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[ryomaandgundhamkin]

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[chainemails]

🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪

2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵‍💫

3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕

4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣

5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽

6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈

7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖

8️⃣ BENDover🧎‍♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼

9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️

🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤

1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅

1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅

1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻

1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦

1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂

1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻

1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮‍💨🥴

2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻

2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢

2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈

2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑

2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃

2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa��

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅🔫 as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕

[satelitis]

GUYYYYYSSSS 💥🦅🇺🇸🔫🏈💵🤠

[sunb1eeder]

🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows���🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪

2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵‍💫

3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕

4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣

5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽

6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈

7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖

8️⃣ BENDover🧎‍♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼

9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️

🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤

1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅

1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅

1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻

1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦

1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂

1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻

1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮‍💨🥴

2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻

2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢

2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈

2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑

2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃

2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅🔫 as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕

[ask-the-sillies-in-the-head]

you're opinion on texas????🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅

-@literally-hottopic

YEEHAW 🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥🤠🤠🤠

[beanfanclub]

I GO HOME FOR SUMMER BREAK IN A WEEK 🦅💥🇺🇸🏈🛻🤠🌮

[username-not-registered]

Give that God-blessed American dog a gun 🏈🏈🏈🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🗿🗿🗿🪙🪙🪙🔥🔥🔥

[bugaboo82]

oh god we’ve done it again

Hi can u put your name in this and send it to 10 different people We’re trying to make the longest iMessage for the 2025 Guinness World Records. Put your name below (copy it) and send it to 10 people, Don’t be the one to break the chain (This started in NC)

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💚⚽🏃‍♀️macy 🐍♏

💜🌺 Kennedy🍩🎶

😼😛Callie🐒🍭

🌸💝Piper🐧🏖

⚽️🏐aiden🩰🎧

👙Emily🩰🌊

🐈🌸Khadidja☀️🌊

🍕Violet😎

🎶Amber🧋

👾Colin👟👾

✝️Liz🏀

🌮🤭Chloe✝️☀️

🏀🏐Alexis🏅✝️

🥎🎭ADDY!🖋️

🏊‍♀️🐬Allie🐔🤑

🌊🍉Savannah🍉🌊

🧡🏖️Mackenzie🏖️🧡

💙🦌Gavin🦌💙

🏈🍔Owen🫎🐟

🌊☀️Haley☀️🌊

🤭💗LaMya📣🛍️

🐶🥎Grace😀🍭

🥍🏒Blake🌮🍎

🥍🗿Landon🤡🙊

⚽️✝️Cade🎣✝️

⚽️⚾️Noah ✝️🎣

✝️⚾️Brady 🍔

🏀✝️Jude🍩🫃

✝️🏈Cory🙏🙏

⚽️✝️Ryleigh✝️⚽️

🏐😝Karlie🥳

🦖🌊Cass🥎🎨

🌈Willa🔪

🔪🩸Lillian 🫥🫠

🧋Cadence🩰😗

🥴😈JuLiEt🤭🤥🫠

🤩🤪Margot⚽️💕💗

😜😆Parker😁🎀

🦊🫠𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓷🐀🥸

🎀😃August😃🎀

❤️📣RiLeY📣❤️

🪼Myra🪼🎀

🌺🤍emily🤍🌺

🌮💜big back💜

🦄😍Gracie ❤️🏐

🤪😘kai😝😇

🎀😝Emma🤪🎀

🌈🤪Parker💖🐢

🫩👎FoodEater👅🍑

🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️Madi 🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️

🐜🪰Bug🦟🪳

💗💀💅Chloe💗💀💅

🐤🐥Levi🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

🏀⚽️Kooper🤫🧏‍♂️

🎀🌷Aubrey👹😈

💗🏐Molly🏀💗

🥱💪🏻Lagree🏀⚽️

🛍️🩰Eva🪞😝

😋🐴Cait🫶💅

💄💅Ceci🤑😘

🦈🥍Ruairi⚽️🇮🇪

🐴⚽️Olivia⚽️🐴

🐴🩰sailey🛼🫠 🩷

🩰Maddie 🌸🌟

😜🏐Hayden 🫶🌸

🌺⚽️Riley🏐🌺

⚽️🐶Harper🍕💪🏼

💅🩰Cora 🩰💅

🩰 🇺🇸 Emma Claire⚽️

🎧🩰Brielle🩰🎧

🖕😍Elizabeth😂💐

🖕🏼🐺💋🥵Scarlette🥵💋🐺

🥺💋👹🎀Londyn🎀🐀🤷🏾‍♀️

🪩🦩🤩Harper🫶🏄‍♀️🔱

🛍️🤭💖Abby ❤️♥️🎧

🥰😎💕Gracie🤪🫶💋

💗🫨🌸Natalie S🧸🥱💕

🦆🫨🤪Lily W🥎🍿🫠

💅🌸💕Sam P💜⚡️💕

🤍⚡️🌸Addie D🐆🌺💕

🏐⚡🥵Vivian😘🤑🙏

⚽️🐾💙jessie🥰😘🙏

🫠❤️Kambree W 👑 🍑

🌺‼️Gianna R🥱🐞🦧

😈😈 Deanthony R😈🌴

🧿🏐🤍Izabella P🤍🏐

‼️🙌🏼Alondra🧏🏽‍♀️📍

🌸🌼Kali🌼🌸

🤪💗ARII🦋🌚

💅🤪Keila🛍️🎀

😂🤣Joshua🥱🫤

💓🌴⚡️Nyla ⚡️🌴💓

🖕😈🤬Malaya 🤬😈🖕

😚😏😏Taha😎🥵

😝🥳🤩Claire😚🙄🤭

Jacob ✨⭐️🌟💫

🏈🏀Antwon😭🥷

🍔🏈Jasten🫵🏻👍🏻

🇲🇽🌮Jaxson🏈 🧐

⚾️⛺️Austin 🌳🐶

⚾️🏈Connor🇺🇸🦅

⚾️🎱Dillon⚾️🙈

✨📣Makenna🤠🍔

🍕🎀Anistyn♥️📣

🏀🙏Ethan 🍔🥓

🐐🫏🦮Madison🌳🌍

❄️🔥Rei🔥❄️

😍🙏Eliana😍🙏

👟🤪Taegan😘☀️

✌🏼💋Ava🏐🍿

🙂Ellie🥳😆

🌸🦋briley 🌸🦋

Ayla✌️💅🏻

❤️🫶🏻Addison💩🫦

💅♡-jAyLeE-♡💅

🫶🏻✨Alison😍💕

🥎🏀Mae 🥎🏀

💜❄️Jasalynn💜❄️

💓💋lily💋💓

🩵🦋Kimberly🫶😙

🎀Delilah🎀

❤️ZULEYMI🫶🏻🎀

🌸KAILYN🙃🐶

🎻Bella🐶🐴

♉️McKenna 🎭

🎀🙈Ava.c🦋🧸

🏐❤️Braelynn 🏐❤️

🏃‍♀️🏊‍♀️Reagan🏃‍♀️🏊‍♀️

✌🏽🎀Kaleigh🫶🏽📱

🏝️💋Lizbeth 💄😘

😍❤️‍🔥Danyel🦶🔫

❤️‍🩹💋piper🪩💌

🫶🏼💗Ashley🫦🥷🔫

😎🙃Annie 💪🤠🥎

🥎🩵Harper👽🏐😝

❤️🥎Cora🎉👀🥸

🤍✨Scarlett 🏐🫶🏼

🥶🥷🏻Parker 💸💰

✝️🇺🇸WYATT🏈⚾️

✋🏼🙂‍↕️Grady🤫🧏‍♂️

🤓Eli👨‍💻⌨️🖥️

❤️Izzie 🥎🌺

🏃🏼‍♂️🥎Lanie😜🥰

✝️🏀BELLA.D🏈🥎

❤️🦄Addyson🎭🩰

🐢🐓HARPER.M💙🩶

😭🙏🏻Elaina🐾🫶🏻

🤫🧏🏽‍♂️Kylie🏊‍♂️🎨

🍓💖Camryn🫶💄

🥎💗Marissa🏐💗

✝️🤗kinlee♥️💋

😸😈Anna🤪💜

✝️🥎lannix🌊🏀💙

🎉🥎Kendall 🍿🐣

🥎✝️Riley M🥎✝️

🥎✝️lola ✝️🥎

🥎✝️Evy✝️🥎

🐺✝️🥎Savannah🥎✝️🐺

🥎🌄✝️Audrey🥎🌅✝️

🐶🏃‍♀️Tinleigh ⚽️🏀🏐

🐶😊Kate.L🐾⚽️🎾🤪

👅💋👹Jenna Vogel💨💩😈

💪🏐⚽️Skylar🫐🫣🫠

⚽️🏃🏼‍♀️🤣 Hadleigh W 🥎🤪💚

🥎✨❤️Jaci F🥎❤️✨

✝️🥎🧡Emmy M🧡🥎✝️

🐚🌸🌼Emma T💜🐶🍉

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️Layla B 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

🙂‍↔️😍🥸🎤🤣Lilly 🤣🎤🥸😍

🇺🇸🦅🌴Anna 🌸🌺🌹

🥎🏀🩷sullee s ✝️🦃

🥖🌙🥹Ada😒😀🍿

🦄😂🫶🏻 ELLA Z😸🤪🍩

🔱❤️Eliot F.❤️🔱

💋🤪✝️Lily T✝️🤪💋

☀️💗🌸ella H ☀️💗🌸

🏊🏼‍♀️🩱📖 Lainey.S.☀️💦🐢

🦔🦦Andrew🦜🪶🕊️🦃

🤣⛳️zeke s 💵🗽🇺🇸✝️

🚽🎉Gracie S💚🚨☀️⛷️

🎃😝Meredith🤩💋

🐴 Ryleigh 🐒 😜

🔥💋🪩Chloe😼👸🐺

🥎💅Brooklynn👑👸

🏐🫶🏼‼️Fiona🐺😜🖕🏽

🤣🏀❤️Ava I❤️🎣🎭

🩷✝️🇺🇸GRACE🇺🇸✝️🩷

🇺🇸🇩🇪Levi🐶🦋

🇻🇳🎼🗾Madi N😔💀💅

😈💀✨Chloe L🙄😫💅

💅🦋Emma.B🤪♋️✝️

🩷💙💜tobie

🇻🇳💅👹ivy👺😜🤫

[satelitis]

how to make tea :0 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️💷💂💂

1. put water in kettle

2. then kettle on to boil the water

3. put tea bag in a mug

4. once boiled, pour the water in the mug

5. wait for a bit then either leave the bag or take it out

6. flavour as desired using creamer, milk, honey, sugar etc

how to make tea 🇺🇸💥🤠🏈💥🦃🦅

get tea bag

get mug

put tea bag in mug

put water in mug

microwave

6. (or just go to the store and get a bottle of iced tea)

[coffeeshopdragons]

Me any other day of the year:

Me on the 4th of July: AMERICRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅🇺🇸💥💥🦅🗽🤠 🍔🎇🦅🇺🇸🏈🗽🍔🎇🎇🗽🗽‼️‼️

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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Amen brother 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🤠🤠🤠🏈🏈🏈🗿🗿🗿🪙🪙🪙🥩🥩🥩🍔🍔🍔

Many aspects of Americanism are contemptible and grotesque but not God’s glorious favorite sandwich the PB&J

[ask-the-sillies-in-the-head]

AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

God bless this country 🤠🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🔫🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

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PRAISE OUR BEAUTIFUL FLAG 🤠🤠🤠🗿🗿🗿🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🪙🪙🪙🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍔🍔🍔🥩🥩🥩🏈🏈🏈

We must beat the Americans

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GOD-BLESSED AMERICAN USING HER GOD-GIVEN GUN!!!!!! 💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🤠🤠🤠🗿🗿🗿

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Medic is a 50/50. He will either make you a killing machine or you will never be heard from again.

Engineer is probably a nice guy to be around and does barbeques and stuff, but he has a kid. If you find that to be a con, don't go for him.

Heavy will make sure you always have something to eat. He's also a kind person. He's also in crippling debt.

Scout does not have a great personality. He's kinda annoying, even. Can't even get classy women.

Spy is a one-night stand. Not good for long-term relationships.

Sniper is probably aced out (cooler way of saying AroAce in my correct and humble opinion). He's like super chill and stuff. Just doin his job, mate.

Demoman will probably explode you to death. Something something Demoknight penis innuendo squiggly lines ~~~~~.

Soldier is a FINE SPECIMEN OF A FREE AMERICAN PATRIOT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🤠🤠🤠🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🗿🗿🗿💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🪙🪙🪙 and he would never beat his wife unless they would face eachother on the field of battle. You are probably a Medic if you pick him.

Pyro

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

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MY BEAUTIFUL GOD-BLESSED AMERICA, THE LAND OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY 🏈🏈🏈🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥🗿🗿🗿🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🪙🪙🪙

YOKAI ARE EVERYWHERE CAUSING YOU PROBLEMS MESSING UP YOUR HAIR THEY’LL TRIP YOU UP GIVE YOU A FLAT TIRE OR MAKE YOUR SOCKS GO MISSING IN THE DRYER YOKAI MAKE MISCHIEF ANYWHERE AND YOU MAY NOT EVEN BELIEVE THEY’RE THERE BUT LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND HE’S FOUND A WAY TO CONNECT WITH THEM HE’S GOT A YOKAI YOKAI WATCH HE’S GONNA HAVE A SUPERNATURAL ENTOURAGE HE CAN TALK TO THE SPIRITS AND HE DOESN’T HAVE TO FEAR IT AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GONNA HEAR IT ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S GOT A YOKAI WATCH YOKAI YOKAI WATCH YOKAI YOKAI WATCH HE CAN TALK TO THE SPIRITS AND AND HE DOESN’T HAVE TO FEAR IT AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GONNA HEAR IT ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S GOT A YOKAI WATCH