#🚕 taxi anon

[hmshermitcraft]

More beach day headcannons

Doc hates the water [robotic parts - even though they're waterproof], but Ren adores it. Doc also uses this as an opportunity to properly wash Ren

Etho convinces Bdubs to come down to the shore, just to immediately loose Bdubs' trust and chuck him in.

xB would swim around, Keralis also dipping in [even though he complained about the coldness].

After Scar and Grian were finally dug out the sand, they'd either fall asleep or relax in the shallower side of the water

🚕 taxi anon

Bdubs is known to get his revenge on Etho by dragging him into the water in return. The hermits end up with two sopping wet sad cats who are very upset about being wet (Bdubs claims his shirt is designer. He claims all his shirts are designer. Because he designed them.)

How Grian and Scar manage to get buried in the sand is still a mystery. They won't reveal their secrets. But they insist there isn't a third person involved.

Ren makes sure he spends lots of times out the water as well to spend time with Doc. Even though, in his more hyper moments, that ends up being more running back and forth every five minutes.

[geometryyaoi]

hi, you reblogged one of my posts and like i genuinely had to take a double take once i saw ur username, it’s so awesome sauce i love it !!! taxi… yaoi… incredible…!! i must ask, is there any significance to this “taxi yaoi”, like, is it a reference to something?? or is it just like. taxi yaoi. i’ve always had a fascination for the nyc taxis, very cute fellas. definitely something to consider hitting with the yaoi beam. anyway thank u tumblr user oddtaxiyaoi for making me have a ponder. hope u have a fantastic day, sparkle on ^_^ !!

ah... im so sorry dear anon but my @ is actually a reference to an anime called "ODDtaxi", a friend of mine told me to change my @ to be this in reference to the fact that at the time i was unable to shut up about a ship i liked

good news is that, true to the animes name, it is very taxi-themed, up to the main character's taxi getting an official plush before most other characters

however... now im considering taxi yaoi 🤔💭🚕

[all-things-fic]

Haha, it's the only way to figure out where you should go. Hope your day gets better 💕

-taxi anon

Thanks babe! It’s gotten better (helps I’m almost done with work). I love how you have a little alias too 🚕🫶🏼

[skippyv20]

🥊🥊🥊🌺🌺🌺🏰🏰🏰 WINDSOR ANON AND PG🥊🥊🥊🌺🌺🌺🏰🏰🏰

WINDSOR ANON AND PG💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

WINDSOR ANON AND PG🥊🥊🥊🌺🌺🌺🏰🏰🏰 …… “we’re leaving in an unmarked taxi from the delivery entrance Sydney, Basher Bobs driving” … “excellent sir , a small wager is in order” …LATER… “ a top-ho turn out Sydney, best of ten rounds , lets get seated “ … MEANWHILE … “ that fossil viewing you requested ma’am , if it’s your pleasure,we’ve arranged it for tonight” … “excellent Mary, to where is one going.”? … “To the Natural History Museum ma’am”😱😱😱…” it’s a tad chilly, I’ll wear the Burberry “

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

Tuesday November 10/20

Entertainment purposes 

🥊🥊🥊🌺🌺🌺🏰🏰🏰THANK YOU WINDSOR ANON 🥊🥊🥊🌺🌺🌺🏰🏰🏰

NOVEMBER 12/2020

VIGNETTE #35

HIMSELF IS POSITIVELY GIDDY!!😁😁😁SYDNEY, ASSISTING WITH DRESSING FOR THE EVENING, ENQUIRES, AND HOW SHALL THE DRESS CODE BE SIR?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂HIMSELF LAUGHS🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂, OH SYDNEY OLD CHUM, EPIC QUESTION EPIC INDEED. SYDNEY, SOMEWHAT CONFUSED, REPLIES WHY EPIC SIR? HIMSELF LAUGHS LOUDLY🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 TOP HO! KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT 🤫🤫🤫SYDNEY!! EVEN MORE CONFUSED 🤔NOW, SYDNEY REPLIES, KEEP EPIC UNDER MY HAT🎩 SIR?? OH SYDNEY, OLD MAN, WE ARE GOING INCOGNITO😁😁😁😁. GET OUT THE BALMORAL 🏰 LUGGAGE 🧳 AND PULL OUT A RUGGED MAN SET FOR ME, PLEASE FIND SOMETHING EQUALLY AS RUGGED, THOUGH THAT MAY BE TOUGH🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂, YET LESS INCOGNITO FOR YOU, AS NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. SYDNEY REPLIES, INDUBITABLY SIR! BEFORE LONG, THEY ARE KITTED OUT. HIMSELF IS WEARING A FAKE PAIR OF GLASSES WITH FULL BEARD AND MOUSTACHE 🎅🏻 ATTACHED,NORMALLY RESERVED FOR 🎄 CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENT. (💜💜PG COMMENT OH  YES SIR, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FULLY INCOGNITO, DRESSED AS SANTA WHEN IT IS JUST WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🎄🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂.) SYDNEY STILL LOOKS JUST LIKE SYDNEY, EXCEPT ON HIS DAY OFF.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. HIMSELF SAYS, OH SYDNEY THIS IS BLOODY EPIC FUN! WE ARE LEAVING IN AM UNMARKED 🚖 TAXI🚕 FROM THE DELIVERY ENTRANCE. SYDNEY, BASHER BOB IS DRIVING! SYDNEY HAS THROWN CAUTION TO THE WIND AND IS ENJOYING THIS MAD CAP CAPER🙃🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. OH SYDNEY, THE THURSDAY CLUB WAS EPIC, FULLY EPIC EVERY WEEK. THIS IS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS OLD CHUM, HIMSELF SAYS. SYDNEY THINKS HE MAY BE SMILING AS HE SPEAKS 🗣 BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WITH THE 🎅🏻BEARD ON.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂. HE REPLIES, EXCELLENT SIR, A SMALL WAGER IS IN ORDER!! 💰 💵 💷 $$$$££££££[NO MORE EUROS USED IN MY STORIES]

LATER, THEY HAVE ARRIVED AT THEIR DESTINATION. SYDNEY ASKS, DO THESE THURSDAY CLUB EVENTS OFTEN HAPPEN IN MUSEUMS SIR? HIMSELF ROARS WITH LAUGHTER🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂, REPLYING, SYDNEY, IF YOU ONLY KNEW OLD CHUM, IF YOU ONLY KNEW!!  🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😳☺️☺️😁😁😁😁😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣AS THEY ARE WANDERING AROUND, SOMEONE SAYS, HELLO PHILIP, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥SO SOON, GRITTING HIS TEETH AS HE IS STILL SORE FROM LOSING THE  RACE IN ROYAL PARK. HELLO, UH HELLO RONNY. WHY IT IS PHILIP,  HELLO, NICE TO SEE YOU SIR. HIMSELF REPLIES HELLO TONY(LORD MONTROSE FROM SCOTLAND AND THE FEMALE GILLEY 🎣), SEVERAL OTHERS GREETED HIM AS WELL. SYDNEY REPLIES, SO MUCH FOR INCOGNITO  🎅🏻 SIR, HIMSELF THEN ROARS WITH BELLY LAUGHS😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. HIMSELF SAYS A TOP-HO TURNOUT SYDNEY. IT’S A BEST OF TEN ROUNDS, HOPEFULLY BASHER BOB CAN TAXI🚕 🚖 US HOME. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂LET’S GET SEATED. 🥊 🥊 🛎 🔔 

MEANWHILE 

EARLIER THAT DAY, HER MAJESTY RECEIVES SOME WONDERFUL 📰 🗞 NEWS. MARY RELAYS A MESSAGE THAT, MA’AM, THAT FOSSIL VIEWING YOU REQUESTED, IF IT’S YOUR PLEASURE, CAN BE ARRANGED FOR TONIGHT. HER MAJESTY IS PLEASED AS PUNCH, GET THE PUN 🥊 PUN/PUNCH🥊 BOXING PUNCH??🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. SHE REPLIES, EXCELLENT MARY, TO WHERE IS ONE GOING? MARY REPLIES, TO THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM MA’AM. 😱😱😱😱😱 HERSELF REPLIES, TIS A TAD CHILLY, I SHALL WEAR THE BURBERRY. (BURBERRY IS A CLASSIC BRITISH FASHION. ONCE YOU HAVE SEEN THE BURBERRY PLAID YOU SEE IT IN EVERYTHING AND KNOCK OFF BRANDS AS WELL.HER MAJESTY MOST  CERTAINLY MEANS HER WARM WOOL COAT AND GLOVES)

HMMMMMM GASOLINE ⛽️ AND A MATCH. BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME PLACE FOR VERY DIFFERENT REASONS.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE STORY IS GETTING REALLY GOOD………TO BE CONTINUED…….

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 

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Thank you dear PG...most impressive how you are not feeling well....and yet, you come and give us your all...thank you....what fun....😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜