree is for Layla,  #carebear bubs is for Teddybear,  #cumulocloud is for Cirrus, #tarot readings is for Natalia,  #miss me with that shit is for Riley,  #bumbly bee is for Zee,  #cuddlebug is for Beetle,  #cupcake is for Muffin, #you crack me up little buddy is for Sam, #tell me what the commissioner said is for Max, #train departing is for Tucker, #shark bait ooh ha ha is for Finny, #malibu is for Barbie, #mister minecraft is for Phil, #till death do us part is for Eve, #now in 3D is for Jack, #sharp and stabby is for “Edgelord”, #fruity drink is for Mèngo, #butterfly is for Genevieve, #bear bud is for Freds, #full moon is for Rox, #here comes the sun is for Sun, #rises the moon is for Moon, #spinning like a ballerina is for Macy, #paging on-call doctor is for Shannon, #caterpillar is for Kaiser, #bits and bobs is for Blinky, #deep blue sea is for Blue, #technicolor canopy is for Inky, #watch me roll is for Tootsie, #chocolate bunny boy is for Cadbury, #cotton head is for Sofaipilla, #now in color! and #scarab!! is for Sphinks, #paddle paws is for Benji, #long ears is for Lemon, #pick a flower is for Iris, #for the departed is for Reaper, #poor unfortunate souls is for Obelisk, #chickadee darling is for Chica, #alligator is for Monty, #record scratch is for DJMM, #tropicana bro is for Splenda, #yeehaw daddy and #big papa is for Texas, #yellow lovely is for Callie, #crisscross applesauce is for Cross, #flower girl is for Lily, #snuggle bear is for Horror, #big man tom is for Tommy, #big man tubbo is for Tubs, #vanity is a killer is for Vanity, #the red means I love you is for Roone, #said the spider to the fly is for Tule, #rocket boy is for Kepler, #blueby ice cream is for Mooney, #powdered sugar is for Dust, #happy buzzing is for Zazzy, #strawbebby is for ???, #dead or alive is for Geno, #apple dumpling is for Passi, #serpentine is for Pen, #explodes is for Blueberror/Blueby, #curious yet curiouser is for SciFi, #littles under wraps is for any posts relating to/requested by littles, #unhappy house chat is for ask posts, #unhappy haunts is for personal text posts, #headstone text is for general text posts, #mild murmurs are for vents/vent posts, #birthday crypt is for posts relating to a birthday.

What exactly are headmates/alters/systems/etc.?

I’m not really comfortable trying to explain it and then getting backlash for being wrong. Do your research on the topics before trying to say anything nasty. And if you don’t have something nice to say, maybe don’t say anything at all.

Why did you make a system blog?

My headmates are the ones who have been dying to interact with people, and I’ve been hesitant, but want them to at least have a chance to hang out and meet new people. We are never going to promote this blog, so if you happen to find it, you are the only ones who will know I have headmates. I’d prefer that if you do figure out and find my main, don’t mention this at all. It doesn’t feel safe, even when diagnosed, to have the two overlap. I’m keeping my personal blog separate from my special interests.

who are your headmates anyway?

I am a poly-fragmented DID system, meaning that I do have subsystems within my own system. I will separate those host alters by italicizing their names and then explaining which alters are in their systems. 

Personally that I have been able to identify in my own system: Barbie, Beetle, Blinky, Blueby, Cirrus, Cross, Dust, Edgelord, Finny, Genevieve, Geno, Gruff, Horror, Iris, Jack, Kaiser, Layla, Max, Méngo, Mooney, Muffin, Natalia, Obelisk, Passi, Reaper, Riley, Roone, Sam, Shannon, Pent, Sphinks, Splenda, Teddybear, Texas, Tucker, Tule, Vanity, Zazzy, and Zee.

Genevieve’s system (🦋) includes: Freds, Chica, Rox, Chompy, Nilla, DJMM, Cassie, Gregy, Sun, Moon, Macy, Monty, Lily, Benji, and Lemon.

Blinky’s system (🧿) includes: Blue, Inky, Tootsie, Cadbury, and Sofaipilla.

Tucker & Jack’s system (📼) includes: Callie, Phil, Eve, Tommy, and Tubs.

Kaiser’s system (🐛) includes: Kepler.

Tule had a split(🧶): SciFi.

Two of these systems include littles that are not listed for their safety and ours. They will not be on this blog interacting, but may be mentioned or drawn.

Do any of your headmates use brackets when they talk?

Yes, some of them do! Others simply use identifying emojis, which I don’t have an issue with- *gruff talks like this /Teddybear talks like this/ •Layla talks like this• <Cirrus talks like this> }Natalia talks like this{ «Riley talks like this» °Zee talks like this° 🪲Beetle talks like this🪲 🧁Muffin talks like this🧁 „Sam talks like this„ ¡Max talks like this! £Tucker talks like this£ ≈Tommy talks like this≈ ¥Tubs talks like this¥ ≠Finny talks like this≠ 👠Barbie talks like this €Phil talks like this€ 🌿Eve talks like this👁‍🗨 ₽Jack talks like this₽ “Edgelord Talks Like This” or “LIKE THIS” 🥭Mèngo talks like this 🦋Genevieve talks like this🦋 ⚡️Freddy talks like this⚡️ ☀️Sun talks like this☀️ 🌙Moon talks like this🌙 🎹DJMM talks like this🎹 🐊Monty talks like this🐊 🐺Rox(y) talks like this🐺 🐓Chica talks like this🐓 🩹Gregy talks like this🩹 🍬Cassie talks like this🍬 🦊Benji talks like this 🐰Lemon talks like this 🪷Lily talks like this 🩰Macy talks like this ₩Shannon talks like this₩ 🐛Kaiser talks like this🐛 🌀Blinky talks like this🌀 🔵Blinky’s Blue talks like this🔵 ✒️Blinky’s Inky talks like this🖋 🍥Tootsie talks like this🍥 🍫Cadbury talks like this🐇 💤Sofaipilla talks like this💤 🎨Sphinks talks like this🖌 ;;Iris talks like this;; ¢Reaper talks like this¢ 🪓Horror talks like this 🐙Obelisk talks like this 💛Callie talks like this 🕯Geno talks like this ♟Dust talks like this ❌Cross talks like this 🚀Kepler talks like this🌟💫 §Texas talks like this§ 🍊Splenda talks like this 🕷Tule talks like this 🎯Vanity talks like this ❤️‍🔥Roone talks like this 🦜Zazzy talks like this 🫐Mooney Talks Like This🍦 🌾Passi talks like this 🧬SciFi talks like this 🐍Pentiousss talksss like thisss 🍌Blueberror talk-talk-talks like this-th-this

More will be added if and when the alter chooses a bracket for themself. Please be respectful of alters with typing quirks, stutters, etc.

Why don’t you want to post this art/these things on your main?

Because that’s not what my main is about. My system and my personal life is not what I want on my main. This is for my headmates and my system.

You’re copying _______! I’m telling on you!

I’m reeeeally not. System blogs are overly common now, and I don’t have a problem with sharing my own experiences.

Can you tell us more about yourselves?

Links to everyone’s personal introductions will be added as they come in! It will take a while as I want everyone to do them themselves, so waiting for someone to front is the best option.

Bones’ intro is here: https://at.tumblr.com/unhappy-house-of-horrors/time-to-make-an-introductory-post-i/b1pde6z5rv2q Gruff’s intro is here: https://at.tumblr.com/unhappy-house-of-horrors/name-role-age-my-pronouns-are-things-that/vjtgd8xuvq08  Sofa’s intro is here: https://www.tumblr.com/unhappy-house-of-horrors/717335133955457024 Mèngo’s intro is here: https://www.tumblr.com/unhappy-house-of-horrors/718712766923472896

Why won’t you let your littles on here?

Because they’re just that: littles. Alters who are under 11 (with only one exception) are not allowed to interact on here. They may request their drawings to be posted and we may make art of them, but they will NOT answer any questions or do anything themselves. Think of it like being old enough to have your first phone. You don’t need to be on social media when you get one, in my opinion as an adult, and my other adult alters agree that they don’t need to be on here.

Who can we ask questions?

That master post is located at this link: https://www.tumblr.com/unhappy-house-of-horrors/703587049761095680/masterlist-of-who-will-answer-questions-you-may?source=share

Last Updated: 12/12/23

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2, 6, 10, 11, 14, 15 + the meta asks 👀 uh,, lemme ask about dell this time lmao

FINALLY MY MAN GETS SOME LOVE- ksbsjdjdbdj i still have some asks to answer (just like the one dust sent to me about the kiss meme and the one YOU sent for jose. hays. 😔) but!!! i'll answer this one first.

2. how old were you when you discovered your f/o’s content?

i discovered tf2 three years ago, i was like 11 at that time lmao. i had a cringy phase. i was too obsessive over sniper widbdhdj-

6. if your f/o is from a series, which episode/movie/game/book of their source content is your favorite?

there's the tf2 classic game and the comics! i honestly like his comic version more (despite the fact that he appeared only several times) because- b e a r d. and i love his outfit!! combining a jacket and his overalls made me go 😳😳😳😳😍😍😍💓💓

10. if you could change one thing about your f/o’s source content, would you? what would you change?

constant updates.

11. do your friends/family know that you’re into the content that your f/o comes from or do you keep this interest to yourself?

my siblings always see me playing tf2, so i guess that counts. oh, and my sister in law too. she even asked why the hell do i keep talking about a person called "engineer" JAHSUHDBDH. she seems very interested in it and even complimented the kazotsky music. <33

14. what’s your favorite outfit your f/o has ever worn?

BRURHURHHUHH. you serious? i don't even have cosmetics (no not even the hat that indicates you're a new player) in the game i'm just crying at this point. but i like this one the most.

because men wearing turtle necks apparently makes me weak. (also he just looks extremely cuddle-able here)

15. do you own any merchandise from your f/o’s source content? what is it?

sadly no. :( even if i was given the chance, i still wouldn't be able to buy one because my ass is broke.

thanks for dropping by. 👉👈

꒰ meta self ship asks ꒱

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there is only one cowboy i can tolerate. and that is tf//2 engineer.

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3, 6 and 8!

hello thank you for the ask !! 💕 i'll be going with dell in this one. qwq

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3) Show me some concept art of your f/o!! How much different is it from how they look now?

honestly? HE DOESN'T LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT. just a few changes, like- they made him hotter??? jdhdidieb??

JUST LOOK AT HIM... the dad bod on the last picture tho !! he radiates more cuddling energy and i kinda wish they kept his stance like that. D: but that's ok because dell still feels warm and everything. 🤭💕

also they replaced his, uhh, what do you call it, blowtorch? whatever that is, they replaced it with a wrench. which is, imo, pretty convenient! where would you even put the gas tank or something — behind his back or what? THAT'S SO HEAVY. D:<

and another thing, he removed his smoking habit. :0 they must have gave it to spy lmao.

6) Is your f/o a playable character?

yes he is !! he's a part of the defense class and the fifth class in the list. :D it's been months since i last opened the game, now i miss playing as him! 😔

8) Does your f/o even have a speaking role? If not, how do you imagine they sound? 

oh boy, he has A LOT of voice lines !! i often listen to them while i'm studying, hehe. 👉👈 there's a video on you//tube where most of his lines are bundled up together, and his conga voice lines are just, sjhdudiej- 🙉

i also have a favorite voice line from him !! it goes within something like, "These fellas are gonna be ohm-less if they don't put up more of a resistance! [laughs] Ah, that's an engineering joke."

HE SOUNDS SO GIDDY IN THAT LINE AND I JUST GO- 😍😍😣😩😩💓💓

꒰ animated f/o asks ꒱

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i just realized three of my main f/o's are from old times (1800's & 1900's)... is this a pattern of some sort.

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Bedlington + Azawakh for you n Engie!!💛

KAHSISWWJ THAT WAS FAST I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT THANK YOU 💖💖💖

Bedlington: Do you and your F/O(s) have ‘a song’ or ‘a movie’ that you just really vibe with together?

either “still into you” by paramore or “old town road” by lil nas x. 😌🤲 we feel rather connected with the paramore song for some reason, i don't know the reason why either. maybe it's because of the lyrics "some things just, some things just make sense and one of those is you and i". 💕

and the classic country song is pretty self-explanatory KSJSJDJJS-

Azawakh: Tell me an unusual HC you have for your F/O(s)! LGBTQ+, neurodiversity, race/ethnicity…and/or something weird and random! Like what color they like to paint their toenails!

ksbdjdisk this is probably not weird or random at all but i feel like dell had a wife before me. it's one of the reasons why he was slightly afraid to get together with me (in fear that he will be left behind again). but no bitch, i'm not like her and would stay with him to life and death. ✨

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french blue, tea rose, and canary yellow + engie!! :D

AUGGHH ASTRID IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY ASKS 💕💕 i'm sorry but i get excited everytime someone sends me an ask in general, i know, how pathetic of me. 😔

anyway thank you!!

french blue - after you two have gone stable, what kinds of dates do you go on?

i'm not sure what "stable" means in terms of relationship, but i'm guessing it means when we are finally comfortable with each other. :0 ah, well, at first, we started going to restaurants. then we realized we didn't really have the time and money to do that. 😔✌️ so we go on picnic dates! :D we bring our own made food and just chill on the grass, looking up at the sky. it's one of the times i actually enjoy going out. if we're not in the mood of going out, then we just cuddle in our house and call it a date.

tea rose - when you and your f/o first get together, how do you act towards each other in terms of affection? is it awkward? does it come naturally?

I'M the one who's awkward at first. like damn, boy, how do i show love and affection at you when i have difficulty of showing emotion PLUS you're super smart and handsome?? gosh, please. i mean dell's got no problem with it, because that man is just a natural. it took me a while to completely warm up to him, but he did nothing but respected our boundaries and even encouraged me to be myself. 💕

canary yellow - what are the silliest nicknames you and your f/o use for each other?

i usually call him "hawyee" (yeehaw in reverse) but it's mostly because it sounds similar to "honey". i also call him "yeehaw man", "baldie" and "smartass" to tease him. :] in revenge, he calls me "shortie" (just because i'm 7 inches shorter than you doesn't mean i'm submissive stfu dell i know you're reading this >:[) and "bookworm" (because i'm a novelist/author in their universe!). actually, can i just say that he doesn't have the courage to be harsh towards me? yeah, he doesn't. so his nicknames for me are just some sweet ones. mostly. 😳

꒰ self ship question colors ꒱

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no matter what i

all i think about is

even when i'm with my

boy, you know i'm crazy over

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Hi!! I'm Chris (@medicalknife) I just wanted to say hey bc I don't think I've seen anyone else who has an f/o from tf2!! And I just found ur blog and I think it's cool!! Anyways, could you answer cafe refreshments from the selfshipper q&a if you wanna!!!

@medicalknife HELLO CHRIS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU THINK MY BLOG IS COOL! 😩💓 and there's a lot of tf2 self shippers out there, the only ones i am socially familiar with are @/septemberlove and @/usamey!!

anyway~ thank you for the ask!

Cafe refreshments - What sort of restaurants or food do you and your F/O like to eat when you’re together? Do you disagree on food choices or do you basically like the same things?

ooh yeah, i and dell usually eat homemade foods! it's mostly him who does the cooking because i have NO idea how (all i can cook is some simple breakfast :[). bacon and eggs are dell's favorite (tho i don't really mind, we eat different kinds of breakfast too)! our food for lunch and dinner varies a lot because it depends on our mood if we want to buy from somewhere or do a cooking activity.

our food taste is different in some ways. :0 we both like meat, so there's no point of us in arguing about it, lmaoo. but oooh boy, vegetables. i don't like vegetables. dell always reminds me to eat 'em but no, i don't like them, okay! >:[ we jokingly fight with each other when we see some greens on our plate. 👁️

other than that, we practically share almost every food we eat! especially desserts. he knows how much i like them.