happy birthday, ee73
i was today years old when i learnt i share a birthday with eddy and shango
this is short but i ran out of cryptic college hockey boy things to say
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yourusername: eddy can have his first legal drink since last summer! (when he was home and could literally legally drink) happy birth you stupid prick, i love you <3
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edwards.73: i am not stupid
ā yourusername: thatās not a real airtight defence baby i still called you a prick
ā edwards.73: that i can be
ā markestapa: @/yourusername who do u think you are calling my boyfriend baby
ā yourusername: YOUR boyfriend š¤Ø ethan???? who is this??
ā edwards.73: uhhhh baby i can explain
ā markestapa: WHICH ONE OF US ARE YOU TALKING TO
ā edwards.73: FUCK IDK STOP YELLING AT ME MAN
edwards.73: thank you, baby <3
ā yourusername: <3
nolan_moyle: cold hamburger
ā yourusername: mmmmmmm lukewarm actually
ā noylan_moyle: scalding hot french fries?
ā yourusername: oh yeah
markestapa: birth is a term which here means theĀ emergenceĀ of a baby or other young from the body of its mother; the start of life as a physically separate being.Ā in this case, that would the process ethan edwards' mother endured on the sixth of june, 2002, and not the event taking place on the sixth of june, 2023. the word you are looking for at the beginning of the final sentence in your caption is 'birthday', which here means the same date an individual was born, but in the years following their birth.
ā yourusername: bro thinks he's lemony snicket
dylanduke25: excellent use of foreshadowing with that last photo
ā yourusername: excuse me
ā dylanduke25: what did you fart
lhughes_06: i see the insults aren't put on hold as a birthday gift
ā yourusername: it's my only source of comedy luke please stop trying to make me be nice
mackie.samo: why include duker in the birthday post
ā yourusername: cause ethan looks hot all sweaty and shirtless
ā mackie.samo: i need to start keeping these questions to myself
ā yourusername: and take away all my chances to call eddy hot??? that comment was very anti me i fear
seamuscasey26: hap bjorth
ā yourusername: real
g.brindley4: proposal before marriage š
ā yourusername: right?? in this day and age?
luca.fantilli: dog
ā yourusername: rat
ā adamfantilli: cat
ā jdrusk53: nelom š¹
ā yourusername: ok who let him out
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Hello! Hope youāre doing well. <33 On requests, Iām hoping for some Shinsou dating headcanons or maybe on S/O being rivals to lovers with him. Idk, but hope it can give an idea :))
ā° Ė DATING SHINSOU HITOSHI . . . !
content: fluff! a little ooc shinsou, friends to lovers (bc it's cute), reader is chaotic, and maybe this is a little self indulgent
notes: omgg anon!! i love the idea, maybe i'll write the rivals to lovers in a different post, but for now i really like the idea of dating shinsou hc!! oh and also i'm doing well anon, ty for asking !
dating the shinsou hitoshi might be the most unexpected thing that has ever happened to you in attending UA
if someone ever told your first year self that you're dating the purple haired guy, you would have laughed at their face
well, jokes on you
you've been together for two years, and happily spending your days training as a hero! y'all already in third year and closer to graduating, it was definitely not an easy journey but you made it!
you've been each other's person back before you've even got together
he has a habit of bringing you your favorite coffee every morning & the time he had forgotten to make you one, the both of you shared his
or if you don't like coffee he probably brings you something to eat.
probably has that day where the two of you would talk shit of someone who has wronged the both of you (they deserved it)
most of the time you do your homework together, but you kind of get distracted.. so as much as you really like spending time with him, studying separately was more ideal
one time you took him to an amusement park on your second date, and you really had fun, maybe minus the part where the whole class followed y'all (they were like the paparazzi, they even made an effort to put on a disguise)
forehead kisses!! lots of forehead kisses, like before you go to class he'll never forget to give you a forehead kiss and you would kiss him on the cheeks!
it took him at least two months before he got used to the physical touch, very clingy when he got used to it!
he sleeps on your lap! he said it was so comfortable and your thighs were like pillows??
he writes you poems omg, like he sends it at midnight, when he can't sleep. he's very sweetš please hug him
there was one time where he sneaked into your room at night, just because he wanted to kiss you, y'all got caught by aizawa midway. mans never got that kiss that night
would always hold your hand randomly, just to feel if you're really here beside him :(
he loves cats, he does! but you were on a different level in liking them. he has to physically stop you from petting every stray cat you see. he's very worried you might just die from rabies before you even become a heroš
he's a little spoon! idc what other ppl say, i rest my case, your honor.
takes candid photos of you, he has an album of them with little notes written in it. "the most beautiful person to exist" or "mine" <3 STOPWBHSJH
literally the best in comforting!!
surprisingly, knows how to style a hairš¤Ø i mean he babysits eri so.. like he's so good!
speaking of eri!! y'all always take her outside to enjoy! would always have that 'y/n, shinsou & eri day!'
when y'all become pro-heroes and took eri for a picnic, ppl would always mistake you for a family (don't y'all look a little too young for a family?)
a lot of ppl support your relationship, lowkey but not a secret<33
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nct dream in college
a/n:Ā my third fucking time posting this istg this is why i quit the first time tumblr let me post things in peace
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tags:Ā idk the frattiest boys in town doing what college dudes do, just fluff, hinting at insecurity + fear for the future, and a couple mentions of ppl not following their dreams for practicality sake but what can u doĀ tw:Ā mentions of drinking & underage drinking, mentions of sex but no graphics
Originally posted by choi-soobin
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finance bro w a music minor
iām so sorry to all of the ppl who hc him as a nerdy music kid who just always thinks abt music
but that boy is a finance bro thru and thru and i will die on that hill
heās in a frat but heās honestly rlly shitty abt act going to the non-party frat stuff
and even the parties, he rlly only goes to bc he djās every single time
ppl get annoyed sometimes bc mark always tries to slip in some of his stuff into the mix but itās honestly so good that he gets away w it
his homies make fun of him for it but he sits in the first three rows bc a) heās fucking blind and b) he act rlly likes finance
like he enjoys the idea of finance + what he could do w it in the future
even if he doesnāt necessarily like business calc
goes to church on sundays (if heās not hungover) and will be so respectful abt it that he convinces some of his non-christian friends to go to
mark has a good rep on campus for being an all around pretty chill dude
everyoneās also half convinced that heās a plug
swears up and down that he doesnāt smoke but ppl have videos of him puffin like itās his side hustle
it is
kinda sticks to his own friend group bc heās a little shy
but when heās drunk (when someone wrestles him out of his little dj booth to do shots w them)
he knows everyone and their mother all of a sudden
kinda cute when heās drunk cause heās rlly lovey
ppl kinda like like him as that cute guy in their class but he never rlly goes out of his way to pursue anyone so anyone whoās interested has to be the one who chases
isnāt clueless but is oblivious until one day youāre basically sitting on his lap during lecture and heās like šš¤Øš§š
the day he gets cuffed tho literally no one can pull him apart from his girl
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so...this might be controversial
but i think renjun would be a international relations major, not an art major
i feel like heās a practical guy and he likes art but not enough to pursue it as a livelihood yannowhatimean
isnāt that well connected on campus bc he keeps his friend circle very exclusive but literally everybody and their mother knows him
kinda has a reputation for being a little cliquey but he gets away w it bc heās just genuinely a decent guy whoās on the more private side
you will never catch him drunk
like he def wonāt be sober at parties but youāre never gonna see him stumbling around
the type of guy to keep an eye on a girlās cup if she leaves it somewhere, even if no one asks him to
also volunteers on the weekends at a local shelter for ppl of different nationalities
a private guy tho. ppl rlly donāt get to know or understand him unless theyāre part of his friend group
which is nearly impossible to join
just kinda cruisinā thru life bc heās unproblematic and just rlly wants to get a degree and dip
gets the some of the best grades out of his friends (jeno is the only one who does better and jaemin make a close second) but donghyuck insists itās bc renjunās major isnāt a real major
chenle threatens to send the video of donghyuck and renjun slipping on their asses and falling into the pool as renjun tried to fight donghyuck to every single person that renjun even considers seeing romantically
probably dates once a year, eventually falls out of attraction and then swears off dating
until donghyuck gets on his ass abt not having sex and then renjunās competitive streak gets activated
during which he speed dates for like three weeks before finding someone and then trying to date them
isnāt very emotionally invested in his romantic relationships
except for one of them, and ever since they told renjun off, he was unseperable from them
renjun may or may not have a masochist streak itās still unclear
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a physics and education double major
he didnāt really know what he wanted to go into so he was undeclared for the longest time until he took a physics gen ed and ever since then, heās been super into physics
only added education as his second major after he taād for physics 1 and for the first time, could actually see himself in that career
gets the most shit for being in a frat and simultaneously being the biggest fucking nerd but he just thinks its funny
isnāt super smart (like heās not a genius or anything) but he works rlly hard for his grades so even tho his friends (donghyuck) make fun of him, everyone is inspired by his work ethic
until itās the weekend
and then itās like heās another person altogether
heās downing shots like thereās no tomorrow and if jeno lee attends a party by himself, then heās leaving with at least one person
on a particularly daring occasion, he was seen leaving with three
people are convinced that jeno has a twin brother bc of how bold, lively, and undeniably charismatic he gets when he lets go of his inhibitions
jeno just smiles a sweet smile and redirects the conversation
a very much go with a flow type of guy
heās down for pretty much anything as long as he makes it home in time to study for the next day
spontaneous camping trip? sure. smoke a blunt? sure. join a threesome w one of his best friends and his girlfriend? sure.
he just didnāt take a lot of things too seriously (besides his academicsĀ and whether or not his dick got wet)
and that was why a lot of ppl liked him
he was also a rlly easy person to talk to
everyone knew that the first half of his office hours were for actual physics and stuff and the second half was just for chilling w him
which is how he met his s/o, actually
they used to come for office hours every single time jeno held them and would stay theĀ wholeĀ time; it was only two weeks later when jeno accidentally saw their test scores (straight 90sĀ without the curve) that he realized that maybe, he was in the clear to make a move
after the semester is over ofc
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a poli sci major with a minor (or as he likes to call it, aĀ concentration) in criminal justice
will not let you forget that heās in a frat
no one has the heart to tell him that he almost got kicked out of the frat 3 times but they keep him around bc heās just a good guy overall
plus he brings the most girls to parties so itās rlly not all that bad
the dude whoās surprisingly quiet and intellectual, but only when you catch him on his own
when heās with his friends, he acts completely differently, even if he turns around and mouthsĀ āiām sorryā while no one is looking
probably runs a club like devilās advocate club but itās just a silly club that uses university money to buy snacks, chill, and talk about controversial opinions
lowkey the guy to go to if you need something or need something done because the man knowsĀ everyone
and everyone knows him
will make fun of you for studying, and might even steal your textbook, but sends you a quizlet with last yearās answers bc thatās just the type of person he is
does not study. will not study. would rather listen to music w mark or party w jeno.
still has pretty decent grades bc heās charming and persuasive and what is political science besides the art of professional bullshitting
once you get close to him, he becomes one of the best ppl for advice
will not let you go after the sneaky link turned situationship
mostly bc he knows exactly what said situationship is rlly up to behind the scenes (iām telling you, the fbiĀ wishesĀ that had him; he knows everyoneās business)
will die before he tells anyone but probs runs one of those confession pages
partly how he gets all of his info from
thinks itāll ruin his street cred if he tells ppl heās secretly playing cupid and thatās why heās always messing w seemingly random combos of ppl
until one day, a confession comes in for him
def one of those boys whoĀ āreformsā after he meets his s/o but is a loving menace nonetheless
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microbiology major on the pre-med track with a minor in visual art
has tried dropping the pre-med track at least 4 times but absolutely will not bc he gets too much fomo
also wants a job. with guaranteed 401k compensation and benefits. so.
is one of the less toxic pre-med kids but only because heās so close to dropping out that he just canāt seem to take or give a shit anymore
lives in a perpetual state of caffeine high bc he will beĀ damnedĀ if jeno gets better grades than him
lowkey, i feel like heās one of those guys who only goes to parties to find ppl to fuck
like he doesnāt rlly like to drink or smoke (although he will take the occasional eddie)
but mans isĀ stressedĀ from the constant personality clash (within himself) so he literally jackhammers his stress away
too crude? sorry.
was once upon a time in every single club known to mankind
dropped out of almost all of them when he made the friends he wanted to make
somehow always ends up having to pay when everyone goes out
doesnāt tell anyone that he always loses on purpose (unless itās to chenle) bc he knows that college is tough and not everyone has the same financial freedom as he does
exclusively studies at the school library bc he doesnāt rlly spend time w his friends outside of his main friend group unless its while heās studying or at a party
although heās not rlly studying bc he probably already got the notes and answers from the people who took the class a semester earlier than him
but again, heās got a competitive streak about his grades so studies anyway
which is where he meets his s/o bc theyāre always sitting in the same spot, looking stressed as fuck as they study
one time, jaemin and the other person are the only two ppl left studying post 3 am during hell week and he offers to buy them coffee
studies w his lovely s/o from then onwards and offers to bite donghyuck whenever he tries to disturb them <3
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marketing major iām so sorry
heās justĀ suchĀ a finance bro + business major but he hates finance so he goes into marketing instead
school is a fucking joke to him
heāll try hard enough to get by in his classes (and bc just being around poor stressed out jisung gives him motivation to study) but no more and no less than that
the first one to call it quits when theyāre all studying together but renjun practically tapes him to a chair
also surprisingly intuitive and good at marketing so even if he barely tries, professors love him and somehow make him pass anyway
knows every international kid on campus bc he gets what itās like and makes an effort to make them feel more at home
gets invited to every party that the international kids throw and never looks at a frat ever again
they go so fucking hard at those parties that chenle, THE business major, gets tired and has to turn in pre-2 am to avoid alcohol poisoning
doesnāt get home until 7 pm the next day bc a) heās hungover and b) they love him so much and force him to stay so he just bums at their place until heās good to go
will make fun of you and your bad decisions (even if they arenāt that bad) but will protect you at every turn if anyone else tries to say smth
will fucking go toĀ batĀ for ppl he doesnāt even know that well bc chenle hates mean ppl
is on the intramural basketball team w a couple other guys
is very popular on the team bc he always knows the best restaurants and has been known to pay when he knows someoneās a tight spot
is very lowkey abt his wealth bc ppl like to take advantage of it so the ppl he does choose to help out are also very lowkey abt it
the type of dude to spot you like $50 and wonāt ask you abt it
but ppl always pay him back whenever they can bc they know heās helping a lot of ppl in rough situations, even if heās very hush hush abt it
is the reason why jisung joins a frat and singlehandedly boosts his rizz by a decameter
probably has a childhood sweetheart that lives at home so he doesnāt partake in the romance scene on campus at all
is in love with them and will boast abt being taken
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a dance major
impractical? maybe. but the worldās going to shit anyway so might as well do what you want, right?
thatās what chenle says to jisung the day that heās applying to his top school
is literally the student that the schoolĀ begsĀ to have join
offered every single scholarship under the sun to have him join bc such raw talent is rare nowadays and heās just stuck like ššš
bc he had no idea that he would get in, much less have them like him so much
but for all his talent, heās always fucking stressed abt something
sometimes itāll be about a choreo and other times itāll be abt the fact that heās almost 98% sure he wonāt get a job after college but his friends always get him out of his head
has abt 6 friends on campus (total) and itās bc of chenle
so after freshman year, he decides to get out of his shell a little bit
and jisung park is the MAN to be around when he does
heās charismatic, tall, an amazing performer, and really, just such a suave guy that straight men kinda have that weird jealousy where heās so cool ppl wanna be friends w him and also hate him
still gets insecure abt his skills or his future but has ppl around him who love him and help him out of it every time
iām ngl i think that he singlehandedly makes the dance team tryout numbers go from 12 - 15 ppl to 50 - 60 ppl
dance is his entire life and when heās not rizzing up ppl (or honestly, getting rizzed upĀ byĀ them; he canāt flirt for shit when he rlly wants to) heās on the dance floor
donghyuck has had to physically rip him off the floor to get dinner after a particularly rough night
even his fave dance teacher revoked his after class dance room privileges bc ppl got worried abt how much time he spent in there
decides to take a break when he realizes just how empty his days are w/o dance
gets into music production and has worked w mark more than once under pseudonyms
wonāt say anything but listens to what everyone says abt the song when mark plays it at a party
still working on himself so a s/o isnāt rlly in the picture but ppl are not mad abt it bc heās a good time with or w/o commitment
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RL Simselfstory (18+)
CW: adult topics, unplanned pregnancy
N. told me why he was so mad at P. In short, it was about my Dad.š But Iāll explain, when I tell my parents about N. & me. After we talked, we went up to his bedroom. It was already light. We just talked all night about everything that had to be clarified (N.'s fiancee). This was a lot!! But it had to be! I needed to know, if Nico was really serious about me. I believed N.! He never lied to me, so I trusted him. Also, I decided to divorce Danielš,once I talked to my parents.
Nico: Why are you still on P.ās side and stick by him? Thatās exactly what Daniel also said, when he and I talked. I was always the bad guy for you, but never Philip. You blamed me for everything, including his yoga bitch... But well, just fuck it. š
Me: I tried to stay friends with him. He was always there for me. But it didn't work out! In the end, we were justĀ yelling at each other and even later, after I met D. And whenever I was mad at Philip, I was mad at you, too. This wasn't fair. Sorry N. And I donāt have feelings for P., if you think that. Really not! This was a mistake anyway. We all failed. š¤·āāļø
Nico: Is there anything else you wanna tell me or ask me, before we ..... well, move on?
Me: Um.... actually,.... yes! But maybe I should letĀ sleeping dogs lie?
Nico: No idea what thatĀ means? Tell me!
Me: You remember Sofia. I saw her a few times last year. Sof liked to annoy me about you. She made fun of me and said you treated me like a... sex slave. š«¤ I didnāt know exactly what she meant, but....ugh, anyway! Is that true? Did you want that from me?
Nico: š¤£š¤£... Did I ever keep you in chains or whipped you or something? š
Me: Stop teasing me, jerk! You know damn well what I mean.
Nico: Nah, Iām not really keen on hurting you or into pain in general. You know that! I told you that before, too. But some discipline wouldnāt hurt you, babe. š
Me: You see? That's exactly what I meant! You kept playing your carzy mind games with me. You, with your will to subjugate me in every way.
Nico: Yea, and?... I never forced you to do anything!! And thatās the difference! If you didnāt want something, I didnāt want it either. But I know you wanted to please me and did everything to satisfy me. And you've done absolutely right. Youāre just perfect for me.š I loved you like crazy. And Sofia, that manipulative bitch... I got SO pissed! I just wanted to protect you! My whole pad was smoky bcs of you two! You were totally stoned, brain-dead!
Me: Says the guy who put hisĀ fistĀ through aĀ wall. š¤Ø And btw, you were constantly pissed! Not just that day.
Nico: Donāt you think weāve talked enough?... BeĀ aĀ good girlĀ and do as I say šš ... Get undressed and follow me to the bathroom.
Me: Ironically, the shower?.... You wanna get me depressed or what?
Nico: No! Never... Let's start again, where it left off.
I had still my weddingĀ goingĀ on in myĀ head. I told myself, " you had to stop thinking about Daniel, thatās not fair! Do it, or end this rn!" Suddenly Nico said something to me... something totally unimportant, which I actually forgot. He talked about my obession for my coconut shower gel. He asked me, if I still use it? Somehow this short conversation about that, made me feel good. It was like a kind of confirmation for me, that I needed at that very moment. I felt, he's always been the one and so I really started to let go of Daniel. And I succeeded! I was happy with Nico but...anyway.š¤Æ
My Simself was a little embarrassed about me posting those spicy pics. š³š«£ But no joke, I always struggle to poste something like this.
Nico: You see, babe? I have no prob getting on my knees for you, too.
Me: Yea, sure! š¤Ø You only do that bcs thereās not enough room here in the shower. But you don't have to do that fo rme!!
Me: I hope you really dumped her. I know you didnāt mean to cheat on her, but if this isnāt over with you two yet, youāre cheating on me too now. š
Nico: I'm confused... But why do you think I lied to you?
Me: I don't really think that. I-... I just wanna be sure.
Nico: I understand why you have doubts, but honestly? That sucks. I don't wanna think or talk about her at all rn. I canāt go back to her after seeing you again. Even if I wanted to, I canāt. I canāt give up on you.
Me: And I canāt say no to you. I never could and you know that. That's why-... I thought you might take advantage of that... Sorry, Iām gonna shut up now.š¤¦āāļø
I shouldnāt have thought that much about that girl, but paid a little more attention to another important topic. PROTECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot to tell N., that I had this.... hormone-free thing/ IUD removed in summer... As you know, that hormone-free IUD, had caused me damage. And my doc said, the risk of not having kids, because of the injuries I already got, was too high! He advised Daniel and me to simply use condoms. That was the only option we had. But we didn't! Daniel just paid attention when we had sex not to... knock me up. But even if I had become pregnant by him, it would have been okay for us.
But now back to the actual aim/topic of this post. š¶ N. & I had sex. He used a rubber. But when he was.......well, done, he removed it and just kept going with me. I thought, okay? Either heās extremely horny, or...... no idea what he was up to? I could have stopped him, but I didnāt!! I thought I wouldnāt get pregnant anyway and if, it's too late? However, I was kind of sure I couldnāt have kids. Daniel & I wanted a Baby after we got married, but it just never happend. So why should it be different with Nico? After just one fucking time!?
Even if our Baby was not planned & and N. & I actually had an affair/ a fling at that timeĀ , I can say that it was.... made with Love. N. said, "I love you", when it happend. š©·š©µ But, hm!? He always says that to me in that... particular situation. Still, I think he meant it honestly, I could feel it and not just that! Don't ask me why, but I just knew he................. hit a home-run.šØ
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